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|Journal: The payoff, pt. 2||fluffy: Oh, hey Spud! / Spud: Hey! / fluffy: Hey, these are Ross and Erin, friends of mine from college... and this is Spud, the guy who runs the site these days, though he never admits it. / Spud: Now , that's not true! / fluffy: See what I mean? / fluffy: Hey, guys! When did you get here? I didn't see...|
|Journal: The payoff, pt. 3||ifpo238: Hey, fluffy? I'm ifpo238... It was great to see you perform earlier. / fluffy: Really? Thanks! I wasn't sure how good I sounded... / ifopo238: Yeah, a couple times I could tell you couldn't hear yourself, but you handled it really well! / fluffy: [[imagines Self-Worth-O-Meter rising closer to "glenn"]] / Dr...|
|Journal: Dream: Friendly fondling||fluffy: Waiting for the bathroom? / Lizard: Yeah, it's just one of those days I guess. / fluffy: Heh. Women or misc? / Lizard: Women. / fluffy: Know if misc is taken? / Lizard: No idea. / fluffy: I don't know why they bother anyway. I mean, each one only has one toilet anyway. / Lizard: Tradition, I guess. / Lizard:...|
|Journal: Please stand by||fluffy: Hi. You may have noticed that I haven't posted any comics lately, or anything else for that matter. / fluffy: I do still have plenty of Austin comics left to draw, and of course the ongoing random stuff in my life. But I've been too busy to do anything of substance. / fluffy: This is mostly...|
|Journal: Common occurrence||[[fluffy walks by restroom doors labeled with the male symbol in blue and the female symbol in pink, looking at someone coming out of a third restroom door labeled with a tilde in purple, who looks back at fluffy.]]|
|Journal: Chatter||Background: and you need to get up early tomorrow so you can work on selling your car right away and the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow and have you thought about what you're going to do with your cats and also Louise said she has a grandson there and I'm sure he's a nice person so you'll have to get...|
|Journal: Family||[[fluffy sleeps holding Toby, while Shooby lies along fluffy's back.]]|
|Journal: Grids||fluffy: [[thinking]] Argh... There's got to be a way to deal with this alignment issue gracefully... / fluffy: [[thinking]] Blah, gotta coredump. / [[fluffy walks goes through a door labeled "geeks" next to a door labeled "freaks".]] / [[fluffy sits on the toilet looking at the tile floor.]] / fluffy:...|
|Journal: Missing fursons||fluffy: [[talking on the phone]] Well, the job's kinda intense right now and I'm not sure I'm getting along with the other developers, but it's fun work. Though I still haven't had time to get any furniture, or gas service. / Mom: Things should get better soon. / fluffy: Yeah, I hope so. So, how badly...|
|Journal: Dietary Defender||Sam: Okay, so what exactly is MSG, and why should people avoid it? / fluffy: It's a flavor enhancer originally extracted from seaweed, but which is now made by feeding salt and glutamic acid to pigs since their stomachs have an enzyme which catalyzes their bonding. I avoid it because it gives me migraines,...|
|Journal: Friday night||Narration: What I did yesterday: / Narration: -Finally got a checup / Doctor: [[holding a reflex hammer]] Hmmm... / Narration: -got a new inhaler / Pharmacist: [[off-panel]] It'll be just two more minutes. You're waiting for Intal, right? / fluffy: No just Ventolin. / Sign: No flu shots / Jug: K-Y Jelly...|
|Journal: Slippery when wet||fluffy: [[holding up an umbrella]] Wow, the rain's gettin' kinda heavy. Good thing I'm almost at the subway station. / fluffy: Wow, that car's movin' kinda-
|Journal: Cult dynamics||James: So, how'd you guys spend your vacations? / Antoine: Played GTA. / fluffy: Slept and played Katamari. What about you? / James: Got DDR. It's a lot of fun. / fluffy: Welcome to the cult.|
|Journal: Pet substitution complex||[[fluffy enters her apartment, numbered "203".]] / fluffy: [[thinking]] Ah, nice clean apartment, just the way I left it... / fluffy: [[thinking]] Wait, where is it? / Label: [[pointing at box shape]] big hunk of packing styrofoam I'm not sure what to do with / fluffy: [[thinking]] Ah, there it is. / fluffy:...|
|Journal: Pet substitution complex II||fluffy: Grr... that laundromat needs more dryers, and less customers.
/ Roomba: <
|Sketchbook: Tonight Shoe||THE TONIGHT SHOE / With Shoeny Carson / Shoeny: Hey Ed, what did you think of that Hasidic shoe? That was some really wild stuff: / Ed McShoehorn: Yes, sir! You are correct, sir! / Shoeny: Of course, if you were Shoeish, you'd call me a mishoegenah! / Ed: Hey-oh!!!!!!!!!|
|Journal: Something to work on||Neill: [[on MUCK as a blue lizard in a visor]] Damnit, I'm sick of just sitting around and looking busy. I'be been here 8 hours... I'm gonna ask if I can go home now. / fluffy: [[on MUCK as plaid fluffy]] He won't let you. / Neill: Watch me ask anyway. / Neill: Hey Antoine, do you mind if I take off...|
|Journal: Clothes make the||[[fluffy looks in the bathroom mirror.]]
/ fluffy: [[thinking]] Meh, this doesn't fit me anymore. If it ever fit to begin with. / [[fluffy pulls her shirt off.]]
/ fluffy: It's actually feeling kinda tight in here. / <
|Journal: Accidental comeback||[[fluffy stands on a DDR pad]]
/ fluffy: [[thinking]] Whew, I think I have enough energy for one more... / DDR Game Screen: "Lovin' You"
/ DDR Game Screen: "Ron Searle Club Mix"
/ DDR Game Screen: "Vinyl Baby"
/ fluffy: [[thinking]] Ha ha, but definitely not an 8 star one. / DDR Game: <
|Journal: The art of smalltalk||Fluffy: Aww, crap, it's gotten late... I was going to do my laundry tonight. / Sheila: Ooh, how exciting! / Antoine: Oh, so tonight ees laundry night, uh? / Label pointing at fluffy typing: cmd-L / fluffy: Well, no, originally I was going to do it on Satur- / Antoine: I do not actually want to 'ear about...|
|Journal: Pie||Jason: Hey everyone, since today is Ed's last day, we''re going to give himn a nice send-off, so here's some pie and cupcakes. / Label pointing at someone colored cyan with brown hair: Jason / Label pointing at someone colored green and yellow with purple hair: Ed / Ed: Thanks, I appreciate it. / Jason:...|
|Journal: Meta||Ed: Okay, so I've been reading some of your comics, and I thought you nailed Sheila's spirit perfectly, but I just have to ask... / fluffy: Yeah? / fluffy: [[thinking]] Eek, I hope it's not about the boobies... / Ed: Why don't I get a tail? / fluffy: What? Uh, you haven't been in a comic. / Ed: No? In the...|
|Journal: Distracting||[[fluffy and its sister walk down the street in San Francisco]] / Sister: Well, I'm just saying that your writing's pretty good. A lot of literature majors try really hard to emulate some of the forms which just come naturally to you. I think you should write more! / fluffy: Eh, I dunno. I Just write stupid...|
|Fanart: fluffy in the foresteses||a fluffy in the forest|
|Pernicious - August 1, 2005||Jen: So, yeah, that's a pretty big dam. / Jen: Pret-ty big. / Jen: So can we go now? / Jen: Mom? Dad?|
|Pernicious - August 3, 2005||So, looks like I've been abandoned. I sure didn't see that coming... / EARLIER... / Who's a good widdle girl? You are! You're our good widdle girl! / You're gonna wuv your new home SO MUCH! / Well, I thought they were talking to the DOG.|
|Journal: Flexible seating||fluffy gets to its car, and sees that it is impossible to open the driver's side door due to another car parked remarkably close to it. So fluffy considers the possibilities. 3 inches is not sufficient space for it to squeeze between the two cars, but it gets a brilliant idea! Its car, a Toyota Matrix,...|
|Pernicious - August 5, 2005||Well, I guess I can't just sit here all day. / sigh|
|Pernicious - August 8, 2005||Brr, it's cold. I should look for shelter. / No admittance without level 5 clearance / Y-yeah, right.|
|Pernicious - August 10, 2005||nnnnnNGH! / click / creeeeak / Ugh, that's so cliché.|
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