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Droop. #114 - Ambiguous Sexual Comment Fat Man: Jerry, I'd appreciate it if you would stop turning everything everyone says into an ambiguous sexual comment. / Jerry: I'll make you an ambiguous sexual comment / [[with much pelvic action]] / UNH / UNH / Fat Man: JUST. STOP. / [[Jerry's pants hit the floor with a <>]] / Fat Man: How...
Droop #118 - "Are you sure about this, baby?" Abortions 'R' Us / Are sure about this, baby? / I ... I don't know... / It just doesn't feel right. / You ... you don't hafta go through with it ... if you don't wanna... / ... Are you sure we can handle a child? / We can handle anything as long as we stay together. / 9 months later... / Mr. Fallin? / You've...
Droop. #119 - SERVED GET Jeeganed: Oh, oh... Guess what? / Jeeganed: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!!! / Lupin: No, I think I just got dumber from listening to you. / Jeeganed: Awww... I just got served...
Droop. #120 - Wiskers the Humble Mouse [[Title for WISKERS the humble mouse!]] / Wiskers: It's me, Wiskers! The humble mouse! / Wiskers: Let's go on an adventure! / [[Now holding a 10 gallon hat, and riding a wedge of cheese]] / Wiskers: Yeehaw! Everybody! / [[Scene zooms out to show KC's dad sitting in a chair, reading the paper]] / [[Dad...
Droop wallpaper Ass and titties
 
Droop #125 - "Gawd, I want some head. Gawd, I want some head... / But I can't just ask women for it... I have to be subtile... / [thoughtful silence] / Lemonade / $Suck my dick
Droop #126 - "The Continuing Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head." Lemonade / Suck my dick / Can I - - / No. / Absolutly not. / ... Tease.
Droop #127 - guest by Ronald Mack You makin' fun of me?
Droop #128 - "Kirby's Experiment with Crack!" Kirby's experiments with crack! / Hey, Kirby. / I -- / Acccckthbbtggrh!
Droop #131 - "Best Dream Ever" Best dream ever.
 
Droop. #132 - PHANTOM SKULL [[A shadowed picture of a skull atop a table]] / The curse of the PHANTOM SKULL! / <> / <> / [[As a credit card is swiped through a machine, by a clerk]] / Clerk: I'm sorry. Your credit card has been declined. / [[Phantom Skull appears]] / Phantom Skull: Such is "ze" curse of the Phantom...
Droop #133 - "GUH FUNK" Guh-Funk
Droop #134 - "The Ever-Going Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head" I still want some head! / Woman! / I -- / 3 seconds later... / I wonder if she knew I was actually talking about my penis.
Droop #142 - "Toilet Isle" And, yet, no toilet paper... / This is my hell.
Droop #143 - "Not the 150th Droop" Spongebob! / He so sad! / You make him sad!
 
Droop #144 - "it's me it's me it's kcg" Hi! :D
Droop #145 - "Homo Rainbow" Many colors in the homo rainbow
Droop. #147 - I have an Idea! Man: I have an idea! / [[Man looks at trash can]] / [[Gets in trash can, and is subsequently tossed into a garbage truck, can and all. Afterwards, he is sitting in his trash can atop a pile of garbage at the dump.]] / Man: My idea's working!
Droop #149 - "Formula for a Droop Comic" And now... / The formula for a Droop comic! / Random, non-sequitur plot/theme/scene / ... with equally random characters! / And then myself in some kind of dress. / Also, show me eating something. / I'm storing acorns in my cheeks. / Don'ts / Be witty.
Huntin' with Pig Moose: Is there really anything for me to do in my wasted existance of a life? Can I do more with it or is there anything for a moose like me to-- / <> / [[Pig, wearing an Elmer Fudd hat, shoots Moose]] / Huntin' Lesson One: You can always bag a moose mid-deep-logical thought. / [[Pig gives a...
 
Droop. - NO TV IS TO KNOW TV [[TV blaring at KC]] / TV: Damn, Scoob! We gotta motor! / Reah! / Chap: Sup, Kace? Whatcha watching there? / KC: Scooby-doo and the Reluctant Werewolf. / Chap: Is it any good? / KC: NO. / [[pause while each stares at TV]] / [[KC picks up TV, one handed, while eyes bulge]] / KC: No TV is to KNOW...
Droop. I JUST got that sword [[Afro'd guy standing about]] / [[A sword point suddenly juts at Fro's neck]] / Guy: Dude, check it out. I gotta SWORD! / Fro: Who the hell would sell YOU... a SWORD?! / Guy: Pawn shop. / Fro: Pawn shops sell people swords? That's insane! / Guy: Listen, don't think of it as "insane", think of it...
Droop. #157 "Woah crash boom" Woah / Crash / Boom
Droop #159 - "Continuing the Many Adventures of the Man Who Wants Head" Christ almighty! / I still want some head! / And, I got just the idea to -- / 3 hours later / I swear I had no idea my dick slipped into that woman's purse!
Droop #160 - "Bill the magician" Bill the Magician
 
Droop #161 - "A Breakdown in Communication" Oh noes potatoes! / oh noe its stwong bah!
Droop #167 - Lil Jesus! Lil' Jesus! / Lil' Jesus: Everyone forgot my birthday. I are sad. / Man: Here you go, Jesus! Happy whatever. / Lil' Jesus: OH YAY! / Little did Lil' Jesus know ... It was a TRAP! / Lil' Jesus: Oh noe! My arch-nemesis! / NAILS!
Droop #168 - "Box Boy" Box boy!
Droop #169 - "Clarence Soccer-Head." Clarence Soccer-Head / Kick! / Goooooooooooal!!
Droop #170 - "Where did he get those pants." Nice pants!
 

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