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Pernicious - November 1, 2005 She cut my hair... / She... cut... my... / HAIR! My beautiful long CAREFULLY-MAINTAINED pigtails! Without so much as an email or an action item report! / Action item report? / Some bunny is gonna PAY. / Heh, that's a pretty good pun but WHOA okay you're serious.
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Pernicious - November 4, 2005 Honestly? I thought they looked kinda dumb anyway. / WHAT?! You are mistaken. They were CUTE. / Well, sure, I mean, they're cute on little kids but you're what, sixteen? / Sixteen what? / Years? / I AM NOT A UNIT OF TIME. PLEASE MAKE SENSE, JEN.
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Pernicious - November 8, 2005 No, what I mean is... wait, how old are you, anyway? / What an odd thing to ask. / What? No it isn't. / Fine. Mass-energy is never created or destroyed, so... / About fourteen billion years, same as everything. / Huh?
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Pernicious - November 11, 2005 Argh... No, how long ago were you born? / That's not a very fair thing to ask. / Why? / It's not like I could read the time back then. / (Speaking of getting old...)
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Pernicious - November 15, 2005 You know, something bothers me about what just happened... / What, that I didn't know the answer to your silly question? Don't worry, I'm just not as perfect as you think! / (musical note)
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Pernicious - November 18, 2005 No, what Bothers me is Roger... Who is he over here? / There are differences. Not everything has to trade places. / I'm sure he has nothing to do with us. / [Meanwhile...] / ...And he's been like that ever since. / Oh, I'm so sorry... / Are you wearing my shirt?
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Pernicious - November 22, 2005 So what are we doing back in here? / Checking up on the inter-dimensional flux. / Wait, did you say "BACK in here?" / Yeah, this is where I was when everything went back to normal. / Jen! You need to tell me these things! / Then tell me to tell you these things!
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Pernicious - November 25, 2005 If the other you was just wandering around and came here, she could have done something REALLY BAD. / Oh... / Well, uh, then... when things went back to normal... / Yes? / My hand was on that knob. / AIEEE!!! / I didn't do anything though! / YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
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Pernicious - November 29, 2005 Cherry: Okay, I need to know where you were before the event ended. / Jen: Here. / Cherry: No, I know the other you moved your body into this room in this universe, but where were you-you in the other-you's body in the other one? / Jen: Here. / Cherry: What were you doing- / Jen: There was a door where that machine is right now. / Cherry: Here? / Jen: Is there an echo?
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Pernicious - December 6, 2005 Jen: What could have happened if she had done something? / Cherry: You wouldn't understand, and you're getting in the way. / Jen: Well excuse me fore breathing! / Cherry: Hm? Okay, you're excused. / Jen: So, fine. Where should I go? / Cherry: Just play wit that "bog" thing of yours. / Jen: Dog. / Cherry: I do not actually care what it is called.
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Pernicious - December 11, 2005 Jen: Jeeze, it's like talking to a carpet... / Jen: Mostly confusing. / Jen: Hm, this door looks interesting. / [[Jen opens the door and sees a big scary monster behind it.]] / Big scary monster: mruh? / [[Jen is running down the hall with the big scary monster chasing her. They pass the room where Cherry is working.]] / Jen: Aieeeeeeeeeeee / Cherry: Jen! I'm trying to work! / Big scary monster: mruh!
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Pernicious - December 17, 2005 [[Cherry comes across Jen and the Big Scary Monster in the hallway. Big Scary Monster has Jen pinned to the floor.]] / Cherry: Jen, I can't work with all this noi-- FRED!!! / Fred: mruh? / [[Fred turns to pounce Cherry]] / Fred: Mruh!!! / Cherry: Uh- / [[Cherry is barely holding Fred in her arms]] / Cherry: M-my, you've grown! / Fred: mruh! <3 / Jen: buh
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Pernicious - January 26, 2006 Jen: You know this thing? / Cherry: Yes, this is Fred! / Jen: I gathered. / Cherry: He has not been seen by me for several time periods! / Cherry: Where have you been? / Fred: MRUHmruh mruh mrumruhruh muh mruhmruhMRUH! Mruh, ruhruhmruh ruh mruh, mruh... mruhmruh, mruh. / Fred: Buhruhruhmuh mruh buh ruhmruh muh mruhmruh muhruh mruh mruhRUHruh MUHruhruh mruh MRUH, muhruhbruh! Mruh? Mruh! muhMruh, muhbruhmuh muruhuhra. mruh, mruhmruh mruh, buhruh buhruh! / Jen: Can you understand this? / Cherry: Not a word! But he loves to talk.
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2006/06/03: The Situation BOSS: This, shall we say, situation with Sarducci has gotten out of hand. I want you to send him a message. / HITMAN: Sure thing, boss. / [[SOON...]] / Letter taped to apartment door: Dear Mr. Sarducci, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from playing your stereo at 2:00 AM, as I get up early in the morning to teach Pilates. Sincerely, George Ackermann, Apartment 309. P.S. Could you watch after my cat Mr. Picklesworth next weekend?
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Shadowbox Confessional [[In a confessional booth]] / Girl: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. / [[The reverend waits for more.]] / Reverend: Yes, do go on? / Girl: Oh. / Girl: Well. Where to begin... / Girl: I have so many things to confess to. / Reverend: Why don't you start with the simplest, then? / Girl: Well, okay. / Girl: I... I used the last bit of mayonnaise. / Reverend: ...And? / Girl: Well, I bought a new jar to replace it. But that's not important. / Reverend: Er, okay... / Girl: Also, I parked at a meter and it expired, and instead of paying the fine I just added more money before I got a ticket. / Reverend: But you didn't get a ticket? / Girl: Right. / Reverend: So why would you pay a fine? / Girl: Because I was parked illegally! / Reverend: Be that as it may, you did not commit any sort of sin. / Girl: Really? / Reverend: Yes, and it is the same with the mayonnaise. / Girl: Oh. / Girl: What about when I took a thirty-seven-minute shower? / Reverend: Not a sin! / Girl: Ate stale bread? / Reverend: Nope. / Girl: Put off cleaning? / Reverend: Nope! / Girl: Had a cookie before dinner? / Reverend: My child, do you even know what a sin is? / Girl: Sure, it's when you do something wrong. / Reverend: Well, not precisely... It's when you do something which is an affront in the eyes of God. / Girl: But how can I offend someone that doesn't exist? / Reverend: ... / Girl: Hello? / Girl: Father?
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Journal - 2006/07/19 [[JULY 19: This happened on the bus today]] / fluffy: (listens to music) / Girl: Oh yeah, I totally got this hat at The Gap. / Bus driver: Next stop, Queen Anne and Mercer / <> / Drunk: Bwuhh / fluffy: eep / fluffy's imagination: HWARGH! HOMF! Big dead guy, little dead fluffy / Drunk: I gah bwuh geh... BWogH! LEMME offa BUS! / Drunk: Druh! / fluffy: Whoa. / Girl: Are you okay? / fluffy: Y-yeah... / Girl: It looked like he was trying to kiss you! / fluffy: Or puke on me. / Girl: Well, I'm glad he went to you and not me. / fluffy: Glad to be of service.
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Journal: 2006/07/19 JULY 19: This happened on the bus today / Girl: Oh yeah, I totally got this hat at The Gap. / Driver: Next stop, Queen Anne and Mercer. / Big Fat Guy (BFG): Bwuhh / <> / [[In fluffy's imagination]] / BFG [puking on fluffy]: HWARGH / fluffy: eek! / [[In fluffy's imagination: BFG dead on top of fluffy]] / [[In fluffy's imaginaion]] / BFG [kissing fluffy]: HOMF / [[Back in reality]] / BFG: I Gah bwuh ger ... BWogH! LEMME OFfa BUS! / BFG [lurching off the bus]: Gruh! / fluffy: Whoa. / Girl: Are you okay? / fluffy: Y-yeah... / Girl: It looked like he was trying to kiss you! / fluffy: Or puke on me. / Girl: Well, I'm glad he went to you and not me. / fluffy: Glad to be of service.
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Sketchbook: Fox Girl A fox girl wearing a fetching hat
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Sketchbook - Jen and Cherry Cherry: Heh heh heh ?
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Sketchbook: μ cow and a fluffy An armless cow-thing saying µ, and a fluffy (not fluffy)
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Pernicious - Idle Minds [[TWO WEEKS LATER...]] / Jen: Guh, I m just so BORED... and hot... / [FOOP] / Jen: Jeeze, what's up with the ECP thingies? / Dogbot: YIP / Jen: Oh my.
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Pernicious - Somewhat Peculiar Cherry: Well this is somewhat peculiar! / Jen: "Somewhat peculiar?" / Jen: Cherry, there is a dead guy hanging in a supply closet. That is not "somewhat peculiar." / Cherry: I did not realize this was an ordinary occurrence to you.
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Sketchbook: Butterfly demon girl a butterfly demon girl. Her nipples are perky.
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Sketchbook - Spud, Maddog, Random Cloud: I AM PEEING!
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Sketchbook - Random Creatures I am not a moose.
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Sketchbook: Ze Show with The Frank Hello / Sports / racerS / !!! / :D :D :D
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Sketchbook: Weight-watching fluffy stands on a bathroom scale, feeling fat
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Sketchbook: Abstraction various random shapes
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Sketchbook: Bedtime story Scribbly self-portrait from behind of real-life fluffy lying on its bed
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Pernicious: Time to wake up Jen: Okay, Cherry, this is seriously creeping me out... / Cherry: Do not worry, he has been here for a while. / Jen: WHAT?! How- Why- wha- How do you know this?! / Cherry: It is simple... / Chery: I put himi here. It is time to wake up. / Johnson: Hunh?
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