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| Sketchbook: Dancer | [[a dancer, with vaguely stripey features]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061013.php |
| Sketchbook: Wild fluffies of the serengeti | [[overhead view of plaid Fluffy on all fours, walking over mottled landscape, tail lashing]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061015.php |
| Sketchbook: Emu | [[emu]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061017.php |
| Sketchbook: Cowasite | [[a parasite which looks somewhat cow-ish]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061019.php |
| Sketchbook: Kilroy parasite | [[a parasite which looks like kilroy]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061021.php |
| Sketchbook: Friendly parasites | [[the parasites are saying hi]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061023.php |
| Sketchbook: I will see you at the end of the world | [[mushroom cloud!]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061025.php |
| Sketchbook: Three random things | pseudo-Cherry: I feel woozy... / Tux: I actually prefer FreeBSD. / pseudo-Jen: WHAT THE HELL?! http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061027.php |
| THE GIANT MUTANT STAR-GOAT | |
| Sketchbook: Self-Portraits From An Alternate Reality | [[a view from fluffy's perspective where fluffy has zebra-striped skin]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061031.php |
| Sketchbook: Scissor-Beaked Heron | [[a heron with scissors for a beak]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061102.php |
| Sketchbook: Convalescence | [[a mouthless four-breasted creature lies on a bed, its right arm amputated, its left chained to the wall. A key to the chain lies just out of reach, its bladder swollen with urine and leaking slightly.]] / Convalescence: n. The gradual recovery of health and strength after surgery or illness / a song fight http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070123.php |
| Sketchbook: Convalescence | Convalescence: n. The gradual recovery of health and strength after surgery or illness / A song fight http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070125.php |
| Sketchbook: A portrait of John K | A caricature of John Kricfalusi giving the thumbs-up http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070127.php |
| Sketchbook: My Two Selves | RL-fluffy standing next to VR-fluffy. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070129.php |
| Sketchbook: Meditations In Plaid | fluffy, meditating http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070131.php |
| Sketchbook: Mammal | A mammal-snake. It is blue with purple spots. It is wearing a t-shirt, but has no arms to go through the holes. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070202.php |
| Sketchbook: Winter coat | A cheetah girl with spiky black hair wears a light-blue fur coat over a blue shirt and a purple skirt. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070204.php |
| Sketchbook: Floatyspace | In a white room, fluffy laying on the ground, a floating purple sealion above. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070206.php |
| Sketchbook: Dappled Penguin | A purple penguin, with orange spots and green feet, wielding a cane and a top hat. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070208.php |
| Sketchbook: fluffy: model sheet | [fluffy, wearing a yellow shirt and standing with arms outstretched] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070210.php |
| Unity: Awakening | (Ugh, my head.)
/ (Where am I?) / (I seem to be in a room of some sort.) / (Yes, very insightful, ...)
/ (Uh...)
/ (What's my name?) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070212.php |
| Unity: Observance | (Okay, I'm in a strange room...)
/ (Blanking on my name, but I'm sure I know it. (Do I?)) / (Right foot is rather sore...) / (This looks like a comm unit... (What's that?)) / (H-Hello?)
/ ((Is that really my voice?)) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070214.php |
| Unity: Beginning | Comm: Officer Melrose? You are awake?
/ Melrose: I... I suppose.
/ Comm: I will send a doctor for you. / Melrose [thought]: Doctor? Am I in a hospital? *Officer* Melrose? Officer *Melrose*? / Doctor [entering] Ah, ... Melrose, is it? How are you feeling?
/ Melrose: A bit... confused.
/ Doctor Well, hopefully that won't last for very long. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070216.php |
| Unity: If wishes were fishes | Doctor: Would you prefer for me to call you Juni?
/ Juni: I don't know, should I?
/ Doctor: Hm, I was afraid of this. Please, sit. / Doctor: Juni Melrose, Organeer First Class. Your name, and your official title.
/ Doctor: You were... working, and there was an incident.
/ Doctor: We're not entirely sure what happened, and we were hoping you could clear it up for us.
/ Juni: I wish I could. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070219.php |
| Unity: Orbital dynamics are easy | Doctor: Well, tell me, what DO you remember?
/ Juni: I'm not sure... I remember things like what things are, like you're a doctor and that's a pneumatic stethoscope around your neck...
/ Juni: and what's coming to mind are things like orbital dynamics and temporal dilation and how to integrate the inertial moment of a hypersphere but... I don't... / Juni: I don't remember how it got there... I don't remember anything happening before I woke up just now. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070221.php |
| Unity: Interruptions | Doctor: Well, you mentioned a few techie things, so maybe you could tell me if you remember anything about your j-
/ Doctor's communication thingy: *DEET*
/ Doctor: Jarbreeze. One moment. / Doctor: Hi, I'm with a patient, can I c-
/ Doctor: No, I am still eval-
/ Doctor: I see. All right.
/ Doctor: It seems I need to release you now.
/ Juni: But I- / Doctor: Sorry, Officer Melrose... let me show you th-
/ Roarke: [SHOUTING REALLY LOUD] I WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE
/ Doctor: Apparently you are quite in demand. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070223.php |
| Unity: Outside in | Roarke: I apologize for the precipitous departure, but due to the sensitive nature of your work we couldn't risk anything with you in your present state.
/ Juni: (Can I trust him? Do I have a choice?) / Roarke: You are much too important to the habitat to risk your recovery.
/ Juni: Habitat? / Juni: Oh...
/ Roarke: Welcome home, Juni. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070226.php |
| Unity: Familiarity | Juni: It seems so... familiar. (I'm on a space ship.)
/ Roarke: It should. You have lived here your whole life.
/ Juni: (it rotates for centripetal force) (a=v^2/r) (light heat power from H2 plasma) (rotating shield for day cycle) (constructed ecosystem) (how do I know this?) / Roarke: I hope I did not scare you earlier when I came on so strong, by the way. You know how I am when I'm doing my job.
/ [Breeze, and you walked in on him doing that? Ha, what a kessel!]
/ [Yeah, I know!]
/ Juni: I don't, actually. (we must be friends) / Roarke: Oh, right. Sorry.
/ Juni: (is that me?) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070228.php |
| Unity: Self-awareness | Roarke: Agent Samuel Roarke reporting. I have Officer Juni Melrose, and we are heading to its residence.
/ Juni: Excuse me, did you just refer to me as "it?" / Roarke: Well, of course. That is how you have always preferred others to refer to you. / Roarke: You are a neutrois, after all.
/ Juni: Oh. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070302.php |
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