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| Irregular Webcomic! #2011 | Haken: Good work Erwin. / / Erwin: [[climbing back into the cabin of the truck]] I... tried to save him. / / Haken: Why? / / Erwin: Er... How will we ever find another rival to match your talents, Herr Kolonel? / / Haken: My talents are not matchable! / / Erwin: Sorry, Herr Kolonel. Of course. Die world is fortunate that you are unique... / / Haken: That is better! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2011.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2012 | Villager: The town council has decided your punishment. A terrible fate awaits you, I'm afraid. / / Lambert: Uh oh. / / Villager: You are to be forced through the teleport gate to the far side of the Orcrift Mountains, there to be given fresh horses and banished into the Swamp of Terror. / / Kyros: That's... a bit harsh. / / Villager: We'll also give you two weeks of supplies so you don't starve. / / Kyros: Make it six weeks. / / Villager: Done. / / Kyros: Still harsh... / / Villager: And some silver for emergencies. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2012.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2013 | Long Tom: Thank ye fer bein' rescuin; me, Wendy. / / Wendy: I only be doin' it to be learnin' where be the key to the treasure chest. / / Long Tom: There be a key? / / Ponsonby: Do you mean to say we risked our lives rescuing you for nothing?! / / Long Tom: Ye be gettin' the pleasure o' me stimulatin' conversation. Arrr! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2013.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2014 | [[scene: A Glasgow police holding cell, night]] / / Steve: [[looking out of the destroyed wall of his cell]] Crikey! / / SASquaTCH Assistant: Steve? It's a prison break! Are you all right? / / Steve: Yeah! Lucky I was standing away from that wall! / / Jane Goodall: I knew I should have given you more time to read the note. / / Steve: Jane Goodall! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2014.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2015 | [[scene: The Mythbusters workshop]] / / Jamie: We're finally back. Write a note to ourselves about Elvis before we drink and return to our normal state of knowledge. / / Adam: Got it. [[writing a note and putting it on the workbench]] / / [sound]: Slurp! Slurp! / / Adam: Hey, what's this note on the bench? "Elvis is alive. No, trust us. Really." / / Jamie: Piff! It's a hoax. How can we possibly test that myth? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2015.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2016 | Loren: [[walking through a NASA facility]] I'll be piloting the ship. Your job will be to go outside and plant the nuclear explosive on the asteroid. / / Ishmael: I can be the backup pilot too! / / Loren: It's a state-of-the-art experimental deep space transport capsule with manual feedback systems and specialised controls. There's no way you can fly it. / / Ishmael: Do you know how many hours I've logged on Wing Commander? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2016.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2017 | [[scene: Miss Geltschilling's office, London]] / / Stud: Miss Geltschilling! Is there any end to my romantic conquests today? / / Geltschilling: I don't know? Is there a beginning? / / Stud: How have you and I never hooked up? / / Geltschilling: It would take an investigator with a tiny bit more ability than you to figure that mystery out... / / Stud: Flattery will get you everywhere, Geltschilling. / / Geltschilling: I'll tell you if I use any. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2017.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2018 | Paris: Legacy to Eisbach traffic control. Requesting landing clearance. / / Space Traffic Control: Roger, Legacy. Just a few quarantine questions. / / Space Traffic Control: Any hostile alien lifeforms, parasites, xenomorphs, or - this is stupid but I have to ask - live theropod dinosaurs? / / Paris: Oddly enough, no. / / Space Traffic Control: And this one is so ridiculous, but... protocol, you understand? / / Paris: Sure, go ahead. / / Space Traffic Control: Anything that threatens the very existence of the space-time continuum? / / Serron, Serron 2: No!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2018.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2019 | Alvissa: I have to say, this doesn't sound like much of a punishment. / / Lambert: Shhh! / / Kyros: Shhh! / / Mordekai: Shhh! / / Dwalin: Shhh! / / Villager: Oh, the Swamp of Terror is not to be taken lightly. / / Alvissa: What's so terrible about it? / / Villager: It's full of giant frogs and highly explosive marsh gas. / / Kyros: All right! / / Villager: Although there is one outpost of civilisation within it. The hatmaking chemical mine. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2019.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2020 | Minnesota Jones: [[driving motorcycle after the Nazi truck through the streets of Paris]] You know, the Palladium rightfully belongs to the lineal descendents of the survivors of the sacking of Troy. / / Minnesota Jones: Taking precious archaeological artefacts from their home land and putting them in foreign museums is an anathema. / / Minnesota Jones: Once we get the Palladium, we should return it to the Turks. / / Prof. Jones: [[in sidecar]] And I suppose we should give the Greeks back their marbles too? / / Minnesota Jones: That'd be an Elgint solution. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2020.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2021 | SASquaTCH Assistant: Steve, SASquaTCH needs your help wrangling the Loch Ness Monster. / / Steve: SASquaTCH? / / SASquaTCH Assistant: Secret Action Squadron Team of Cryptid Hunters. / / Steve: Crikey! There's a Secret Action Squadron I didn't know about? / / SASquaTCH Assistant: Unlike some secret organisations, we're actually secret. / / Jane Goodall: For once you're justified in not knowing something. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2021.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2022 | [[scene: The Oval Office]] / / Campaign Advisor: Mr President, it's time to start thinking about your re-election strategy. / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!!! / / Campaign Advisor: Yes, saving the Earth from otherwise inevitable utter annihilation is admirable... / / Campaign Advisor: But polls show most voters would prefer lower taxes. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2022.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2023 | Long Tom: Arrrr! Now we be free o' yon natives, we can be seekin' the key to this treasure chest! / / Ponsonby: You forget that you are now in the custody of an officer of His Majesty's Navy. / / Ponsonby: Her weapon, Mister Mate! / / Long Tom: So... Be there any chance o' a spot o' tea, then? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2023.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2024 | Jamie: So, what's been happening while we were dead? / / Adam: [[at computer]] NASA is sending up two people to nuke an asteroid out of an Earth-destroying trajectory. / / Jamie: That should be us doing that! / / Adam: I know! / / Jamie: I guess the world does go on without you... / / Adam: Myth confirmed. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2024.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2025 | [[scene: inside the Legacy, on the landing platform on Eisbach]] / / Quercus: Uh oh. The market for water worm spice here on Eisbach has collapsed. Our cargo is worthless! / / Spanners: But it's only been two weeks since we were here! How could that happen? / / Serron: Is it the space-time continuum unravelling?!?! / / Quercus: No. Someone arrived just before us with a huge cargo, saturating the market. / / Serron: Boooring. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2025.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2026 | [[photo of Nigerian Finance Minister with caption]] / / [caption]: I CAN HAS ADVANCE FEE FOR KEWL INTARWEBS MEEM? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2026.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2027 | Villager: Here's the teleport gate. [[shows the adventurers the teleport gate, which glows softly in lurid colours]] / / Mordekai: How does it work? / / Villager: Magic. / / Mordekai: That's such a cop-out. / / Kyros: Not when it's true. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2027.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2028 | [[scene: Morning in the police holding cells in Glasgow]] / / Guard: [[walking along the corridor to the cells]] Steve, your wife is here to... Oh my god! / / Guard: The cell has been broken into! The whole wall has been blown away! / / Guard: Who would do such a recklessly illegal, destructive, and dangerous thing?! / / Terry: Jane. Freakin'. Goodall. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2028.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2029 | Monty: You have the Palladium? Mind if I have a look at it? / / Ginny: Here it is. / / Monty: Dad! Catch!! [[throws the Palladium out the back of the truck]] / / Ginny: That wasn't very nice. / / Monty: I thought he'd be better at catching than that. / / Ginny: Ouch. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2029.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2030 | Ishmael: When do we take off to destroy the asteroid? / / Loren: Not for a few days. This is a complex mission, lasting several days, so there are a lot of things to be organised. / / Ishamel: I'll say! All that advanced NASA technology! / / Loren: Right. / / Ishmael: How does it keep the pizza hot that long? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2030.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2031 | Serron: So, our cargo's worth bupkis here on Eisbach. We can just go to a different planet where the market is strong and sell it there. / / Paris: In theory, yes. In practice, we have to sell the lot at the local depressed price to pay for docking fees and fuel before we can leave. / / Serron 2: Or we could just skip the system without paying. / / Serron: That sounds good to me. / / Paris: We can't do that! / / Serron 2: I'm from the future, remember? We already did! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2031.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2032 | Ponsonby: Right. Now let's find that treasure chest key. / / Mate: Begging your pardon, Captain Ponsonby, but our mission is to capture pirates, not collect pirate booty. / / Ponsonby: And where did it say we couldn't make a profit on the way? / / Mate: I guess it would be hard to capture ourselves too... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2032.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2033 | [[Harry, Ron, and Hermione walking along a corridor in Hogwarts]] / / [sound]: Appear! [[another copy of Hermione appears!]] / / Harry: Hermione! What are you doing... in two places at once? / / Hermione 2: I came back with the time turner to warn you. / / Hermione 2: A terrible destiny awaits you and that dreamy exchange student, Will! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2033.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2034 | Villager: Through you go. [[Mordekai and Kyros walk through the teleport gate and vanish]] / / Dwalin: Nay! I dinnae troost magic! [[translation: No! I don't trust magic!]] / / Alvissa: Would you rather trust the orc-infested, Balrog-haunted halls of Dwergenberg, with three miles of crumbly rock over your head and no way out? / / Dwalin: Lit me throogh!! [[translation: Let me through!!]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2034.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2035 | Prof. Jones: [[in the motorcycle sidecar, holding the Palladium of Troy]] It hit me in the head! / / Minnesota Jones: [[driving the motorcycle]] Are you all right? / / Prof. Jones: Well... I could use a snack. / / Minnesota Jones: Clearly your brain is unaffected. / / Prof. Jones: Some pain au chocolat would do nicely. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2035.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2036 | SASquaTCH Assistant: Loch Ness. So Steve, what's the first step? / / SASquaTCH Assistant: Aerial reconnaissance? An exhaustive sonar survey? Chemical analysis of water samples from various depths? Trawling the lake bed? / / Steve: Nah! I'll wade in and have a look around! [[wades into the water]] / / SASquaTCH Assistant: The hands-on approach! Now that's a real scientist at work. [[Jane Goodall glares at assistant]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2036.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2037 | Spanners: What do you mean we already skipped Eisbach without paying our docking fees? / / Serron 2: I remember this from before we came back in time. We just took off with our cargo. / / Iki Piki 2: He's right. We did. / / Paris: We can't break the law! / / Spanners: If we don't, we might break the laws of physics... / / Paris 2: Yeah, come on, live a little. / / Paris: That's not funny! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2037.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2038 | [[scene: interior of a cramped space capsule]] / / [caption]: Two days into the mission: / / Loren: Ishmael, give the oxygen tanks a stir. / / Ishmael: Aye, cap'n! / / [sound]: Fwackoom! / / Ishmael: What happened?! / / Loren: We're leaking oxygen! / / Ishmael: That's not good. / / Loren: And Coca Cola. / / Ishmael: We're going to die!!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2038.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2039 | Long Tom: We should be seein' the Grey Seer. If anybody be knowin' where may be the key, it may be he. / / Ponsonby: ... it may be...? / / Long Tom: Maybe. / / Ponsonby: Is there any chance at all that this Grey Seer can decline pronouns properly? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2039.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2040 | [caption]: Cragfoot, western side of the Orcrift Mountains / / Alvissa: I thought someone would be here to meet us. / / Mordekai: Quick! Let's vanish into the Swamp of Terror before they arrive! / / Alvissa: You mean the Swamp of Terror they're going to banish us into anyway, after they give us horses, food, and money? / / Mordekai: Well, when you put it that way... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2040.html |
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