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| D.A. Falcon | [[A courtroom]]
/ DA (narrating): Being an attorney, I occaisonally get some pretty dumb cases. / DA (narrating): In fact, that's what most of my cases are. / DA (narrating): But this is probably the dumbest case I've ever taken. / Judge: We will now begin the court case of Sampson vs. Jass. Please... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/ |
| D.A. Falcon | [[A courtroom]]
/ DA (narrating): Being an attorney, I occaisonally get some pretty dumb cases. / DA (narrating): In fact, that's what most of my cases are. / DA (narrating): But this is probably the dumbest case I've ever taken. / Judge: We will now begin the court case of Sampson vs. Jass. Please... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/ |
| Pg2 | Judge: Okay, you may now present your cases to the court. / Judge: And if you can, make it quick. http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/2/ |
| Pg3 | [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / Judge: [[confused look]] 'Rented' food? / Lawyer: Yes, your honor. During the digestive process, the food you put into your body is broken down and eventually absorbed into the small intestines, then distributed outised the body as waste.... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/3/ |
| Pg4 | [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / [[Sampson stands, holding a receipt]]
/ Sampson: Here, your honor. Take a look at this. / [[Judge takes receipt]]
/ Judge: Let me see... / [[Receipt is from Burger Bastion. It reads:
/ Burger Bastion / ... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/4/ |
| Pg5 | [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]] / DA Falcon: Mr. Sampson's lawyer claims that the receipt charges you for the food ordered, but that's just speculation! / DA Falcon: Technically, it's not even speculation. It's just a load of BS! / DA Falcon: Couldn't I give the same... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/5/ |
| Pg6 | [[The District Court House, at the trial of Sampson v. Jass]]
/ Sampson: < http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/1/6/ |
| SF4 | Sideburns: We're on it, Chief Wulfsheim! / And so...
/ Face: Sideburns...
/ Face: Tell me again why we're at an amusement park? / Sideburns: Think about it. Where's the last place you would expect such a big time crime lord to be? / Sideburns: That's right! An amusement park! Criminals hate amusement,... http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/4/4/ |
| Pg26 | CRASH / Well that was convenient... / C'mon, I've got an idea / CRAZED LOOK / FEAR http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/2/26/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/5/40/">http://dafalcon.kicks-ass.net/comic/5/40/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |