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| #331 - Nice To Meet Me | {{comic title= Nice To Meet Me }}
/ {{comic number= #331 }} / [[ Dr. Eldritch works on his novel. ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Hmmm, what's another word for "throbbing?" / [[ Perfect World Dr. Eldritch enters. Dr. Eldritch pulls a gun and points it at his visitor. ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: FREEZE! Are you... http://askdreldritch.com/comic331.html |
| #332 - Self-Talk | {{comic title= Self-Talk }}
/ {{comic number= #332 }} / [[Office. Sudbury watches from the shelf. Dr. Eldritch talks with Perfect-World Dr. Eldritch]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: So, what are you doing here?
/ PW Dr. Eldritch: I like to visit other dimensions to remind me how great I have it.
/ Dr. Eldritch:What... http://askdreldritch.com/comic332.html |
| #333 - Trade Off | {{comic title= Together Again }}
/ {{comic number= #333 }} / [[ Fitness room: Dr. Eldritch runs on a treadmill. Perfect World Dr. Eldritch sits on an exercise bike, watching. ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Your dimension can't be all good. Surely there's a dark side to it.
/ PW Dr. Eldritch: Can you keep a secret?... http://askdreldritch.com/comic333.html |
| #334 - Politricks | {{comic title= Together Again }}
/ {{comic number= #334 }} / [[In a supermarket ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: I know you like your life, but can people really be happy with perfection? They need challenges and struggle, to give their lives meaning.
/ Perfect World Dr. Eldritch: Sure. in my world, while nobody HAS... http://askdreldritch.com/comic334.html |
| #335 - Temptation | {{comic title= Temptation }}
/ {{comic number= #335 }} / [[ Laundry room, Dr. Eldritch sets laundry basket on washing machine. ]]
/ Perfect World Dr. Eldritch: Well, I should be getting back. My girlfriends miss me when I'm gone too long.
/ Dr. Eldritch: GIRLFRIENDS? They don't mind that you have... http://askdreldritch.com/comic335.html |
| #336 - Consolation | {{comic title= Consolation }}
/ {{comic number= #336 }} / Valeria Steele: Hey Dr. E! Why so down?
/ Dr. Eldritch: You ever find yourself in a situation where if you just killed the you from another dimension, you could have his awesome life, complete with world peace, social harmony, cushy job, and lots... http://askdreldritch.com/comic336.html |
| #337 - Presents | {{comic title= Presents }}
/ {{comic number= #337 }} / [[ Kari dusts Walter ]]
/ Valeria Steele: Hey Girl! How's it... Are you crying?
/ Kari: No! I'm just.... It's that.... It's nothing.
/ Val: Uh uh. Tell me. / Kari: I'm supposed to be an apprentice, but all I do is clean things! He won't teach me... http://askdreldritch.com/comic337.html |
| #338 - Friendly Chat | {{comic title= Friendly Chat }}
/ {{comic number= #338 }} / [[ Bedroom of Dr. Eldritch; Val sits on top of him, she has just woken him up. Val is fully clothed. ]]
/ Valeria Steele: Wake up, sleepyhead!
/ Dr. Eldritch: AACK! Um, I can't move with you sitting on me.
/ Val: Duh. We're having a talk. / Val:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic338.html |
| #339 - NANO TGIO | {{comic title= NANO TGIO }}
/ {{comic number= #339 }} / [[Ping, Trevor, Kari and Dr. Eldritch sleep in the living room, exhausted from finishing their novels. Randall, the elf, reads one of the stories, while Barry, the other elf, listens, to guess whose story it is.]]
/ Caption: NaNoWriMo TGIO 2007
/ Randall:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic339.html |
| #340 - Fixing | {{comic title= Fixing }}
/ {{comic number= #340 }} / Kari Proctor: *SIGH* So I'm cleaning in here today?
/ Dr. Eldritch: No. I.... Look, you probably realized that I made an agreement that I didn't intend to honor, and rationalized to myself that it was for your own good. / Dr. Eldritch: The way... http://askdreldritch.com/comic340.html |
| #341 - Trouble Calling | {{comic title= Trouble Calling }}
/ {{comic number= #341 }} / [[ A Mystery Woman talks on the phone with Dr. Eldritch ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Hello!
/ Mystery Woman: Thank god you're there! Scott hasn't checked in, and I'm afraid the Belgians have got him!
/ Dr. Eldritch: That sounds bad.
/ Mystery Woman: That... http://askdreldritch.com/comic341.html |
| #342 - Not So Hard | {{comic title= Not So Hard }}
/ {{comic number= #342 }} / [[ At the kitchen table ]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: You and Evisceratina broke up?
/ Trevor: Kinda. She said Portland wasn't cool enough, so she moved.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Where'd she go? London? New York?
/ Trevor: Pittsburgh.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Ouch. / Dr. Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic342.html |
| #343 - Education | {{comic title= Together Again }}
/ {{comic number= #343 }} / [[In the fitness room, Kari and Dr. Eldritch exercise. Trevor and Ping watch.]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: What tingling? I said I feel like something bad will happen.
/ Kari Protcor: Right, spider-senses! Don't you read comic books?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Meh.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic343.html |
| #344 - Repercussions | {{comic title= Repercussions }}
/ {{comic number= #344 }} / [[ Living room: Kari lies on the sofa, trying to reach the TV remote. Val enters.]]
/ TV: These Native-American cliff dwellings are impressive examples of low-tech architecture. Some three-story buildings made of wood and clay have survived... http://askdreldritch.com/comic344.html |
| #345 - Cliff... | {{comic title= Cliff... }}
/ {{comic number= #345 }} / Dr. Eldritch: Hold on. It's pink?
/ Kari Proctor: That's right.
/ Dr. Eldritch:AND invisible?
/ Kari: Yes. / Dr. Eldritch: Fascinating. How is it you know so much about Unicorns?
/ Kari: Well, I WAS ten years old once. In fact I...
/ Dr.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic345.html |
| #346 - ...Hanger! | {{comic title= ...Hanger! }}
/ {{comic number= #346 }} / Dr. Eldritch: Hey, Eater of All! No hard feelings, right?
/ Princess Sparkle: Eww! Don't call me that! I'm not like the rest of my family!
/ Dr. Eldritch: So you're not the Eater wearing colored contacts? / Princess Sparkle: No way! I only consume... http://askdreldritch.com/comic346.html |
| #347 - Family Likeness | {{comic title= Family Likeness }}
/ {{comic number= #347 }} / Dr. Eldritch: So, if You're not here to avenge the Eater of All, why are You here?
/ Kari Proctor: Good question.
/ Princess Sparkle: To enter the "Cutest Princess in the Universe" pageant, of course!
/ Dr. Eldritch: I don't think there is one.... http://askdreldritch.com/comic347.html |
| #348 - Momentum | {{comic title= Momentum... }}
/ {{comic number= #348 }} / [[ Living room: Kari carries dresses ]]
/ Trevor: Hey Kari! What's up?
/ Kari Proctor: We're hosting a cutest princess pageant to keep the world from getting destroyed.
/ Trevor: Cool. I'm in. / Kari: You want to help?
/ Trevor: I want to COMPETE. / Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic348.html |
| #349 - Recruitment | {{comic title= Recruitment }}
/ {{comic number= #349 }} / Valeria Steele: Hell no. Not gonna happen. Uh Uh.
/ Kari Proctor: Please! We need more competitors than just Trevor.
/ Val: No way I'M doing it if YOU'RE not.
/ Kari: Fine! I'll compete too! So, you're in?
/ Val: No. / Kari: Please!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic349.html |
| #350 - Observers | {{comic title= Cliff... }}
/ {{comic number= #345 }} / [[ Two gnomes watch the feet of Kari and Val walk by ]]
/ GnomeMom: What are the Bigs up to now?
/ GnomeSon: Something about hosting a beauty pageant so the world won't be eaten.
/ GnomeMom: Man, they are so whacked out!
/ GnomeSon: Tell me about it. / [[... http://askdreldritch.com/comic350.html |
| #351 - Games Being Play | {{comic title= Games Being Play}}
/ {{comic number= #351 }} / Dr. Eldritch: We've got to make this happen NOW. Can we pick up the pace?
/ Kari Proctor: WHAT? You think I'm NOT working as fast as I can? / Dr. Eldritch: No, there's some weird weather happening.
/ Kari: What does...... http://askdreldritch.com/comic351.html |
| #352 - Pageantry | {{comic title= Pageantry }}
/ {{comic number= #352 }} /
/ [[Pageant stage: Dr. Eldritch as moderator, Trevor, Kari, Val, Princess Sparkle as pageants in the "Cutest Princess" pageant. Byron and Ping stand in front.]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: That's it up for the princess competitions; yodeling, catching heavy... http://askdreldritch.com/comic352.html |
| #353 - There She Is | {{comic title= There She Is }}
/ {{comic number= #353 }} / Dr. Eldritch: And now... Our winner, and the new Cutest Princess in the Universe: Princess Sparkle!
/ Princess Sparkle: I won! I WON! / Dr. Eldritch: Congratulations!
/ Princess Sparkle [[sucks up the flowers from Dr. Eldritch]]: << *Shoooop!*... http://askdreldritch.com/comic353.html |
| #354 - Confessions | {{comic title= Confessions }}
/ {{comic number= #354 }} / [[At the kitchen table ]]
/ Kari Proctor: I only did it once, really. My boyfriend was out of town, and I was hanging out with his roommate. We were drinking beer and watching TV, and it just... It just happened.
/ Trevor: << nom nom nom >> / Kari:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic354.html |
| #355 - Insight | {{comic title= Insight }}
/ {{comic number= #355 }} / [[Dr. Eldritch works in his office. The Time Being carries Sudbury.]]
/ Time Being: Am I boring?
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, that's a question. Why do You ask?
/ Time Being: We were picnicking with Princess Sparkle, as you requested. She announced that I... http://askdreldritch.com/comic355.html |
| #356 - How It Happens | {{comic title= How It Happens }}
/ {{comic number= #356 }} / [[Living Room]]
/ Gary the Clock: I've known her for years, but I couldn't remember her name! I felt like a total houseplant!
/ Walter, the Drawer Desk: Oh man! I hate those "Metaphyte Moments"!
/ Kevin, the Plant: That's it! i can't take any... http://askdreldritch.com/comic356.html |
| #357 - Lexiconsequences | {{comic title= Lexiconsequences }}
/ {{comic number= #357 }} / [[Basement. Byron lies on Trevors bed. Trevor and Ping nearby. ]]
/ Ping: Pangea.
/ Trevor: Um... Fudge.
/ Ping: Infundibular.
/ Trevor: Melons.
/ Ping: Astrolabe.
/ Trevor: Aardvaark. / Ping: Ziggurat.
/ Trevor: Kitzhaber.
/ Ping: Pleiotropic
/ Trevor:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic357.html |
| #358 - Yearnings | {{comic title= Yearnings }}
/ {{comic number= #358 }} / [[Dr. Eldritch sits at the kitchen table. A pile of clothes in front of Kari.]]
/ Kari Proctor: What's all this?
/ Dr. Eldritch: A while ago, I tried to promote my advice column by selling Eldritch merchandise. It seems silly to let cases of clothings... http://askdreldritch.com/comic358.html |
| #359 - Evilnym | {{comic title= Evilnym }}
/ {{comic number= #359 }} / [[Living Room]]
/ Kevin the Plant: What's a better name? Dr. Horrendous? Or The Evilizer?
/ Walter, the Drawer Desk: For what?
/ Kevin, the Plant: For me!
/ Walter, the Drawer Desk: What's wrong with the name you've got? / Kevin, the Plant: Are... http://askdreldritch.com/comic359.html |
| #360 - Getting Ahead | {{comic title= Getting Ahead }}
/ {{comic number= #360 }} / [[In the kitchen, Kari sits at the table. Trevor watches. Dr. Eldritch holds a paper bag.]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Lesson time, Bob! Now, your ability to rapidly differentiate between what's real and what isn't could save you from, for example, dismemberment.
/ Kari... http://askdreldritch.com/comic360.html |
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