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| Droop. #114 - Ambiguous Sexual Comment | Fat Man: Jerry, I'd appreciate it if you would stop turning everything everyone says into an ambiguous sexual comment. / Jerry: I'll make you an ambiguous sexual comment
/ [[with much pelvic action]]
/ UNH
/ UNH / Fat Man: JUST. STOP. / [[Jerry's pants hit the floor with a < http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040123 |
| Droop #118 - "Are you sure about this, baby?" | Abortions 'R' Us / Are sure about this, baby?
/ I ... I don't know... / It just doesn't feel right. / You ... you don't hafta go through with it ... if you don't wanna... / ... Are you sure we can handle a child? / We can handle anything as long as we stay together. / 9 months later... / Mr. Fallin? / You've... http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040130 |
| Droop. #119 - SERVED GET | Jeeganed: Oh, oh... Guess what? / Jeeganed: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!!! / Lupin: No, I think I just got dumber from listening to you. / Jeeganed: Awww... I just got served... http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040131 |
| Droop. #120 - Wiskers the Humble Mouse | [[Title for WISKERS the humble mouse!]] / Wiskers: It's me, Wiskers! The humble mouse! / Wiskers: Let's go on an adventure! / [[Now holding a 10 gallon hat, and riding a wedge of cheese]]
/ Wiskers: Yeehaw! Everybody! / [[Scene zooms out to show KC's dad sitting in a chair, reading the paper]] / [[Dad... http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040202 |
| Droop wallpaper | Ass and titties http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040204 |
| Droop #125 - "Gawd, I want some head. | Gawd, I want some head... / But I can't just ask women for it... I have to be subtile... / [thoughtful silence] / Lemonade
/ $Suck my dick http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040207 |
| Droop #126 - "The Continuing Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head." | Lemonade
/ Suck my dick / Can I - -
/ No.
/ Absolutly not. / ... Tease. http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040208 |
| Droop #127 - guest by Ronald Mack | You makin' fun of me? http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040211 |
| Droop #128 - "Kirby's Experiment with Crack!" | Kirby's experiments with crack! / Hey, Kirby.
/ I -- / Acccckthbbtggrh! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040212 |
| Droop #131 - "Best Dream Ever" | Best dream ever. http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040215 |
| Droop. #132 - PHANTOM SKULL | [[A shadowed picture of a skull atop a table]]
/ The curse of the PHANTOM SKULL! / < http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040216 |
| Droop #133 - "GUH FUNK" | Guh-Funk http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040217 |
| Droop #134 - "The Ever-Going Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head" | I still want some head! / Woman! / I -- / 3 seconds later...
/ I wonder if she knew I was actually talking about my penis. http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040218 |
| Droop #142 - "Toilet Isle" | And, yet, no toilet paper... / This is my hell. http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040305 |
| Droop #143 - "Not the 150th Droop" | Spongebob!
/ He so sad!
/ You make him sad! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040307 |
| Droop #144 - "it's me it's me it's kcg" | Hi! :D http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040310 |
| Droop #145 - "Homo Rainbow" | Many colors in the homo rainbow http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040311 |
| Droop. #147 - I have an Idea! | Man: I have an idea! / [[Man looks at trash can]] / [[Gets in trash can, and is subsequently tossed into a garbage truck, can and all. Afterwards, he is sitting in his trash can atop a pile of garbage at the dump.]] / Man: My idea's working! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040314 |
| Droop #149 - "Formula for a Droop Comic" | And now...
/ The formula for a Droop comic! / Random, non-sequitur plot/theme/scene
/ ... with equally random characters! / And then myself in some kind of dress.
/ Also, show me eating something.
/ I'm storing acorns in my cheeks. / Don'ts
/ Be witty. http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040319 |
| Huntin' with Pig | Moose: Is there really anything for me to do in my wasted existance of a life? Can I do more with it or is there anything for a moose like me to-- / < http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040320 |
| Droop. - NO TV IS TO KNOW TV | [[TV blaring at KC]]
/ TV: Damn, Scoob! We gotta motor!
/ Reah! / Chap: Sup, Kace? Whatcha watching there? / KC: Scooby-doo and the Reluctant Werewolf. / Chap: Is it any good? / KC: NO. / [[pause while each stares at TV]] / [[KC picks up TV, one handed, while eyes bulge]]
/ KC: No TV is to KNOW... http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040321 |
| Droop. I JUST got that sword | [[Afro'd guy standing about]] / [[A sword point suddenly juts at Fro's neck]] / Guy: Dude, check it out. I gotta SWORD! / Fro: Who the hell would sell YOU... a SWORD?! / Guy: Pawn shop. / Fro: Pawn shops sell people swords? That's insane! / Guy: Listen, don't think of it as "insane", think of it... http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040324 |
| Droop. #157 "Woah crash boom" | Woah / Crash / Boom http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040328 |
| Droop #159 - "Continuing the Many Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head" | Christ almighty!
/ I still want some head! / And, I got just the idea to -- / 3 hours later / I swear I had no idea my dick slipped into that woman's purse! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040330 |
| Droop #160 - "Bill the magician" | Bill the Magician http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040402 |
| Droop #161 - "A Breakdown in Communication" | Oh noes potatoes!
/ oh noe its stwong bah! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040403 |
| Droop #167 - Lil Jesus! | Lil' Jesus! / Lil' Jesus: Everyone forgot my birthday. I are sad. / Man: Here you go, Jesus! Happy whatever. / Lil' Jesus: OH YAY! / Little did Lil' Jesus know ... It was a TRAP! / Lil' Jesus: Oh noe! My arch-nemesis! / NAILS! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040415 |
| Droop #168 - "Box Boy" | Box boy! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040417 |
| Droop #169 - "Clarence Soccer-Head." | Clarence Soccer-Head / Kick! / Goooooooooooal!! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040418 |
| Droop #170 - "Where did he get those pants." | Nice pants! http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20040421 |