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D.A. Falcon [[A courtroom]] / DA (narrating): Being an attorney, I occaisonally get some pretty dumb cases. / DA (narrating): In fact, that's what most of my cases are. / DA (narrating): But this is probably the dumbest case I've ever taken. / Judge: We will now begin the court case of Sampson vs. Jass. Please...
D.A. Falcon [[A courtroom]] / DA (narrating): Being an attorney, I occaisonally get some pretty dumb cases. / DA (narrating): In fact, that's what most of my cases are. / DA (narrating): But this is probably the dumbest case I've ever taken. / Judge: We will now begin the court case of Sampson vs. Jass. Please...
Pg2 Judge: Okay, you may now present your cases to the court. / Judge: And if you can, make it quick. I'm going to miss Oprah's annual gift fest... / Lawyer: My client, Bob Sampson, is suing Hugh Jass, manager of Burger Bastion, for the crime of charging money for... er, 'rented' food. / DA...
Pg3 [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / Judge: [[confused look]] 'Rented' food? / Lawyer: Yes, your honor. During the digestive process, the food you put into your body is broken down and eventually absorbed into the small intestines, then distributed outised the body as waste....
Pg4 [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / [[Sampson stands, holding a receipt]] / Sampson: Here, your honor. Take a look at this. / [[Judge takes receipt]] / Judge: Let me see... / [[Receipt is from Burger Bastion. It reads: / Burger Bastion / ...
Pg5 [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / DA Falcon: Mr. Sampson's lawyer claims that the receipt charges you for the food ordered, but that's just speculation! / DA Falcon: Technically, it's not even speculation. It's just a load of BS! / DA Falcon: Couldn't I give the same...
 
Pg6 [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / Sampson: <> / Sampson: [[looking yeti-like]] <> / Sampson: [[leaping over bench, definitely a yeti now]] <> / {{title-text: It has been brought to my attention that the yeti man looks like Hulk Hogan. This...
SF4 Sideburns: We're on it, Chief Wulfsheim! / And so... / Face: Sideburns... / Face: Tell me again why we're at an amusement park? / Sideburns: Think about it. Where's the last place you would expect such a big time crime lord to be? / Sideburns: That's right! An amusement park! Criminals hate amusement,...
Pg26 CRASH / Well that was convenient... / C'mon, I've got an idea / CRAZED LOOK / FEAR
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