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| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/184-etched-in-clouds/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/184-etched-in-clouds/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/186-a-quick-shower/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/186-a-quick-shower/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/187-mathematically-a-loser/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/187-mathematically-a-loser/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #188 In The Valley | Kurt: Wow, these mountains are as high as the eyes can see. / [[Herby and Kurt are in a valley]]
/ Herby: I wonder if anyone has ever tried to climb them. / Kurt: I doubt it, they're just too big. / [[A picture of the zoom in of a finger.]]
/ Herby: We should look up their names when we get home. / {{alt-text:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/188-in-the-valley/ |
| #189 Unicycle Club | Herby: Welcome to this year's first meeting of the Uni Versity Varsity Unicycle club! / Herby: We'll start by going around and introducing ourselves, and telling about our unicycling experiences from the summer. / Herby: Mars, we'll start with you.
/ Mars Maroon: Hi, I'm Mars Maroon. Over the summer... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/189-unicycle-club/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/190-toilet-ratings/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/190-toilet-ratings/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #191 Pirate Regalia | [[Captain Ivan is talking to Kurt and Stacey.]]
/ Captain Ivan: Alright, I'll let you two borrow a few things for the party, but only after I've told ye a wee bit about the things I'm givin' ye. / Captain Ivan: First is my bicorne, commonly known as a two corner hat. It proudly sports the Jolly Roger,... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/191-pirate-regalia/ |
| #192 Corny Maize | Kurt: How was your weekend?
/ Herby: Pretty good. Stacey and I walked to a corn maze and then walked inside a corn maze. / Kurt: That seems to be a good thing to have done in a corn maze. What was it shaped like? / [[Corn maze in the shape of T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics is saying: Today is a good day... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/192-corny-maize/ |
| #193 Chicken Eggs | Kurt to Stacey: Chickens are sort of unintelligent. Little do they know that all those eggs that they're laying will just be eaten by humans! / Stacey: It's really sort of sad. All those chickens probably think they're populating the earth with a huge chicken populations, when in reality they're just... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/193-chicken-eggs/ |
| #194 E-Book | Stacey: It seems that electronic books are here to stay.
/ Captain Ivan: Shiver me timbers, I been 'fraid of that. / Stacey: They're becoming so popular that some of our classmates don't buy actual textbooks anymore, and just get copies for their Kindles. I'm considering joining the electronic book... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/194-e-book/ |
| #195 Gentlmen, Start Your Engines | Kurt: The contestants have their helmets on and appear to be ready. They step up to the starting line. Now get ready for... / [[Sign saying eXtreme Vacuuming. Herby and Gref lined up behind starting line with helmets on. Each has a vacuum.]]
/ {{alt text: eXtreme Vacuuming is the one sport that you hope... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/09/195-gentlmen-start-your-engines/ |
| #196 Shipping and Handling | Radio: We'll get back to La Boheme here on Oodles Of Opera after a word from our sponsors. / Radio: Here at Unicellular Parcel Service, we know you have a variety of shipping needs. That's why we've started a special shipping program to handle explosive and highly flammable materials. / Radio: In... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/196-shipping-and-handling/ |
| #197 Mirrorverse | Herby: Do you think there's such a thing as a mirror universe? You know, like a universe exactly like this one, except just slightly different? / Stacey: I'm gonna say probably not. I mean, for that to be the case, first of all there would have to be multiple and possibly infinite other universes.... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/197-mirrorverse/ |
| #198 Physics Homework | [[Stacey is holding a pencil and paper.]]
/ Stacey: Do do do...do do do...doin my homework. Doin my homework. / Stacey: Resistance is futile. / [[You see Stacey's homework, on which she has written, "Here are the position, velocity, and acceleration graphs of a simple gravity pendulum."]]
/ Stacey:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/198-physics-homework/ |
| #199 Good Idea Bad Idea | Narrator: Good idea: / Gref: (asleep) Zzzz...zzzzzz...Hrm. Hrmmph hmph. Heh heh hermaph. Hee kee hee ka. Hah hrm hph. Mhph. mmmm...zzzzzzz... / Narrator: Laughing while asleep. / Narrator: Bad idea: / [[Kurt swinging hockey stick toward what looks like a puck.]] / [[Kurt with lots of white filling... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/199-good-idea-bad-idea/ |
| #200 Riding Red Blood Cells | Herby: Whoohoo! / Herby: That was great! Let's go on another! / Sign says: Aortic Valve Cyclone / Stacey: EEEEE!!! / Stacey, Herby, Kurt and Captain Ivan: Yippee! / Kurt: This is totally the best bodily fluids park I've been to! / {{alt text: Their favorite attractions were the Not-So-Sad Tear... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/200-riding-red-blood-cells/ |
| #201 Squeaky Hinges | Sign on store: Your Tool Hardware / Salescell: May I help you sir?
/ Kurt: Yeah, do you have any WD-40? / Salescell: We do in fact carry WD-40. But may I instead interest you in a similar new product? / Salescell: WD-80 has 10 times the volume of a normal WD-40 can, and is TWICE AS EFFECTIVE! / {{Alt... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/201-squeaky-hinges/ |
| #202 The Rhyming Word Game | Herby: Let's play a game! I bet if you say a word, the next word I say will be a different word that rhymes with at least as many words as your word does. / Kurt: Cat.
/ Herby: Bat! / Kurt: Would you like a shot at playing my game?
/ Stacey: Fine, but I think its a stupid game. My word is mollusk. / Herby:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/202-the-rhyming-word-game/ |
| #203 Trans-Atlantic Voyages | Caution cone: Hellloooo? Can anyone hear me? I think I'm trapped in a volcano! Help! / Mars Maroon: (singing) I've got the symptoms. SYMPTOMS! I've got the fever! FEVER! I've got the soul, got the juice, got the energy! / Knock knock.
/ Who's there:
/ Carbon monoxide poisoning.
/ Carbon monoxide poisoning... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/203-trans-atlantic-voyages/ |
| #204 The Beard | Kurt: I think I'm going to grow a beard.
/ Herby: How do you expect to do that? You don't even grow hair!
/ Kurt: I actually have to shave my flagella every few days to make sure I don't get to scruffy. / Narrator: 1 day later... / Narrator: 3 days later... / Narrator: 7 days later... / Narrator:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/204-the-beard/ |
| #205 Clumsy | Coffee table: Listen up, men! Today's the day. Today we take no prisoners. Today we will leave the enemy more black and blue than any other day in history! Are you ready to fight?
/ Door-frame and desk (together): Sir yes sir! / [[donk]] [[as Kurt bumps into door-frame]]
/ Kurt: Ouch! Stupid door-frame! / [[thud]]... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/205-clumsy/ |
| #206 Color The Sky | Kurt: Wouldn't it be crazy if we all saw colors differently.
/ Captain Ivan: Ye mean like colorblind people? / Kurt: No, not like that. I mean that regular old "I can see the colors like everyone else" type people might interpret colors in different ways. / Kurt: For example, what if my brain interprets... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/206-color-the-sky/ |
| #207 Can You Tell Me How To Get | Kurt: Hey, uh, Herby?
/ Herby: Yeah? / Kurt: So, you know Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
/ Herby: Yup. / Kurt: I just noticed that "Bert and Ernie" sure sounds a lot like "Kurt and Herby." / Herby: Hmmm. Yeah. That is pretty weird I guess. / [[awkward silence]] / Kurt: Anyway, I stopped by to... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/10/207-can-you-tell-me-how-to-get/ |
| #208 Candy Lessons | Kurt: Sweet! I think that's the last of the trick-or-treaters, which means the rest of the candy is for us! / Herby: Let's split it up evenly and start eating! / {{10 candy bars each later...}}
/ Herby: I've always eaten my Halloween candy fast, but its seems like you'd be the type of guy who would... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/208-candy-lessons/ |
| #209 The Little Sheep | Herby: I decided to get a pet! So yesterday I went to pick one out!
/ Kurt: What kind did you end up with? / Herby: A sheep!
/ Kurt: Really? Can I see it? / Herby: Sure! It's right over here. It's really sweet! Plus, it's not sick, or a ram, or too old! / [[It is a box.]] / Kurt: That's... a very nice... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/209-the-little-sheep/ |
| #210 Not Paying Attention | Professor Bonchi: In order to find a maximum independent set of edges, ... / Professor Bonchi: Hey! You two in the back! If you're just going to play calculator games instead of paying attention, you might as well not come to class at all. / Gref: Oh, us? We're, uhh,.. not playing games. / Gref: WE... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/210-not-paying-attention/ |
| #211 The Game of Life | Herby: Do you ever feel like we're all just pawns in the game of life?
/ Kurt: Yeah, I know what you mean. / [[The last panel is John Conway's Game of Life.]] / {{alt text: Single cell reproduction is actually based on three cells getting together to make a new one, unlike what your high school science... http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/211-the-game-of-life/ |
| #212 Cooking Up A Game | Stacey: Stop! What the snot do you think you're doing?!? / [[Kurt and Herby are playing baseball with a pot]] / Herby: You said you wanted me to bring over a bunt pan, right? / {{alt text: Next we were going to go pick up a bowling pin from the bowling alley.}} http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/212-cooking-up-a-game/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/213-for-want-of-an-o/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/213-for-want-of-an-o/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/214-store-policy/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/11/214-store-policy/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |