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de^x/dx: 27. Phalanges [[Jen and Roger look out over a large city in the middle of the desert]] / Jen: What sort of building is this? Back home it's a research lab. / Roger: Aye, 'twas that here too. Center point of a great city, b'fore the plague hit. / Roger: So, from another dimension? What's that like for ya? / Jen: Some...
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Breeder: 1. Alda [[Ivo and Alda sit naked in a field of grass]] / Ivo: Mm, that was just what I needed. Thank you, Alda. / Alda: it is my pleasure, mistress / Ivo: Please, dear. We are not in public. Call me Ivo. / Alda: y-yes, Miss Ivo / Ivo: I suppose that is close enough. / Ivo [holding Alda from behind]: I am glad...
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Breeder: 2. Yorda [[Ivo carries an egg to the local broodwitch]] / Ivo: Ah, good evening, Yorda. I seem to have laid yet another egg. / Yorda: Another one? It hasn't even been a ten-day since your last! / Ivo: It is my new concubine. She is... quite stimulating. / Yorda: Oh? What is her name? / Ivo: Alda... Henning, I believe. / Ivo:...
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Breeder: 3. Fingers [[Ivo lays on her back, Alda straddling her]] / Ivo: Oh, yes... Yes, I love that thing you do, with your fingers... / Alda: fingers, mistress? / Ivo: Yes, that... thing! Oh, yes, that's the one. / [[Alda runs her fingers over Ivo's neck and shoulder]] / Ivo: Don't stop.
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Breeder: 4. Insistence [[Ivo leaves her garden, blushing]] / Yorda: Mistress Ivo, another one of your eggs has hatched. Would you like to see it? / Ivo: No, I think not. Once you've seen four Melrose pups, you've seen them all, yes? / Yorda: Begging your pardon, Mistress... / Yorda; ...but I think you really ought to see this...
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Breeder: 5. Ears [[A Melrose pup lies in swaddling on the table]] / Ivo: Yes, she looks like a Melrose. Purple and squishy. What of it? / Yorda: Look at her ears. / Ivo: What of them? / Yorda: Don't they look a bit... round to you? / Ivo: So? / Yorda: Well, Shoti's are triangular, like yours. / Ivo [impatiently]: Shoti? / Yorda:...
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Sketchbook: Average Planetfall [[Two views of Planetfall - one the arithmetic mean, and one the standard deviation]]
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Breeder: 6. Flicker Ivo [drunk]: Oh, Alda, my darling concubine, I have had such a dreadful day. Would you care to rub my back? / Alda: of course, mistress / Ivo: I love that you are so dependable. / Alda: yes'm / Ivo: It was horrible. So many symposia, so many invitations... / [[Alda begins rubbing Ivo's shoulders]] / Ivo:...
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Breeder: 7. Skills [[Ivo sits cross=legged on the grass; Alda continues rubbing Ivo's shoulders]] / Ivo: Oh, Alda, I do love you so. I must know more about your unique skills. / Alda: my skills, mistress? / Ivo: Show me your fingers. / [[Alda looks down at her hands, confusedly]] / Ivo: No, not those, silly. Your talented...
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Breeder: 8. A little tree Ivo: I have never actually seen these before. Goodness, they look like a little tree! / Alda [blushing]: mistress... / Ivo: Alda, please. Call me Ivo. / Alda: Miss Ivo, these... aren't fingers. / Ivo: Well, what are they, then? / Alda [giggling]: you... you don't know...? / Alda: hee... / Alda: they are... / Alda:...
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Breeder: 9. Main squeeze Alda [sheepishly]: Miss Ivo, I was born male. / Ivo: Male? Oh, a commoner who keeps their spurs and body hair. Yes, how gauche. / Alda: that is / Alda: well / Alda: yes, but-- / Ivo: Alda, you're my concubine now. Of course you've risen above that. / Alda: i don't think you understand / Alda: Zero wanted...
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Breeder: 10. Family portrait [[A picture of Ivo and Alda standing with their eighteen daughters. Seventeen of them are clearly sexual offspring, with only a single parth in the middle.]] / Zero: and so, Ivo and Alda lived happily ever after. "ivo the Prolific" had eighteen daughters... / [[Photo caption: Ivo Melrose and Alda Henning;...
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Sketchbook: fluffychu [[Pokedex card for fluffy]] / fluffy (neuter) / PLAID type / Attacks: / * information sponge / * inadequacy projection / * passive aggression / * plaidophilia / Weaknesses: / * hobby fragmentation / * deadlines / FLUFFY, the plaid pok?mon, likes to closely observe other pok?mon that have the skills it lacks;...
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Journal: It gets better [[1996 - Las Cruces, NM]] / [[Two shadowy figures harass fluffy]] / figure 1: Hey queer! Where ya goin'? / figure 2: Hey! / fluffy [thinking]: Are they talking to me? / figure 1: I know you can hear me, ya queer faggot! / figure 2: Queeeeeeeeer! / fluffy [thinking]: There's nobody else around. / fluffy [thinking]:...
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Journal: November 20, 2010: Heavy rain [[fluffy is heading home in the pouring rain, and is soaked in many spots. Three young children are running around.]] / fluffy [thinking]: Jeeze, my feet are soaked. / Child 1: This is so awesome! / Child 2: Yeah! / Child 1 [to fluffy]: Hey, you should get wet too! / fluffy: I'm already wet. / Child 1 [taking...
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Meat: 1. Steak tartare [[A Kayohash Oracle standing at the entrance to a vegetation filled habitat is met by a Dromaiu worker. The Oracle is wearing a backpack unit connected to a black monocle-like eyepiece with a wire.]] / worker: Hello, there. Can I help you? / Oracle: Good morning. Am Zero, believe my appointment is for...
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Sketchbook: Morose [[A sepia-pencil sketch of a Kayohash looking morose]]
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Meat: 2. Pork chitterlings [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are in some kind of facility. Another Dromaiu worker is seen in the background.]] / worker: I have to admit, I'm confused about the purpose of this visit. Why has the Southern Council sent you here? / Oracle: I come with my own interest. Food production is inwardly...
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Meat: 3. Bouillon [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are looking into a barred enclosure contains several purple hominoids.]] / Oracle: These are Apes? / worker: Yes. Quite impressive, are they not? / Oracle: Yes. Big. / worker: And these are only juveniles! Right now they are nearly two meters from head to toe....
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Meat: 4. Foie gras [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are looking through a window into a room full of flexible tubes coming down from the ceiling.]] / worker: This is the breeding room. As you can see, we have several females producing calves. They are all attached to an alimentary line and milking machines. / Oracle:...
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Guest art: Jazaaboo: Three cute pictures Three images by Jazaaboo/Tal-Pas Portaxx/NeonPteranodon/etc.: / 1. Navi and Midna vie for Wind Waker Link's attention (and he is possibly confused as to who they are or sleeping under a tree or something) / 2. Vibri (from Vib-Ribbon) plays or is otherwise in the world of Bit.Trip.Beat / 3. fluffy (plaid...
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Meat: 5. Sweetbreads [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are in a mechanized meat processing facility]] / worker: This is a separation line. Forced water jets separate out the muscle, fat, bone, and organ meat for our various purposes. / Oracle: How are some uses? / worker: Muscle is food for the masses, fat is processed...
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Meat: 6. Roulade [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are in a packing room with boxes and other Dromaiu workers in the background]] / Oracle: It is... enlightening to know how are farmed. What are they like in their natural state? / worker: Ah, this question. This is as close to their natural state as they get...
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Meat: 7. Andouillette [[The Kayohash Oracle and the Dromaiu worker are in an office with pictures of apes on the wall. The worker is reaching for the top shelf of a bookcase.]] / worker: This old recording is known to be from John Halschild's first expedition to Centralia. It's in Mid Dromus, but there are several translation...
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Guest art: Torpor: fluffy [[fluffy stands looking proud]]
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Meat: 8. Prime Rib [[A video recording of the Dromaiu explorer John Halschild standing in a clearing within the wild Centralia jungle. Halschild is half out of frame]] / Halschild: Is it exposing? Landis, my boy, I had thought you knew how to operate a slit-scan. / Halschild: Well, never mind that, simply direct that end...
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Meat: 9. Tenderloin [[John Halschild is talking to the camera. A couple of other Dromaiu explorers are visible in the background. One is holding onto a worried looking Aikengyu. The are subtitles to the video.]] / Halschild: After tens of days at sea, we have finally arrived upon Opposition Island. The crew are taking a...
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Meat: 10. Langoustine [[A closeup of a broad leaf with a bug on it]] / Halschild: Yes, that insect, Landis. Does it not appear quite fragile? / Landis: No, it does! / Halschild: I believe it warrants further study. / [[A net swoops down on the insect, which flies upward]] / Halschild: Excellent! Give it to me, Landis. / [[Halschild...
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Sketchbook: Over-Under-Through [[some... things]]
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Sketchbook: Chameleon a chameleon... / [[A chameleon with horizontal stripes]] on paper / [[A fried egg]] on a fried egg / {{caption: by fluffy, age 6}}
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