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a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-13">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-13 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Hello Kitty Wildlife Edition [[Have you seen Hello Kitty? Do you have a firm image of that in your hear? Okay, color it a sort of pale golden color, and then add an orange mane, and then spatter it in blood and add a ham (also spattered in blood). Then add words, in red. And that first "O"? That has the X eyes and protruding tongue...
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-15">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-15 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-16">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-16 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
How to Insult an Existentialist [[Three people are probably standing under some manner of underpass. Verifiably, the heads of two people and hair which may or may not be attached to a third are in front of a concrete pillar very similar to those also visible to its left which are also supporting an overpass. Our pillar has a sign on...
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-18">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-18 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-20">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-20 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
How the Journey of a Thousand Miles Doesn't Begin [[This appears to be some manner of sea-shore. The water looks kinda nasty, though, it's sort of gray and brown with only the faintest hint of blue and no green at all. Is this what Canada's beaches look like? The sand looks like sand, at least, but the footprints in it are unnaturally sharply defined....
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-22">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-22 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-23">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-23 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-24">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-24 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-25">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-25 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
The Day is Tired of Being Seized [[Oh, hey, it's Peter again. Peter's back, mostly. Peter's scrawny, naked back, in fact. Thankfully he is wearing shorts of some sort as he apparently jumps off of a wooden surface into a body of water bordered by trees at the opposite shore (it is a very narrow picture, though, so we have no idea what...
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-29">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-29 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-30">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-10-30 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
How to Design the Best Ninja Costume Ever [[There is a moon-like object, maybe even meant to be The Moon, maybe back before it got all crater'd up. It is also far more perfectly circular. Craters are too hard to draw anyway. Eclipsing part of this is the silhouette of someone. This one is a photograph; otherwise, the flesh-tone of the hand and...
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-01">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-01 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-03">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-03 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
If You Want to Make God Laugh [[This is surely the keyboard of a laptop,with flat keys like that. They are a pale gray, and blurred to illegibility. That big funny-shaped one is probably "Enter," but most of the rest remain a mystery. There is a blue light reflecting off of the upper-right portion of the keyboard, and a red light...
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-05">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-05 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-06">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-06 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
One of the Many Things Turtles Can't Do [[It's a turtle. I don't know that I will ever understand Peter's obsession with such creatures. Does he, perhaps, feel some sort of kinship to these consummate laggards? Or is it, perhaps, that Peter hides behind the metaphorical shell of this comic? Or maybe it is something more sordid? It is probably...
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-08">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-08 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-10">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-10 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
A Prank to End All Pranks? [[What is this? There appear to be numerous tarp-structures, or perhaps one large one, with maybe police tape and such around? This sinister edifice is obscured by numerous people. I'm not describing them all. But over to the right, there is an arm. The person it is attached to (one of the people it...
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-12">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-12 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-13">http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-11-13 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Bob-omb Pick-up Lines [[In a heart-shaped window, there are two animate explosives whose specific name is probably pretty thoroughly copyrighted. They're wind-up bombs with legs and faces; and if that's not enough for you, you won't be getting these jokes anyway. The one on the right is pink, and has a red bow on her... carapace?...
 

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