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| Rejects in Blunderland | [[An otherwise dark room with a bright tv illuminating the characters.]]
/ Guide: Come now, put that aside and let us see what this new world has to offer.
/ Alex: ...huh? / [[The darkness is broken by colors, the puppy, Seymour, runs out the door.]]
/ Alex: Dude... what's up with all those colors? / [[In... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0001.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Alex and Guide stand in front of the door to Alex's reality. Seymour goes bounding down a hill.]]
/ Guide: The fried-chicken rainstorm was amazing, wasn't it? And you made it happen!
/ Alex: What d'ya mean I "made it happen"? / [[Alex and Guide stand talking about Blunderland.]]
/ Guide: Well, this is... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0002.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Alex and Guide stand in front of a long row of freestanding doors.]]
/ Guide: Thank you for restoring me, sir! Now what say we try one of these other realities?
/ Alex: I'd rather play a video game or give you boobs again... but... oh, whatever... / [[Alex is pushing open a tall door with a smiley face... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0003.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Alex is running towards a brick wall.]] / [[Alex hides behind that wall.]]
/ Alex: *PANT* I think I... *PANT* ... I lost it... / [[Chuck looks over the freestanding wall at Alex while Guide consoles him.]]
/ Chuck: Hey, little guy, don't be afraid of ol' Chuck. I have no intention of harming you.
/ Guide:... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0004.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Seymour walks through a doggy door with a smiling dog on it.]]
/ Narrator: Elsewhere... / [[Seymour is sitting on a path looking at a world filled with doggy pleasures.]] / [[Seymour looks with large eyes at the world in front of him.]]
/ Seymour: ... F!@# yeah! http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0005.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | Alex: Why are we doing this again?
/ Guide: We are guests here and Chuck's offer was a generous one.
/ Alex: Do we have to?
/ Guide: Yes, Master Alex. / Chuck: I'm so glad you could join me. This isn't much fun to do all on my own. I just have one question... / [[Alex, Guide, and Chuck are sitting at... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0006.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Alex and Guide walk back into Blunderland.]]
/ Guide: Ah, it is good to be back! Now, do tell me more about yourself, Master Alex! What is it you enjoy?
/ Alex: Like what? Do you want to know what games I like?
/ Guide: I would most assuredly enjoy hearing about them! / [[Alex is deep in thought, thinking... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0007.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[Guide is holding a list in his hand.]]
/ Guide: Due to the unfortunate encounter with one Stubbs the Zombie, I've assembled a list of things you should refrain from thinking about, Master Alex.
/ Alex: Great... this sounds like a blast. Just hand it here already. / [[A view of the list.]]
/ List: #1:... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0008.html |
| Rejects in Blunderland | [[The Exploding Rosanne Cheney Raptor Zombie is downhill from Guide and Alex, gun in hand searching for them.]]
/ Alex: What do we do now, Guide? / Guide: Master Alex, you must think of something to take the place of that thing.
/ Alex: I don't get it. Why can't you just think of something?
/ Guide: It's... http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0009.html |
| Hello Kitty | Seymour: This place is so frickin' awesome! Green grass, no humans, all dogs, lots of toys... it's perfect!
/ [[Seymour looks at a sign that says "NO DOGS ON SIDEWALK" "OBEY THE CLAW"]]
/ Seymour: Well that's weird. I wonder what it means?
/ [[A giant cat steps up behind Seymour.]]
/ Fluffy: What have we... http://blunder.l4rge.com/comics/0010.html |
| Yesterday I was a Cat | [[Guide leans on what remains of the giant Twinkie while Alex shuffles fistfuls of Twinkie into his mouth.]]
/ Guide: Master Alex, I think it would be best if you took a moment to breath.
/ Alex: Mmm... but it's sooo... mmm... good. / [[Alex pauses to ask a question.]]
/ Alex: *COUGH* Hey, wait a sec.... http://blunder.l4rge.com/comics/0011.html |
| Up a Tree | [[Guide is remembering being turned into a cat and chased up a tree by Seymour.]]
/ Guide: Seymour didn't just turn me into a kitty and chase me up an imagined tree, he... well, to quote the people of your reality: he left me hanging. / [[A firehydrant appears out of nowhere catching Seymour's attention.]] / [[Seymour... http://blunder.l4rge.com/comics/0012.html |
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