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| #481 - Step 1 | {{Comic 481}} {{Step 1}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch are in the Mounthgate basement]]
/ Eldritch (yelling): WOW, look at this HUGE bowl of chicken nuggets! If only we had someone to help us eat them all!
/ Eldritch (still loud): Anyone?
/ [[a tentacle monster seems to want nuggets, but is ignored]] / Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic481.html |
| #482 - Cyberism | {{Comic 482}} {{Cyberism}} / [[Kari Proctor, Byron, Ping, and Dr. Eldritch confab in the Mounthgate basement]] / Kari: I'm so sorry, Ping! We have bad news. Zastro has kidnapped Trevor, to exchange for you.
/ Ping: OH NO! Is he okay?
/ Eldritch: Probably. We'll learn more when the kidnappers... http://askdreldritch.com/comic482.html |
| #483 - Cooperation | {{comic title= Cooperation }}
/ {{comic number= #483 }} / [[ Ping, Kari, Byron and Dr. Eldritch in the basement, discussing the kidnapping ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: I suggest that we work together. I do have experience with kidnappings.
/ Ping: Really? How many people have you kidnapped? / Dr. Eldritch: Um,... http://askdreldritch.com/comic483.html |
| #484 - Bargain | {{Comic number = 484}}
/ {{Comic title = Bargain }} /
/ [[ Phone conversation between Dr. Eldritch and Dr. Zastro ]]
/ Dr. Zastro: Very well. In lieu of Brobot, I'll accept ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
/ Dr. Eldritch: Get real. The parts to entirely rebuild him would cost maybe seventy thousand. Fifty,... http://askdreldritch.com/comic484.html |
| #485 - Transport | {{Comic 485}} {{Transport}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in the Mounthgate driveway]]
/ Kari: Such a manly vehicle! I may swoon.
/ Eldritch: Don't laugh. It gets great gas mileage. And you should see the crash-test ratings. / [[on the misty road]]
/ Kari: So does it have hidden machine guns, night... http://askdreldritch.com/comic485.html |
| #486 - Trevorigin 1 | {{Comic 486}} {{Trevorigin 1}} / Kari: We're driving to Hillsboro? I'm bored already.
/ Eldritch: Yes. We could play a game. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 218,473. Inclusive. / Kari:8?
/ Eldritch: No.
/ Kari: 141,224?
/ Eldritch: No.
/ Kari: Still bored. Tell me how you met Trevor. / Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic486.html |
| #487 - Trevorigin 2 | {{Comic 487}} {{Trevorigin 2}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch continue their frame tale]]
/ Eldritch: Luckily, the couple didn't have children, or young Trevor might have eaten them.
/ Kari: Seriously?
/ Eldritch: All trolls are only children, eventually.
/ Kari: Ick. / [[a bathtub]]
/ Eldritch: But... http://askdreldritch.com/comic487.html |
| #488 - Trevorigin 3 | ((Comic 488)) ((Trevorigin 3)) / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on interstate]]
/ Eldritch: Perhaps people thing they're being kind, but abandoning a wild pet is usually a death sentence from starvation, or at the fangs and claws of a predator that the pet has no skills against. Fortunately, trolls... http://askdreldritch.com/comic488.html |
| #489 - Trevorigin 4 | {{Comic 489)) ((Trevorigin 4)) / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch continue their economy car hero's journey]] / Kari: So he moved in and you two immediately became friends?
/ Eldritch: No! Not at first, anyway. I was expecting a typical antisocial troll. Trever wanted to be BUDDIES. / [[Trevor and... http://askdreldritch.com/comic489.html |
| #490 - Trevorigin 5 | ((Comic 490}} {{Trevorigin 5}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in heavy traffic]]
/ Eldritch: Then one day, two assassins arrived. I'd foiled the plans of an Evil Genius, who had those two on retainer, to target anyone who thwarted him... / [[a finished portion of the Eldritch's basement]]
/ Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic490.html |
| #491 - Trevorigin 6 | {{Comic 491}} {{Trevorigin 6}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on the interstate]]
/ Kari: You LET them sneak up on you?
/ Eldritch: I admit that having a troll for security made me a bit overconfident. Even so, I did get off the first shots... / [[Assailants and Dr. Eldritch in office doorway]]
/ Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic491.html |
| #492 - Trevorigin 7 | {{Comic 492}} {{Trevorigin 7}} / [[Trevor and assailants at the door of home gym]]
/ Eldritch: That's when Trevor arrived. He may be a bit of a goofball at times, but his instincts are excellent. / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on the interstate]]
/ Eldritch: Trevor was tremendously helpful during... http://askdreldritch.com/comic492.html |
| #493 - Insurance | {{Comic 493}} {{Insurance}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in front of Dr. Zastro's hideout]]
/ Eldritch: By the way, I'm bringing an explosive device with a deadman switch so it will detonate if I'm killed or knocked unconscious.
/ Kari: But it's a fake, right?
/ Eldritch: No, it's real.
/ Kari: WHAT!?!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic493.html |
| #494 - Henchpersons | {{Comic 494}} {{Henchpersons}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Kari Proctor are on Dr. Zastro's front porch]]
/ Zastro: Ah, Dr. Eldritch and Ms. Proctor. Come in! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, you may have to jiggle the knob. It sticks.
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic494.html |
| #495 - Tactics | {{Comic 495}} {{Tactics}} / [[Kari Proctor, Dr. Eldritch, and a horde of ninjas in Dr. Zastro's hideout]]
/ Eldritch: No. Just no. I'm not in the mood.
/ Frank: Ha HA! We are many! You cannot defeat... / < http://askdreldritch.com/comic495.html |
| #496 - Showdown | {{Comic 496}} {{Showdown}} / [[Kari Proctor, Dr. Eldritch, and Dr. Zastro in Zastro's inner sanctum]]
/ Zastro: So, you have made it past my minions.
/ Eldritch: Yeah. Look, as a professional courtesy, could we just make the swap with a minimum of the ritual posturing?
/ Zastro: But YOU"RE holding an... http://askdreldritch.com/comic496.html |
| #497 - Trade | {{Comic 497}} {{Trade}} / [[Dr. Zastro, Dr. Eldritch, and Kari Proctor in Zastro's inner sanctum]]
/ Zastro: The troll is in the back room. I don't see how you can afford to feed him.
/ Eldritch: Burglars, mostly.
/ Zastro: Oh, right. Very good. / Kari: That's it? THAT'S your final showdown? Seems... http://askdreldritch.com/comic497.html |
| #498 - Plot Divisive | {{Comic 498}} {{Plot Devisive}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Kari Proctor in Dr. Zastro's trout wainscotted basement]] / Kari: Where is he? There's nothing here but a couch a TV and... / Eldritch: A REFRIGERATOR!
/ Kari: OH NO! / {{{NOOOOOOOOOO!!}} http://askdreldritch.com/comic498.html |
| #499 - The Horror | {[Comic 499}} {{The Horror}} / [[somewhere in Dr. Zastro's Hideout]]
/ Trevor: AAARRGGHH!
/ Kari Proctor: AAAIIIEEE! / Trevor: HAHAHAHAHA! I scared you! You were scared, right?
/ Kari: Trevor! We thought something bad happened to you! / Trevor: Well, yeah! Something did!
/ Kari: No, I mean something... http://askdreldritch.com/comic499.html |
| #500 - 0.5 Kilocomics | {{Comic 500}} {{0.5 Kilocomics}} / [[Dr. Eldritch Kari Proctor and Trevor in Dr. Zastro's den]]
/ Eldritch: Come on, Trevor, let's go home.
/ Trevor: But I'm in the middle of a video game!
/ Eldritch: Bring it with you. We'll consider it a gift from Zastro for the inconvenience.
/ Trevor: Cool! / Trevor:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic500.html |
| #501 - Home Again | {{Comic 501)) {{Home Again}} / [[Gnomes, Dr. Eldritch, Kari Proctor, Trevor, and Ping in the Mounthgate foyer]]
/ Trevor: Ping!
/ Ping: Yay, you're back! I was so worried! / [[Everyone looks at Eldritch]]
/ Eldritch: What?
/ Ping: Aren't you going to lecture us about what we should have learned? / Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic501.html |
| #502 - Ghosts | {{Comic 502)) {{Ghosts}} / [[Kari Proctor soaks in a bathtub, eyes closed]]
/ Evil Scout (off panel): Hee! Boobies! / [[pan out to see Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts]]
/ Kari: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
/ Bobby and Robby: Aaauuggggh! / [[Nahina flies in]]
/ Kari: Who are you?
/ Robby: I'm Robby and this is... http://askdreldritch.com/comic502.html |
| #503 - Religistrategy | {{Comic 503}} {{Religistrategy}} / [[Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts, and Kari Proctor in Kari's bathroom]]
/ Robby: We were going to steal the death ray in the basement.
/ Kari: There is no...
/ Robbie: We know that NOW!
/ Kari: No need to be rude. / [[Clyde Frog sneaks along the wall]]
/ Robby:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic503.html |
| #504 - Afterliving | {{Comic 504}} {[Afterliving}} / [[Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts, and Kari Proctor in Kari's bedroom]]
/ Kari: So, what's it like?
/ Robby: Being eaten by a monster? It sucks. All biting and clawing...
/ Kari: No, I meant the transition to the afterlife.
/ Robby: Not so bad. It went all dark.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic504.html |
| #505 - Ghost Repellent | {{Comic 505}} {{Ghost Repellent}} / [[Robby and Bobby and Kari in Kari's Bedroom]]
/ Kari: I'm going to bed, so there's nothing for you to see. You can go away now.
/ Robby: What if we don't want to?
/ Kari: It's rude to stay where you're not wanted. / Robby: Oh, no! We would be RUDE!
/ Bobby: HAHAHAHA!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic505.html |
| #506 - Bad Dream | {{Comic 506}} {{Bad Dream}} / [[Gary the Clock, Walter the Bureau and Kevin the Ficus in a hallway]]
/ Gary: AAAGH! Monkeys!
/ Walter: Gary! Wake up!
/ Gary: Huh? WALTER? You're still alive!
/ Walter: Of course I am! You were just having a bad dream. / Gary: It... it all seemed so REAL. You and...... http://askdreldritch.com/comic506.html |
| #507 - Odd Dream | {{Comic 507}} {{Odd Dream}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor embrace in a lacustrian gauzy romance-novel dreamscape]] / [[They kiss.]] / [[More kissing... clothes are being removed... when: enter Cephalophage Demon]]
/ Cephalophage: I'll eat your HEAD! / {{split panel, bedrooms for Val and Kari}}
/ Kari... http://askdreldritch.com/comic507.html |
| #508 - Sharing | {{Comic 508}} {{Sharing}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor are in the kitchen]]
/ Kari: You were in my dream last night.
/ Val: Yeah? I might have had a dream with you in it.
/ Kari: Anything interesting?
/ Val: It was okay. / Kari: I dreamt that we were... well, we go interrupted by this weird monster.
/ Val:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic508.html |
| #509 - More Sharing | {{Comic 509}} {{More Sharing}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor in the kitchen]]
/ Kari: We were on a river bank...
/ Val: Wearing fancy dresses...
/ Kari: And the light was all glowy...
/ Val: And we were going at it!
/ Kari: Um, yeah. / [[enter Trevor and Dr. Eldritch]]
/ Eldritch: Morning.
/ Kari: Val... http://askdreldritch.com/comic509.html |
| #510 - Preparedness | {{comic title= Preparedness }}
/ {{comic number= #510 }} /
/ [[ Fitness training room, Dr. Eldritch on the treadmill, Kari on the bike holding a pump shotgun ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: ...and the alien says, "Because that's how we make cars!"
/ Kari Proctor: Seriously?
/ Dr. Eldritch: See, it's funny because the... http://askdreldritch.com/comic510.html |
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