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Unity: Afterparty Corentin: Ah, Juni, Tamu... we are glad you could make it. / Tamu: Hello Chandra, Kandra. I see your discoveries are coming along. / Juni: Hi. / Purple dinosaur thing: yes, quite! to hear of our precursors... / Corentin: Thanks in no small part to you both! The insight you gave us was particularly helpful,...
Unity: After-afterparty walk Juni: So, I just have to ask... those two, who gave the lecture...? / Tamu: Yes, Chandra and Kandra Corentin. Twin siblings. Fellow science officers of yours, and quite the pair. The one is autistic, you see, so the other speaks for them both. / Tamu: Quite blood-warming, really... they share everything...
Unity: Foment Juni: So where did Sam go, anyway? / Tamu: Oh, he didn't tell you? He decided to go home early. / Tamu: Actually, I had been hoping to talk about your working relationship with him... / Tamu: He has been under a lot of stress for the past round, and the pressure is getting to him. He's grown a bit......
Unity: It's oh so quiet Juni: Sam? I'm home. / Juni: Sam? / Juni: [[thinking]] Quiet. / [[Juni walks into the bedroom room with the purple jacket folded over one arm. A note lies on the bed, written in Hiero.]] / Juni: [[reading]] Dear Juni, I'm sorry, but I need some time <[[in Sam's voice]]to think about things|[[in internal...
Unity: a hollow voice says [[Juni sleeps.]] / Voice: Keep running. / [[Juni sees a Kayohash silhouetted by a circle of light.]] / Voice: Keep running. / Voice: You can't get away. / Juni: Who are you? / Voice: You can't get away. / Voice: I am right behind you Juni.
 
Unity: Entanglement [[things in a paper-cutout style]] / Juni: Who are you? / Other Juni: Why, I'm you, of course. Of all the people to forget. / Other Juni: [[appearing as a human]] But I guess your're not feeling quite yourself lately. / Juni: [[thinking]] Careful who you play with. / Juni: [[appearing as a slug]] What?...
Unity: Juni drops the K-bomb Juni: OW! Jar-breezing Kessel on a mother's foetal spray! / Juni: [[thinking]] Ow, my tail... / Juni: [[thinking]] Gah, what a weird dream... I haven't had one of those in a while. / Juni: [[thinking]] When was the last time? / Juni: [[internal non-voice]] About a round ago / Juni: [[thinking]] Hmm, yeah,...
Unity: In Rememoriam Juni: Where would I keep it? / Juni: [[inner non-voice]] Drawer? / Juni: Oh yeah, there it is. / Juni: Hi, Tamu, I'm sorry to wake you so early but something happened and now I can remember some things! / Tamu: Huh? / Tamu: Oh, uh... Like what, exactly? / Juni: Um... like how to call you on a data node,...
Unity: Wired a little differently Tamu: Well, you do certainly seem to be back to your old self, Juni. So, tell me, what brought this on? / Juni: I had a dream. / Juni: I was talking to myself... I mean literally, to a another me. And when I woke up, I realized I could remember some things. / Tamu: I see. And in this dream, were you nude? / Juni:...
Unity: Live nude physicists Juni: Why is everybody staring?! / Tamu: You really don't know? Oh, for... Juni. You're stark naked. / Juni: I know. What's your point? / Tamu: Well it's not considered entirely conventional in our polite society. / Juni: So? After being in that place for so long I just got used to not having... / Juni:...
 
Unity: On point Tamu: I take it Sam is not presently working for you? He would never have allowed you to go out in such a state. / Juni: I never even got a chance to talk to him. He's staying with his sister. / Juni: Left a note saying things were too crazy... wanted me to wait to find him until I remembered how to....
Unity: What, what, what? Juni: What building is this? I thought computational psychiatry was across campus. / Tamu: Mm, well, given yesterday, I doubt it would be wise to put you in the same room as the simulation supernode again. / Juni: What? It's fine. If I go nuts again, you can just zap me. I'm not even wearing anything...
Unity: Justifiable skepticism Tamu: Fortunately it's fivesday, so we don't have to worry about lab availability. / Juni: Lab? Where are you taking me? / Tamu: Oh, don't be so fatalistic. We are going to experiment. / Juni: With what? / Tamu: With you, to figure out how it is the machine can talk to you. / Juni: Doesn't it just send...
Unity: Internal Dialog Juni: [[ thinking]] How did my life even come to this, lying on a cold metal table while an absent-minded psychiatrist runs random and ill-conceived experiments on my memory? / Juni: [[thinking]] Sure, he's my superior officer and and my friend, but maybe I should just live with what I have? / Juni: [[Internal...
Journal: Feeling sluggish Caption: So, I caught that cold that's been going around. / Caption: They say it's not important how you look, what matters is how you feel. / Caption: I feel slimy.
 
Random: Woot Surgery : One Day, One Doctor (SM) [[box]] side deal: Save up to 60% -- Great penis and breast modifications. / [[link]] discuss this side deal (5 comments) [[link]] be a woot sponsor / [[title]] surgery.woot! [[selected tab]] today's woot [[tab]] the blog [[tab]] the community [[tab]] write us [[tab]] your account [[tab]] what is woot? / Hi....
Sketchbook: Roughly to scale [[Sam and Juni are standing by fluffy, and speaking in Hiero]] / fluffy: I am sorry that you have had a lessened existence. / Sam: The time that we were hoping to be is something we need to find. / Juni: My hope is diminished.
Unity: Butter-fried Juni: [[ non-voiced thought]] ~!#], / Tamu: Juni, what do you remember about your species? / Juni: Enough to know they're unpleasant. What are you doing? That smells bad. / Juni: [[non-voiced thought]] [[squiggles]] / Tamu: Can you be more specific? Anything physiological? / Juni: No... they only really...
Journal: 2008/03/10: New glasses Caption: So, I finally decided to start wearing my new glasses. My prescription isn't very strong, so even a tiny increase means it's doubled in strength. / fluffy: [[thinking]] I am getting so old. / fluffy: [[thinkgin]] I'm amost 30 / fluffy: [[thinking]] -0.5 diopters?! Jeeze. / Caption: Since I have...
Sketchbook: Alternatives fluffy, as a human of sorts (with the requisite two pairs of breasts and smooth crotch), with four appearances: / - Entirely plaid with yellow hair / - Zebra-striped with purple hair / - Purple with cyan hair / - Plaid except for the face and hands (as if wearing a skin-tight bodysuit), with brown hai...
 
Unity: More internal dialog subJuni: This isn't the way it's supposed to be. / Juni: But that's the way it is. / subJuni [human]: Why don't you simply *tell* them? / Juni: Tell them what? / subJuni [platypus]: Tell them what they want to know. You know what you are and what they want to know about you. / Juni: That's personal. / subJuni:...
Unity: Clouds were touching the sky Juni: That isn't natural, you know. / subJuni: Why would anybody think it was? / Juni: I have always wanted to see it up close. / subJuni: You relaize that this is just a dream. / Juni: I know. / Juni: It is very small. / subJuni: [[now with fur and platypus bill]] Yes, it is much larger in reality. Much...
Unity: Waking up Juni: That is still not quite right. Too small to be realistic. Where is the circadian shield? / subJuni: [[now noodle with head]] You are misisng the importance. / Juni: I know. What am I supposed to be looking for? I am lost. / subJuni: Yes. / subJuni: Exactly. / Voice: Officer Melrose? / Liam Goldberg:...
Unity: Factors Juni: Wh.. what happened? / Goldberg: You had a seizure. A quite major one. / Goldberg: Officers Haring and Tzernekov are somewhat reluctant to give me any more information. / Goldberg: Breezing secretive government types... / Goldberg: I don't suppose you know if you have a history of this happening......
Unity: Silent in the morning Tamu: You certainly gave us quite a scare, Juni. / Sasha: ,:;., .:? / Juni: Oh, much better now. Thank you, Sasha. / Tamu: Goodness... Not to be a bother so soon, but Juni, how did you... / Juni: What? / Sasha: -! / Tamu: You answered Sasha before her translator could broadcast. / Juni; Oh, now I see what...
 
Unity: Mood swings Tamu: Electroreception? You never mentioned that you could sense currents! / Juni: Well, I'm sure that you never told me that you were charge-deaf. / Tamu: It explains so much...! My... The emitter, why the still respond to the proto- / Juni: Why are you making such a big deal about this? / Sasha: {;? / Tamu:...
Sketchbook: 13 going on 30 [age 13] / Interests: Computer programming, making music, video games. / Short straight brown hair / Short-sleeved solid t-shirt, untucked / Pudgy / Loose-fitting jeans / Sneakers / [age 30] / Interests: same / Long wavy brown hair (turning gray) / Short-sleeved solid t-shirt, tucked / Pudgy / Belt / Loose-fitting...
Journal: 2008/05/08: Taking control fluffy: [[thinking]] Ugh, I'm tired of these shows. I wonder if my TiVo has any good suggestions to watch... / fluffy: [[thinking]] Wait, what am I thinking? This isn't empowerment, it's entrapment! / fluffy: [[thinking]] I'm wasting time on this crap. I don't need to see if I'm smarter than a fifth...
Random: Every New Yorker Cartoon [[A chef is presenting a bowl of soup to a man]] / Man: My good man, I said "consummate," not "consummé!"
Unity: Checking out Juni: Thank you for your concern, Doctor Goldberg, but I really must be leaving. / Goldberg: You're certain that you're fine? Officer Haring- / Juni: Officer Haring does not know what he's talking about. / Goldberg: Well he said you were ready to go home but I wasn't certain. / Juni: Oh. Well, I guess...
 

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