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|Unity: Cynthia Roarke-Fanning||Cynthia: [[on intercom]] Yes? Who is it? / Juni: Hi, Cynthia, it's Juni. Is your brother here? / Cynthia: Oh! Come on up! / Cynthia: Juni! What a surprise! Sam said you might be coming by, but... / Cynthia: Oh, but of course. Please, come on in! / Cynthia: Pardon the mess. / Juni: Of course. / Cynthia: Hey, Samantha! You have a little friend here to see you! / Sam: [[off-panel]] Rrr. / Sam: Just a tick. / Cub: [[on Cynthia's arm]] mn|
|Unity: The duties of a littermate||Sam: Juni! I- / Juni: Oh, Sam! I've missed you so much! / Sam: Um- / Juni: Goodness! I'm so sorry... I didn't realize you were lactating. / Sam: Er, yeah. Family obligation, what with... Um , do you know? / Juni: They're... separated? / Sam: Yeah. / Pups: om / Pups: nom / Pups: nom / Juni: Why aren't Connie or Deborah helping? Don't they actually like this sort of thing? / Sam: Oh, they're off with their new mate now, in Portsdale. / Cynthia: [[behind doorway]] Fighting over who gets to breed first! / Sam: Yes. Lucky them. / Cynthia: [[to pup]] Oh whosa good boy! Yes yousa good boy!|
|Unity: Sensitive||[[Sam and Juni on a couch, a pile of Aikengyu pups beside them]] / Sam: So how much have you gotten back? / Juni: I dunno yet. Some? A lot? It's hard to tell. I'll see or think of something and just *remember*, but I don't really know what to think about first. / Juni: I mean, for everyday things and places and such. Time-wise I'm still messed up. I still have no idea about history. / [[Juni tweaks Sam's udder]] / Sam: Ow, stop that. Those're sensitive. / Juni: Hee, sorry. Your mammal bits just look so weird to me. / Sam: Pfft. You *monotremes* are weird. / pup: mrbl / Cynthia: Hey, sis, they done feeding? / Juni: Although I *do* seem to remember a time when your sister at least *humored* you. / Cynthia: Hey, Sam's being a better mother than I am. / Sam: That's an odd way to say "udder." / pup: mroo?|
|Journal: Wii like lasagna||[[fluffy, drawn in the style of Garfield, looks at a Wii balance board]] / Wii balance board: STEP ON! / [[fluffy steps on]] / Balance board: ...OH! Measuring! / fluffy (thought): I hate Mondays. / Balance board: That's overweight! Try to not eat so many snacks!|
|Random: Team Fortress 2 - The Movie||Title: Mike Myers / Title: Heather Graham / Title: Austin Powers The Spy Who Sapped Me / Title: "Blazingly Funny!" - Joel Siegel, Good Morning America|
|Womble: Dream: Captured||nt|
|Womble: Anniversary||[[The Duchess is standing over the womble, who is resting on a red mattress]] / Duchess: Today I will be working in my laboratory. Stay out of trouble! / [[The Duchess leaves the room]] / [[The womble reaches into its pouch]] / [[The Duchess' lab is empty]] / [[The womble writes in its diary]] / July 28-97 / It has now been two years since the Duchess performed her vile miracle. Two years since I have been able to speak, or leave this prison that is now my home. I grow despondent. All the same, it is as if my previous life has ceased to be, a mere glimmer of an almost-remembered dream. / The greatest insult is that she does not seem to recall the significance of this day. Even as [something] captor I was starting to consider a / Duchess: Oh womble... please come to the dining hall / [[The womble puts its diary back into its pouch]] / [[In the dining hall, the Duchess sits on the table next to a cake with two candles in it]] / Duchess: Happy birthday!|
|Unity: Heads up||Juni: Sam, I know it's been hard on you the past round, but I hate waking up alone. Please come home.
/ Sam: We'll see. Cynthia needs me too, you know.
/ Juni: Could she stay with us? / Sam: What, with all her myooling pups? You'd-
|Unity: Under pressure||Sam: [[calling someone]] Yes, this is Sam Roarke. I have a situation with an unknown assailant. Rooftop sniper, I think. / Sam: Yes, that would be nice. We've already taken cover. / Juni: Where is the shooter? Can you take it out? / Sam: Unlikely, even if I had my gun with me. / Juni: Don't you always have it with you? / Sam: Not when I'm taking care of pups! / Sam: Anyway, this was just a short walk. / Juni: And yet you brought your data node. Did you expect you'd need to "take a call" or...? / Sam: What?! It was only that one- / Sam: I can't believe you're criticizing me for that right now!|
|Womble: Taking stock||Duchess: We are near the landing site. Prepare for descent. / Womble: Yes, Duchess. / Announcer: And so, without further ado... / Duchess: Good afternoon, shareholders. It is my pleasure to address you all today. / Duchess: As you probably know., it has been ten years since my father left the corporation in my control. / Duchess: In that time, we have seen many successes, and many failures. Most of all, we have learned a lot. / Duchess: Now, please, please, please don't get mad, but I spent all the money on an ice cream party. / Duchess: Unfortunately, nobody else showed up for it 'cause I forgot to send out invitations, but it was lots of fun. / Duchess: So in summary, all your stock is now worthless. / [[The Duchess waves and the Womble drops its wig as the hot-air balloon lifts off.]] / Womble: Begging your pardon, Duchess, but who were those people? / Duchess: Heck if I know.|
|Unity: Assessment||Juni: So what do we do now? / Sam: Without knowing where the shooter is or if they're acting alone... I don't know. / Sam: Agent Harris said she would send backup. I'll check to see if they're... / Sam: This is odd. My visor indicates that the only agent within three kilometers... / Sam: is Agent Harris... / Sam: On the rooftop across the street.|
|Unity: The next step||Sam: Crud, I should have realized... the investigation wasn't going anywhere. They just wanted us to forget... / Sam: He wanted me to keep you distracted, but that was also to keep me unaware... / Juni: Sam, what do we do? / Sam: [[dropping visor]] We run.|
|Womble: Routine||Duchess: I am bored. Let's do each other's day. / [[The Womble pours a test tube into beaker.]] / [[The Duchess reads. Another book lying nearby is titled "Reversing Mad Science," by H. B. Narbon.]] / [[The Womble walks the Duchess.]] / [[The Womble, beside a model of some death-ray satellite, points to a sign.]] / Sign: Our demands: / Sign: - [[pound symbol]] 15 million / Sign: - 12 Platypi / Sign: - 25g unobtainium / Sign: - A pony filled with nitroglycerin / [[A television shows the same scene.]] / [[The Duchess prepares dinner.]] / [[The Womble sleeps on the bed and the Duchess sleeps on the floor.]]|
|Unity: Rules||Sam: [[voice over]] First rule: don't go where they'd expect either of us to hide. / Sam: That one's obvious. / [[Juni's apartment]] / Sam: [[voice over]] Second rule: don't go where you think they'd never expect you to go. / Sam: They're not dumb. / [[demiJuni's supernode]] / Sam: [[voice over]] Third rule: Trust no one. / Juni: [[voice over]] Not even you? / Sam: You'll have to decide that for yourself. / Juni: This all seems a bit familiar. / [[Someone showing a picture to Cynthia.]]|
|Fanart: Drake Appaz: Super Plaid Fluff™||Title: Super Plaid Fluff tm / Title: Nintendo Entertainment System tm|
|Womble: Vacation||[[The Womble walks across a desert.]] / [[The Womble takes palm trees, jars a water bottle, and a hammock out of its pouch.]] / [[The Womble plants the palm trees while the water bottle pours out, creating a pool.]] / [[The Womble takes the Duchess out of its pouch.]] / [[The Duchess relaxes in the hammock and the Womble relaxes floating in the pool.]]|
|Unity: Planning||Juni: Your rules don't leave very many options. / Sam: We don't really have many. / Sam: Ugh, I feel sick. / Juni: What about leaving the province? Go where they can't track us? / Sam: You're crazy. How would we get by the border? / Sam: And I... Cynthia... / Juni: We go around it. / Sam: Around...? / Juni: [[points down]] Outside.|
|Unity: Down the rabbit hole||Sam: Refresh my memory, how exactly do you know about this place? / Juni: It's not like I was tethered to you all the time in school. / Juni: I came down here with other friends. / Sam: What other friends. / Juni: You know, those squat, fuzzy creatures, with the webbed feet and the mouths like this. [[holds hands together imitating a duck bill]] / Juni: Although, come to think of it, that may have actually been a dream. / Sam: You think? / Juni: But I'm sure I've been here before...|
|Womble: Go fish||[[the womble swims in a fish bowl]]|
|Womble: Flashback||Duchess: I am sorry, but I cannot have you escaping. / Womble: [[thinking]] This can't be happening... How could I be so careless?! / Womble: [[thinking]] I hope they can change me back from... / Womble: [[thinking]] whatever this is. / Agent: [[thinking]] What is this strange beam of light? / Duchess: How do you think the rest of the world will react? / Duchess: You won't even make it back home. / Duchess: You're better off staying with me... / Duchess: My new pet womble. / [[Agent writes in notebook]] / July 28-95 / I have finally located the / castle of the Duchess. I hope / to make quick work of finally / completing this dreadful / assignment. / She clearly has substantial / resources and talent at her / disposal. A shame she must / squander them in the name / of madness.|
|Unity: Collection||Juni: There they are... our way out. / Sam: Okay. What are they? / Juni: Observation pods. / Sam: Again... How do you know about this? / Juni: I just... do, okay? Come on.|
|Unity: In a ship in a ship||Sam: How does it open? / Juni: Just push on it and slide it to the left. / Sam: It sure is roomy in here. / Juni: Yes, they are somewhat bigger than us. / Sam: "They?" / Juni: But if I remember right, reaching the controls soon won't be a problem. / Sam Do I hope you know what you're doing?|
|Womble: Gone fishing||[[The Womble and the Duchess, in half-fish form, play in a lake]] / [[A ray gun labeled "enfisherizer" lies on a table.]] / [[The Duchess points at the setting sun.]] / The Duchess crawls ashore.]] / [[The Duchess peers over the edge of the table.]] / [[The Duchess calls in alarm to the Womble, still in the lake. ]] / [[A raccoon has turned a number of animals into half-fish with the ray gun.]] / [[The gray-haired Duchess, in a rocking chair, still a half fish, glares at the sleeping half-fish Womble.]]|
|Unity: Freefall||Pod: [[in Homin]] Please take your seat now. / Sam: AAH! What the breeze is that?! / Juni: A reminder to strap in. It's about to get bumpy. / Juni: Sit with your back against the cushion. / Sam: Ook. / Pod: [[in Homin]] Please clear the drop zone / Sam: I have a bad feeling about this. / Juni: You should feel excited! / Sam: And yet, somehow I don't. / Pod: [[in Homin]] Drop in five seconds / Sam: Are we FALLING?! / Juni: Technically? No.|
|Unity: Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream||Sam: I feel like we're falling... but floating. / Juni: You know how if you throw or drop something, its path curves to the West? / Sam: Yes... the Coriolis Force. / Juni: It's not really a force, but a lack of one. / Juni: Unity spins constantly, and things that are on the ground get "thrown" outwards. It is what keeps us moving towards the ground, and causes wind and all sorts of other stuff. / Juni: But we are not on the ground... we were continuing in a straight line, at about five hundred meters per second. / Sam: Straight? The tunnel we were in looked curved... / Juni: Because Unity is still rotating. / Sam: I think I understand. So where are we now? / Juni: We are outside. / Juni: Among the stars.|
|Womble: The End||[[The Womble peers ion on the Duchess making notes beside a beaker on a Bunsen burner.]] / [[The womble watches the Duchess, now slightly gray-haired, pour a test tube in to a beaker.]] / [[The Womble looks at the Duchess, now entirely gray-haired, who with a cane. A beaker is spilled on the bench behind her.]] / [[The womble helps the Duchess through a doorway.]] / Duchess: Is it time already? / [[The Duchess stands under a hatch.]] / [[The Womble pulls a lever.]] / [[A beam of white light pours out of the hatch onto the Duchess.]] / Duchess Womble: YES! I am reborn! The world shall now trem- / Duchess Womble: What? / [[The Womble holds a finger to its lips.]] / Duchess Womble: Oh. / Duchess Womble: Right. / [[The lever behind the Womble is labeled "Enwombleizer".]] / [[The wombles watch the Sun set.]]|
|Unity: Questions||Sam: It's so quiet out here. / Juni: Peaceful, itn's it? / Sam: I was going to say "uncomfortable." It's so quiet my ears are ringing. / Juni: Well, we could talk. We have a couple decis here. / Sam: Well, okay. So how big is this place? Where's the hub? / Juni: There is no hub... our hub is like a tiny version of a star. / Sam: Tiny? Those are just specks. The hub is huge! / Juni: No, the stars are just very far away, so it's hard to tell how big they are. / Sam: So why is the ground a different color over there than over there? / Juni: That's... not ground, and I don't know. Very strange. It's almost like a rainbow. / Sam: What the breeze is a rainbow? / Juni: / Juni: Let's pass the time some other way.|
|Unity: Consummate||Juni: Okay, our course is set. Slowest speed, so we don't fall too hard. / Sam: How do you mean? / Juni: [touching the screen] The pod moves faster, we stay the same speed, so we "fall." / Pod Display: [[Homin]] Course set / Sam: That looks pretty. / Juni: Vented exhaust from the hub. It's a hot helium plasma. / Sam: You sure know how to take the excitement out of things. / Juni: Really? I think knowing makes it all the better... / Sam: Mm, well... Uh... what are you doing? / Juni: [tail touching the screen] Just getting more comfortable. We should, you know, sleep. / Sam: But I'm not tired yet- / Sam: Oh. / Pod Display: [[Homin]] Course set|
|Womble: Ring Cycle||Caption: Before: / [[The Womble plays a flute. The Duchess plays a violin.]] / Caption: The Idea! / Duchess: We should start a band. / Caption: Auditions! / Duchess: Not what we're looking for. Next! / fluffy: But I'm versati- / Duchess: I SAID NEXT!!! / Caption: Gigs! / Audience Member 1: Freebird! / Audience Member 2: Dude, so not cool. / Audience Member 3: [[off-panel]] man how old is that violin player anyway? / Caption: Getting Signed! / Duchess: That is an evil contract. Genius. / Record Company Executive Douchebag: So you will sign it? / Duchess: But of course! / Caption: Infighting! / Drummer: I think we should switch genres. This is stupid. / Duchess: Don't you like avant-industrial loungecore? / Keyboardist: Issat what you call this tripe? / Caption: The Breakup! / Keyboardist: Oi, take yer freaky pet with you, ya weirdo. / Drummer: What the bloody 'ell?! / [[The Duchess has used the enfisherizer on the drummer.]] / Caption: Afterwards: / [[The Womble plays a flute. The Duchess plays a violin.]]|
|Unity: Whump||Juni: Aww, you mammals, with your silly two holes. Which one should I play with first?
/ Sam: Uh, the front one. Um, not that I mind, but what's gotten into you all the sudden? / Juni: Hey, wait, are we rotating? We shouldn't be rotating yet.
/ Sam: Right, change the subject.
/ Pod: [[Homin]] Now approaching destination. Please take your seat.
/ Juni: Oh crap, something must have gone wrong. We need to get back into- / <
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