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| #1 When I Get Lonely | [[Herby and Kurt are floating in a sea of turquoise]]
/ Herby: Kurt, do you ever get lonely, out there drifting through the puddles of life by yourself?
/ Kurt: Yeah, sometimes. / Kurt: But then I do this. / [[One of Kurt's sides bulges]] / [[Kurt has now split into two identical entities]]
/ Kurt: Hi... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/1-when-i-get-lonely/ |
| #2 The Pickpocket | Kurt: Herby! I got pickpocketed yesterday!
/ Herby: Really? / Kurt: Yeah! I was in a crowded intestine and I think a virus snatched my wallet! / Kurt: I lost it all! My cash, my cards, my driver's license, even my blood donor's card / Kurt: What's this world coming to? All you hear about in the... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/2-the-pickpocket/ |
| #3 CAUTION! Wet Floor! | Kurt: Hey Herby!
/ Kurt: You know what really sinks my battleship?
/ Herby: What's that Kurt? / Kurt: Those stupid yellow wet floor signs. / Kurt: They're always in the way and I almost trip on them. They're big yellow idiocy. I mean, when was the last time you heard of someone slipping on a wet... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/3-caution-wet-floor/ |
| #4 Herby Just Wants To Snuggle | Stacey: I love kittens! They're so adorable and snuggly and hyper!
/ Herby: Like Me! / Herby: Maybe I'm a kitten!
/ Herby: You'll never know / Stacey: I think I may be able to tell.
/ Stacey: Just a little. / Herby: NO!
/ Herby: Your perception of reality is false! / Herby: I AM KITTEN! / {{title... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/4-herby-just-wants-to-snuggle/ |
| #5 Indie Band | Herby: I'm going to start an indie rock band. Want to be in it? / Herby: I'm going to call it Singsong Billygoat. / Kurt: What a stupid name!
/ Kurt: Why call it that?
/ Herby: Some guy told me to. / Kurt: What a frenzied nincompoop! Why listen to some stranger who obviously has a few screws... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/5-indie-band/ |
| #6 Vegetarian Metal | Kurt: Instead of starting a crappy indie band we should start a vegetarian metal band! / Kurt: They're all the rage: Iron Deficiency Maiden, Asparagus of a Down, Rage Against the Meat, Crockpot of Filth, Black Cabbage... The list goes on and on! / Kurt: Plus, I'm a vegetarian.
/ Herby: Really? / Kurt:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/6-vegetarian-metal/ |
| #7 Run With Scissors, Children! | Kurt: I wonder why the phrase "Don't run with scissors" is so common. / Kurt: Did some little boy named Zachary run with scissors, trip, and poke his eye out? / Kurt: I've never really had the urge to run with scissors. / Kurt: I mean, no one ever says, "Don't run with a steak knife," or, "Don't ride... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/7-run-with-scissors-children/ |
| #8 Board Games | [[Stacey, Herby and Kurt are floating in a sea of yellowish-green]] / Stacey: You guys want to play a board game?
/ Kurt: Like what? / Stacey: Oh, I dunno, maybe Scrabble... or Monopoly... or Yahtzee... / Herby: Or Germany. / Kurt: What's that? / Herby: A country in Europe.
/ Herby: Near France. / {{Title-text:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/8-board-games/ |
| #9 Buttons Of Protest | [[Gref and Kurt are floating in a sea of beige-ish]] / Gref: Hey man! Rebel rebel rebel! Fight the system!
/ Kurt: Who are you? / Gref: I'm Gref the rhizobium. You know, those bacteria that fix nitrogen for legumes. / Gref: Want one of these gnarly free buttons to support the cause? / Kurt: Um, ok? / [[The... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/9-buttons-of-protest/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-1-visitation/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-1-visitation/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-2-haunting/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-2-haunting/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-3-how-many-licks/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-3-how-many-licks/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| SHORT #4 Countenance | Red faced man: Bagel / [[awkward silence]] / Red faced man: Is zero. / {{alt text: I wish we had a lasergun.}} http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-4-countenance/ |
| SHORT #5 No Love Returned | Narrator: In this comic: Love goes unrequited. / [[Guy and girl looking into each others' eyes]] / Guy: I love the spoon / {{alt text: The spoon does not love Lenny.}} http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-5-no-love-returned/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-6-stan/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-6-stan/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-7-return-of-the-knock-knock/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-7-return-of-the-knock-knock/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-8-not-this-one/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-8-not-this-one/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-9-miracle-maximum/">http://unicellularcomic.com/2009/07/short-9-miracle-maximum/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #10 Band Name | [[Kurt and Herby are floating in a sea of tomato-red]] / Kurt: What should we name our vegetarian metal band?
/ Herby: How about Herbicide? / Kurt: Maybe Bloody Carrot?
/ Herby: Or Vegetable Patch Disaster? / Kurt: I also like Rotten Artichoke.
/ Herby: It's a tough choice. / Herby: I think we should... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/10-band-name/ |
| #11 Wikipedia | Stacey: I was just reading the Wikipedia article about the formation and evolution of the solar system. / Stacey: It's so fascinating!
/ Kurt: How can you believe what you read on there - anyone can write anything! / Stacey: That's the beauty of it!
/ Stacey: Millions of people check edits for correctness... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/11-wikipedia/ |
| #12 Night Sky | [[Stacey, Kurt and Herby are floating in a sea of dark grey]]
/ Stacey: When you look up at the night sky, do you ever feel really small and insignificant? / Kurt: Yeah, sometimes, but I try not to think about it.
/ Kurt: I mean, unicellular organisms are the only known intelligent beings in the universe,... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/12-night-sky/ |
| #13 Neighborly Duty | [[Stacey is floating in a sea of pink]]
/ Stacey: Thank God I'm finally done with that essay. / [[God appears at the top of the panel]]
/ God: Did someone say my name? / Stacey: Oh! Hi God!
/ Stacey: Um, nevermind. / God: Oh, ok.
/ God: Well...ummm...
/ God: While I'm here, uh, I just ran out of flour.... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/06/13-neighborly-duty/ |
| #14 Breakup Leeches | [[Stacey and Kurt are floating in a sea of green]]
/ Stacey: Blargh! Life sucks like giant leeches!
/ Kurt: Who put fireballs in your cereal? / Stacey: My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I by mistake left a bunch of stuff at his puddle, like my toothbrush and razor and shampoo. / Stacey: And... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/14-breakup-leeches/ |
| #15 A Poem By Herby | [[Herby is floating in a sea of pink]]
/ Herby: I'm really sorry you were dumped, / Herby: But it's very nice for me. / Herby: I like you more than that chump, / Herby: I hope you'll be mine Stacey. / Herby: Breakups can be hard,
/ Herby: So let me be your bard, / Herby: And help you find your footing. / Herby:... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/15-a-poem-by-herby/ |
| #16 Going To The Gym | [[Kurt and Herby are floating in a sea of bluish green. Kurt is throwing a dumbbell at Herby]]
/ Kurt: You carry it! / [[The second panel is irregularly shaped. The box for panel 3 appears to be forming a ledge which Herby is standing on, throwing the dumbbell down to Kurt]]
/ Herby: No, you carry it! / [[Kurt... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/16-going-to-the-gym/ |
| #17 Cavity | [[Kurt and Stacey are floating in a sea of mustard yellow]]
/ Kurt: I djust went to the dentitht to geth a huje cafity filled. / Stacey: It sounds like your mouth is still numb. / Kurt: Yeth. Pluth, I can't tathte anything. At leatht he did a really good job. / Stacey: Less taste.
/ Stacey: Great f... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/17-cavity/ |
| #18 Pirates Versus Ninjas | [[Kurt is floating in a sea of dusky blue]]
/ Off-panel voice: Yohoho and a bottle of shaving cream. / [[Captain Ivan enters]]
/ Kurt: Hi, Captain Ivan!
/ Captain Ivan: Ahoy there Kurt! How be your sea legs? / Kurt: I'm excellent! So, what do you think about the internet-age-old question: Who wins in... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/18-pirates-versus-ninjas/ |
| #19 Let?s Go Out | [[Stacey and Herby are floating in a sea of hot pink]]
/ Stacey: Your poem was quite...nice, Herby. / Herby: So, will you go out with me? / Stacey: I would love to, on two conditions. / Stacey: One: never again take something of mine without asking. / Stacey: Two: stop following me around with Savage... http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/19-lets-go-out/ |
| #20 ? | [[A question mark block hangs in the air]] / [[Kurt enters from the right]] / [[Kurt looks at the ?-block]] / [[Kurt looks back]] / [[Kurt jumps, hitting the block, and a coin comes out of it]] / Kurt: I've always wanted to do that. / {{title text: That would be a great way to make money.}} http://unicellularcomic.com/2008/07/20-question-mark/ |