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| Pernicious - November 1, 2005 | She cut my hair...
/ She... cut... my... / HAIR! My beautiful long CAREFULLY-MAINTAINED pigtails! Without so much as an email or an action item report!
/ Action item report? / Some bunny is gonna PAY.
/ Heh, that's a pretty good pun but WHOA okay you're serious. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051101.php |
| Pernicious - November 4, 2005 | Honestly? I thought they looked kinda dumb anyway.
/ WHAT?! You are mistaken. They were CUTE. / Well, sure, I mean, they're cute on little kids but you're what, sixteen?
/ Sixteen what? / Years?
/ I AM NOT A UNIT OF TIME. PLEASE MAKE SENSE, JEN. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051104.php |
| Pernicious - November 8, 2005 | No, what I mean is... wait, how old are you, anyway?
/ What an odd thing to ask. / What? No it isn't.
/ Fine. Mass-energy is never created or destroyed, so... / About fourteen billion years, same as everything.
/ Huh? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051108.php |
| Pernicious - November 11, 2005 | Argh... No, how long ago were you born? / That's not a very fair thing to ask.
/ Why? / It's not like I could read the time back then.
/ (Speaking of getting old...) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051111.php |
| Pernicious - November 15, 2005 | You know, something bothers me about what just happened... / What, that I didn't know the answer to your silly question? Don't worry, I'm just not as perfect as you think! / (musical note) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051115.php |
| Pernicious - November 18, 2005 | No, what Bothers me is Roger... Who is he over here? / There are differences. Not everything has to trade places.
/ I'm sure he has nothing to do with us. / [Meanwhile...]
/ ...And he's been like that ever since.
/ Oh, I'm so sorry...
/ Are you wearing my shirt? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051118.php |
| Pernicious - November 22, 2005 | So what are we doing back in here?
/ Checking up on the inter-dimensional flux. / Wait, did you say "BACK in here?"
/ Yeah, this is where I was when everything went back to normal. / Jen! You need to tell me these things!
/ Then tell me to tell you these things! http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051122.php |
| Pernicious - November 25, 2005 | If the other you was just wandering around and came here, she could have done something REALLY BAD.
/ Oh... / Well, uh, then... when things went back to normal...
/ Yes? / My hand was on that knob.
/ AIEEE!!!
/ I didn't do anything though!
/ YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051125.php |
| Pernicious - November 29, 2005 | Cherry: Okay, I need to know where you were before the event ended.
/ Jen: Here. / Cherry: No, I know the other you moved your body into this room in this universe, but where were you-you in the other-you's body in the other one?
/ Jen: Here. / Cherry: What were you doing-
/ Jen: There was a door where... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051129.php |
| Pernicious - December 6, 2005 | Jen: What could have happened if she had done something?
/ Cherry: You wouldn't understand, and you're getting in the way. / Jen: Well excuse me fore breathing!
/ Cherry: Hm? Okay, you're excused.
/ Jen: So, fine. Where should I go?
/ Cherry: Just play wit that "bog" thing of yours. / Jen: Dog.
/ Cherry:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051206.php |
| Pernicious - December 11, 2005 | Jen: Jeeze, it's like talking to a carpet...
/ Jen: Mostly confusing.
/ Jen: Hm, this door looks interesting. / [[Jen opens the door and sees a big scary monster behind it.]]
/ Big scary monster: mruh? / [[Jen is running down the hall with the big scary monster chasing her. They pass the room where Cherry... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051211.php |
| Pernicious - December 17, 2005 | [[Cherry comes across Jen and the Big Scary Monster in the hallway. Big Scary Monster has Jen pinned to the floor.]]
/ Cherry: Jen, I can't work with all this noi-- FRED!!!
/ Fred: mruh? / [[Fred turns to pounce Cherry]]
/ Fred: Mruh!!!
/ Cherry: Uh- / [[Cherry is barely holding Fred in her arms]]
/ Cherry:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20051217.php |
| Pernicious - January 26, 2006 | Jen: You know this thing?
/ Cherry: Yes, this is Fred!
/ Jen: I gathered.
/ Cherry: He has not been seen by me for several time periods! / Cherry: Where have you been?
/ Fred: MRUHmruh mruh mrumruhruh muh mruhmruhMRUH! Mruh, ruhruhmruh ruh mruh, mruh... mruhmruh, mruh. / Fred: Buhruhruhmuh mruh buh ruhmruh... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060126.php |
| 2006/06/03: The Situation | BOSS: This, shall we say, situation with Sarducci has gotten out of hand. I want you to send him a message.
/ HITMAN: Sure thing, boss. / [[SOON...]]
/ Letter taped to apartment door: Dear Mr. Sarducci, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from playing your stereo at 2:00 AM, as I get up... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060603.php |
| Shadowbox Confessional | [[In a confessional booth]]
/ Girl: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. / [[The reverend waits for more.]] / Reverend: Yes, do go on?
/ Girl: Oh.
/ Girl: Well. Where to begin... / Girl: I have so many things to confess to.
/ Reverend: Why don't you start with the simplest, then? / Girl: Well, okay.
/ Girl:... http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060606.php |
| Journal - 2006/07/19 | [[JULY 19: This happened on the bus today]] / fluffy: (listens to music)
/ Girl: Oh yeah, I totally got this hat at The Gap. / Bus driver: Next stop, Queen Anne and Mercer / < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060719.php |
| Journal: 2006/07/19 | JULY 19: This happened on the bus today
/ Girl: Oh yeah, I totally got this hat at The Gap. / Driver: Next stop, Queen Anne and Mercer. / Big Fat Guy (BFG): Bwuhh
/ < http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060721.php |
| Sketchbook: Fox Girl | A fox girl wearing a fetching hat http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060907.php |
| Sketchbook - Jen and Cherry | Cherry: Heh heh heh ? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060911.php |
| Sketchbook: μ cow and a fluffy | An armless cow-thing saying µ, and a fluffy (not fluffy) http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060913.php |
| Pernicious - Idle Minds | [[TWO WEEKS LATER...]] / Jen: Guh, I m just so BORED... and hot... / [FOOP] / Jen: Jeeze, what's up with the ECP thingies?
/ Dogbot: YIP / Jen: Oh my. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060915.php |
| Pernicious - Somewhat Peculiar | Cherry: Well this is somewhat peculiar!
/ Jen: "Somewhat peculiar?" / Jen: Cherry, there is a dead guy hanging in a supply closet. That is not "somewhat peculiar." / Cherry: I did not realize this was an ordinary occurrence to you. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060918.php |
| Sketchbook: Butterfly demon girl | a butterfly demon girl. Her nipples are perky. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060927.php |
| Sketchbook - Spud, Maddog, Random | Cloud: I AM PEEING! http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20060929.php |
| Sketchbook - Random Creatures | I am not a moose. http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061001.php |
| Sketchbook: Ze Show with The Frank | Hello
/ Sports
/ racerS
/ !!!
/ :D :D :D http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061003.php |
| Sketchbook: Weight-watching | fluffy stands on a bathroom scale, feeling fat http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061005.php |
| Sketchbook: Abstraction | various random shapes http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061007.php |
| Sketchbook: Bedtime story | Scribbly self-portrait from behind of real-life fluffy lying on its bed http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061009.php |
| Pernicious: Time to wake up | Jen: Okay, Cherry, this is seriously creeping me out...
/ Cherry: Do not worry, he has been here for a while. / Jen: WHAT?! How- Why- wha- How do you know this?!
/ Cherry: It is simple... / Chery: I put himi here. It is time to wake up.
/ Johnson: Hunh? http://beesbuzz.biz/d/20061011.php |
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