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| Unity: Bureaucracy in-action | [[At the front of the line at the court house; Juni is being served by an Octona clerk]]
/ Clerk: State your name and purpose.
/ Juni: Officer Juni Melrose, here for Officer Ed Lombard's Academy tribunal. Docket 193857.
/ Clerk: What is the Hiero spelling of your name?
/ Juni: "Me-li-ró-su Yu-ni."
/ Clerk:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090818.php |
| Unity: Testimonial | [[Inside the deposition chamber]]
/ Arbiter [via communication unit]: Officer Juni Melrose? I am surprised that you would voluntarily testify.
/ Juni: I am surprised I was not requested for discovery.
/ Arbiter: Even though you were the victim of the assault, your testimonial was not deemed to be necessary. / [[External... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090820.php |
| Unity: Disbelief | [[Juni watches a recording of Ed Lombard's testimonial; screen captions read Edward Lombard and Recording: 423:87]]
/ Arbiter: Did you direct Agent Harris in the assault on Officer Melrose?
/ Ed: I directed her to miss.
/ Arbiter: Why?
/ Ed: That breezing eunuch asked me to... convinced me to, somehow.
/ Ed:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090824.php |
| Unity: Father figure | Arbiter: It was my opinion that Lombard was hostile toward you and thus prone to deception.
/ Juni: While I dislike being called a eunuch, his testimonial was basically accurate.
/ Arbiter: And your memories...?
/ Juni: Have been recovered since the last time I spoke to Lombard. And then some.
/ Arbiter:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090826.php |
| Unity: Coersion | [[Flashback: Juni lying on the memory extraction table. A strap over its neck keeps it stationary on the table, while a large blue helmet with yellow lights extracts the memories from Juni's brain. Juni does not appear to be happy.]]
/ Juni [in the present]: Anyway, at this point I actually have three... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090828.php |
| Unity: Agreeable | Arbiter: These are some extremely dire accusations you have leveled against Haring. Are there any others who may testify in support of this?
/ Juni: Yes...
/ Juni: Officers Corentin, Doctor Liam Goldberg, and my mother, [Hiero]Broodwitch Hira Melrose, who is presently in the city.
/ Arbiter:Will you be... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090831.php |
| Unity: Chance encounter | [[Juni wanders in a park]] / [[Juni is lost in thought]] / [[Juni looks up, realizing that Tanya Harris is sitting on the park bench just ahead of it.]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090902.php |
| Unity: Succinct | [[Juni tries to discreetly turn around]]
/ Tanya: Hello there, li'l critter. / Juni [[stopped in its tracks]]: Oh. Hi. How are you?
/ Tanya: Could be better. / [[Juni approaches Tanya]]
/ Juni: What's that you're reading?
/ Tanya: Story.
/ Juni: What kind?
/ Tanya: Fiction. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090904.php |
| Unity: Things left unspoken | Tanya: Gave my testimonial this mornin'. Arbiter's gonna put 'im away f'rever.
/ Juni [moving closer] I... don't think they will. / [[Tanya cocks an eye at Juni]] / Juni [sitting down]: Look, Tanya, I know it seems bleak right now but I am positive that everything is going to work out fine.
/ Tanya:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090907.php |
| Unity: Stripes and solids | [[Juni and Tanya lie naked in a field of grass, cuddling in the shade of a tree.]]
/ < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090909.php |
| Sketchbook: fluffy gets horny | [[fluffy sits on a nondescript surface in a nondescript space, showing off its new horns]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090913.php |
| Unity: Path crossing | [[Juni re-enters the courthouse]]
/ Juni [thinking]: Ugh, which chamber was I in, again?
/ Tamu [off-panel]: Juni?
/ Juni [inner non-vocalized thoughts]: 2947
/ Juni [thinking]: Right, 2947
/ Tamu: Juni! / Juni [freezing]: Tamu...?
/ Tamu: Hello, Juni.
/ Tamu: I have to say, I'm quite surprised. / Tamu: I... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090914.php |
| Random: Ashes to ashes | A: Hello, how are you today?
/ B [holding an urn]: Busy. I have to spread my father's ashes around. / A: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
/ B: Yeah, I wish he'd quit smoking. / B: He smokes five packs a day, so he makes a lot of ash. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090921.php |
| Random: Ashes to ashes, redux | A: Hello, how are you today?
/ B [holding an urn]: Busy. I have to spread my father's ashes around. / A: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
/ B: Yeah, I kept begging for him to stop the smoking. / B: But he still managed to fill the darn thing up. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090922.php |
| Unity: Chandra/Kandra Testify | [[Juni re-enters the deposition pod]]
/ Juni: Sorry I'm late. I fell asleep, and then I ran into--
/ Chandra [on-screen]: I am rather confused as to why we were given a subpoena. The summary involved something we have no knowledge of.
/ Arbiter [voice]: The case focus has shifted somewhat.
/ Arbiter: You... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090923.php |
| Unity: Falling apart | Arbiter: Could you describe the involvement of Officer Juni Melrose in your studies?
/ Chandra: Ah, Juni. So strange... Well, we were having some trouble with the device, and Juni managed to get it to work. After that point it began to behave a bit oddly.
/ Arbiter: How so?
/ Chandra: Well, it made itself... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090925.php |
| Unity: Intents vs. Expectations | Arbiter: Officer Melrose, my mammal facial expression guide shows that you are looking irritated. Was the Corentin testimonial not quite what you expected?
/ Juni: I must have taken something they said out of context.
/ Juni: Also I'm not a mammal, by the way.
/ Arbiter: Precedent establishes you as "close... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090928.php |
| Unity: Doctor's assessment | Goldberg: Melrose had been dropped off by persons unknown during a major seizure. When it awoke, it had no recollection of who or what it was. Before I could question it further, an Agent took it away.
/ Goldberg: On later visits, it had regained some of its memories, but it seemed paranoid. The topic... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20090930.php |
| Unity: No surprises | Arbiter: [[voice-over]] Officer Melrose, I find it interesting that if you had not come forward to defend Captain Lombard, we would have found him guilty of attempted murder. Your decision is admirable.
/ Arbiter: However, in doing so, you have only incriminated yourself, and shown yourself to be unfit... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091002.php |
| Sketchbook: Jazaaboo vs. the Dog-Head Girl | [[Jazaaboo/NeonPteranodon/whatever stands next to the severed head of SWIFTKILL on a wooden pike, wearing a random background WOLF!!!!!'s shrunken head as a necklace]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091003.php |
| Unity: Blue period | Sam: Yes, I was Juni's assigned Agent, I guess for the last thirty rounds. Somehow the time passed quickly.
/ Sam: But not anymore. Ugh, can't believe I spent so long...
/ Sam: The last round especially. Kept having to do so much... our relationship was in the tank, everything just went outwards...... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091005.php |
| Unity: Consequences | Arbiter: [[voice-over]] I apologize for the stress, Agent, but it would be helpful if you could describe the "Homin thing" in more detail.
/ Sam: Weird crap. Neural implants and psychotic breakdowns and brain simulations, on and on...
/ Sam: I don't even know what was going on, just that they were experimenting... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091007.php |
| Unity: Respite, fleeting | Arbiter: [[voice-over]] Officer Melrose? Are you awake and present?
/ Juni: [[cradling head in arms]] Nrh.
/ Arbiter: There are only two witnesses left on the docket... your mother , and Academy Officer Sasha Tzernikov. / Arbiter: I suspect that you would enjoy knowing that Officer Tzernikov came forward... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091009.php |
| Random: Let's Make A Deal | Emperor Monty Hall: Well, Bob, behind one of these doors is the love of your life, but behind the other two is a man-eating tiger. Which door will you choose?
/ Bob: I'll go with door number 3, Monty! / Emperor Monty Hall: Okay, but first, let's open one of the other doors.
/ Bob: What?!
/ Emperor Monty... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091010.php |
| Unity: Solidarity | Arbiter: [[voice-over, in mid-sentence]] case, how do you explain its recent behavior?
/ Sasha: [[voice-over]] Officer ME-LI-RÓ-SU's nature is one of a non-linear thought process. It is sometimes hard to understand. It needs to have the right questions asked so that it knows what to answer.
/ Arbiter:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091012.php |
| Unity: Rendezvous with Mama | [[Juni sits on a bench, talking on a data node.]]
/ Juni: Hi, this is Officer Juni Melrose. I need you to collect Hira Melrose and bring her to the central court building.
/ Juni: Okay, great. I'll transmit her data node ID.
/ Juni: She looks like me but older.
/ Juni: Oh, sorry. A Kayohash. Light purple,... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091014.php |
| Unity: Specialization is not just for insects | Juni: [[Kajoshi]] This isn't going well at all. I need you to tell them about Tsan and what the "shrine" did to everyone.
/ Hira: Why yes, this is wonderful weather we're having. It is so nice to see you.
/ Juni: Ngrrf. Mom, there are more important things than smalltalk. / Hira: There is always time... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091016.php |
| Journal: 2009/10/17: A Night at the Museum | fluffy: Hey, Shaenon, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could do me a big favor...
/ Shaenon: What?
/ fluffy: Well, I want to meet Jesse Reklaw but I have no idea what he looks like. Could point him out to me?
/ [[A greenish man looks at fluffy curiously.]] / Shaenon: Let me get this straight...... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091019.php |
| Unity: Lost in translation | Merideth: Hi there! How can I be of service?
/ Juni: Yes, this is Me-li-ró:-su Hi-ra, a consult on case number 193857. She needs a Kajoshi translator.
/ Merideth: Looking... We already have a chamber assigned. Room 2947. / Juni: Are you sure? That's my chamber.
/ Merideth: Yes, it is. 2947, Juni... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091021.php |
| Unity: Send in the clones | Shane: Yes, Merideth? Is there a problem?
/ Merideth: Yeah, this foreigner seems to be a little bit confused.
/ Juni: I'm neither. I am Officer Juni Melrose and I need a translator and a room for Hira Melrose, my mother.
/ Shane: Okay, look. / Shane: That is Juni, and that is Hira. See?
/ Merideth: No,... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20091023.php |
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