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| Unity: Needing explanations | Kali Rosha: You see, you and he, no signs of manipulation, he with her, you alone? Severely modified.
/ Juni: Oh, I see... / Kali: So, Melrose: Were you attempting to pull a rag over my feelers, hm? Distract me from a real story with this fabrication?
/ Juni: What? No, I just needed- / Kali: You expect... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070518.php |
| Unity: Something of interest | [[In a beverage-serving facility of some sort]]
/ Juni: ...and that's all I know about what's going on.
/ Kali: I see. It is of interest. Why did you come to me, then? / Juni: You're the only person I've... met... who doesnt seem to be involved.
/ Kali: As far as you know. Coming to me may have put you... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070521.php |
| Unity: Realization | Kali: You said you left Roarke at the beach, correct? Why has he not called you?
/ Juni: I don't have a comm... He seems to handle all my affairs. / Kali: In that case, it is likely that your absence may cause more consternation. I suggest you return to your residence.
/ Juni: Okay...
/ Kali: I will start... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070523.php |
| Random: Formerly-meaningful phrase theatre | And now it's time for...
/ Formerly-meaningful phrase theatre!!! / 1: I did not know you were diabetic
/ 2: Well I am not taking this insulin for my health http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070525.php |
| Unity: Waiting up | Sam: Oh, you're back! Good, I was starting to worry. I figured you'd come home, but you weren't here. Where did you go? / Juni: I just needed to clear my head. / Sam: Didn't that already hap-
/ Juni: Seriously, do you like to sleep on the couch? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070530.php |
| Unity: Complication | Sam: Juni, wait, I... I'm sorry. There's things I can't tell you, and I could probably handle it better.
/ Sam: You're in a very sensitive position with a huge amount of influence, and if things go wrong it could have an enormous impact on Unity.
/ [[Juni looks angry.]] / Sam: So it's interesting that... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070601.php |
| Unity: Realization | Juni: You were spying on me?!
/ Sam: Not me personally, but it's my job to make sure you are safe.
/ Juni: You are involved, then. Those pictures- / Sam: Tamu's idea. Did they jog your memory any?
/ Juni: I'll jog-
/ Juni: You lied to me.
/ Sam: Now wait a mom-
/ Juni: You lied to me! / Sam: Crap, not again...
/ Sam:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070604.php |
| Unity: Awakening | Juni: [[thinking]] Ugh, my head.
/ Juni: [[thinking]] Where am I? / Juni: [[thinking]] I seem to be a in a room of some sort.
/ Juni: [[thinking]] Yes, very insightful,... / Juni: [[thinking]] Uh...
/ Juni: [[thinking]] What the breeze just happened? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070606.php |
| Unity: Continuing | Orderly: [[unseen behind door]] Officer Melrose? You are awake?
/ Juni: Yes.
/ Orderly: I will send a doctor for-
/ Juni: No, don't bother. I'm sure Sam Roarke is there. Send him. / Orderly: Are you sure?
/ Juni: Yes , there is no pont to me seeing a doctor.
/ Orderly: Very well. / Sam: Juni, I'm sorry... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070608.php |
| Unity: Head, ache | Juni: I suppose that there's some sort of implant in my brain?
/ Sam: Yes, but it's probably not what you're thinking. / Juni: I'm thinking I'm part of some sort of sick experiment.
/ Sam: Well, you didn't think it was so sicxk when you started it. / Sam: I had my objections but you know how... Well,... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070611.php |
| Journal: You say you went a (solar) revolution | fluffy: Hey, sorry to interrupt the story, but I just wanted to say that today is my birthday.
/ RL fluffy: Well, it's my birthday too, yeah. / fluffy: You say it's your birthday?
/ RL fluffy: We're gonna have a good time! / fluffy: I'm glad it's your birthday!
/ RL fluffy: Happy birthday to you!
/ fluffy:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070614.php |
| Sketchbook: Chimeric | A girl with purple hair and blue eyes, who is from the neck down colored pink with purple splotches, aside from her tummy and chest (which has two pairs of breasts) which are white. She wears a green t-shirt, and nothing else, showing her smooth crotch with only a peehole. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070616.php |
| Sketchbook: Sketchfu | pink rodent thing: Sigh, it's so rainy / pink rodent thing: I wish the sun would SHINE http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070618.php |
| Journal: Twilight Plaidness | This is why I haven't gotten any comics done in a while:
/ [[Midna from Zelda: Twilight Princess is riding on a plaid wolf, presumably a representation of fluffy in the role of Link]]
/ Midna: You are my bitch. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070620.php |
| Journal: The one thyme I come up with an original joke... | fluffy: Hee hee, I know, I could do a comic about Mussolini... where the trains are using time as fuel. [Shoveling clocks?] And then he's all "That's not what I meant!"
/ fluffy: I'll save this for when I have time to draw. / [[One week later]]
/ fluffy: Oh hey, a new xkcd... "Thyme?"
/ xkcd: "Corns,... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070703.php |
| Journal: For the birds | [[fluffy is sitting at a bench at the beach, doodling.]]
/ fluffy: What to draw? Hm, those trash cans kinda look like congregating aliens... / fluffy: Aww, they're cute! I should do this sort of thing more oft-- Huh?
/ bird poo: < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070809.php |
| Unity: Unintended demonstration | Juni: Then what's with the whole knocking-me-out thing?
/ Sam: Safety protocol. To protect yourself and others. / Sam: If it seems like you're about to go crazy again I squeeze this and say "protocol twelve," which delivers-
/ <<*fzt*>> / Sam: Oops.
/ [[Juni lies on the floor, stunned.]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070810.php |
| Unity: Reveal | Juni: Ugh... my head.
/ Sam: Oh, good, you're all right. Um, sorry.
/ Juni: Where am I?
/ [juni]: [lemur autopsy]
/ Juni: [huh?] / Sam: Tamu said this time I should just, uh, carry you the rest of the way since you're long overdue for an introduction.
/ [juni]: [enzymatic tryptophan]
/ Juni: T- to Tamu?
/ [juni]:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070811.php |
| Unity: Chatter | Sam: and so when the implant went active, you went a teeny bit psychotic.
/ [juni]: [rambling butter jelly]
/ Sam: Tamu decided it would be best to copy
/ [juni]: [occasional noun]
/ Sam: your brain and wipe your memories, and try to
/ [juni]: [paper mill]
/ Sam: work it out.
/ [juni]: [antonio vitamin test]
/ Juni:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070813.php |
| Unity: Scene from the hallway | Juni: So many *words*... they don't make *sense*, why don't they make *sense?!*
/ Sam: Ssh, Juni... it'll be all right. Tamu is on his way.
/ Juni: and the smells... colors...
/ [juni]: [contemporary beef chattle] / Juni: But what they mean...
/ Juni: It needs me.
/ Sam: Juni? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070915.php |
| Unity: Going solo | Sam: [[off-panel]] Juni! Open the door!
/ Juni: I know what you are.
/ Machine voice: termite anuerysm / Juni: And I know that you need me... just like I need you.
/ Juni: I hope we can do this as painlessly as possible.
/ Machine voice: [[empty word balloon]] / Juni: ...even though I just slammed my tail... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070917.php |
| Unity: The arctangent of solitude | Juni Machine: Do you really think I'm that stupid? I'm not falling for this trick again.
/ Juni: Trick? What do you mean?
/ Sam: [[outside]] Who are you talking to?
/ Juni: ow ow ow / Juni Machine: Don't play dumb. Simulated input? [[blue text]] [Maybe an actor] Either way I know myself too well.
/ Juni:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070919.php |
| Unity: Gopher broke | Juni: So, you. You're that voice in my head, putting thoughts there. Through the thing in my brain.
/ Juni Machine: What are you talking about?
/ Juni: Your voice. It sounds like when... it's the same voice as in the back of my mind. / Juni Machine: Don't be stupid. That's just your subconscious. ... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070921.php |
| Sketchbook: The main cast of Unity | A badly-scribbled Sam, Juni, and Kali stand side-by-side. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070922.php |
| Unity: Hard to swallow | Juni Machine: So they were telling me the truth. I'm not sure whether to be angry or afraid.
/ Juni: The truth?
/ Juni: What's going on? / Juni Machine: "Juni, you're having a nervous breakdown. Juni, we're not sure what to do. Juni, blah blah blah. Juni, we're copying your brain to try to see what... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070924.php |
| Unity: The naked truth | Tamu: Your partner brought you to me because he feels you need a psychiatric evaluation.
/ Juni: What happened? / Tamu: Apparently you were talking to yourself, and then you passed out.
/ Juni: Am I naked? Why am I naked?
/ Green person: Do you feel you must be naked for a reason? / Juni: Is this going... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070926.php |
| Unity: The birds know | Tamu: Apparently you were somehow in direct communication with your mind-clone. Sam managed to record a decent amount of it. What happened is quite interesting...
/ Juni: [[on screen]] Data node? 500 meters per second. C2H5OH. As long as it needs to be.
/ Juni: [[on screen]] When did I have a pet?
/ Juni:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070928.php |
| Sketchbook: Tamu Haring, early sketch work | [[sketch of Tamu, 3/4 view.]] / [[contruction sketch of Tamu, face-on]] / [[sketch of Tamu, profile view]] / [[another profile sketch of Tamu, right foot ahead of left]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20070929.php |
| Unity: Lecture | Tamu: Ah, Sam, you're back. Juni, Sam's brought you a change of clothes so we can go to the lecture.
/ Juni: Lecture?
/ Juni: [[to Sam]] I'm sorry.
/ Sam: We'll talk later. / Tamu: Yes, the initial findings from officers Corentin about the recently-discovered Homin repository.
/ Juni: I'm sorry, you'll... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20071001.php |
| Unity: Their perception of things | Corentin: ... now know that the Homin had a rich tapestry of gods: the pantheon was kept in the minds of the people through a tradition of visual storytelling along their 7-day cycle -- although their days were shorter, making it only one day longer than our 5-day dec -- though many were so devout as... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20071003.php |
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