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#271 - No Comment {{comic title= No Comment }} / {{comic number= #271 }} / Dr. Eldritch: So, anything you want to talk about? / Valeria Steele: No, I'm cool. / Dr. Eldritch: Good. I wouldn't know what to say. I really don't understand youNg, curious straight women. / Val: Oh man! Neither do I. / Dr. Eldritch: Well, aside...
#272 - What Secret Society? {{comic title= What Secret Society?}} / {{comic number= #272 }} / [[Librarian Reference Desk]] / Librarian: Reference Desk! / Trevor: Hi! Missed me? / Librarian: I did note that it has been a while since you last called. / [[Trevors basement]] / Trevor: What can you tell me about the Secret Society of...
#273 - Summertime {{comic title= Summertime }} / {{comic number= #273 }} / [[Ping, Trevor and Byron are lying on the grass on a small hill in the sun]] / Ping: It's really nice here. / Trevor: Yeah. / Byron: Peaceful! / Ping: We should do this more often. / Trevor: For sure! / Byron: A six-pack and some jerky. That's all...
#274 - Karis' New Place {{comic title= Kari's New Place}} / {{comic number= #274 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kimmi is showing her the cellar full of boxes and stuff; more a storage room than a "room for rent"]] / Barbie: Here you go. The bathroom's upstairs, but the laundry room is right outside your door! / Kari Proctor: What...
#275 - It's Personal {{comic title= It's Personal }} / {{comic number= #275 }} / [[In the kitchen, Val and Dr. Eldritch are sitting at the table, the Troll strolls about and prepares something to eat]] / Valeria Steele: So, you're not getting any? / Dr. Eldritch: And how is that any of your business? / Val: Just saying. I'm...
 
#276 - Party Time {{comic title= Party Time }} / {{comic number= #276 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kari's housemates (Kimmi, Duane and Shane) sit on the sofa and watch TV]] / Kari Proctor: "Up In Smoke" again? Didn't you watch that last Friday? / Duane: We watch it {i}EVERY{/i} Friday. / Shane: Ever since Duane's Girlfriend...
#277 - Been There {{comic title= Been There }} / {{comic number= #277 }} / [[Standing before a plain brick wall...]] / Armahzohtep: HUUUURRRRR! / Faceless: Well. There's no point in getting upset. / Armahzohtep [[turns around to face Faceless]]: AAAAARRRGHHH! / Faceless: Yes. I'm perfectly aware of that. / Armahzohtep:...
#278 - Troll Seeking Woman {{comic title= Summertime }} / {{comic number= #273 }} / [[At Dr. Eldritch's working desk]] / Trevor: ...And I drew this picture. / Dr. Eldritch: Oh. Is that to scale? / Trevor: Yup! / Dr. Eldritch: Well, she sure looks happy. / Dr. Eldritch: But most personals are just plain text. / Trevor: Okay. You...
#279 - Saturday Morning {{comic title= Saturday Morning }} / {{comic number= #279 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kimmi, Duane and Shane are sitting on the sofa, Kari is standing next to it and talks to them]] / Kari Proctor: Hey, I bought a box of frozen waffles yesterday, and now they're gone! / Duane: i didn't eat them! / Kimmi:...
#280 - Old Friends {{comic title= Old Friends }} / {{comic number= #280 }} / [[Trevor's basement room, Ping talking to K-Gor]] / K-Gor: ... And robot say: "The you won't like {i}SATURDAY{/i} night, either!" / Ping: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! / k-Gor: HA! HA! HA! / Trevor: Who's this? / Ping: D38TH807, who is known as K-Gor!...
 
#281 - Trolling Ping: You two should have a lot to talk about! K-Gor's built for Intruder Eradication. / Trevor: [[vacuuming]] And you eat them? / K-Gor: No, K-Gor not eat. / Trevor: Huh. / Trevor: [[wanting to vacuum where K-Gor is standing]] Feet. / K-Gor: [[lifting one foot]] K-Gor's on way to apply at Evergreen. Sure,...
#282 - Odd Jobs {{comic title= Odd Jobs }} / {{comic number= #282 }} / Dr. Eldritch: Nice to meet you, K-Gor! / k-Gor: Ha! Ha! Ha! / Dr. Eldritch: That's funny? / K-Gor: Human never say that to K-Gor before. / Dr. Eldritch: No? / K-Gor: In old job, humans mostly say "Aaughh!" or "Please don't kill me!". / Dr. Eldritch:...
#283- Games Robots Play {{comic title= Games Robots Play }} / {{comic number= #283 }} / [[In the basement, Ping and K-Gor are playing Checkers, just about to start a new round when Trevor passes by]] / K-Gor: Ping-bot ready? / Ping: You bet! / Trevor: Hey, Checkers! I'm pretty good... / K-Gor: Go! / [[Ping and K-Gor play lightning-fast]] / <><><><> / <><><><> / [[Ping...
#284 - Gary & Walter, Part 2 {{comic title= Gary And Walter, Part 2 }} / {{comic number= #284 }} / {{part 1 was comic #264 }} / [[in the living room, nobody there but the furniture]] / Gary the Clock: "Just a decorative item? Ha! Is ordinary furniture connected to the Infinite? As Time spirals outward from the Big Bang, I mark its...
#285 - The Secret Life Of Gnomes {{comic title= The Secret Life Of Gnomes }} / {{comic number= #285 }} / Jarell: Lord Urdragon, the Northern Brethren have double-crossed us! They've joined forces with the wizard Langolesh, whose forces approach through the sitting room! / Lord Urdragon: By Shargoth's beard! Jarell, lead the fighters...
 
#286 - Misunderstanding {{comic title= Misunderstanding }} / {{comic number= #286 }} / [[In the basement, K-Gor holds a dark-skinned arm and a pale-skinned leg (in jeans and sandal). In the background, TV new graphic reads: "NEWS - Comic-Con "Didn't suck"".]] / Ping: No, what he {i}MEANT{/i} was that a new Flat-Screen TV ...
#287 - Dropping In {{comic title= Dropping In }} / {{comic number= #287 }} / [[Remote section of basement, Ping and Trevor stand before a hole in the wall. Behind this hole is a pit, a warning sign says "DANGER - BOTTOMLESS PIT", a second warns "No Diving". In front of the hole in the wall, there's a text sprayed on...
#288 - Burgeoning Misanthropy {{comic title= Burgeoning Misanthropy }} / {{comic number= #288 }} / [[At "Undead Coffee", Kari's is talking to the guy at the next table. A sign says "No Zombies".]] / Kari Proctor: ...So you can see my dilemma, right? But I realized that sitting in the basement and feeling sorry for myself wasn't...
#289 - K-Gor Lives! {{comic title= K-Gor Lives! }} / {{comic number= #289 }} / [[In the basement, Trevor is working with his "Skull dazzler", Ping is watching, and a dirty K-Gor joins the two]] / K-Gor: Greetings, Ping-Bot! / Ping: K-Gor! What happened to you? / K-Gor: Troll-Man right. Bottomless pit very interesting, but...
#290 - After-School Eldritch {{comic title= After-School Eldritch }} / {{comic number= #290 }} / [[In Eldritch's office]] / Dr. Eldritch: Now Trevor, you were very mean to Ping's friend. Ping, how did that make you feel? / Ping: I was fine with it. / Dr. Eldritch: See, Trevor, Ping was... Wait, what? / Ping: After Kari moved out,...
 
#291 - First Date {{comic title= Blind Date }} / {{comic number= #291 }} / [[In a restaurant, Dr. Eldritch and Tiffi are on their first date]] / Dr. Eldritch: I waited until the vampires had me surrounded on the bridge, which I had rigged to collapse. It dumped us into the river, which swept us out of the cavern into...
#292 - Stranger {{comic title= Stranger }} / {{comic number= #292 }} / [[In the kitchen, Dr. Eldritch meets unexpectedly a Shadow-like Stranger sitting on a chair]] / Dr. Eldritch: Er, hello? / Time Being: Human. / Dr. Eldritch: Do you mind explaining who you are and why you're sitting at this table? / Time Being: Doesn't...
#293 - I've Heard Of You {{comic title= I've Heard Of You }} / {{comic number= #293 }} / [[In the kitchen, Dr. Eldritch sits opposite the Shadow-like Time Being. Val stands in the background, observing and eating cereal; apparently this is the best program available.]] / Time Being: I promise it will bring you no joy to know...
#294 - Seems Like Forever {{comic title= Seems Like Forever }} / {{comic number= #294 }} / [[In the hall, Dr. Eldritch leads the Shadow-like Time Being and Val towards the garden of the mansion.]] / Dr. Eldritch: So our three-dimensional universe moving through the fourth dimension generates energy, which manifests itself as...
#295 - Earlier That Day {{comic title= Earlier That Day }} / {{comic number= #295 }} / [[Ping and Trevor hanging out in the basement]] / Trevor: You know what would be cool? Finding buried treasure. / Ping: Yeah! I bet there's some in the back yard! / Trevor: Really? / Ping: Sure! See, it makes perfect sense... / Ping: Where do...
 
#296 - Career Day {{comic title= Career Day }} / {{comic number= #296 }} / [[Kari sits in cubicle, talking to Programmer.]] / Kari Proctor: Since I don't want to be a dog-walker for the rest of my life, I'm looking at different career options. / Programmer: Sure! Well, you can't do much better than Information Technology! / Programmer:...
#297 - You Asked {{comic title= You Asked }} / {{comic number= #297 }} / [[In the kitchen, Val and Dr. Eldritch sit at the table]] / Valeria Steele: Is your Imaginary Friend here today? / Dr. Eldritch: He's not my friend, he's the Eternal Fountain of Self-Pity. And he's not imaginary. / Val: Uh huh. That's why only you...
#298 - Answers {{comic title= Answers }} / {{comic number= #298 }} / [[Kari and four girls sit at a table at Thai Food Mary's]] / Evi: Kari, this is Lindsi, Holli and Bethi. Kari's the one I told you all about! She's been looking for a new job. / Holli+Lindsi+Bethi: Hi! / Kari Proctor: Actually... / Kari: I've been feeling...
#299 - Nude Shower Scene {{comic title= Nude Shower Scene }} / {{comic number= #299 }} / [[Dr. Eldritch showers, surprised by the Time Being.]] / Dr. Eldritch: AUGH! / Dr. Eldritch: I'm IN the SHOWER! / Time Being: Thank you, Human, I am well aware of that. / Dr. Eldritch: Do you MIND? / Time Being: Not...
#300 - Generation Zombie {{comic title= #300 - Generation Zombie }} / {{comic number= #300 }} / [[Kari sits on a bench. Unknown woman next to her has a guitar.]] / ZombiedressedGuy: BRAIIINS! / ZombiedressedGirl: HEE! BRAINS! / Kari Proctor: AAAUGH! ZOMBIES! / [[Kari hits ZombieGuy with guitar]] / << *WHAP*...
 

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