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| #511 - HCD 2009 | {{Comic 511)) {{HCD 2009}} / [[Ping, Trevor, and Dr. Eldritch are in the foyer]]
/ Ping: Hi! Can I hit you in the groin with this ball so Trevor can do a comic about it?
/ Eldritch: No.
/ Ping: You're SURE? It's for Hourly Comic Day! And it will be funny! / Eldritch: So you're doing a journal comic... http://askdreldritch.com/comic511.html |
| #512 - HCD 2009 II | {{Comic 512}} {{HCD 2009 II}} / [[comics within a comic]] / Val, Kari, and Helen: No, I won't do it with you so you can make a comic about it!
/ Narrator: I'll try again tomorrow
/ [[Things I Ate This Hour: 4 Cans peaches, Pot roast (frozen), 2 Breath mints]] /
/ Narrator: It was totally an accident!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic512.html |
| #513 - Preparedness Burn-Out | {{Comic 513}} {{Preparedness Burn-Out}} / [[Dr. Eldritch, Sudbury, and Kari Proctor in his study]] / Eldritch: How's the shotgun toting going?
/ Kari: Awful! It's heavy and awkward. And I can't do anything that takes two hands without help. And I could really use a shotgun rack in my bathroom. / Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic513.html |
| #514 - Just A Dream? | {{Comic 514}} {{Just a Dream?}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor eat burritos in the kitchen]]
/ Val: You've been carrying a shotgun around because you think the "I'll eat your head" guy is going to show up here any second?
/ Kari: Yeah! What have you been doing to prepare?
/ Val: Nothing. / [[a tiny... http://askdreldritch.com/comic514.html |
| #515 - Robotheory | {{comic title= Together Again }}
/ {{comic number= #309 }} / [[ Basement, Poker round of the cybernetic-american, the troll and the Lycanthromimus (werewolf mimic) ]]
/ Byron: It's like you're walking through the woods, and you find a robot.
/ Ping: What kind of robot?
/ Byron: Doesn't matter.
/ Ping: I... http://askdreldritch.com/comic515.html |
| #516 - All In The Timing | {{Comic 516}} {{All in the Timing}} / [[Gary the Clock, Walter the Dresser, and Kevin the Ficus]] / Gary: Everything's going dark. This... this must be it.
/ Walter: No! You can't die! Not now!
/ Gary: Before I go, I have to tell you... I took you in when you were orphaned, raised you, cared for you,... http://askdreldritch.com/comic516.html |
| #517 - Victory | {{Comic 517}} {{Victory}} / [[Gary the Clock, Walter the Dresser, and Kevin the Ficus are in the hall with an award trophy. A gnome runs away.]]
/ Walter: First Place! That makes you an award-winning director, Kevin!
/ Kevin: Yeah, guess so.
/ Walter: Hey, what's up? We won! You don't seem very happy... http://askdreldritch.com/comic517.html |
| #518 - Haunting | {{Comic 518}} {{Haunting}} / [[Robby and Bobby the Ghost Evil Scouts appear to Dr. Eldritch in his study]]
/ Robby: Revenge! REEEVENNNGE!
/ Bobby: Boooooo! I mean, revenge!
/ Eldritch: Hi, guys.
/ Robby: That's IT? We're GHOSTS! You're not even scared a little? / Eldritch: Sorry. Your vocalizations... http://askdreldritch.com/comic518.html |
| #519 - Now! | {{Comic 519}} {{Now!}} / [[Dr. Eldritch encounters Ping and Trevor in the kitchen]]
/ Ping: Now.
/ Trevor: Nnnnnow! / Ping: Nnnow!
/ Trevor: Nnnow!
/ Ping: Nnnow!
/ Eldritch: Trying to guess when the toast will pop? / Ping: We were playing that, but now we're on to a different game.
/ Eldritch: What's that?
/ TrevorL... http://askdreldritch.com/comic519.html |
| #520 - It's News | [[Trevor and Ping watch TV in Trevor's basement]]
/ TV: Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her thirtieth birthday on Saturday by dressing up like Audrey Hepburn and having breakfast at Tiffany's. / TV: The callipygian "Ghost Whisperer" star sipped coffee and munched a bagel outside and inside the famous... http://askdreldritch.com/comic520.html |
| #521 - Presents | {{Comic 521}} {{Presents}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch just inside the front door]]
/ Kari: You bought more clothes. And I should be excited because...?
/ Eldritch: Because they're not for me. Happy Birthday!
/ Kari: It's not even CLOSE to...
/ Eldritch: Whatever. They're a birthday present. / Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic521.html |
| #522 - Choices | {{comic title= Choices }}
/ {{comic number= #522 }} / [[ In the entryway, Dr. Eldritch has given Kari her apprentices clothing, which she is putting on. ]]
/ Kari Proctor: We're going to look like those creepy couples who wear matching outfits.
/ Dr. Eldritch: You can adjust the appearance, if you like.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic522.html |
| #523 - History | {{comic title= History }}
/ {{comic number= #523 }} / [[ In the Master Bedroom ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Thirteen months later, the courts annulled all the marriages, because slightly more than half of the state's voters didn't like same-sex couples having equal rights.
/ Helen Alloy: And that makes you sad?
/ Dr.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic523.html |
| #524 - Proposal | {{Comic 524}} {{Proposal}} / [[Dr. Eldritch kneels by bed]]
/ Eldritch: For the longest time, I couldn't imagine a woman who would fit into the craziness that is my life. Now, you fit so perfectly, I can't imagine my life without you in it. It's as if you were made for me. / Eldritch: ...which come... http://askdreldritch.com/comic524.html |
| #525 - Announcement | {{Comic 525}} {{Announcement}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Helen Alloy are at the dining table with Kari Proctor and Valeria Steele]]
/ Eldritch: You should know: Helen and I are getting married. / < http://askdreldritch.com/comic525.html |
| #526 - Contest Winner | {{comic title= Contest Winner }}
/ {{comic number= #526 }} / [[ Living room, they are playing console video game ]]
/ Trevor: YESSS!
/ Ping: Dr. Eldritch, you could have won if you weren't so busy blocking my tiara construction.
/ Dr. Eldritch: An oversight.
/ TV: New Sparkle Princess, enter your name! ... http://askdreldritch.com/comic526.html |
| #527 - Defense | {{comic title= Defense }}
/ {{comic number= #527 }} / [[ Fitness room, Kari on the bike, Dr. Eldritch on the treadmill ]]
/ Kari Proctor: I am, of course, happy for you both, but you two getting married seems.... unusual.
/ Dr. Eldritch: That would explain all the laughing.
/ Kari: Yeah, sorry about that. / Dr.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic527.html |
| #528 - Best Troll | {{comic title= Best Troll }}
/ {{comic number= #528 }} / Dr. Eldritch: So you really really really really want to be "Best Troll"?
/ Trevor: There was one more really.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Got it. But we weren't planning on having a best troll. Or best man. / Trevor: PleasePleasePlease!
/ Dr. Eldritch: And... http://askdreldritch.com/comic528.html |
| #529 - Calling It | {{comic title= Calling It }}
/ {{comic number= #529 }} / [[ In the kitchen ]]
/ Valeria Steele: See, if you're not going to tell the state that she's a Fembot, there's no protest. You're just tricking the system until they find out.
/ Dr. Eldritch: But we're showing that a human can marry a cybernetic... http://askdreldritch.com/comic529.html |
| #530 - Wedding Plans | {{comic title= Wedding Plans }}
/ {{comic number= #530 }} / [[ Laundry room ]]
/ Helen Alloy: You mean a women-only revel with embarrassing drinking games and debauchery, where I wake up the next morning on a pool table with a stripper?
/ Kari Proctor: Yes, a bachelorette party.
/ Helen: No, we can skip... http://askdreldritch.com/comic530.html |
| #531 - Cyberparty | {{comic title= Cyberparty }}
/ {{comic number= #531 }} / Dr. Eldritch: What's all this?
/ Ping: Robots!
/ Clyde: Hey!
/ Ping: Well, Clyde is a cyborg. / Ping: I told them about your wedding at our Cybernetic-American awareness day protest, and they all wanted to throw you a spontaneous bachelor party.
/ Dr.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic531.html |
| #532 - Wedding, Part 1 | {{comic title= Wedding, Part 1 }}
/ {{comic number= #532 }} / [[ In the hallways ]]
/ Valeria Steele: Come on, let's go watch the guests arrive.
/ Kari Proctor: Is... is that what you're wearing?
/ Val: Why? What's wrong with it? / Kari: Nothing! It's ... WOW! But isn't it bad form to draw attention away... http://askdreldritch.com/comic532.html |
| #533 - Wedding, Part 2 | {{comic title= Wedding, Part 2 }}
/ {{comic number= #533 }} / Caption: Ritual imbues an event with significance and solemnity.
/ Helen Alloy: I do! / Caption: It connects us to our cultural history.
/ Ed the Tentacle Monster: Then I pronounce you husband and wife! / Caption: Ritual lets us know how... http://askdreldritch.com/comic533.html |
| #534 - Wedding, Part 3 | {{comic title= Wedding, Part 3 }}
/ {{comic number= #534 }} / [[ Living room, the furniture is talking about the wedding. Walter, the Drawer Desk, has a bunch of drinking glasses sitting on him. ]] / Kevin, the Plant: Wow! I've never seen so many people here!
/ Gary, the Clock: Sure, there's free food.
/ Kevin:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic534.html |
| #535 - Wedding, Part 4 | {{comic title= Wedding, Part 4 }}
/ {{comic number= #535 }} /
/ [[ the guests are standing in receiving line to congratulate the newlyweds ]]
/ Wedding crasher [[to Trevor]]: No, I'm not a wedding crasher! I knew the bride in junior College!
/ Wedding crasher [[more nervous]]: i mean... Grade school? / Robot... http://askdreldritch.com/comic535.html |
| #536 - Wedding, Part 5 | {{comic title= Wedding, Part 5 }}
/ {{comic number= #536 }} / [[ Near the end of the party ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Since she's a Fembot, she got a token ring.
/ Valeria Steele: Please stop.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, all the other guests have gone. We should call it a night. / Helen Alloy, now Helen Eldritch: Don't... http://askdreldritch.com/comic536.html |
| #537 - Wedding, Epilogue | {{comic title= Wedding, Epilogue }}
/ {{comic number= #537 }} / [[ Dr. Eldritch and his freshly married wife are in bed ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Good morning, Mrs. Eldritch!
/ Helen Eldritch, nee Alloy: HEE! I like the sound of that! "Mrs. Eldritch." Should I have everyone call me that?
/ Dr. Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic537.html |
| #538 - Windfall | {{comic title= Windfall }}
/ {{comic number= # 538 }} /
/ [[ In the breakfast nook ]]
/ Valeria Steele: Scenario thirty-three: a Coronal Mass Ejection toasts her wiring, and she goes all killbot again.
/ Kari Proctor: Good one. Um, how many are there?
/ Val: Fifty-seven.
/ Kari: Okay. / [[ Dr. Eldritch... http://askdreldritch.com/comic538.html |
| #539 - Spring Break | {{Comic 539}} {{Spring Break}} / [[Kari Proctor and Valeria Steele are having barefoot beer on the cloud-watching hill]]
/ Kari:...and THAT cloud looks like two people having a... Oh, hey! That gives me a great idea!
/ Val: What's that?
/ Kari: I could use this break to work on the pageant! There's still... http://askdreldritch.com/comic539.html |
| #540 - Easter Joy | {{Comic 540}} {{Easter Joy}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Trevor outside Mounthgate side entry. Trevor dressed in Easter Bunny costume.]]
/ Eldritch: No. Just... no.
/ Trevor: Awww! / {{You could be depriving kids of Treasured Childhood Memories!}}
/ {{Appearances:}} {{Dr. Eldritch}} {{Trevor}} http://askdreldritch.com/comic540.html |
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