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| Early September Sketches | Early September 2012 sketches
/ (holding my pencil correctly!) http://actionathena.com/2012/09/07/early-september-sketches/ |
| Here's An Oldie For Ya | [[Athena thinks to herself while riding a bus in the Pioneer Valley.]] / Here I am, I'm back here, how funny. / Goodness how I enjoy these buses. / As usual, I'm looking forward to the academic part. / I just hope I'm not too lonely this time. http://actionathena.com/2012/09/10/heres-an-oldie-for-ya/ |
| Uncommon Grounds and New Territory | Uncommon Grounds
/ some memories of my first job in Minneapolis http://actionathena.com/2012/09/12/uncommon-grounds-and-new-territory/ |
| A Few Words About Autobio Comics | [[A girl drawing comics at a desk looks on while a bunch of superheros read aloud from a book of autobio comix and laugh at it.]] / Superhero Dudes: HA HA HA http://actionathena.com/2012/10/03/a-few-words-about-autobio-comics/ |
| Unreasonable Wants | ATHENA'S UNREASONABLE WANTS:
/ 1. [[a new laptop]] / 2. [[a bigger flash drive]] / 3. [[a 2012 monthly planner]] / 4. [[new running shoes]] / 5. [[a new iPod and/or headphones]] / 6. [[a hair trim]] http://actionathena.com/2012/10/29/unreasonable-wants/ |
| Smack Madness 2 | Are Northfield's young heroin users just bad apples? Hardly. Many are "alpha" kids--top students and popular athletes who are spreading the habit to neighbors and friends.* / Just Another Example of: Northfield's Smack Madness** / * Katherine Kersten, a fair and balanced Star Tribune news source! / **... http://actionathena.com/2008/03/21/smack-madness-2/ |
| Smack Madness 3 | Did You Know: Kids have roamed through the dorms at Carleton and St Olaf colleges grabbing laptops and cell phones to sell. They have even invaded hospitals in Rochester, soliciting patients for OxyCotin.* / Just Another Example of: Northfield's Smack Madness** / * Katherine Kersten, a fair and balanced... http://actionathena.com/2008/03/22/smack-madness-3/ |
| The Other Girls 1 | The OTHER Girls
/ Guinevere
/ Morgan Le Fay: psh. http://actionathena.com/2008/05/03/the-other-girls-1/ |
| The Other Girls 2 | The OTHER Girls
/ Virgin/Mary, Jesus' Mom
/ Whore/Mary Magdelene: Jesus Christ. http://actionathena.com/2008/05/05/the-other-girls-2/ |
| The Other Girls 3 | The OTHER Girls
/ Snow White
/ The Evil Stepmother: Gimme a break. http://actionathena.com/2008/05/18/the-other-girls-3/ |
| The Other Girls 4 | The OTHER Girls
/ Sandy
/ Rizzo: What a flake. http://actionathena.com/2008/05/19/the-other-girls-4/ |
| Sex and the City the Movie, You Broke My Heart (Pt 1) | Rich Moments. (Why "Sex and the City: The Movie" sucked balls. Part 1.) / Jennifer Hudson (aka Louise, aka Carrie's black servant) looks longingly at one of Carrie's 100+ pairs of shoes and says:
/ Louise: For a pair of these, I could move!
/ So why doesn't Carrie just give her the shoes? / To make... http://actionathena.com/2008/06/30/sex-and-the-city-the-movie-you-broke-my-heart-pt-1/ |
| Sex and the City the Movie, You Broke My Heart (Pt 2) | Man Moments. (Why "Sex and the City: The Movie" sucked balls. Part 2.) / Louise clarifies exactly why all these women have come to New York. For career? Travel? Culture? Nah.
/ Louise: I moved to New York to fall in love!
/ But then she just gets hitched to some dude in St Louis anyway. As long... http://actionathena.com/2008/07/02/sex-and-the-city-the-movie-you-broke-my-heart-pt-2/ |
| Sex and the City the Movie, You Broke My Heart (Pt 3) | The movie lacks the fun club scenes of the show. But there's still a LOT of drinking. Drinking - club atmosphere = really depressing. / The music! It's bipolar. A perfect example of the movie's uncertainty as to whom it was catering toward. The ads played up the "Now we're old!" angle but the music... http://actionathena.com/2008/07/04/sex-and-the-city-the-movie-you-broke-my-heart-pt-3/ |
| Bully! Number 1 | BULLY!
/ Or: why my childhood was hilarious! / [[Younger Athena is writing in her journal.]]
/ Today some kids on the bus teased me (the same ones who called me a dog). They teased me and tried to read you (journal) and then told this dumb girl named Eva to sit with me and when she did she was really... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/11/bully-number-1/ |
| Bully! Number 2 | Everyone had a grade school bully. Mine's name was MEGAN. / Remember Gelly Roll pens? Once I brought a brand new gold one to school. Megan asked to see it, then handed me back her used-up gold one. / I didn't say anything but went home all sad. My mom wheedled the story out of me, then called my... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/13/bully-number-2/ |
| Bully! Number 3 | So I have dark brown hair. Everywhere. In 3rd grade as we cut out pictures for an art project, this jerk kid turned to me and said: / Jerk: Woah! Your arm hair is SO DARK! You have GORILLA ARMS! / Jerk: Check out her gross GORILLA ARMS! / Another good hair moment is this one from 6th grade math... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/15/bully-number-3/ |
| Bully! Number 4 | My high school boyfriend could not keep secrets. He loved hearing gossip, but inevitably passed it along to those who weren't supposed to hear it.
/ Athena: gasp! / On a field trip bus senior year, he sat behind some jock types from our grade.
/ Sam {{thinking}}: kettlebells. / One of them, John Murray,... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/18/bully-number-4/ |
| Bully! Number 5 | Senior year of high school, my boyfriend, (actually, he was an "Ex" by then) went on a class trip to Peru. / While there, he sat and listened while two classmates rated our entire grade, on a scale of 1-10, on level of attractiveness.
/ Girl: 5?
/ Boy: No, 4. 4. / Naturally, though sworn to secrecy,... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/21/bully-number-5/ |
| Bully! Number 6 | My sophomore history class was pretty awful. All the burnouts somehow ended up in the same hour.
/ Kid's Notebook: FU Neubel. / For one assignment, we had to be videotaped as we presented group projects.
/ Afterwards we watched the footage together. (WTF was the point of that?) / I was my group's narrator,... http://actionathena.com/2008/08/22/bully-number-6/ |
| Smite Pt 1 | SMITE
/ By Athena Currier / If I hadn't worked late in the media basement...
/ Athena: and then you hit ctrl-v...
/ Athena [[thinking]]: wow, somebody actually thinks i know shit about FinalCut! Sweet! / ...I wouldn't have been hungry... / If I hadn't been hungry, I wouldn't have remember the organic... http://actionathena.com/2008/10/15/smite-pt-1/ |
| Smite Pt 2 | [[Athena tromps through the snow.]] / Athena: Hi.
/ Athena's Roommate: Hi. Could you bring them back afterward? / [[Athena tromps through the snow in the opposite direction.]] / [[Athena unlocks her door.]] / [[Athena tromps through the snow once more.]] / [[Athena throws the keys at her roommate.]]
/ Athena's... http://actionathena.com/2008/10/17/smite-pt-2/ |
| William & Sam: Pt 1 | William: It was so hot--
/ Sam Twito: With 2 ts or 1? / William: Um, actually, h-a-w-t.
/ Sam: Not h-a-u-g-h-t? / William: No. http://actionathena.com/2009/01/07/william-sam-pt-1/ |
| William & Sam: Pt 2 | William: Remember when you gave that A.P. History presentation with all the pictures of naked men?
/ Sam: MONKS. They were naked MONKS. / William: They had weights hanging from their scrotums!
/ Sam: There were only 2 pictures like that!
/ ... http://actionathena.com/2009/01/09/william-sam-pt-2/ |
| Minnipeg Part 1 | Phoebe: I need more things to do in the car.
/ Athena: I'M bringing a book, notebook, and iPod. Did YOU charge your iPod? / Phoebe: NO. / Ross Currier: I'm bringing my harmonica! / Phoebe: If you play that in the car, I will stop, buy a gun, and kill you. I'm not even kidding. / [[Dad stares at... http://actionathena.com/2009/07/27/minnipeg-pt-1/ |
| Minnipeg Part 2 | [[Minneapolis skyline.]] / Athena: I think these buildings make a nice skyline.
/ Phoebe: Yeah. Where are we? / Athena: Ha! Phoebe! MINNEAPOLIS.
/ Phoebe: Oh. Really? / Ross Currier: We've been on the road for 45 minutes! / Phoebe: It feels a lot longer. http://actionathena.com/2009/07/29/minnipeg-part-2/ |
| Minnipeg Part 3 | Phoebe: Y'know, I never minded that we brought homemade lunches to school. School lunches are gross. / Athena: Except the school pizza. That was SUCH. GOOD. PIZZA.
/ Phoebe: Ew! That pizza was disgusting! / Athena: I could eat it EVERY DAY.
/ Ross Currier: I liked it too. / Athena: That, and the... http://actionathena.com/2009/07/31/minnipeg-part-3/ |
| Minnipeg Part 4 | Athena: Oh LOOK, they have CHEESE DIP! / Phoebe: Great...
/ Athena: I want it.
/ Phoebe: No you don't. / Athena: Yes. I really do. Look how many kinds! Mom, can I get cheese dip?
/ Sarah Currier: You actually want that? All right... Phoebe, what do you want? / Phoebe: Uh...something chocolate... / Phoebe:... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/03/minnipeg-part-4/ |
| Minnipeg Part 5 | Phoebe: What did she name the baby? / Sarah Currier: I don't remember. It was a normal name, but an okay one. / [[Athena looks out the window, smiling absently.]] / Athena: When I was a kid, I used to like the name LAURA. / Phoebe and Athena: HAHAHAHA / Sarah Currier: What's wrong with Laura?
/ Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/05/minnipeg-part-5/ |
| Minnipeg Part 6 | [[Athena and Phoebe walk around the side of a Pump N' Munch gas station.]] / Phoebe: No, I don't want to go into the bathroom together.
/ Athena: FINE. / [[Athena waits outside the bathroom, pissed off.]] / Phoebe: Okay, your turn.
/ Athena: Okay, you can hold the key.
/ Phoebe: Yep. / [[Phoebe waits... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/07/minnipeg-part-6/ |
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