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| #903; The Faucet, Reinvented | [[Bruno looks up from his paper, holding his reading glasses in one hand, and addresses Wendy, who is sitting near him.]]
/ Bruno: So, I invented a faucet that MIXES hot and cold water to enable it to deliver WARM or COOL water if desired. Rather than strictly TEA or ICE.
/ Wendy: Sounds pretty daring. / Bruno:... http://wondermark.com/903/ |
| #904; In which no Detail is missed | [[A cat is curled up on a raised surface, maybe a table, in the foreground. Karl is at eye level with the cat, so he is probably kneeling. Vladislava stands further back.]]
/ Karl: Look at this cat! Is this a cat? Is this a real live cat?
/ Vladislava: No, it's an illusion. / [[Karl nuzzles the cat.]]
/ Karl:... http://wondermark.com/904/ |
| #905; In which Hats are purchased | [[Tom sits on a chair. Bob stands behind him. Leonard sits in front of him, leaning forward. Many hats are piled on a table in the background. Tom is wearing a different hat in each panel.]]
/ Bob: You know, buying even more hats isn't going to make you HAPPY. Don't listen to society. You don't have to... http://wondermark.com/905/ |
| #906; In which a Choice is forced | [[Young Sam is slumped on a desk. Ethel sits in the background. The same for all 5 panels.]]
/ Sam: Great-aunt Susan died.
/ Ethel: Oh, no! ...Which one was great-aunt Susan? / Sam: The one with the ringworm farm.
/ Ethel: Oh. Great-aunt SUSAN. Well, your mom will want to see you at the funeral.
/ Sam:... http://wondermark.com/906/ |
| #907; The Unpleasant Analogy | [[Outdoors. Someone in a dark shirt and pants addresses someone in a light-colored three-piece suit and a wide-brimmed hat.]]
/ Someone in Dark Clothes: I think your hat looks dumb.
/ Someone with a Hat: Well, you know what they say about opinions! They're like buttholes / [[The same as panel 1 but zoomed... http://wondermark.com/907/ |
| #908; The Relative Stranger | [[Someone in a dress shows a piece of paper to someone very near her in a suit and a tall top hat.]]
/ Someone in a Dress: ...and *this* is my great-great-uncle Barnabas. *He* owned a *sawmill*.
/ Someone in a Suit: Mmm / [[Close-up of the photograph: a portrait of someone older-looking in a top hat.... http://wondermark.com/908/ |
| #909; In which a Business is born | [[Someone with wild hair, wearing a 2-piece suit, talks animatedly to someone in a top hat and a 3-piece suit, who is looking at his pocket watch.]]
/ Someone with Wild Hair: Everything in the marketplace is so boring, so predictable! The public is hungry for something *fresh* and *unusual*! Not lowest-common-denominator... http://wondermark.com/909/ |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/916/">http://wondermark.com/916/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #917; The Longest Con | #917; The Longest Con / [[Man 1 has a cat in his lap]]
/ Cat: Purrrrrrr
/ Purrrrrr
/ Purrrrrr / [[Man 2 is standing nearby]]
/ Man 2: You know, that cat is quietly planning your demise. / Man 2: He's a SOCIOPATH, playing on your sympathies, lulling you into a false sense of security, just WAITING for... http://wondermark.com/917/ |
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