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Debate 03 Hex: Hey! That's mine! / Furato: Yeah? Prove it. Not so tough without all your evidence, are ya? / Furato: Aw, don't make that face... Listen. If you want to be respected for your opinions, do what I do: stop taking them so seriously. Don't cry when someone disagrees with you. / Hex: Like RZ? / Furato:...
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HnF: Hypothetical Hex: Let's get hypothetical! / Furato: I just ate / Hex: Imagine you're in a car, driving in the same direction and same speed as the wind. If you lean your head out the window, do you feel anything? / Furato: I don't appreciate what this is doing to my brain / Hex: Let's get BEYOND hypothetics and SOLVE...
Shirt Hex: Back to boring old brick red, I see. / RZ: And I'm glad. No more awkward stares in public. Or at least, not as awkward as usual. / [[Hex walks away.]] / [[Hex stops.]] / Hex: How... do you fit a shirt over your HEAD?
1019 04 Hex: Why are predictions always so negative? Why didn't they predict the universe WOULDN'T end in 1019? Or that we'd all get CANDY in 1019? / RZ: I think it's sort of like a deadline. People like the idea because it pushes them to accomplish now what they would normally put off. / Furato: Couldn't have...
1019 07 [[Furato amid a bunch of stuff]] / Furato: Okay, stuff! Make me happy!
 
HnF: Publicity [[Hexagon and Furato]] / Hex: Does this ever happen to you? I'm in a public place, everyone's quiet, and I realize, ANYTHING I do could get people's attention. And I start thinking about the millions of embarrassing things I could do. the fear is paralyzing / Furato: um / Hex: I've got it! Let's get all...
Grade Expectations Gungu: I get my exam results tomorrow. / Hex: What do you think you got? / Gungu: An F. / Hex: Really? / Gungu: No, see, in all likelihood I got a C. But if I expect to get an A and I don't, I'll be disappointed. So I expect an F so I can be pleasantly surprised. / Hex: So you're really expecting a C. / Gungu:...
Rescue robber Furato: Some guy rescued some animal from some flood. / Slook: Yay! / Furato: And a robbery happened on the other side of town. / Slook: Boo. / Furato: But! What if the robber WAS the rescuer? Should he still go to jail? / Hex: Stop giving him morally complicated scenarios! / Furato: What? Robberescuers...
Tenor terror [[Furato sings very low notes. RZ stops dead.]] / RZ: How did... are you ok? / Furato: Sore throat.
Crystal chef 03 Furato: But wait. We need RZ. He's the only one who knows how to find Earth. / Hex: Not quite! I installed a device in this car which tracks every location it's been to! Let's just tap into the data... / [[Furato grimaces, Hex is confused]] / Furato: Wow, I... wonder who could have been to all those...
 
Crystal chef 04 [[Earth. Furato and Hex walk down sidewalk. Furato mesmerized by TV store.]] / [[Furato rushes forward, dragging Hex]] / Furato: Endless SHRIMP, Hex! / Hex: Mathematically impossible!
Crystal chef 06 Furato: One endless shrimp, please! WAIT! Make that two! / Waiter: And for you? / [[Yogelson behind menu]] / Yogelson: I'll have the lobster burger. / Yogelson: Without the shell this time.
Crystal chef 14 Furato: Hi. I'm the critic. And I'm here... to CRITICIZE. So whaddaya got? / Mr. S: Well, I've got these, Mr... Yogelson? / [[Furato eats]] / [[pause]] / [[Furato tears]]

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