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Droop #624 "Jason" <> / OH GOD! JASON! / <> / Well, what you lack in style you make up for in piles of effort. / <> / For that, you still get a sticker.
Droop. #627 "Sammy of the dead" [Sammy Nickle and Black Man stand inside a mall, a hoarde of zombies banging on the glass doors.] / Sammy Nickle: So... We'll be fine in this mall, as long as the zombies stay outside? / Black Man: I doubt it. / Black Man: Those zombies are gettin'... Smarter... / Black Man: They're learning. / [Zombie...
Droop. #628 "Sammy Evil Dead" [Four people are listening to a tape recorder] / Tape Recorder: He... is dead. I could not bring myself to dismember his corpse. I dragged him down the steps and buried him. / [Green Shirt Guy is walking down the steps to the cellar as the tape recorder keeps playing] / Tape Recorder: I buried him in...
Droop. #629 "Sammy Chainsaw Massacre" [Leatherface is looking down at a corpse whose chest is wide open] / Sammy Nickle: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. / [Sammy Nickle is hanging from a meat hook in his back] / Sammy Nickle: Hey, hey, hey, Leatherface. Hey, Leatherface. Did you sew your own face..... Leatherface? / Sammy Nickle:...
Droop. PICKLE RING 2 So what's on the video? / Just... just watch it ok? / Oookay / Droop is taking a............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ / MONTH...
 
Droop. That fuckin train [[a man is engulfed in fire]] man engulfed in fire: AAAAAAHAHAHA / [[man engulfed in fire is standing on subway tracks, an onlooker dressed in green with a red/brown bag watches]] Man engulfed in fire: C'MON YOU FUCKIN' TRAIN! HAHA / [[man engulfed in fire is at heaven's gates but is now a man burnt to...
Droop. Narcissus {{Title: Narcissus}} / [[Man at computer]] / What's this... a myspace friend request? / everyone wants to be my friend. / alas... / <> / <> / No one is worthy.
Tiny Ghosts TINY GHOSTS / Sammy Nickel: Tiny ghosts are haunting me. / They are only the ghosts of the ants I've stepped on in the past / But they're still ghosts / So they scare me.
Droop. YES, IT'S A COMIC. --comicswithoutviolence.com-- {{This one's got Trashcan Dan in it. That's all I wanted to mention, so the next time I'm looking for Trashcan Dan in the search engine this comic will come up. }}
Droop. Headbutts are fucking sweet {{Summer of suggestion comic}} {{Suggested by Lucas T}} {{Headbutts are Fucking Sweet}} / [[Mustache man and helmet man are present]] / Mustache man: DO IT / [[Mustache man waits for 3 panels]] / [[Helmet man flies sideways to headbutt Mustache man]] / [[Dust clouds]] / [[Helmet man has large chunk...
 

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