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| Irregular Webcomic! #2161 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'm Death of Being Stared At Angrily By A Giant Frog. Formerly Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. / / Me: "Death of..." / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I have to take you back in time so you can murder yourself. / / Me: So I... what?! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Time has been disrupted, there are paradoxes everywhere, the entire universe is in danger, and it's all because of you! / / Me: That's strange. Other people usually take pains to tell me the universe doesn't revolve around me. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2161.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2162 | Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / Mercutio: Time has gone into a loop! / / Mercutio: I don't know what's causing it, but if this continues just one more time, it could tear apart the very fabric of the universe! / / Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / [[scene change: Jamie and Adam's old college dorm room]] / / Jamie: So, Death of Suspense, what happens when this dynamite goes off? / / Death of Suspense: YOU KILL YOUR PAST SELVES, CAUSING A PARADOX THAT TEARS APART THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE. / / Adam: Cool! / / Death of Suspense: OOPS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU THAT... / / [sound]: Fwackoom! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2162.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2163 | Ishmael: Enough distractions! Now, where's that asteroid we need to destroy? / / Loren: You're too late. It's gone past us. You've missed your chance to save the Earth. / / Loren: The asteroid will hit in three days. We don't have the speed to stop it. / / Ishmael: There must be something we can do! / / Loren: I have popcorn. / / [[scene change: 1930s Berlin]] / / [caption]: Meanwhile, 2 years into the future of a story that occurs about 70 years earlier: / / Hitler's Brain Clones: At last, die moment has arrived! Activate die time machine! / / Erwin: I do not think that is a wise idea, mein Führers. Travel to die past could tear apart die very fabric of die universe. / / Hitler's Brain Clones: Nazi science sneers at temporal paradoxes, Herr Kolonel Erwin! Throw die switch! / / Erwin: Jawohl! [[throws switch]] / / [sound]: click http://irregularwebcomic.net/2163.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2164 | [[scene: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]] / / Hermione: Harry! Evil, terrible things are happening! / / Harry: Is Ron trying to make himself handsome again? / / Hermione: No! The very fabric of the universe is in danger of being torn apart by the forces of paradox! / / [[beat]] / / Harry: Is Ron trying to make himself handsome again? / / [[scene change: on board the Millennium Falcon]] / / Obi-Wan: Ooooh... / / Luke: Are you all right? What's wrong? / / Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force... As if the very fabric of the universe were being torn apart. / / [[beat]] / / Han: I told you it's not wise to upset a Wookiee. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2164.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2165 | [caption]: 365 days ago: / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Here we are, back where this all started. When you answer the door, stab yourself with the scythe. / / Me: What if I don't? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You have to! You've already done it. There's no way out of it. If you don't... the very fabric of the universe will be torn apart. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Ready? I'm going to knock. / / Me: [[alive]] Well, this is it. The moment you've all been waiting for. The character who is going to die is... / / [sound]: Knock! Knock! / / Me: [[alive]] Sorry. Excuse me just a second while I answer that. / / Me: [[answering door]] You! But what...? how...? / / Me: [[dead]] Run! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2165.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2166 | Iki Piki: The time machine! If we go back a few minutes, we can stop our future selves from stealing our ship! / / Robot: It doesn't work that way. Time travel can't change history. / / Robot: If you haven't already appeared in the past and stopped yourselves, then you can't do it now. / / Iki Piki: But we have appeared in the past. As the people who just stole our ship! / / Robot: Then you must go back now to when you appeared in the past, and steal the ship yourselves! / / Paris: He's right. If you don't go back in time, it could potentially tear apart the very fabric of the entire universe! / / [[beat]] / / Serron: Sod that! / / [sound]: ZAP!!! [[Serron shoots and destroys the time machine]] / / Robot: No! You're destroying the last time machine in exis- / / [[an enormous, ominously silent, explosion]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2166.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2167 | [[blank whiteness]] / / [[blank whiteness]] / / [[blank whiteness]] / / [[blank whiteness]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2167.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2168 | [[the whiteness fades ever so slightly to a incredibly bright, faint shade of blue]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2168.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2169 | [[the incredibly bright, faint shade of blue fades ever so slightly to a bright shade of grey]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2169.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2170 | [[the bright shade of grey fades ever so slightly to a bright shade of dull reddish grey]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2170.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2171 | [[the bright shade of dull reddish grey fades ever so slightly to a darker, duller reddish grey]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2171.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2172 | [[the dark, dull reddish grey fades ever so slightly to an even darker, duller reddish grey]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2172.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2173 | [[the darker, duller reddish grey fades ever so slightly to a still darker, duller reddish grey]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2173.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2174 | [[the darker, duller reddish grey fades ever so slightly to black]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] / / [[fading...]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2174.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2175 | [[blank blackness]] / / [[blank blackness]] / / [[blank blackness]] / / [[blank blackness]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2175.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2176 | [[blank blackness]] / / [[zooms out very slightly, revealing tiny edges of white]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further... the pattern of black and white forms the shapes of skeletal eye sockets, nose, and mouth]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further... it's the Head Death's head]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further... it's Head Death standing at the front of a collection of other Deaths]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further...]] / / [[zooms out further... the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death, populated with everyone, and the Deaths]] / / Head Death: OKAY. WHO DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE? / / Serron, Adam, Steve: Don't look at me! / / Adam: By the way, myth confirmed! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2176.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2177 | Hermione: Excuse me. How is this even possible? Destroying the entire Universe, I mean? / / Head Death: IT TAKES AN EXTRAORDINARY SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES. / / Head Death: IT REQUIRES MULTIPLE EVENTS IN MULTIPLE DIFFERENT TIMES AND REALITIES TO ALL OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY. / / Terry: That just raises more questions! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2177.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2178 | Ophelia: So, to destroy the Universe, we need to have several people destroy the Universe individually... / / Mercutio: ... all at the same time - while living in different times? / / Shakespeare: How?? / / Head Death: LOOK, IF IT WAS EASY, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE DONE IT BEFORE NOW. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2178.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2179 | Steve: Crikey! If the entire Universe is destroyed, where are we? / / Head Death: THE INFINITE FEATURELESS PLANE OF DEATH. IT EXISTS OUTSIDE SPACE AND TIME. / / Paris: It can't be outside time. Time is passing here as we speak. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY AFTERNOON. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2179.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2180 | Pope: Scusi. Dov'è Dio? / / Head Death: "WHERE IS GOD?" YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE GOD IS? / / Voice: Yeah. And where's Allah? / / Voice: And Vishnu? And Shiva? / / Voice: And Thoth? / / Mordekai: And Loki, the God of Lovable Rogues? / / Head Death: SERIOUSLY, AS IF WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CANS OF WORMS OPEN ALREADY HERE. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2180.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2181 | Head Death: ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH CHATTER. START PROCESSING THEM. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: BUT SIR, IT'S EVERYONE. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: FROM ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE. FROM EVERY TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY. EVERYONE. / / Head Death: YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2181.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2182 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I CAN'T DO ANY OF THE WORK OF PROCESSING ALL THESE PEOPLE, SIR. / / Head Death: WHY NOT? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'M DEATH OF BEING STARED AT ANGRILY BY A GIANT FROG. NOBODY HERE DIED OF THAT. / / Head Death: I'M PROMOTING YOU TO INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2182.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2183 | Head Death: RIGHT, I HAVE A MEETING WITH THE PARADOX GUYS. I EXPECT THIS CLEANED UP BY THE TIME I GET BACK. / / Ishmael: How long will that take him? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'ARD TO SAY, GUV. COULD BE 'OURS. OR DAYS. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: OR, HE COULD RETURN BEFORE HE LEFT. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2183.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2184 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: LET'S NOT JUST STAND HERE. HOW ABOUT GIVING ME SOME HELP? / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: ANYONE HERE DIE OF CHOKING ON A GIANT FROG?! RAISE YOUR HAND! / / [[nobody raises a hand]] / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: DIDN'T THINK SO. ANYONE DIE IN AN INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALL?! / / [[everyone raises their hand]] / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: [[to Insanely Overpowered Fireballs]] HAVE FUN, FIREBALLS. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: CURSE YOU, CHOKING! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2184.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2185 | Steve: Crikey! So what do we do now? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I PROCESS YOU AND YOU MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE AFTERLIFE. / / Serron: But what if we don't want to be dead?! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WELL IT'S A LITTLE BIT LATE FOR THAT NOW. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2185.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2186 | Ophelia: Can't you just forget about this and send us all back to life? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, I'M AFRAID. THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED, YOU KNOW. / / [[Adam and Jamie exchange glances]] / / Adam: A challenge! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2186.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2187 | [[Monty Jones and co. look at Colonel Haken, Erwin, and Hitler's Brain]] / / [[awkward silence]] / / [[more awkward silence]] / / Monty: Where's your Nazi Science now, then? / / Colonel Haken: Sneering! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2187.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2188 | [caption]: ==Mythbusters== Creating the Universe / / Jamie: According to the myth, God created the Universe in 7 days. / / [[beat]] / / Adam: So... where do we start? / / Jamie: Scale model? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2188.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2189 | Ishmael: So, not only has your evil plan to conquer Earth failed, but Mars has been destroyed too. / / Martian 1: Clever plan of yours, Earthling. But our superior Martian technology will win out in the end! / / Ishmael: How?! We're all dead and stuck here in the afterlife! / / Man in Black: [[appearing suddenly]] There's no such thing as an afterlife. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2189.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2190 | Steve: So, Cthulhu, you're from out of time and space, right? / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn. / / Steve: Any good dangerous creatures or entities around here? / / [[Cthulhu stares silently]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2190.html |
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