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| #091 - Easter Egg Hunt | Val: Man, you look tired!
/ Dr. Eldritch: SOMEONE hid a dozen eggs in my office. I was up all night looking for them.
/ Kari: You want some breakfast?
/ Dr. Eldritch: No, I'm just going to grab some juice and keep searching for the last one. / Val: Dude, get some sleep! It's just an egg!
/ Dr. Eldritch... http://askdreldritch.com/comic091.html |
| #092 - Trevor's Easter Hunt | {{Val and Kari play videogame while Ping watches. Trevor enters,}}
/ Kari: Hey, Trevor, what's wrong?
/ Trevor: I hid stuff for Easter and nobody's even looked for it.
/ Game: Your bill passes the subcommittee! Power Up! / Kari: Well, we can look now! Um, you didn't hide RAW eggs, did you?
/ Trevor:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic092.html |
| #093 - Packages! | Dr. Eldritch: Look, they're here!
/ Kari: What are those?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Custom hunting outfits. / Kari: You're into HUNTING?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, for vampires, werewolves, demonic entitites and such. Some of them can see infrared or ultraviolet, and these provide camouflage across both ends of the spectrum. / Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic093.html |
| #094 - Strange Behavior | Val: AAAAAAAAGHHHHH! Hah! Hah!
/ TV: My ticket cannot be find! Please help! / Val: Oh, hey guys.
/ Kari: What was THAT about?
/ Val: Well, I asked a scientist friend if he could make me stronger and faster, and he did something experimental with cat genes. There are side effects.
/ TV: Ten customers wait... http://askdreldritch.com/comic094.html |
| #095 - Take Someone's Daughter | Eldritch: Everyone, this is Allessandra. She's here for "Take Your Daughter To Work Day."
/ Alli: Call me Alli! / {{Everyone stares.}} / Kari: She's your DAUGHTER?
/ Eldritch: No. But I'm sure she's somebody's daughter. We'll be in my office.
/ Alli: A pleasure to meet you all! / Alli: They seem nice!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic095.html |
| #096 - Just Playing | [[Trevor and Valeria in the mansion, in front of a bookcase. Trevor is holding a piece of string.]]
/ Trevor: I know what you'd like! Get the String! Get the String!
/ Valeria: Don't want to. You can't make me. / Valeria: Oh! Oh! I'm gonna get it!
/ Trevor: That's so cute! / Trevor: OOOOF! / Valeria:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic096.html |
| #097 - And You Are...? | Byron: Hey, how's it going? / [[Byron opens fridge. Dr. Eldritch stares at him.]] / Dr. Eldritch: Aren't you the hunting trophy from the living room?
/ Byron: Yeah, but I don't work nights. / Dr. Eldritch: Surprisingly, that doesn't explain much.
/ Byron: Dammit! Who keeps drinking my beer!?!! http://askdreldritch.com/comic097.html |
| #098 - Byron | Byron: Name's Byron. And don't worry, I'm a lycanthromimus.
/ Dr. Eldritch: A werewolf mimic? / Byron: Yup. If you look like a werewolf, most predators don't mess with you. But I got the arthritis, so I figured I'd come in from the wild. / Dr. Eldritch: How did you end up here?
/ Byron: The owner pays... http://askdreldritch.com/comic098.html |
| #099 - On The Job | Dr. Eldritch: Morning! Aren't you supposed to be working already?
/ Byron: Hey, I put in twelve hours a day. But just between us, I'll watch TV when nobody's around. / Dr. Eldritch: The work ethic of modern furniture just isn't what it used to be.
/ Byron: Let's see you earn minimum wage and not cut corners. / Dr.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic099.html |
| #100 - Surprise | [[Kari, awake in bed.]]
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic100.html |
| #101 - Facts Of Life | Dr. Eldritch: What's up with her?
/ Val: She walked in on Ping and me doing it.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Oh, okay. / Kari: That's IT? You don't think it's weird that she would, you know, with Ping?
/ Dr. Eldritch: It's none of my business, really. / Kari: But why would they... you know?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Sometimes... http://askdreldritch.com/comic101.html |
| #102 - The Geek In The Machine | Kari: Seriously, though, why would Ping want to... you know? He's a robot!
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, he's a cybernetic system, it must be in his programming. / Kari: Why would they program THAT?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Anyone creating a complex artificial intelligence will subconsciously include their own values... http://askdreldritch.com/comic102.html |
| #103 - Pavlov's Other Pet | <*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*>
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/ <*PATTER!*> / Val: What?
/ Kari: Nothing. / <*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*>
/ <*THUMP!*>
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/ <*PATTER!*> / Val: Now cut that out!
/ Kari: Maybe I'll make some tuna salad. / {{Anyone... http://askdreldritch.com/comic103.html |
| #104 - Pests | Kari: First word!
/ Byron: Sounds like... luck!
/ Trevor: Potato!
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| #105 - Go Nonlinear... NOW! | {{Earlier...}}
/ [[Dr. Eldritch at his desk, speaking into a microphone]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Attention residents! With the warmer weather, it's fine to open the windows, but leave the screens up. Otherwise, Imps get in, and nobody likes the sort of presents they leave lying about. / [[Kari, lying on her... http://askdreldritch.com/comic105.html |
| #106 - Trickery | Byron: You gonna watch me all day?
/ Trevor: Maybe.
/ Byron: I bet I can make you leave the room.
/ Trevor: No you can't.
/ Byron: Can.
/ Trevor: Can't. / Byron: If I do, you leave me alone.
/ Trevor: What if I win? / Byron: There's twenty pounds of meat in the fridge with a sign that says, "Somebody please... http://askdreldritch.com/comic106.html |
| #107 - Bathroom Humor | [[Kari, leaning down to lift the toilet lid.]] / [[Close-up of skull in toilet bowl.]]
/ Kari: [[offscreen]] Aaaieee! / [[Full room view, Kari drawn back from the toilet.]]
/ Kari: It's just a skull in the toilet. That's not so bad.
/ Skull: That's easy for YOU to say! / [[Same view, but no Kari.]]
/ Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic107.html |
| #108 - Counter Trickery | {{Trevor and Ping, casually ignoring Byron on his pedestal.}}
/ Trevor: Did you see that hot werewolf babe in the basement?
/ Ping: Um, yeah! She was... hot!
/ Trevor: And all by herself!
/ Ping: And there are no traps or anything. / Trevor: Don't say that! You'll give it away!
/ Ping: Oh, yeah, like this... http://askdreldritch.com/comic108.html |
| #109 - View From the Loo | [[As viewed by the skull in the toilet who is looking up at Kari and Dr. Eldritch]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, there's your problem. Don't you know you can't flush these?
/ Kari: This isn't funny.
/ Sudbury: Indeed not! Remove me at once! / Dr. Eldritch: Alas, poor Yorick!
/ Sudbury: Stop calling me that.
/ Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic109.html |
| #110 - Merriments | Dr. Eldritch: Sudbury, this is Kari. She's one of the...
/ Sudbury: Quiet! The Game-Gobelyn is soon to appear! We must hasten! / Dr. Eldritch: Sorry, he insists on seeing "Deal or No Deal."
/ Kari: He watches GAME SHOWS?
/ Dr. Eldritch: He likes to chastise the contestants. / [[Close up of Sudbury with... http://askdreldritch.com/comic110.html |
| #111 - Don't Say It | {{Trevor standing by Byron, holding decorative objects.}} / {{Byron covered with hat, novelty sunglasses, lei and smoking cigar. Trevor leaves, laughing.}} / {{Byron standing alone in get-up.}} / {{Val looks quizzically at Byron.}}
/ Byron: If you say "Party Animal," I WILL bite. / {{And don't be... http://askdreldritch.com/comic111.html |
| #112 - Now You Tell Me | Kari: I wasn't really scared, just startled that he could talk.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Of course. Sudbury wished for eternal life, but it only affected his skull.
/ TV: We'll see whats in that case, after these messages!
/ Sudbury: You mean messages... OF EVIL! / Kari: Maybe you should have specified that your... http://askdreldritch.com/comic112.html |
| #113 - Served Cold | Kari: I could use your advice on how to deal with Val.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Sure! I don't address relationship questions in my column, but I've still got a lot of experience to draw from.
/ [[Sudbury watching 'Deal or No Deal' on television]]
/ Howie Mandel (on TV): Our next contestant is Lisa! / Dr. Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic113.html |
| #114 - Peace Offering | [[Trevor, aiming a "Mondo Soaker" at party-decorated Byron]]
/ Byron: Okay, hold it. You do that, and someone's Jennifer Love Hewitt DVD collection gets shredded. Things will probably escalate from there until one of us is dead. / Byron: Or we can call a truce, find your robot buddy and I show you the... http://askdreldritch.com/comic114.html |
| #115 - Dire Threats | Dr. Eldritch: I shouldn't have to make everyone get along, but I'm concerned that the practical jokes will get out of hand. I've seen it happen. I don't want any of you to end up dead or in therapy. / Dr. Eldritch: To help you remember to treat each other with respect, and to not drop water balloons... http://askdreldritch.com/comic115.html |
| #116 - Zombie Attack | Dr. Eldritch: Here, swing for the head or neck. And don't hit any of us.
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic116.html |
| #117 - Wager | [[Dr. Eldritch talking to Val; Kari practicing with her axe; Trevor drooling at the window over chaseable carrion}}
/ Dr. Eldritch: Keep her from getting killed, okay?
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic117.html |
| #118 - Zombie Battle | Dr. Eldritch: Everyone ready?
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic118.html |
| #119 - Aftermath | Kari: You were amazing! I can't believe you can move so fast!
/ Val: It's those cat genes. / Kari: And that one guy, he would have gotten me if it wasn't for you. You saved my life!
/ Val: Aw, it's no big thing. / Val: You wanna come up to my room while I shower? To hang out, just us girls?
/ Kari: I... http://askdreldritch.com/comic119.html |
| #120 - Post-Battle Bonding | {{9:48 PM}}
/ Val: There's a bottle on the mini-fridge. You might as well have a drink.
/ Kari: Okay, but just one. Where are the glasses?
/ Val: Zombie-killers drink from the bottle.
/ Kari: Well, all right. If that's the way it's done! / {{10:12 PM}}
/ Val: That's much better! You gonna shower?
/ Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic120.html |
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