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| Journal: Growth Spurts | Narration: My younger cat, Shooby, is about a year old. This means he's finally going into his big growth spurt. He's already too big for my lap as it is, though.
/ [[Arrows labelled "Really big paws" and "Expert prevention of typing ability"]] / Narration: At this rate, this is what he'll look like... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030830.php |
| Journal: Boredom | Lately, I've been bored a disproportionate amount of the time. It's not that I have nothing to do, it's just that none of it is terribly appealing.
/ [[Cat toy]]
/ [[Dumb but painful DDR-preventing foot injury]]
/ [[Junk]] / So between napping, video games, and half-assedly cleaning my house (a square... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030831.php |
| Journal: Itch | Narration: I spent all day today inside because I was covered in spots. The itchy, red kind, all over my arms, legs, and face.
/ Fluffy: [[thinking]] Gnnh... So... itchy...
/ Narration: As opposed to the cute, playful skin coloration kind. / Narration: The other night my friend Geoff decided he really... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030901.php |
| Journal: Stairs | [[Scene: in fluffy's office in grad school. Grad student Tom is in the background, hunched over a laptop.]]
/ Random dude: Excuse me, do you know where these stairs go?
/ fluffy: Yes, they go upstairs.
/ Random dude: Upstairs where?
/ fluffy: Upstairs to the second floor. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030903.php |
| Journal: Jesse | Narration: This is my neighbor, Jesse.
/ Caption: riced out Honda Civic hatchback
/ Caption: Dur! Pot makes you so smart (and cool!)
/ Jesse: I am functionally illiterate!
/ Caption: (Yummy Bud Light!)
/ Caption: You could fit an entire Pre-Colombian tribe in his pants / Narration: Jesse is an asshole and... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030904.php |
| Journal: Trip | Narration: After last night's Jesse-inspired rum-and-coke-and-phenylalanine festival, I feel like crap.
/ Caption: note: actually drawn the night before to save time in the morning. I may not actually be hung over. / Narration: Well, time to drive for four hours across the state to visit my family!
/ Caption:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030905.php |
| Journal: Spa | On Saturday, my sister, a college friend of hers, and I went to Ojo Caliente, a spa built around a natural hot spring.
/ It was pretty relaxing. / Part of the package we got included a "wrap," where after you get hot...
/ They put you under a warm blanket to "detoxify" you. / [[The view for an hour:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030906.php |
| Journal: Aquatic Automobile Door Prize | fluffy: I had a dream that not only did Toyota come out with a low-cost amphibious automobile, but I had won one in a raffle.
/ [[fluffy is standing in front of an amphibious blue convertible. fluffy has fox ears and a tail.]] / fluffy: So of course, I took it for a spin in the water fountain at the... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030907.php |
| Journal: Chain Of Events | There's this guy I know, who I'll call Bob (since that's his name). Bob is very eager to make good things happen.
/ Bob: We need to get more computer graphics going on around here! Are you interested in the idea of starting up a local movie studio?
/ Note that eagerness does not imply competence. / So... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030921.php |
| Journal: Subway | [[fluffy is waiting around in the Washington DC subway]]
/ Woman: Excuse me... / Woman: Does this train go to Metro Center?
/ fluffy: Yeah, next stop.
/ Woman: Thanks. / fluffy: Huh. / fluffy: You'd think I lived here.
/ fluffy: Or know how to read a map. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030923.php |
| Journal: Searching | Delphine: Any other ideas where he could have gone?
/ fluffy: No...
/ Delphine: I'm really sorry about this.
/ fluffy: It's not your fault.
/ Delphine: But I feel bad about losing your cat.
/ fluffy: Please don't. You know he does this from time to time.
/ fluffy: I just wish I had some way of knowing that... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20030925.php |
| Journal: Children should only be allowed on planes as cargo | Boy: < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031009.php |
| Journal: Coming home | The first thing I saw today when I got home from Pennsylvania:
/ [[Shooby sitting on the couch]]
/ I missed you too. :) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031011.php |
| Journal: Shoes | Caption: I had a job interview today, just a backup in case the job in Pennsylvania falls through.
/ Caption: This means I had to dress up in nice clothes, including my uncomfortable dress shoes.
/ fluffy: [[Thinking]] This can't be right. / fluffy's Shoes: < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031027.php |
| Journal: Things that go splat in the night | [[fluffy and Toby are in bed]] / [[Shooby jumps on the bed]] / Shooby: [vomiting next to fluffy's head] HWARGH! < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031101.php |
| Journal: Explosion | [[Yesterday I decided to try out some fat-free potato chips. It was like a flavor explosion.]] / [[This morning I had an explosion of a different sort.]]
/ fluffy: In no way did that feel right. / [[So much for the theory that it's "perfectly safe."]]
/ This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031103.php |
| Journal: Rejection | fluffy: Don't worry, Toby. I'll let you in once I get the mail.
/ Toby: [[off-panel]] MROW! / fluffy: Hmm... Spam... Bill I've already paid online... Ooh, something from CTC? Probably my travel reimbursement! Finally... / fluffy: Or maybe not... / Letter: Thank you for your interest in Concurrent... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031104.php |
| Journal: Rubik's Cubist Homer | Narration: I got my brother a Homer Simpson's Head Rubik's Cube puzzle for Hanukkah.
/ Narration: Basically a 2x2x2 Rubik's Cube shaped like, well, Homer Simpson's head. / Narration: My brother immediately got it to where he couldn't restore it.
/ Narration: So I worked on it for a while, while "watching"... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031224.php |
| Journal: Scary pizza | Narration: I just saw an ad for Pizza Hut which claimed that their Meat Lover's pizza had "practically every meat on the planet."
/ Pizza Eater: Mmm, processed, homogenized crap! / Narration: Which makes me wonder...
/ Narration: is this just excessive hyperbole (and a disappointment to anyone who actually... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20031231.php |
| Journal: Size matters | Narration: I just got Shooby back from Delphine's house.
/ Narration: Don't be alarmed, but I think he's started growing again. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040102.php |
| Journal: New and improved!!! | Narration: What knocks the phone off the hook overnight when you're expecting an important call in the morning... / Narration: Uses the litterbox without covering it up (and then asks to be let out afterwards)... / Narration: Farts with reckless abandon...
/ fluffy: [[thinking]] Is there a gas leak? / Narration:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040121.php |
| Journal: Welcome to Albuquerque | Sign: Albuquerque City Limit
/ Sign: Elev. 5000 ft
/ [[Shooby almost fills the back window of the car.]] http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040229.php |
| Journal: Freejazz | fluffy: [[thinking]] Hmmm... Is it a bad sign when the performers aren't even visible? / fluffy: [[thinking]] I wonder if that creaking backstage door is supposed to be part of the percussion.
/ fluffy: [[thinking]] Probably not. / fluffy: [[thinking]] What is that on the screen? Is it a... oh, I guess... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040306.php |
| Journal: Albuquerque winter | [[Snow covers the ground, trees, bushes, etc.]]
/ fluffy: Yay, I missed having snow! I love the... / [[The Sun is shining and the snow is all gone.]]
/ fluffy: ... winter? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040309.php |
| Journal: Shipwrecked Conversation | Friend: We should totally have our next party on a boat. Like, I'd be the skipper, and you'd be Gilligan.
/ Brother: Heh. Yeah.
/ fluffy: And I could be Mary-Ann. / [[Brother and Friend look at fluffy. fluffy grins and bounces.]] / [[Brother and Friend back away.]]
/ fluffy: What? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040328.php |
| Journal: Bad car-ma | Computer: http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040416.php |
| Journal: Karate lessons, pt. 1 | Caption: Thursday, June 17
/ Caption: Magnolia Cafe, seating waiting area
/ Caption; Austin, TX
/ Sign: [[left arrow]] Restrooms
/ Bulletin Board Flyers: [[swastika]], "Kittens", [[face]] "$200" "Ford Truck", "Song Fight"
/ Big Sign on Bulletin Board: KARATE [[left arrow]]
/ fluffy: [[left]] Karate? In the... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040617.php |
| Journal: Catching up is hard to do | fluffy: Wow, it's been way too long since we've talked.
/ Erin: Yeah! Tell us the gossip, like what's been going on in the CS department!
/ fluffy: Er, I dunno. I quit the PhD program last December.
/ Erin: Oh.
/ fluffy: Well, what about you guys? Like, are you two ever going to get married?
/ Erin: Um,... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040618.php |
| Journal: Karate lessons, pt. 2 | [[Dr. Worm, Glenn, Hoblit, fluffy, Ken sitting around the table]]
/ Two hours (and many nachos) later...
/ fluffy: Ugh, I'm not feeling so good. I'll be right back.
/ Hoblit: Gotta take another karate lesson?
/ fluffy: Heh, yeah. / [[fluffy goes back to the 'misc' restroom]] / Fifteen minutes later
/ fluffy:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040619.php |
| Journal: The payoff, pt. 1 | Caption: June 19, 2004, 6:30 PM
/ Caption: Church of the Friendly Ghost
/ Caption: 209 Pedernales, Austin, TX
/ [[fluffy plays guitar and sings]]
/ fluffy: [[singing]] Life is like a riddle
/ fluffy: [[singing]] Stuck in the middle
/ fluffy: [[singing]] I have been such a fool
/ fluffy: [[singing]] A fool in... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20040620.php |
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