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| Irregular Webcomic! #1831 | [[Scene: A dimly lit street in the Bune starport town.]] / / Serron: We get these original organs implanted into ourselves, as spares, hidden behind the stomach or something. / / Serron: When we come back from the future to save our past selves, only the replacement organs from our future selves get extracted, and we survive with these ones! / / Iki Piki: That... almost works. Except it means the organs inside us right now are always in the time loop, and must be infinitely old... / / Serron: Don't be ridiculous. This is the first time this has happened to us! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1831.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1832 | [sound]: Fwackoom! / / [[The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Adam: Wow, we're still here. / / [[Zoom out to show that there is a gaping hole in the Plane, right in front of where Adam and Jamie are standing.]] / / Jamie: Well, we're already dead. What else did you think was going to happen? / / Adam: Good point. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1832.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1833 | Terry: We're still in trouble. But at least we can be thankful that all the snakes are small. / / Stewardess: What do you mean? / / Terry: There are no giant constrictors on board. / / Steve: Crikey! I should go check the cargo hold. Er... just in case. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1833.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1834 | Alvissa: We've made it through to the western side of the Orcrift Mountains in one piece. Finally. / / Dwalin: We're back oon thu east side thus time, ye ken. [[translation: We're back on the east side this time, you know.]] / / Mordekai: No, we were back on the east side last time, when we spotted Footcrag again. / / Dwalin: 'nd whut do ye thunk that toon doon there is?! [[translation: And what do you think that town down there is?!]] / / Draak: Draak see what left of inn. It pile of charred wood... / / Lambert: Ashes to ashes... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1834.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1835 | [[scene: Rome, exterior]] / / Monty: We need to get to Paris quickly. Colonel Haken would have taken his zeppelin again. / / Prof. Jones: We need our own airship so that we can follow them without losing time. Trace their path precisely through the skies. / / Monty: So we'd be on some sort of led balloon? / / Prof. Jones: Yeah; I guess that wouldn't go down so well. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1835.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1836 | [[silent panel of Me staring at Head Death across his desk on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / [[more dumbfounded staring]] / / Me: So this is what happens when you die? Really?? / / Head Death: PASCAL WAS PRETTY UPSET. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1836.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1837 | [[scene: A hospital room. Shakespeare lies in the bed.]] / / Ophelia: [[entering the room]] Will! / / Shakespeare: Ophelia! Mercutio! / / Ophelia: How do you feel? / / Shakespeare: Oh, okay, I guess. But they haven't told me any outside news. There are important things I need to know! / / Ophelia: Like what? / / Shakespeare: Has J.K. Rowling agreed to do another Harry Potter book yet?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1837.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1838 | Serron: With 20,000 to bet, we'll win enough to cover a second hospital bill. This whole plan is working perfectly! / / Iki Piki: Speaking of which, here's a betting agency. Let's go in. [[they go inside]] / / Serron: [[to a bookmaker, behidn the counter]] Good evening. We want to put 20,000 credits on the Acropolis Titans in the Cup Final. / / Bookmaker: Twenny-fousand on them losers? You know sumfink we don't? / / Serron: As a matter of fact... / / Iki Piki: No!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1838.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1839 | [[scene: An island off the coast of Antigua. The native cannibals have Captain Long Tom Short and Dirty Dirque stewing in a giant pot.]] / / Ponsonby: [[bursting on to the scene]] Release those pirates! They're now our prisoners! / / Native: You and whose army? / / Ponsonby: We're the Royal British Navy! We don't need an army! We have muskets! / / Native: We have hordes of silent, invisible warriors hiding in the bushes, armed with blowguns and curare-tipped darts. / / [caption]: Ten minutes later... [[Ponsonby and his Mate are now in the cooking pot]] / / Mate: I'm thinking an army would come in handy right about now, sir. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1839.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1840 | Adam: I can't see the bottom of this crater. / / Jamie: I wonder what's down there. / / Adam: Only one way to find out. / / Jamie: It could be dangerous. / / Adam: It could be interesting. / / [[They peer into the hole]] / / Jamie: You first. / / Adam: After you. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1840.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1841 | [[scene: A chateau at night. James Stud has bumped into a mysterious figure.]] / / [sound]: Chop! [[The figure attacks!]] / / [sound]: Fight! / / [sound]: Strangle! Choke! / / [caption]: Silence indicating James Stud is dead... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1841.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1842 | Alvissa: It doesn't matter what village it is. We need supplies. Let's go down. / / Kyros: I dunno. We're more likely to find sulphur and bat guano in these caves. / / Lambert: Yes, to the village. / / Kyros: Didn't you hear me? / / Kyros: I'm out of spell components. I can't cast any more fireballs! / / Mordekai: Yes, we heard you. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1842.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1843 | Stewardess: [[leading Steve through the passenger cabin, where people are cowering in fear from the snakes that litter the cabin]] The cargo hold is this way... / / Passenger who resembles Indiana Jones: [[cowering on a seat]] Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes?... / / Steve: Don't worry mates! If you get bitten, you'll be fine as long as we get you to a hospital within four hours! / / Other passenger: How long until we land?! / / Stewardess: Six hours... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1843.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1844 | [[scene: An airfield near Rome]] / / Monty: I've secured us air transport to Paris. There's only one small issue... / / Prof. Jones: Oh? / / Monty: They don't have any pilots free at the moment. / / Minnesota Jones: Not a problem. I can fly a plane. / / [caption]: Half an hour later: [[the plane is in the air, with Minnesota Jones at the controls]] / / Minnesota Jones: So what does this button do? Ha! I kid... / / Monty: Grandad! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1844.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1845 | [caption]: If Kurt Gödel were alive today: [[image of Gödel sitting at a computer]] / / Kurt Gödel: Hmmm. / / Kurt Gödel: It seems no matter what anyone does, there always remain statements which are true, but which cannot be proven within the system. / / Kurt Gödel: Stupid Wikipedia. / / [computer screen]: Elementary arithmetic / / [computer screen]: From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia / / [computer screen]: Elementary arithmetic is the most basic kind of mathematics[citation needed]: it concerns the operations of addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division[citation needed]. Most people learn elementary arithmetic in elementary school[citation needed]. / / [computer screen]: Elementary arithmetic starts with the natural numbers and the Arabic numerals used to represent them[citation needed]. It requires the memorization of addition tables and multiplication tables for adding and multiplying pairs of digits[citation needed]. Knowing these tables, a person can perform certain well-known procedures for adding and multiplying natural numbers[citation needed]. Other algorithms are used for subtraction and division. Mental arithmetic is elementary arithmetic performed in the head, for example to know that 100 - 37 = 63 without use of paper. It is an everyday skill[citation needed]. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1845.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1846 | Head Death: I MUST SAY, IT'S ALL VERY CLEVER OF YOU. / / Head Death: TELLING YOUR AUDIENCE A POPULAR MAJOR CHARACTER WILL DIE, SETTING UP NEARLY ALL OF THEM IN VARIOUS WAYS... / / Head Death: ... AND THEN KILLING YOURSELF OFF. / / Me: But... it wasn't supposed to be me! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1846.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1847 | Serron: Okay, bet placed. Now to the hospital. / / [[scene change: the hospital admissions counter]] / / Serron: Quick, we need these organs re-implanted into us! / / Nurse: Weren't you here just a few days ago, with exactly the same request? / / Iki Piki: Yeah, we're hypochondriacs. We're imagining that some of our vital organs have been removed and are in this box... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1847.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1848 | Jamie: We jump together, on the count of three, okay? / / Adam: Okay. / / Jamie: 1... 2... 3... [[Adam jumps]] / / Jamie: Go! [[Jamie jumps]] / / [[blackness of the inside of the hole]] / / Jamie: I always thought it was "1, 2, 3, go," not go on "3". / / Adam: Aha! Busted! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1848.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1849 | [[scene: An island off the coast of Antigua]] / / [sound]: Bang! [[Wendy appears with a pistol and the natives scatter]] / / Wendy: Quick, they won't stay scared long. Out of the pot! / / Ponsonby: No, as an officer of His Majesty's Navy, I refuse to take assistance from the likes of you! / / Mate: A disreputable, filthy, thieving, backstabbing pirate, sir? / / Ponsonby: A woman! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1849.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1850 | [[scene: A forest near the outskirts of a village at the foot of the Orcrift Mountains]] / / Alvissa: This forest looks depressingly familiar... / / Mordekai: These two dead orcs look depressingly familiar... / / Lambert: The outskirts of this village look depressingly familiar... / / Draak: These horse look... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1850.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1851 | [[scene: Interior: A zeppelin gliding majestically over 1930s Paris]] / / Haken: Ah, Paris! I vas here last time durink World War I. / / Ginny: "World War I"? Surely you mean The Great War. / / Haken: Uhhh... Ja, ja. Ve haff no plans. Disregard die numbering. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1851.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1852 | [[scene: The cargo hold of a commercial jetliner]] / / Stewardess: I don't see any large snakes here in the cargo hold. / / Steve: Crikey! They must be somewhere else! / / Steve: Er... I mean: Good! Who'd put giant constrictors in their luggage?! Nope, definitely no giant snakes on board. No evidence at all of that! / / Passenger: Got to take my mind off these snakes in the cabin... Think about something else... Just stare out the window... / / [[large image of the view out a window, where a passenger sees giant snakes on the wing, ripping an engine apart]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1852.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1853 | Me: But but... Dwalin gets massacred by orcs. Steve and Terry fly into a mountain. The Joneses fall foul of da Vinci's Last Deathtrap. / / Me: The pirates are eaten by cannibals. Shakespeare succumbs to the car accident. The Nigerian Finance Minister is fatally shot. / / Me: The Allosaurus is wiped out by an asteroid! The Mythbusters simply never get off the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death! / / Me: I don't die! / / Head Death: I ALMOST HATE TO TELL YOU THIS... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1853.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1854 | [[scene: The grounds of a chateau at night.]] / / [sound]: click THOOM! THOOM! [[Floodlights illuminate the scene of the mysterious killer standing over the dead James Stud.]] / / Morzeny: Exactly one minute, fifty-two seconds. That's excellent. / / Morzeny: The real James Stud doesn't stand a chance. Let me just remove the mask from this stand-in. / / Grant: Wait, that wasn't him? Ah, that explains why it took me so long. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1854.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1855 | [[scene: Complete blackness]] / / Jamie: Hey Adam, I wonder if we'll just fall through this dark hole in the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death forever. / / Adam: That'd be interesting. We'd reach terminal velocity, and never hit anything. I wonder how we'd die. / / Jamie: Thirst, I expect. / / [sound]: SPLASH! SPLASH! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1855.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1856 | [[scene: The bridge of the ship Legacy]] / / Paris: The football match is starting. Where are they? They wanted to watch this. / / [sound]: RIIING! / / Quercus: I'll get the phone. / / Spanners: Well whatever's happened to them, it can't be as bad as last time. / / Quercus: That was the hospital. Iki Piki and Serron have accidentally had their vital organs removed. Again. / / Paris: You really do underestimate them, Spanners. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1856.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1857 | Alvissa: Ahoy, villager! What town is this? / / Villager: Footcrag. / / Dwalin: I toold ye! We were oon thu other side o' yon moontains, but ye made us turn back! [[translation: I told you! We were on the other side of the mountains, but you made us turn back!]] / / Mordekai: But it can't have been the other side. We saw this village there. / / Villager: Oh, then ye've seen our sister village on t'other side o' t'mountains: Cragfoot! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1857.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1858 | [[scene: The office]] / / Ophelia: Mercutio, can you help me with a spreadsheet problem? / / Mercutio: Sure, but only if you let me install OpenOffice. / / Mercutio: I'm abstaining from supporting Microsoft Office products. Besides, OpenOffice is much better. / / Ophelia: Oh? Why? / / Mercutio: It's Excel-Lent. / / Ophelia: How long have you been waiting to do that joke? / / Mercutio: Eleven months. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1858.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1859 | [[scene: Paris from the air, sparkling in the sunshine]] / / Minnesota Jones: [[flying the plane over the city]] Ah, Paris! I was here last time during the Great War. / / Minnesota Jones: Those were the days. An indefinable mixture of tension and thrill. I remember dealing with the Resistance. / / Monty: What? A French Resistance during the Great War? / / Minnesota Jones: Oh yes, but Gabrielle gave in eventually. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1859.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1860 | Me: Didn't anyone else die? / / Head Death: JUST SOMEONE NAMED... GWEN STACY. / / Me: Ha! Yes! I put her on the plane as a backup. She's a major comics character; she's popular; and now she's dead! And she's never coming back! / / Me: Yes! My plan worked! I killed Gwen Stacy! / / [[scene change: Spider-Man sitting silently and looking at the first three panels of this comic on a computer screen.]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1860.html |
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