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#481 - Step 1 {{Comic 481}} {{Step 1}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch are in the Mounthgate basement]] / Eldritch (yelling): WOW, look at this HUGE bowl of chicken nuggets! If only we had someone to help us eat them all! / Eldritch (still loud): Anyone? / [[a tentacle monster seems to want nuggets, but is ignored]] / Eldritch:...
#482 - Cyberism {{Comic 482}} {{Cyberism}} / [[Kari Proctor, Byron, Ping, and Dr. Eldritch confab in the Mounthgate basement]] / Kari: I'm so sorry, Ping! We have bad news. Zastro has kidnapped Trevor, to exchange for you. / Ping: OH NO! Is he okay? / Eldritch: Probably. We'll learn more when the kidnappers...
#483 - Cooperation {{comic title= Cooperation }} / {{comic number= #483 }} / [[ Ping, Kari, Byron and Dr. Eldritch in the basement, discussing the kidnapping ]] / Dr. Eldritch: I suggest that we work together. I do have experience with kidnappings. / Ping: Really? How many people have you kidnapped? / Dr. Eldritch: Um,...
#484 - Bargain {{Comic number = 484}} / {{Comic title = Bargain }} / / [[ Phone conversation between Dr. Eldritch and Dr. Zastro ]] / Dr. Zastro: Very well. In lieu of Brobot, I'll accept ONE MILLION DOLLARS! / Dr. Eldritch: Get real. The parts to entirely rebuild him would cost maybe seventy thousand. Fifty,...
#485 - Transport {{Comic 485}} {{Transport}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in the Mounthgate driveway]] / Kari: Such a manly vehicle! I may swoon. / Eldritch: Don't laugh. It gets great gas mileage. And you should see the crash-test ratings. / [[on the misty road]] / Kari: So does it have hidden machine guns, night...
 
#486 - Trevorigin 1 {{Comic 486}} {{Trevorigin 1}} / Kari: We're driving to Hillsboro? I'm bored already. / Eldritch: Yes. We could play a game. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 218,473. Inclusive. / Kari:8? / Eldritch: No. / Kari: 141,224? / Eldritch: No. / Kari: Still bored. Tell me how you met Trevor. / Eldritch:...
#487 - Trevorigin 2 {{Comic 487}} {{Trevorigin 2}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch continue their frame tale]] / Eldritch: Luckily, the couple didn't have children, or young Trevor might have eaten them. / Kari: Seriously? / Eldritch: All trolls are only children, eventually. / Kari: Ick. / [[a bathtub]] / Eldritch: But...
#488 - Trevorigin 3 ((Comic 488)) ((Trevorigin 3)) / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on interstate]] / Eldritch: Perhaps people thing they're being kind, but abandoning a wild pet is usually a death sentence from starvation, or at the fangs and claws of a predator that the pet has no skills against. Fortunately, trolls...
#489 - Trevorigin 4 {{Comic 489)) ((Trevorigin 4)) / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch continue their economy car hero's journey]] / Kari: So he moved in and you two immediately became friends? / Eldritch: No! Not at first, anyway. I was expecting a typical antisocial troll. Trever wanted to be BUDDIES. / [[Trevor and...
#490 - Trevorigin 5 ((Comic 490}} {{Trevorigin 5}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in heavy traffic]] / Eldritch: Then one day, two assassins arrived. I'd foiled the plans of an Evil Genius, who had those two on retainer, to target anyone who thwarted him... / [[a finished portion of the Eldritch's basement]] / Eldritch:...
 
#491 - Trevorigin 6 {{Comic 491}} {{Trevorigin 6}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on the interstate]] / Kari: You LET them sneak up on you? / Eldritch: I admit that having a troll for security made me a bit overconfident. Even so, I did get off the first shots... / [[Assailants and Dr. Eldritch in office doorway]] / Eldritch:...
#492 - Trevorigin 7 {{Comic 492}} {{Trevorigin 7}} / [[Trevor and assailants at the door of home gym]] / Eldritch: That's when Trevor arrived. He may be a bit of a goofball at times, but his instincts are excellent. / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch on the interstate]] / Eldritch: Trevor was tremendously helpful during...
#493 - Insurance {{Comic 493}} {{Insurance}} / [[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch in front of Dr. Zastro's hideout]] / Eldritch: By the way, I'm bringing an explosive device with a deadman switch so it will detonate if I'm killed or knocked unconscious. / Kari: But it's a fake, right? / Eldritch: No, it's real. / Kari: WHAT!?!...
#494 - Henchpersons {{Comic 494}} {{Henchpersons}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Kari Proctor are on Dr. Zastro's front porch]] / Zastro: Ah, Dr. Eldritch and Ms. Proctor. Come in! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, you may have to jiggle the knob. It sticks. / <> / [[hallway, deep in the bowels of Zastro's hideout]] / Kari:...
#495 - Tactics {{Comic 495}} {{Tactics}} / [[Kari Proctor, Dr. Eldritch, and a horde of ninjas in Dr. Zastro's hideout]] / Eldritch: No. Just no. I'm not in the mood. / Frank: Ha HA! We are many! You cannot defeat... / <> / Frank: Ow! / Ninja Wannabe #2: HE KILLED FRANK! / Ninja #1: YOU BASTARD! / <> / Eldritch:...
 
#496 - Showdown {{Comic 496}} {{Showdown}} / [[Kari Proctor, Dr. Eldritch, and Dr. Zastro in Zastro's inner sanctum]] / Zastro: So, you have made it past my minions. / Eldritch: Yeah. Look, as a professional courtesy, could we just make the swap with a minimum of the ritual posturing? / Zastro: But YOU"RE holding an...
#497 - Trade {{Comic 497}} {{Trade}} / [[Dr. Zastro, Dr. Eldritch, and Kari Proctor in Zastro's inner sanctum]] / Zastro: The troll is in the back room. I don't see how you can afford to feed him. / Eldritch: Burglars, mostly. / Zastro: Oh, right. Very good. / Kari: That's it? THAT'S your final showdown? Seems...
#498 - Plot Divisive {{Comic 498}} {{Plot Devisive}} / [[Dr. Eldritch and Kari Proctor in Dr. Zastro's trout wainscotted basement]] / Kari: Where is he? There's nothing here but a couch a TV and... / Eldritch: A REFRIGERATOR! / Kari: OH NO! / {{{NOOOOOOOOOO!!}}
#499 - The Horror {[Comic 499}} {{The Horror}} / [[somewhere in Dr. Zastro's Hideout]] / Trevor: AAARRGGHH! / Kari Proctor: AAAIIIEEE! / Trevor: HAHAHAHAHA! I scared you! You were scared, right? / Kari: Trevor! We thought something bad happened to you! / Trevor: Well, yeah! Something did! / Kari: No, I mean something...
#500 - 0.5 Kilocomics {{Comic 500}} {{0.5 Kilocomics}} / [[Dr. Eldritch Kari Proctor and Trevor in Dr. Zastro's den]] / Eldritch: Come on, Trevor, let's go home. / Trevor: But I'm in the middle of a video game! / Eldritch: Bring it with you. We'll consider it a gift from Zastro for the inconvenience. / Trevor: Cool! / Trevor:...
 
#501 - Home Again {{Comic 501)) {{Home Again}} / [[Gnomes, Dr. Eldritch, Kari Proctor, Trevor, and Ping in the Mounthgate foyer]] / Trevor: Ping! / Ping: Yay, you're back! I was so worried! / [[Everyone looks at Eldritch]] / Eldritch: What? / Ping: Aren't you going to lecture us about what we should have learned? / Eldritch:...
#502 - Ghosts {{Comic 502)) {{Ghosts}} / [[Kari Proctor soaks in a bathtub, eyes closed]] / Evil Scout (off panel): Hee! Boobies! / [[pan out to see Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts]] / Kari: AAAAIIIEEEEE! / Bobby and Robby: Aaauuggggh! / [[Nahina flies in]] / Kari: Who are you? / Robby: I'm Robby and this is...
#503 - Religistrategy {{Comic 503}} {{Religistrategy}} / [[Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts, and Kari Proctor in Kari's bathroom]] / Robby: We were going to steal the death ray in the basement. / Kari: There is no... / Robbie: We know that NOW! / Kari: No need to be rude. / [[Clyde Frog sneaks along the wall]] / Robby:...
#504 - Afterliving {{Comic 504}} {[Afterliving}} / [[Robby and Bobby the Evil Scout ghosts, and Kari Proctor in Kari's bedroom]] / Kari: So, what's it like? / Robby: Being eaten by a monster? It sucks. All biting and clawing... / Kari: No, I meant the transition to the afterlife. / Robby: Not so bad. It went all dark....
#505 - Ghost Repellent {{Comic 505}} {{Ghost Repellent}} / [[Robby and Bobby and Kari in Kari's Bedroom]] / Kari: I'm going to bed, so there's nothing for you to see. You can go away now. / Robby: What if we don't want to? / Kari: It's rude to stay where you're not wanted. / Robby: Oh, no! We would be RUDE! / Bobby: HAHAHAHA!...
 
#506 - Bad Dream {{Comic 506}} {{Bad Dream}} / [[Gary the Clock, Walter the Bureau and Kevin the Ficus in a hallway]] / Gary: AAAGH! Monkeys! / Walter: Gary! Wake up! / Gary: Huh? WALTER? You're still alive! / Walter: Of course I am! You were just having a bad dream. / Gary: It... it all seemed so REAL. You and......
#507 - Odd Dream {{Comic 507}} {{Odd Dream}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor embrace in a lacustrian gauzy romance-novel dreamscape]] / [[They kiss.]] / [[More kissing... clothes are being removed... when: enter Cephalophage Demon]] / Cephalophage: I'll eat your HEAD! / {{split panel, bedrooms for Val and Kari}} / Kari...
#508 - Sharing {{Comic 508}} {{Sharing}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor are in the kitchen]] / Kari: You were in my dream last night. / Val: Yeah? I might have had a dream with you in it. / Kari: Anything interesting? / Val: It was okay. / Kari: I dreamt that we were... well, we go interrupted by this weird monster. / Val:...
#509 - More Sharing {{Comic 509}} {{More Sharing}} / [[Valeria Steele and Kari Proctor in the kitchen]] / Kari: We were on a river bank... / Val: Wearing fancy dresses... / Kari: And the light was all glowy... / Val: And we were going at it! / Kari: Um, yeah. / [[enter Trevor and Dr. Eldritch]] / Eldritch: Morning. / Kari: Val...
#510 - Preparedness {{comic title= Preparedness }} / {{comic number= #510 }} / / [[ Fitness training room, Dr. Eldritch on the treadmill, Kari on the bike holding a pump shotgun ]] / Dr. Eldritch: ...and the alien says, "Because that's how we make cars!" / Kari Proctor: Seriously? / Dr. Eldritch: See, it's funny because the...
 

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