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| #810; The Evaluation of Wishes | #810; The Evaluation of Wishes / [[The Fisherman is speaking to Woman #1]]
/ Fisherman: You're the smartest person I know... what wish should I ask for the one-fifth starhorse?
/ Woman#1: How about a million misshapen, five-headed dollar bills? So you might end up with regular ones?
/ Fisherman: Bluh.... http://wondermark.com/810/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/811/">http://wondermark.com/811/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/812/">http://wondermark.com/812/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #813; The Tic Tac Treasure | [[Gerald sits at a table, working on a large QR code. Reginald approaches.]] / Reginald: Working on a puzzle?
/ Gerald: Kind of! I'm engaging with Viral Marketing. / Gerald: It's a giant QR code puzzle. I've been printing out pieces all month.
/ I got the image files from a bus stop ad for Tic Tacs.... http://wondermark.com/813/ |
| #814; Further Mysteries of Tic Tacs | Gerald: I just don't understand it! I did everything right! Why would Tic Tacs insult me for doing the puzzle they created?
/ I'm the kind of devoted brand evangelist they want! I should be rewarded! But this-! / Reginald: Maybe it's a sign to back off when even the brand doesn't care as much about their... http://wondermark.com/814/ |
| #815; The Tic Tac Mystery, Part 3 | Gerald: I think it's an anagram. 'You're wasting your life' works out to 'A Freeway: Our Noisy Guilt' or possibly 'Angularities! You Wry Foe.'
/ Reginald: It really is just Tic Tacs. Who cares about Tic Tacs! Honestly! / Gerald: To you it is just Tic Tacs. Breath mints, who cares? But to me, now, I care. / Gerald:... http://wondermark.com/815/ |
| #816; The Tic Tac Mystery, Part 4 | [[The entire panel is taken up with a cropped screenshot of a web forum: 'MyTacs: Share your TicTac?? Moments'. Various forum posters are discussing their love of Tic Tacs.]] / kittymom: I love tic tacs I give them to my boyfriend before he kisses me ;) / usaflag5: Was there ever a purpel Tic Tac?... http://wondermark.com/816/ |
| #817; In which Gax is Mad | [[Gax has his arms folded. A well dressed woman speaks to him.]] / Woman; Missed you at book club today, Gax! Are you okay?
/ Gax; I will EXPIRE you.
/ Woman; What's that?
/ Gax; Get OUT of here. I'mma CONCLUDE YOU AND Maureen AND the entire book club TEETHWISE. / Woman; Aw, Someone's a bit grumpy-wumpy!... http://wondermark.com/817/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/818/">http://wondermark.com/818/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/819/">http://wondermark.com/819/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #820; A Shocking Realization | [[Gax is gesturing towards Mr. Meanscary]]
/ Gax; Gaxians secrete serotonin to aid in COMBAT. It reacts with GROBBLAX in the air to create a potent FEAR TOXIN! But for some reason it doesn't work on humans!
/ Mr. Meanscary; What- What is grobblax? / Gax; You know. GROBBLAX. It's like ten percent of the... http://wondermark.com/820/ |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/822/">http://wondermark.com/822/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/823/">http://wondermark.com/823/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/824/">http://wondermark.com/824/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #825; In which Gax is Scary | [[Gax, Mr. Meanscary face a policeman and a victim]]
/ Policeman; All right, which of you kicked that dog into this man's face? That's against the LAW, you know!
/ Mr. Meanscary; It was Gax! Honest!!
/ Gax; It was me! Honest!! / Gax; I gave him a mighty punt! DELIBERATELY, too! I'm JUST the kind of guy... http://wondermark.com/825/ |
| #826; In which Power is fleeting | #826; In which Power is fleeting / Bertrand: Yes! Throat infection!
/ Bertrand: You know what that means, Mr. Buttons?
/ Bertrand: Narrator voice. / Bertrand: Mr. Buttons is a cat. Like most cats, he has a nose.
/ Bertrand: But local residents claim that Mr. Buttons' nose is, in fact, the smallest cat... http://wondermark.com/826/ |
| #796; In Which a Cat is either Lost, or Gained. | [[A sign on a light pole]]
/ LOST CAT.
/ Kind of quirky.
/ Playful but weird.
/ Does not answer to any name in particular.
/ We will accept any cat.
/ Call 424-2366. / [[A man is reading the sign]]
/ This just seems like a scheme to get a free cat. / #796; In Which a Cat is either Lost, or Gained. / {{alt-text:... http://wondermark.com/827/ |
| #828; In which Willis is not Helping | [[Woman seated at table]] / I know who I am.
/ Frustrated, stressed out, unmotivated.
/ And I know who I want to be.
/ Content, relaxed, productive. / But there's this gulf between the two.
/ Filled with...nothing.
/ Fog.
/ It's not even spikes.
/ It's just...blankness.
/ I know how to cross the gulf, in... http://wondermark.com/828/ |
| #829; In which Pepper is explained | Plantation Hat: Is "pepper" something that adds pep? Or does "pep" describe the result of adding pepper?
/ Which came first, I wonder? / Monocled Linguist: Actually, they're false cognates! Pepper is named for Sir Davis Pepper, who was the first to import the spice from India to Britain in the seventeenth... http://wondermark.com/829/ |
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| #831; The Mischievous Chef | [[A customer examining the menu in front of a shabby-looking chef]]
/ Customer: Excuse me! Question about the sushi menu? Is this A "Gold FISH roll or a GOLDFISH roll"?
/ Chef: Yes! GoldFish! / Customer: Goldfish like the PET?
/ Chef: No! No Pet. We buy JUST to eat. Nobody LOVES the goldfish...Until you... http://wondermark.com/831/ |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/833/">http://wondermark.com/833/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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| #835; In which an Appointment is canceled | [[Two women are walking along, talking to each other]]
/ Woman 1: I had the *worst* time at the doctor's Today!
/ Don't you *hate* it when you show up on time for your appointment, but they keep you *waiting* forever?
/ Woman 2: It's the worst! / [[A closer shot of the two women]]
/ Woman 1: And then when... http://wondermark.com/835/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/836/">http://wondermark.com/836/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| #837; The Smashed-Out Window of Opportunity | [[A scene of otherwise tranquil suburban life. Busy Juliet arrives home, eager for a quiet evening.]] / Juliet: Sorry I'm late getting home, the traffic's all blocked for the Firefighter Memorial. / Juliet: Must have been a hundred of 'em! All in full dress uniform on such a hot day! / [[We see... http://wondermark.com/837/ |
| #838; The Lament of the Auteur | [[An elephant, wearing a straw boater style hat, and shiny-looking Prussian guard style boots that extend up to the elephant's body, is singing a song.]]
/ Elephant: Oh it's off to
/ Candycane Street
/ in Gumdrop Town
/ where the birds compete
/ to bother a clown / and the clown goes nuts
/ so the people... http://wondermark.com/838/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://wondermark.com/839/">http://wondermark.com/839/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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