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Irregular Webcomic! #2824 SFX: JURRRZ! [[time machine appears]] / / Isaac Newton: James Clerk Maxwell? I'm Isaac Newton and this is Edmond Halley. We need your help to save the universe. / / James Clerk Maxwell: What a coincidence. I was just about to add another term to my equations to fully unify electro-magnetism with gravity! / / Isaac Newton: Never mind that! Nobody will ever miss it.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2825 Monty: 1940?! But... that means we were petrified for... / / Hitler's Brain: Several years, ja. Die world is now at war! / / Hitler's Brain: My armies occupy Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Norway, France - several other countries too small to mention - und soon England! / / Prof. Jones: You fiend! The Americans will stop you! / / Hitler's Brain: Oh ja... about that...
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Irregular Webcomic! #2826 Kyros: So you're here to help me master the element of water? / / Water Elemental: Oh yes! Won't that be fun! / / Mordekai: This elemental is rippling with anticipation. / / Draak: Draak think it all wet. / / Lambert: Yeah, it's a big drip. / / Water Elemental: Oooh! Puns! I'll go with the flow! I have some on tap! Liquid I can do! Don't get me steamed up! Or I might wave goodbye! / / Water Elemental: I'll surf it up on a plate! And take the tidal! I'm pretty briny, after all! / / Alvissa: Oh good grief.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2827 Past Iki Piki: So you're us from the future, come back in time... to rescue us? / / Iki Piki: Yes. / / [[beat]] / / Serron: So are you going to let us out of here? / / Past Iki Piki: Frankly, I'm not sure we deserve to have a second chance at such a cockamamie scheme.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2828 Mercutio: Darn phone reception. / / Mercutio: How can there be no signal at all? / / Mercutio: There's an office tower with a phone aerial right across... / / Mercutio: Whoa. / / [[The scene outside the window is an old English city.]]
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Irregular Webcomic! #2829 Kyros: I repeat: you're here to help me master the element of water? / / Water Elemental: I am? Oh, won't that be fun! Double plus happy fun fun! Wheee! / / Kyros: Can I fireball it? Please? / / Lambert: That would be double minus unhappy bad bad. / / Kyros: I can include you in the blast radius, you know.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2830 Yeti: We're flying over the Channel. / / Steve: Have a guernsey at that! / / Terry: What is it? / / Steve: Guernsey! / / Jane Goodall: Oh good grief. / / Steve: No need to get Sarky.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2831 Martian 1: Grind them! / / Young Adam: Aaargh! Run! / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: HELLO. / / Young Adam: Who are you? / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: DEATH OF BEING GROUND BY A MARS ROVER ROCK ABRASION TOOL. / / Young Jamie: Is there much call for that? / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2832 Iki Piki: What happened to the black market guy? / / Past Iki Piki: Oh, we called the police and had him arrested. / / Iki Piki: What? Wow, that's way more competent than the first time we went through this. / / Serron: Are you sure you're us?
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Irregular Webcomic! #2833 Water Elemental: Now, now. Control your temper, Kyros. Go with the flow. That's the secret to mastering water. / / Kyros: What's that supposed to mean? / / Water Elemental: <sigh> I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. / / Kyros: Huh? / / Water Elemental: Sorry, just a little Yoda moment there.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2834 Prof. Jones: 1940... And the dark forces of Nazism have marched across Europe. / / Prof. Jones: I told you this would happen if we didn't stop it! / / Monty: We were kind of indisposed, dad. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, I suppose next you'll be saying you were just following orders. / / Monty: We were turned to stone! / / Prof. Jones: That's no excuse!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2835 Isaac Newton: Monsieur Lavoisier is the pivotal figure in the study of the interactions of matter - what will come to be called chemistry. / / Isaac Newton: And Mr Maxwell here sets out laws governing electricity and magnetism. / / Isaac Newton: Next we gather someone crucial to our understanding of the age and formative processes of the Earth itself. / / Edmond Halley: Truly a prince among topics! Whoever studies this shall surely become a household name! / / Isaac Newton: It's called geology.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2836 SFX: Zap! Zap! / / Serron: You stunned our past selves! What did you do that for? / / Iki Piki: We need to preserve the timeline. Help me extract their vital organs and dump the bodies in the alley outside. / / Serron: And you think my plans are crazy??
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Irregular Webcomic! #2837 Yeti: Occupied France. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Steve: You mean there isn't a single vacant loo in the entire country? Crikey!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2838 Water Elemental: My ally is Water, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. / / Water Elemental: Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Water around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. / / Water Elemental: Water is the fundamental element of Life itself! / / Kyros: But I want to cause death!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2839 Caption: ==Mythbusters== Quantum Immortality / / Jamie: The many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics says that every time different outcomes of an event are possible, the universe bifurcates. / / Jamie: This creates one universe in which one outcome occurred and one in which the opposite outcome occurred. / / Jamie: The upshot of this is that whenever you might die, you actually die in only one universe, but live on in another, parallel universe. / / Adam: So if you follow the right chain of universes, you can never die? / / Jamie: Right! / / Adam: So... while living forever, we can also die multiple times? / / Jamie: Yes! / / [[beat]] / / Adam: Is there any universe in which this actually makes sense? / / Jamie: Only a few of them.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2840 Hitler's Brain: Put die prisoners on to die zeppelin! / / Nazi 1: Jawohl! [[marches the Joneses away]] / / Haken: Mein Führer, in all die years of mein loyal service, all we have ever done is race around die world looking for occult artefacts. / / Haken: But when we are out of action for a few years, you have gone und conquered virtually all of Europe! / / Hitler's Brain: Ja. That should tell you something.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2841 [[Me at computer]] / / SFX: Knock! Knock! / / Me: I wonder who that could be. / / Me: [[answering door]] You! / / Me: But how did you find me? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: HIDING IN YOUR HOME TOWN, WITH YOUR ONLY LIVING RELATIVES? / / Me: Hmmm. I thought a pair of droids would appear first to give me some warning...
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Irregular Webcomic! #2842 Serron: This is insane! / / Iki Piki: We need to preserve events that have already happened. / / Iki Piki: Help me extract the organs from our past selves and dump our bodies in the garbage skip in the alley. / / Iki Piki: Then we'll leave the organs right here in a life support case so the past you can come back in and find them. / / Iki Piki: Then we go to the hospital and ask to have our organs re-implanted. / / Serron: My mistake. That's a perfectly sensible plan.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2843 [[Will, Ophelia, and Mercutio looking out the window of their office at an old English city]] / / Mercutio: I don't think we're in Kansas any more. / / Ophelia: We were never in Kansas to begin with. / / Mercutio: You know what I mean!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2844 Water Elemental: What sort of fun thing do you wish to achieve?! / / Kyros: Getting rid of you? / / Alvissa: We seek to navigate this Swamp of Terror, and so to the Golden Citadel. / / Water Elemental: Ooooh! The Dragon Sage Ardaxar! You seek the Dragon Sage Ardaxar! / / Alvissa: Correct! / / Water Elemental: Yay! What do I win?!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2845 Yeti: We're passing over Bordeaux. The Nazis have an iron grip here. / / Terry: The French Resistance are no doubt putting up a good fight on the ground. / / Yeti: Alas, no. The Nazis have completely crushed the French spirit. / / Terry: How? / / Yeti: They pulled up all the grape vines and planted nothing but Riesling.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2846 Caption: ==Mythbusters== The Copenhagen Interpretation / / Jamie: Continuing our testing of myths related to interpretations of quantum mechanics, todays it's the Copenhagen Interpretation. / / Jamie: This says that whenever an event has two different possible outcomes, it generates a superposition of states in which both outcomes have occurred. / / Jamie: Only when the system is measured by an outside observer does the superposition collapse into a single outcome. / / Jamie: To test this, we are going to reproduce the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment. / / Jamie: I put this cat into a box containing a radioactive source which has a 50% chance of releasing a vial of poisonous gas and thus killing the cat. / / Adam: So the cat is both alive and dead? / / Jamie: Right! / / Adam: In the same way quantum mechanics both explains stuff, but makes no sense whatsoever? / / Jamie: Er, right.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2847 [[scene: Edinburgh]] / / Isaac Newton: James Hutton, you're needed to help us save the universe. / / James Hutton: But I've just discovered the Earth is vastly old, with no vestige of a beginning, no prospect of an end! / / James Hutton: I have so much more to study and learn about Earth's history and future by painstakingly teasing skerricks of data out of the cryptic records left in the rocks! / / Isaac Newton: I have a time machine. / / James Hutton: I'm in.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2848 Haken: What else has Nazi science achieved in die last few years? / / Hitler's Brain: You will be pleased to know die first man on die moon was a Nazi! / / Hitler's Brain: Und we have also been sending die probes to Mars! / / Haken: Mars? Really? / / Hitler's Brain: Und we have invented die frozen yoghurt!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2849 Serron: Wait! / / Iki Piki: What? / / Serron: We can't just cut our own past selves' vital organs out and dump their bodies in an alley! / / Iki Piki: Why not? / / Serron: I haven't told them to bet all their money on the team that ends up losing the Galactic Cup Final yet!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2850 Me: So if I was so easy to find, how come it took so long for one of you to find me? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: HMM. GOOD QUESTION. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TRACKED YOU DOWN MONTHS AGO. / / Me: It's almost like some sort of... / / Both: PARADOX.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2851 Water Elemental: You can find a clear path to the Golden Citadel by causing the water to flow aside. / / Kyros: Parting the waters? How biblical. / / Water Elemental: Don't get any delusions of grandeur! / / Kyros: The way I plan it, they're not delusions.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2852 Charity Collector Guy: We're coming up on Berlin. / / Jane Goodall: How are we going to land safely without a ground crew? / / Steve: Leave it to me! / / Caption: An hour later: / / [[They are watching a flaming zeppelin in the background]] / / Steve: What? We're on the ground!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2853 Jamie: So now the cat in this box is in a superposition of states, both alive and dead at the same time. / / Jamie: Furthermore, there's no way to determine which state it's in without opening the box and observing the cat. / / [[beat]] / / SFX: Boot! [[Adam kicks the box]] / / Box: Rowwrrrr!
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