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| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-02/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-02/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/dont-judge-03/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/dont-judge-03/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/leadership-04/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/leadership-04/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/guest-month-omega5ooo/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/guest-month-omega5ooo/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/leadership-06/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/leadership-06/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/dont-judge-07/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/dont-judge-07/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-08/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-08/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-09/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-09/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-10/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-10/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-11/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-11/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Cogitate your conundrum 12 | Mr O: Let's go that way.
/ Brett: You're not the boss of me.
/ Mrs O: Starry Nyght Ortithire, what do you think you're doing? We've got to find those items!
/ Starry: Not until we find my EARRING! I don't do asymmetrical! It's bad for my positive energy! / RZ: Okay. Okay. I know where the best item is.... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/cogitate-your-conundrum-12/ |
| Intro 12 | RZ: You're quite the ball of energy.
/ Slook: Hex's let Slook eat sweets for past two weeks! Gigigigigigigigi! / Furato: This Hex, is he home?
/ Slook: Deepest darkest lab-amatory. Slook go get 'im. / Furato: Whoever Hex is, "Slook" is his PET. I think I might need to run.
/ RZ: Here he is. / Furato:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0012/ |
| Zanko for playing 12 | Narrator 1: Well, so far we've seen these two arm-wrestle the lead back and forth, and now they're just about even. RZ seems deep in thought... / Prelth: Wake up!
/ RZ: All in!
/ Prelth: Call. / Narrator 2: Kek, do either of them have anything?
/ Narrator 1: They don't! Not even a pair. / Narrator 2:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-12/ |
| Cogitate your conundrum 13 | Host: Let's see how many points your items are worth.
/ RZ: We've got this. They got the 50, but we got both 40's.
/ Hex: Huh? There's only a total of 100 points! How... / Host: Ooh! Too bad, Ditidoms. / Host: All added up, the Ortithires win the treasure hunt, the game, and A100000! Congratulations! / Furato:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/cogitate-your-conundrum-13/ |
| Intro 13 | Furato: Would you like to invest in Financially Abstract Transaction Solutions? Also known as FATS?
/ RZ: Sign here. / Furato: Excuse me, don't interrupt.
/ RZ: This only takes a second. / Furato: As you can see, FATS have proven to be--
/ RZ: Please. I have a schedule to keep. / Furato: Yeah? Did you... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0013/ |
| Zanko for playing 13 | Prelth: He cheated! I know it!
/ Dealer: Sir, all entrants were screened before the tournament began.
/ Prelth: How did he get past the metal detector? He's MADE of metal! / [[Close up on Hex and RZ, RZ has check, they are leaving quickly]] / [[Prelth nearly falls forward as Furato jumps in his way]]
/ Furato:... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-13/ |
| Cogitate your conundrum 14 | Slook: Welcome back to Codgy ate your condiments!
/ Hex: Aaugh! I can't believe we lost! WE deserved that money, not them! Did you see how they treated each other? We're nothing like them! / RZ: I think we can learn something from this.
/ Hex: I'm too angry to learn something from this. / RZ: Hex, you've... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/cogitate-your-conundrum-14/ |
| Intro 14 | [[Five minutes later]]
/ Furato: So would you like to invest?
/ Hex: I'd love to, but I'm running low on money and sanity. Wanna know why? / Hex: Because I had a dull yet secure government job which I completely blew off so I could have time to make the greatest invention ever. I won't be invited back.... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0014/ |
| Zanko for playing 14 | [[Outside house]]
/ RZ: I LIED, HEX! I'm not married!
/ Furato: Wuh-ho! What did you do, RZ? / Hex: Nothing worse than what you probably did.
/ Furato: I resent that... or I would, if I could REMEMBER what I did. / RZ: But what if Prelth really is in financial trouble?
/ Hex: Well RZ... it's your money.... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-14/ |
| Intro 15 | [[Furato is sleeping.]]
/ Hex: But it's impossible to solve when x=7. Can you believe it?
/ RZ: You know what? Take your package, and I'll just fake the signature. Nobody ever looks at it anyway. / [[RZ goes back to the truck.]] / [[RZ attempts to start the truck.]]
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| Zanko for playing 15 | [[RZ picks up Slook]]
/ RZ: (thinks) It's easy. I'll just send Prelth the difference between our prizes. / [[Mail worker observes package]] / Prelth: (writing) Thanks for the gesture, but I can't accept this knowing your wife needs a transplant. / RZ: I lied. I don't have a wife. You need this money... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing-15/ |
| Intro 16 | Furato: Calm down. I can fix your truck. And I only need one tool: A tri-adjustable packleturk.
/ Hex: I have one of those somewhere. Lost it a year ago. I can set you up with some other tools though... / [[RZ concentrates. "Tri-adjustable packleturk"...]] / RZ: It's around the back, in the left storage... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0016/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0017/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0017/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Intro 17 | Furato: You knew exactly where to find this.
/ RZ: Yeah. / Furato: Why didn't you SAY you were some awesome kind of psychic??
/ RZ: Well-- / Slook: What did Slook eat for breakfast?
/ Hex: Could you help me find my 8834X circuit board?
/ Furato: WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS. NOW. http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0018/ |
| Intro 18 | Hex: Furato, was it? Slook will help you fix the truck.
/ Slook: Slook is a help! / Hex: And... R-Z? Listen RZ, that was an impressive display of psychic ability.
/ RZ: I'm NOT psychic. I'm just really good at navigating and finding things. / Hex: I don't know how else to say this... RZ, you are the... http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0019/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0020/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0020/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0021/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0021/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0022/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0022/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0023/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0023/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0024/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0024/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0025/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0025/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0026/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0026/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Intro 26 | RZ: Holy-! They really did call for backup!
/ Hex: Follow me. We're getting out of here. / RZ: How? They have guns! / Hex: We have SCIENCE. http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0027/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0028/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0028/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0029/">http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/pb0029/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |