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| #006; In which Cindy muses on Privacy | - But above all else, James is certainly the nosiest man I know.
/ - Hey! I am NOT! / header: it can all be yours at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: and by the way, your diary entry from last thursday misspelled 'ingratiating!' http://wondermark.com/006/ |
| The Tinkerer's Handbook, Page 6 (of 8) | [[A banner reads: "A purposeful use of what society would discard"]] / [[The headline reads: "Non-traditional gardening tools. Rather than spending for specialized implements, use these household items:" Several numbered pictures are displayed.]] / [[A headline lower down reads "Tools Guide." Numbered... http://wondermark.com/tink6/ |
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| #009; In which Bargaining occurs | - That's it... Slowly... I said slowly, not dawdle! / - Now take off your - AGK
/ - He strikes quickly, without warning! / - He has the strength of ten men.
/ - Ten times the price. I chafe easily. / header: ten times the love at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: she was sassier when she had a hat in the old... http://wondermark.com/009/ |
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| #010; In which Power is exercised | - CRASH!!
/ - What was THAT?
/ - Excuse me, sisters, but my airplane seems to - / - Eek! A MAN! Shield your eyes!
/ - No, wait -
/ - BAZAP / - Well, now you've done it. Look at him.
/ - Sorry. Force of habit. / header: give your all at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: if you don't notice the pun i think it's... http://wondermark.com/010/ |
| #011; In which Correspondence is written | - Dearest John, I write this not because I have any great desire to correspond with you, not yo hear from you... / - ...but rather because I happened to have a little ink left in my pen after composing a journal entry. / - So don't take this letter as an indication of any sentiment on my part, good... http://wondermark.com/011/ |
| #012; In which Dental Hygiene plays a role | - And then I'd slowly remove -
/ - You've got a little, uh, a little something... / - What? Something like in my teeth?
/ - Yeah, it's just a piece of... What'd you have for lunch, black corn? / - How about now?
/ - Little to the left. No, my left... Man, it's really wedged in there. / - You're ruining... http://wondermark.com/012/ |
| #013; In which an Interruption occurs | [[A little girl sits by a window, reading a big book.]] / [[An elephant tumbles through the window.]] / [[The elephant regains his composure and rides away on his velocipede. The girl keeps reading her book.]]
/ Elephant: Sorry about that.
/ Girl: I should think so. / {{header: chow down at WONDERMARK.COM}}
/ {{alt-text:... http://wondermark.com/013/ |
| #014; In which Matter is combusted | - This one gets great mileage... It runs on "wood gas," meaning any organic fuel.
/ - Organic fuel? / - Sure. See, I can feed it this dead cat, and it'll purr like a kitten. Pardon the expression. / - It just goes right in here - Aah! It's got my tie! AARRGGHHH!
/ - PAPOP PAPOP / - That does sound nice! / header:... http://wondermark.com/014/ |
| #015; In which Events conspire for ill | - Is that a lighthouse?
/ - No sir, this is a steering wheel, or what we call a "tiller." / - I think that's a ship, but ships are normally salted with cheddary ridges! / - Maybe I'm thinking of "chips"? No, that was that Erik Estrada show. Now I'm really confused.
/ - CRASH! / - Last two survivors... http://wondermark.com/015/ |
| #016; In which a Task proves difficult | - If you keep moving, this is going to take all day. / header: earn some wiggle-room at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: nervousenergynervousenergynervousenergy http://wondermark.com/016/ |
| #017; In which Breeziness is a factor | - Can we move yet? It's getting very drafty over here.
/ - I don't know about you, but I've got all day. / header: cheer yourself on at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: holding still can be a challenge http://wondermark.com/017/ |
| #018; In which an Offer is made | - Free Tibet! / - Free Tibet! / - About this free Tibet...
/ - Plus $8.95 shipping and handling. / header: recycle at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: hello, china? i have something i think you'd be interested in http://wondermark.com/018/ |
| #019; Further developments regarding the Offer | - Free Tibet! / - Free Tibet! / - Free Tibet, you say?
/ - With purchase of equal or greater value. / header: keep on keepin' on at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: that's right ... all the tea http://wondermark.com/019/ |
| #020; In which an Heirloom is coveted | - Of course I'll marry you, darling! And the serenade was very romantic!
/ - Speaking of which, payment is due when service are rendered. / - Oh, jeez. Will you take a check?
/ - You'll have to take it up with the guys.
/ - Is it an out of town or starter check?
/ - That's a nice Rolex. Be a shame if anything... http://wondermark.com/020/ |
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| #022; In which Control is wrested | - Hey! Get off of my cannon!
/ - But I wanted to play! / - The cannon is a deadly device! It means power! Let me tell you something about cannons and power... / - Whoever has the cannon, has the power! Now I'm not gonna -
/ - BLAM! / - My bad, I thought he was a deer.
/ - Accidents happen. / header:... http://wondermark.com/022/ |
| #023; In which a Child is threatened | - Hey mister! You wanna see some nasty pictures from my dad's anatomy book? / - What happened to your arm?
/ - I'll tell you: / - As punishment for showing grown-ups ugly pictures of naked diseased people, I hereby shove this rusty nail into your arm. / - So what are you saying?
/ - The rusty nail is... http://wondermark.com/023/ |
| #024; In which factors Public Health | - Quick! Don't ask questions, just hide me! / - You there! Have you seen my son go by? He's infected by a terrible virus that will kill one-third of the earth's population, making five-eights of those remaining lactose intolerant while granting amazing super-powers to a quarter of the remainder! / -... http://wondermark.com/024/ |
| #025; In which Daniel faces Danger | - Well, this is quite a pickle. Good thing I have my old magic lamp with me! / - Someone rub my lamp?
/ - Winston Churchill? Can you get me home? / - He said get him home, not gramophone. Get outta here. / - Is there anyone else I can talk to? / - You seem to be yanking on zat rope kind of hard.
/ -... http://wondermark.com/025/ |
| #026; In which Gambling is referenced | - Man, this comic strip is lame.
/ - You're probably too stupid to see all the layers of meaning. / - I don't get it.
/ - Here, I'll read it and explain the nuances. / - Maybe it's just lame.
/ - Can't be. They wouldn't publish it. / - Why does Heathcliff need a bookie?
/ - God, you're stupid. / header:... http://wondermark.com/026/ |
| #027; In which Trouble becomes Double | - ...and so once you write that letter of apology to Mrs. Crabtree, your chores will be done and you will have paid off the repairs. / - Consider yourself lucky to have gotten off so easy.
/ - Oh, yes, absolutely! / - Dear Mrs. Crabtree, I'm sorry for spilling ink on your new desk. I sold a kidney to... http://wondermark.com/027/ |
| #028; In which Justice is served warmly | - You brought this on yourself, Ivan. You're a blight on the face of humanity. / - Throw the switch. / - BZZAP / - Let death be a lesson to you. / - A crispy, tasty-smelling, probably-delicious lesson. / header: think twice at WONDERMARK.COM
/ alt-text: next time he'll consider the possible flame-broiled... http://wondermark.com/028/ |
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