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| #271 - No Comment | {{comic title= No Comment }}
/ {{comic number= #271 }} / Dr. Eldritch: So, anything you want to talk about?
/ Valeria Steele: No, I'm cool.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Good. I wouldn't know what to say. I really don't understand youNg, curious straight women.
/ Val: Oh man! Neither do I. / Dr. Eldritch: Well, aside... http://askdreldritch.com/comic271.html |
| #272 - What Secret Society? | {{comic title= What Secret Society?}}
/ {{comic number= #272 }} / [[Librarian Reference Desk]]
/ Librarian: Reference Desk!
/ Trevor: Hi! Missed me?
/ Librarian: I did note that it has been a while since you last called. / [[Trevors basement]]
/ Trevor: What can you tell me about the Secret Society of... http://askdreldritch.com/comic272.html |
| #273 - Summertime | {{comic title= Summertime }}
/ {{comic number= #273 }} / [[Ping, Trevor and Byron are lying on the grass on a small hill in the sun]]
/ Ping: It's really nice here.
/ Trevor: Yeah.
/ Byron: Peaceful!
/ Ping: We should do this more often.
/ Trevor: For sure!
/ Byron: A six-pack and some jerky. That's all... http://askdreldritch.com/comic273.html |
| #274 - Karis' New Place | {{comic title= Kari's New Place}}
/ {{comic number= #274 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kimmi is showing her the cellar full of boxes and stuff; more a storage room than a "room for rent"]]
/ Barbie: Here you go. The bathroom's upstairs, but the laundry room is right outside your door!
/ Kari Proctor: What... http://askdreldritch.com/comic274.html |
| #275 - It's Personal | {{comic title= It's Personal }}
/ {{comic number= #275 }} / [[In the kitchen, Val and Dr. Eldritch are sitting at the table, the Troll strolls about and prepares something to eat]]
/ Valeria Steele: So, you're not getting any?
/ Dr. Eldritch: And how is that any of your business?
/ Val: Just saying. I'm... http://askdreldritch.com/comic275.html |
| #276 - Party Time | {{comic title= Party Time }}
/ {{comic number= #276 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kari's housemates (Kimmi, Duane and Shane) sit on the sofa and watch TV]]
/ Kari Proctor: "Up In Smoke" again? Didn't you watch that last Friday?
/ Duane: We watch it {i}EVERY{/i} Friday.
/ Shane: Ever since Duane's Girlfriend... http://askdreldritch.com/comic276.html |
| #277 - Been There | {{comic title= Been There }}
/ {{comic number= #277 }} / [[Standing before a plain brick wall...]]
/ Armahzohtep: HUUUURRRRR!
/ Faceless: Well. There's no point in getting upset. / Armahzohtep [[turns around to face Faceless]]: AAAAARRRGHHH!
/ Faceless: Yes. I'm perfectly aware of that. / Armahzohtep:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic277.html |
| #278 - Troll Seeking Woman | {{comic title= Summertime }}
/ {{comic number= #273 }} / [[At Dr. Eldritch's working desk]]
/ Trevor: ...And I drew this picture.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Oh. Is that to scale?
/ Trevor: Yup!
/ Dr. Eldritch: Well, she sure looks happy.
/ Dr. Eldritch: But most personals are just plain text. / Trevor: Okay. You... http://askdreldritch.com/comic278.html |
| #279 - Saturday Morning | {{comic title= Saturday Morning }}
/ {{comic number= #279 }} / [[At Kari's new place, Kimmi, Duane and Shane are sitting on the sofa, Kari is standing next to it and talks to them]]
/ Kari Proctor: Hey, I bought a box of frozen waffles yesterday, and now they're gone!
/ Duane: i didn't eat them!
/ Kimmi:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic279.html |
| #280 - Old Friends | {{comic title= Old Friends }}
/ {{comic number= #280 }} / [[Trevor's basement room, Ping talking to K-Gor]]
/ K-Gor: ... And robot say: "The you won't like {i}SATURDAY{/i} night, either!"
/ Ping: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/ k-Gor: HA! HA! HA!
/ Trevor: Who's this? / Ping: D38TH807, who is known as K-Gor!... http://askdreldritch.com/comic280.html |
| #281 - Trolling | Ping: You two should have a lot to talk about! K-Gor's built for Intruder Eradication.
/ Trevor: [[vacuuming]] And you eat them?
/ K-Gor: No, K-Gor not eat.
/ Trevor: Huh. / Trevor: [[wanting to vacuum where K-Gor is standing]] Feet.
/ K-Gor: [[lifting one foot]] K-Gor's on way to apply at Evergreen. Sure,... http://askdreldritch.com/comic281.html |
| #282 - Odd Jobs | {{comic title= Odd Jobs }}
/ {{comic number= #282 }} / Dr. Eldritch: Nice to meet you, K-Gor!
/ k-Gor: Ha! Ha! Ha!
/ Dr. Eldritch: That's funny?
/ K-Gor: Human never say that to K-Gor before.
/ Dr. Eldritch: No? / K-Gor: In old job, humans mostly say "Aaughh!" or "Please don't kill me!".
/ Dr. Eldritch:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic282.html |
| #283- Games Robots Play | {{comic title= Games Robots Play }}
/ {{comic number= #283 }} / [[In the basement, Ping and K-Gor are playing Checkers, just about to start a new round when Trevor passes by]]
/ K-Gor: Ping-bot ready?
/ Ping: You bet!
/ Trevor: Hey, Checkers! I'm pretty good... / K-Gor: Go!
/ [[Ping and K-Gor play lightning-fast]]
/ < http://askdreldritch.com/comic283.html |
| #284 - Gary & Walter, Part 2 | {{comic title= Gary And Walter, Part 2 }}
/ {{comic number= #284 }}
/ {{part 1 was comic #264 }} / [[in the living room, nobody there but the furniture]]
/ Gary the Clock: "Just a decorative item? Ha! Is ordinary furniture connected to the Infinite? As Time spirals outward from the Big Bang, I mark its... http://askdreldritch.com/comic284.html |
| #285 - The Secret Life Of Gnomes | {{comic title= The Secret Life Of Gnomes }}
/ {{comic number= #285 }} / Jarell: Lord Urdragon, the Northern Brethren have double-crossed us! They've joined forces with the wizard Langolesh, whose forces approach through the sitting room!
/ Lord Urdragon: By Shargoth's beard! Jarell, lead the fighters... http://askdreldritch.com/comic285.html |
| #286 - Misunderstanding | {{comic title= Misunderstanding }}
/ {{comic number= #286 }} / [[In the basement, K-Gor holds a dark-skinned arm and a pale-skinned leg (in jeans and sandal). In the background, TV new graphic reads: "NEWS - Comic-Con "Didn't suck"".]]
/ Ping: No, what he {i}MEANT{/i} was that a new Flat-Screen TV ... http://askdreldritch.com/comic286.html |
| #287 - Dropping In | {{comic title= Dropping In }}
/ {{comic number= #287 }} / [[Remote section of basement, Ping and Trevor stand before a hole in the wall. Behind this hole is a pit, a warning sign says "DANGER - BOTTOMLESS PIT", a second warns "No Diving". In front of the hole in the wall, there's a text sprayed on... http://askdreldritch.com/comic287.html |
| #288 - Burgeoning Misanthropy | {{comic title= Burgeoning Misanthropy }}
/ {{comic number= #288 }} / [[At "Undead Coffee", Kari's is talking to the guy at the next table. A sign says "No Zombies".]]
/ Kari Proctor: ...So you can see my dilemma, right? But I realized that sitting in the basement and feeling sorry for myself wasn't... http://askdreldritch.com/comic288.html |
| #289 - K-Gor Lives! | {{comic title= K-Gor Lives! }}
/ {{comic number= #289 }} / [[In the basement, Trevor is working with his "Skull dazzler", Ping is watching, and a dirty K-Gor joins the two]]
/ K-Gor: Greetings, Ping-Bot!
/ Ping: K-Gor! What happened to you?
/ K-Gor: Troll-Man right. Bottomless pit very interesting, but... http://askdreldritch.com/comic289.html |
| #290 - After-School Eldritch | {{comic title= After-School Eldritch }}
/ {{comic number= #290 }} / [[In Eldritch's office]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Now Trevor, you were very mean to Ping's friend. Ping, how did that make you feel?
/ Ping: I was fine with it.
/ Dr. Eldritch: See, Trevor, Ping was... Wait, what? / Ping: After Kari moved out,... http://askdreldritch.com/comic290.html |
| #291 - First Date | {{comic title= Blind Date }}
/ {{comic number= #291 }} / [[In a restaurant, Dr. Eldritch and Tiffi are on their first date]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: I waited until the vampires had me surrounded on the bridge, which I had rigged to collapse. It dumped us into the river, which swept us out of the cavern into... http://askdreldritch.com/comic291.html |
| #292 - Stranger | {{comic title= Stranger }}
/ {{comic number= #292 }} / [[In the kitchen, Dr. Eldritch meets unexpectedly a Shadow-like Stranger sitting on a chair]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: Er, hello?
/ Time Being: Human.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Do you mind explaining who you are and why you're sitting at this table?
/ Time Being: Doesn't... http://askdreldritch.com/comic292.html |
| #293 - I've Heard Of You | {{comic title= I've Heard Of You }}
/ {{comic number= #293 }} / [[In the kitchen, Dr. Eldritch sits opposite the Shadow-like Time Being. Val stands in the background, observing and eating cereal; apparently this is the best program available.]]
/ Time Being: I promise it will bring you no joy to know... http://askdreldritch.com/comic293.html |
| #294 - Seems Like Forever | {{comic title= Seems Like Forever }}
/ {{comic number= #294 }} / [[In the hall, Dr. Eldritch leads the Shadow-like Time Being and Val towards the garden of the mansion.]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: So our three-dimensional universe moving through the fourth dimension generates energy, which manifests itself as... http://askdreldritch.com/comic294.html |
| #295 - Earlier That Day | {{comic title= Earlier That Day }}
/ {{comic number= #295 }} / [[Ping and Trevor hanging out in the basement]]
/ Trevor: You know what would be cool? Finding buried treasure.
/ Ping: Yeah! I bet there's some in the back yard!
/ Trevor: Really?
/ Ping: Sure! See, it makes perfect sense... / Ping: Where do... http://askdreldritch.com/comic295.html |
| #296 - Career Day | {{comic title= Career Day }}
/ {{comic number= #296 }} / [[Kari sits in cubicle, talking to Programmer.]]
/ Kari Proctor: Since I don't want to be a dog-walker for the rest of my life, I'm looking at different career options.
/ Programmer: Sure! Well, you can't do much better than Information Technology! / Programmer:... http://askdreldritch.com/comic296.html |
| #297 - You Asked | {{comic title= You Asked }}
/ {{comic number= #297 }} / [[In the kitchen, Val and Dr. Eldritch sit at the table]]
/ Valeria Steele: Is your Imaginary Friend here today?
/ Dr. Eldritch: He's not my friend, he's the Eternal Fountain of Self-Pity. And he's not imaginary.
/ Val: Uh huh. That's why only you... http://askdreldritch.com/comic297.html |
| #298 - Answers | {{comic title= Answers }}
/ {{comic number= #298 }} / [[Kari and four girls sit at a table at Thai Food Mary's]]
/ Evi: Kari, this is Lindsi, Holli and Bethi. Kari's the one I told you all about! She's been looking for a new job.
/ Holli+Lindsi+Bethi: Hi!
/ Kari Proctor: Actually... / Kari: I've been feeling... http://askdreldritch.com/comic298.html |
| #299 - Nude Shower Scene | {{comic title= Nude Shower Scene }}
/ {{comic number= #299 }} / [[Dr. Eldritch showers, surprised by the Time Being.]]
/ Dr. Eldritch: AUGH!
/ Dr. Eldritch: I'm IN the SHOWER!
/ Time Being: Thank you, Human, I am well aware of that.
/ Dr. Eldritch: Do you MIND?
/ Time Being: Not... http://askdreldritch.com/comic299.html |
| #300 - Generation Zombie | {{comic title= #300 - Generation Zombie }}
/ {{comic number= #300 }} / [[Kari sits on a bench. Unknown woman next to her has a guitar.]]
/ ZombiedressedGuy: BRAIIINS!
/ ZombiedressedGirl: HEE! BRAINS!
/ Kari Proctor: AAAUGH! ZOMBIES! / [[Kari hits ZombieGuy with guitar]]
/ << *WHAP*... http://askdreldritch.com/comic300.html |
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