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Sketchbook: Dancer [[a dancer, with vaguely stripey features]]
Sketchbook: Wild fluffies of the serengeti [[overhead view of plaid Fluffy on all fours, walking over mottled landscape, tail lashing]]
Sketchbook: Emu [[emu]]
Sketchbook: Cowasite [[a parasite which looks somewhat cow-ish]]
Sketchbook: Kilroy parasite [[a parasite which looks like kilroy]]
 
Sketchbook: Friendly parasites [[the parasites are saying hi]]
Sketchbook: I will see you at the end of the world [[mushroom cloud!]]
Sketchbook: Three random things pseudo-Cherry: I feel woozy... / Tux: I actually prefer FreeBSD. / pseudo-Jen: WHAT THE HELL?!
THE GIANT MUTANT STAR-GOAT
Sketchbook: Self-Portraits From An Alternate Reality [[a view from fluffy's perspective where fluffy has zebra-striped skin]]
 
Sketchbook: Scissor-Beaked Heron [[a heron with scissors for a beak]]
Sketchbook: Convalescence [[a mouthless four-breasted creature lies on a bed, its right arm amputated, its left chained to the wall. A key to the chain lies just out of reach, its bladder swollen with urine and leaking slightly.]] / Convalescence: n. The gradual recovery of health and strength after surgery or illness / a song fight
Sketchbook: Convalescence Convalescence: n. The gradual recovery of health and strength after surgery or illness / A song fight
Sketchbook: A portrait of John K A caricature of John Kricfalusi giving the thumbs-up
Sketchbook: My Two Selves RL-fluffy standing next to VR-fluffy.
 
Sketchbook: Meditations In Plaid fluffy, meditating
Sketchbook: Mammal A mammal-snake. It is blue with purple spots. It is wearing a t-shirt, but has no arms to go through the holes.
Sketchbook: Winter coat A cheetah girl with spiky black hair wears a light-blue fur coat over a blue shirt and a purple skirt.
Sketchbook: Floatyspace In a white room, fluffy laying on the ground, a floating purple sealion above.
Sketchbook: Dappled Penguin A purple penguin, with orange spots and green feet, wielding a cane and a top hat.
 
Sketchbook: fluffy: model sheet [fluffy, wearing a yellow shirt and standing with arms outstretched]
Unity: Awakening (Ugh, my head.) / (Where am I?) / (I seem to be in a room of some sort.) / (Yes, very insightful, ...) / (Uh...) / (What's my name?)
Unity: Observance (Okay, I'm in a strange room...) / (Blanking on my name, but I'm sure I know it. (Do I?)) / (Right foot is rather sore...) / (This looks like a comm unit... (What's that?)) / (H-Hello?) / ((Is that really my voice?))
Unity: Beginning Comm: Officer Melrose? You are awake? / Melrose: I... I suppose. / Comm: I will send a doctor for you. / Melrose [thought]: Doctor? Am I in a hospital? *Officer* Melrose? Officer *Melrose*? / Doctor [entering] Ah, ... Melrose, is it? How are you feeling? / Melrose: A bit... confused. / Doctor Well, hopefully that won't last for very long.
Unity: If wishes were fishes Doctor: Would you prefer for me to call you Juni? / Juni: I don't know, should I? / Doctor: Hm, I was afraid of this. Please, sit. / Doctor: Juni Melrose, Organeer First Class. Your name, and your official title. / Doctor: You were... working, and there was an incident. / Doctor: We're not entirely sure what happened, and we were hoping you could clear it up for us. / Juni: I wish I could.
 
Unity: Orbital dynamics are easy Doctor: Well, tell me, what DO you remember? / Juni: I'm not sure... I remember things like what things are, like you're a doctor and that's a pneumatic stethoscope around your neck... / Juni: and what's coming to mind are things like orbital dynamics and temporal dilation and how to integrate the inertial moment of a hypersphere but... I don't... / Juni: I don't remember how it got there... I don't remember anything happening before I woke up just now.
Unity: Interruptions Doctor: Well, you mentioned a few techie things, so maybe you could tell me if you remember anything about your j- / Doctor's communication thingy: *DEET* / Doctor: Jarbreeze. One moment. / Doctor: Hi, I'm with a patient, can I c- / Doctor: No, I am still eval- / Doctor: I see. All right. / Doctor: It seems I need to release you now. / Juni: But I- / Doctor: Sorry, Officer Melrose... let me show you th- / Roarke: [SHOUTING REALLY LOUD] I WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE / Doctor: Apparently you are quite in demand.
Unity: Outside in Roarke: I apologize for the precipitous departure, but due to the sensitive nature of your work we couldn't risk anything with you in your present state. / Juni: (Can I trust him? Do I have a choice?) / Roarke: You are much too important to the habitat to risk your recovery. / Juni: Habitat? / Juni: Oh... / Roarke: Welcome home, Juni.
Unity: Familiarity Juni: It seems so... familiar. (I'm on a space ship.) / Roarke: It should. You have lived here your whole life. / Juni: (it rotates for centripetal force) (a=v^2/r) (light heat power from H2 plasma) (rotating shield for day cycle) (constructed ecosystem) (how do I know this?) / Roarke: I hope I did not scare you earlier when I came on so strong, by the way. You know how I am when I'm doing my job. / [Breeze, and you walked in on him doing that? Ha, what a kessel!] / [Yeah, I know!] / Juni: I don't, actually. (we must be friends) / Roarke: Oh, right. Sorry. / Juni: (is that me?)
Unity: Self-awareness Roarke: Agent Samuel Roarke reporting. I have Officer Juni Melrose, and we are heading to its residence. / Juni: Excuse me, did you just refer to me as "it?" / Roarke: Well, of course. That is how you have always preferred others to refer to you. / Roarke: You are a neutrois, after all. / Juni: Oh.
 

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