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| People Who Hate | DON'T GET AROUND MUCH ANYMORE! / [[Athena and Lizz stand together. Somebody walks into the room and glares at Athena.]] / [[A pair of people walk into the room and whisper about Athena.]] / [[Another somebody walks into the door and looks at Athena furiously.]] / Athena: Well, I think the number... http://actionathena.com/2009/12/28/people-who-hate/ |
| Look At Your Face | Phoebe: The mean candy store lady likes me. / Ross Currier: She likes me too! It's funny, all these people in town who are supposed to be so mean, they all like me! I wonder why? / Sarah Currier: LOOK AT YOUR FACE!! / Ross Currier: The mean bakery lady? She likes me too. Maybe it's just because... http://actionathena.com/2009/12/30/look-at-your-face/ |
| actionathena.com ? Archive ? Look At Your Face | Phoebe: The mean candy store lady likes me. / Ross: She likes me too! It's funny, all these people in town who are supposed to be so mean, they all like me! I wonder why? / Sarah: Look at your FACE!! / Ross: The mean bakery lady? She likes me too. Maybe it's just because we're all assholes, so we... http://actionathena.com/2009/12/30/look-at-your-face/#comments |
| Planz | WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO: / Graduate [[Four issues of Burn Book]] / SUMMER ROADTRIP [[People in car going "Woo!"]] / ATTEND CCS!!!!!! [[white river junction, comics, comics, COMICS]] / JOB IN MINNEAPOLIS [[Minneapolis skyline]] / APARTMENT W/PHOEBE [[Apartment interior]] / BOOK! [[My first ... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/01/planz/ |
| BACK | Sarah Currier: Am I the ONLY ONE in this house who can change a battery?! / Phoebe: I REFUSE to change the smoke alarm battery because I hate them. / Athena: Batteries?
/ Phoebe: Smoke alarms. They're SO annoying. In my house, I won't have any. / Sarah Currier: The alternative to smoke alarms is... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/27/back/ |
| Pictures and Words | Athena: I used to be all about words. / Athena: They came pouring out of my mouth. / Athena: And onto the page. / Athena: There are so many things I need to say. / Athena: And I'd like to say them as accurately as possible. / Athena: But... / Athena: Over time... / Athena: I find I have become... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/29/pictures-and-words/ |
| Excuses, Excuses | Trying to help Phoebe come up with an excuse to bail...but I did not get enough sleep last night. / [[Phoebe's phone goes bzz bzz bzz.]]
/ Phoebe: What excuse should I tell Janet? / Athena: Um, tell her you're in the middle of something. / Athena: Or that you have a plan. http://actionathena.com/2010/02/01/excuses-excuses/ |
| The Saint Paul House | [[Four drawings of the St Paul house, on Laurel Avenue, where Athena once lived with Chris Schodt and Ian.]] http://actionathena.com/2010/02/03/the-saint-paul-house/ |
| Homesick | [[Athena's stomach rumbles.]]
/ Athena: Oof. / [[Athena puts her hands to her mouth.]]
/ Athena: Urp. / Athena: VOMM
/ [[Athena throw up spectacularly.]] / [[Athena sits and stares at the pile of vomit. It says "homesick."]] http://actionathena.com/2010/02/05/homesick/ |
| Hourlies | 8:45 AM
/ Woke up.
/ Athena: ugh.
/ Talked with a lady in CORC about finding grad school $$ / 9:45 AM
/ Went back to my warm room.
/ Thought about working on "Hick."
/ Athena: I miss coffee. / 10:45 AM
/ Worked on Hick.
/ Athena: grumble grumble
/ ...and read blogs.
/ Athena: hee hee / 11:45 AM
/ LUNCH: grilled... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/07/hourlies/ |
| actionathena.com ? Archive ? Cute Preppy Boys | Athena with cartoon bubble with a heart with exclamation point. / Hansome preppy young man / Athena pointing to previous frame: See that? that's the kind of preppy guy I always figured I'd date at college. / Athena: It hasn't worked out that way. / Athena: Dudes like that tend to go for girls like... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/08/cute-preppy-boys/ |
| Thus | She was certain that everyone hated her. / THUS / Everyone did. / Athena: See?! I was RIGHT!! http://actionathena.com/2010/02/10/thus/ |
| In Defense of Bitching | IN DEFENSE OF BITCHING / For as long as I can remember, I have loved to bitch.
/ Athena: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! / (My definition of "bitching" being to rant, gripe, badmouth, trashtalk, and generally tear to pieces those people and institutions you find disagreeable.)
/ Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/12/in-defense-of-bitching/ |
| actionathena.com ? Archive ? In Defense of Bitching | For as long as I can remember, I have loved to bitch.
/ Athena: bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch / (My definition of "bitching being to rant, gripe, badmouth, trashtalk and generally tear to pieces those people and instituteions you find disagreeable.)
/ Athena: bunch of assholes,... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/12/in-defense-of-bitching/#comments |
| Money | Athena: Fucking dip ink! I can never get it to turn out right. / Athena: But regular pens look so unprofessional. / Athena: I've had bad luck with art supplies, lately. Spent more money on them than I'd like to... / Athena: God, MONEY! That's all I'm thinking about these days. / Athena: $16,000... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/15/money/ |
| Hey Mr. Arnstein | IN THOSE SPARE MOMENTS THIS SPRING WHEN I AM NOT MAKING COMICS, I AM...ROCKING OUT TO GIRL MUSIC. / Athena; I'm Mrs. OH MY GOD that Britney's shameless / Athena: It's TOO LATE to make it right, I prob'ly wouldn't if I could / Athena: 'Cause I was there when you said FOREVER and ALWAYS / Athena: Hey... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/17/hey-mr-arnstein/ |
| Madelyn Hartke and the Dumb Fingers | MADELYN HARTKE AND THE DUMB FINGERS http://actionathena.com/2010/02/19/madelyn-hartke-and-the-dumb-fingers/ |
| It Ain't Easy Bein' Div III | IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' DIV III / On Friday I was being awful self-pitying about being back at Hampshire.
/ [[Sex noises.]]
/ Over Janterm, all of my modmates because un-single. / So I went to the library to write in my JOURNAL.
/ Athena: Like a goddamn 15-year-old-girl. / And I bitched on the phone to my... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/22/it-aint-easy-bein-div-iii/ |
| Ira Glass Loves The O.C. | HERE COMES JONAH / Jonah: They're nice, it's just that, y'know, niceness is not exactly conducive to...
/ Athena: Being funny? / Jonah: Yeah, or--
/ Athena: Having fun? / Athena and Jonah: HA HA HA HA HA http://actionathena.com/2010/02/24/ira-glass-loves-the-oc/ |
| I Have Opinions About Popular Television Shows! | Lizz: Ugh, I hate it when straight girls make out with each other in front of boys for attention. / Nate Wootters: I'm pretty sure I've propositioned all of my guy friends at some point. Just, y'know. Putting it out there. / [[Pause.]] / Jonah: You've never propositioned ME--
/ Nate Wootters: You're... http://actionathena.com/2010/02/26/i-have-opinions-about-popular-television-shows/ |
| Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam | Chris Semple: What time did you get up this morning, Athena?
/ Athena: Around 8:30. / Chris Semple: Hmmm. Ohhh. Okay. Okay, I'll buy that. I will buy that. / Athena [[suspicious and annoyed]]: What time did YOU get up this morning? / Chris Semple: I NEVER WENT TO BED! / Athena: Then I don't... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/01/lovely-spam-wonderful-spam/ |
| Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam | Chris Semple: What time did you get up this morning, Athena?
/ Athena: Around 8:30. / Chris Semple: Hmmm. Ohhh. Okay. Okay, I'll buy that. I will buy that. / Athena [[suspicious and annoyed]]: What time did YOU get up this morning? / Chris Semple: I NEVER WENT TO BED! / Athena: Then I don't... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/01/lovely-spam-wonderful-spam/ |
| Poopy Underwear | Diana: Um, hey guys, can I use your bathroom?
/ Hannah: Sure! What's up with yours? / Diana: Well, the upstairs one isn't so bad. There's just dried pee all over the seat. I think someone was drunk and...missed. / Athena: And the downstairs bathroom? / Diana: Oh, well, in that one, there's a pair... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/03/poopy-underwear/ |
| Drag Ball | Nick Drozd [[speaking to Athena]]: Oh, there was something I was meaning to tell you... / [[He pauses, trying to remember.]] / Nick Drozd: Oh yeah! I was asking a friend if it's stylish to roll your shirt sleeves up over a sweater, and he said... / Nick Drozd: ...only if you want to look like Ellen... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/05/drag-ball/ |
| Plot Twist | [[Athena hovers above the Midwest, a jet pack on her back, a suitcase in each hand. She stares down at the state of Minnesota, which has an arrow on it point to Northfield. She smiles, a heart issuing from her mouth.]] http://actionathena.com/2010/03/08/plot-twist/ |
| Things That Lonely Middle-Aged Women Like | Athena: Okay so it would appear that I am allergic to caffeine.
/ [[Athena sniffs at a hot cup of coffee, from which the word "evil" steams out.]] / Athena: Folks, this is a major bummer. / Athena: CATS and CAFFEINE are basically my two great loves, yet my body has rejected both. / Athena: I really... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/10/things-that-lonely-middle-aged-women-like/ |
| Gonna Say Balls | Ian: Man, I'm gonna miss the...SHIT out of you. / Chris Schodt: Aw! / [[Pause.]] / Chris Schodt: You were gonna say balls, weren't you?
/ [[Ian nods, shaking with laughter.]] http://actionathena.com/2010/03/12/gonna-say-balls/ |
| I Think I'm Gonna Like This Gap Year Thing | Athena: I think I'm gonna like this gap year thing!
/ [[Athena tosses a beret into the air. A totally unnecessary Mary Tyler Moore reference.]] / By living at home, I can save money, working at a not-TOO-stressful job... / ...maybe two! / Or maybe teach a class at the Northfield Arts Guild?
/ Athena... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/15/i-think-im-gonna-like-this-gap-year-thing/ |
| The Terrible Twos | [[Athena stands, naked but for party hat and party popper, with an evil grin.]] / SOMEBODY IS 2 YEARS OLD TODAY! http://actionathena.com/2010/03/18/the-terrible-twos/ |
| Dixie | DIXIE: By Athena Currier / Athena: My family bought Dixie the summer I was twelve. / Athena: She cost 400 dollars.
/ Sarah Currier: Sigh... / Athena: She's supposedly a Jack Russell Terrier. But we have our doubts. / Athena: She's built like a brick. One summer she got hit by a car...
/ Dixie: YELP! / Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/19/dixie/ |
| actionathena.com ? Archive ? At Least I’m Still Showering | Athena pulling off clothing: Okay. Just gotta go take a shower real quick now and / Athena naked: And then i can start in on that assignment and / WAIT. I'M NAKED. / Athena wraps towel around herself: Geez, Athena. You know you have HOUSEMATES. / Athena toweling off: Okay now. I've just gotta... http://actionathena.com/2010/03/22/at-least-im-still-showering/ |
| Pillow Talk | Rock Hudson carries Doris Day through the streets of New York City, with her bed sheets and all, at the end of the film "Pillow Talk." http://actionathena.com/2010/03/23/pillow-talk/ |
| Some Really Dorky Fan Art | InfoMania: / Ben Hoffman, Sarah Haskins, Conor Knighton, Brett Erlich, Sergio Cilli, Bryan Safi. http://actionathena.com/2010/03/24/some-really-dorky-fan-art/ |
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