You're browsing the archives of Planet B.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0141/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0141/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0145/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0145/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0146/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0146/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Debate 03 | Hex: Hey! That's mine!
/ Furato: Yeah? Prove it. Not so tough without all your evidence, are ya? / Furato: Aw, don't make that face... Listen. If you want to be respected for your opinions, do what I do: stop taking them so seriously. Don't cry when someone disagrees with you. / Hex: Like RZ?
/ Furato:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0150/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0155/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0155/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0158/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0158/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| HnF: Hypothetical | Hex: Let's get hypothetical!
/ Furato: I just ate / Hex: Imagine you're in a car, driving in the same direction and same speed as the wind. If you lean your head out the window, do you feel anything?
/ Furato: I don't appreciate what this is doing to my brain / Hex: Let's get BEYOND hypothetics and SOLVE... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0165/ |
| Shirt | Hex: Back to boring old brick red, I see.
/ RZ: And I'm glad. No more awkward stares in public. Or at least, not as awkward as usual. / [[Hex walks away.]] / [[Hex stops.]] / Hex: How... do you fit a shirt over your HEAD? http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0169/ |
| 1019 04 | Hex: Why are predictions always so negative? Why didn't they predict the universe WOULDN'T end in 1019? Or that we'd all get CANDY in 1019?
/ RZ: I think it's sort of like a deadline. People like the idea because it pushes them to accomplish now what they would normally put off.
/ Furato: Couldn't have... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0173/ |
| 1019 07 | [[Furato amid a bunch of stuff]] / Furato: Okay, stuff! Make me happy! http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0176/ |
| HnF: Publicity | [[Hexagon and Furato]]
/ Hex: Does this ever happen to you? I'm in a public place, everyone's quiet, and I realize, ANYTHING I do could get people's attention. And I start thinking about the millions of embarrassing things I could do. the fear is paralyzing
/ Furato: um / Hex: I've got it! Let's get all... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0180/ |
| Grade Expectations | Gungu: I get my exam results tomorrow.
/ Hex: What do you think you got?
/ Gungu: An F.
/ Hex: Really? / Gungu: No, see, in all likelihood I got a C. But if I expect to get an A and I don't, I'll be disappointed. So I expect an F so I can be pleasantly surprised.
/ Hex: So you're really expecting a C.
/ Gungu:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0181/ |
| Rescue robber | Furato: Some guy rescued some animal from some flood.
/ Slook: Yay! / Furato: And a robbery happened on the other side of town.
/ Slook: Boo. / Furato: But! What if the robber WAS the rescuer? Should he still go to jail? / Hex: Stop giving him morally complicated scenarios!
/ Furato: What? Robberescuers... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0182/ |
| Tenor terror | [[Furato sings very low notes. RZ stops dead.]] / RZ: How did... are you ok?
/ Furato: Sore throat. http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0183/ |
| Crystal chef 03 | Furato: But wait. We need RZ. He's the only one who knows how to find Earth.
/ Hex: Not quite! I installed a device in this car which tracks every location it's been to! Let's just tap into the data... / [[Furato grimaces, Hex is confused]] / Furato: Wow, I... wonder who could have been to all those... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0186/ |
| Crystal chef 04 | [[Earth. Furato and Hex walk down sidewalk. Furato mesmerized by TV store.]] / [[Furato rushes forward, dragging Hex]]
/ Furato: Endless SHRIMP, Hex!
/ Hex: Mathematically impossible! http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0187/ |
| Crystal chef 06 | Furato: One endless shrimp, please! WAIT! Make that two!
/ Waiter: And for you? / [[Yogelson behind menu]] / Yogelson: I'll have the lobster burger. / Yogelson: Without the shell this time. http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0189/ |
| Crystal chef 14 | Furato: Hi. I'm the critic. And I'm here... to CRITICIZE. So whaddaya got?
/ Mr. S: Well, I've got these, Mr... Yogelson? / [[Furato eats]] / [[pause]] / [[Furato tears]] http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0197/ |