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| Irregular Webcomic! #691 | [[scene: A garden in an open courtyard inside the ancient Minoan palace]] / Ginny: Hmmm... a Minoan garden. Legend has it their king bred rectangular shaped vegetables for easy stacking and storage. / / Erwin: Die crops are still growing! They look like parsnips! / / Erwin: Hey, it is round, not shaped like you said. / Ginny: Of course. / / Ginny: Everyone knows the square root of a Minos is imaginary. http://irregularwebcomic.net/691.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #692 | [[scene: Me using my computer]] / / [[scene: Me looking a bit perturbed as the photo of me shows a really obvious level of edge enhancement]] / / Me: [[now nothing but the bright lines of an edge-detected photo]] I feel a bit edgy today for some reason. http://irregularwebcomic.net/692.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #693 | Paris: [[walking through the electronic landscape of cyberspace]] So, I'm assuming that, once again, we are stuck here in virtual reality until we get this upgrade done? / Spanners: Naturally. / / Paris: What happens if the install fails? / Spanners: We revert to backups off memory cube. / / Paris: No, I meant what happens to our bodies in realspace? / / Spanners: Yeah, our lives get taken over by clone backups downloaded from our memory records. http://irregularwebcomic.net/693.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #694 | Monty: Grandad! But, weren't you killed in the zeppelin explosion in Berlin?! / / [[scene: double long horizontal panel showing a panorama of Monty, Prof. Jones, and Sallah silently looking up at Minnesota Jones standing on the dock]] / / Minnesota Jones: The boy's still a bit slow, I see. http://irregularwebcomic.net/694.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #695 | GM: Okay, the sun's coming up. I think we'll call it a night and declare that the end of this session of gaming. / / Lambert: Cool. So how far did we get through the adventure? / / GM: Well, the opening act of the quest scenario takes up 35 pages of my adventure notes. / / GM: So far you've learnt the goal of the quest from the Duke... So you're one sentence in. http://irregularwebcomic.net/695.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #696 | [[scene: The Axis of Antagonists' secret hideout]] / Aqualich: [[pointing at a wall map of Kansas City]] A secret plutonium shipment is coming in tonight. Bug, take out the security systems. Hippo, you carry this crate of dead fish. Sea Dog... yes? / / Sea Dog: [[with hand raised]] Arrr! If this shipment be secret, how be we knowin' about it? / / Aqualich: Because we're NPCs and the GM cheats, you fool! http://irregularwebcomic.net/696.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #697 | Minnesota Jones: [[walking along the dock on Santorini with the others]] When I woke up on the zeppelin, you two were gone, so I figured I'd have to save myself. / / Minnesota Jones: I went down to the hold and let out a few dinosaurs, then flew to safety on a pteranodon. / / Prof. Jones: There's no way a pteranodon could support your weight in the air! / / Minnesota Jones: Shall I add that to your earlier statement that there's no way dinosaurs could exist any more? http://irregularwebcomic.net/697.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #698 | [[scene: Steve sleeping in a dark room]] / [caption]: I'm dreaming of a hideously non-Euclidean Christmas... / [caption]: Just like the ones that made my sanity go. / / [[scene: Cthulhu appears and hovers over the fitfully dreaming Steve]] / [caption]: Where the treetops glisten, from all the mucus drippin', / [caption]: From the fangs of monsters in the snow. / / [[scene: a bizarre rugose green thing with eight legs and two heads disturbs Steve's sleep]] / [caption]: I'm dreaming of a hideously non-Euclidean Christmas... / [caption]: With unspeakably blasphemous things all chittering and viridian. / / [[scene: the feverishly dreaming Steve is now surrounded by horribly tenebrous and loathsome snake-like beings]] / [caption]: May your dreams be full of fevered imaginings with shapes ophidian, / [caption]: And may all your Christmases be hideously non-Euclidean. http://irregularwebcomic.net/698.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #699 | Shakespeare: [[at Mercutio's desk]] Mercutio, can you set up a mailing list for staff to discuss Harry Potter fan-fic? / / Mercutio: I can, Will, but all proposed lists have to be cleared by Mr Marlowe first. / / Shakespeare: So he approved that list you run roleplaying games on? / / Mercutio: Hey, what good is being sysadmin if I don't get to abuse my power? http://irregularwebcomic.net/699.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #700 | [[scene: in a cafe on Santorini]] / Prof. Jones: [[drinking some coffee]] How on Earth did you end up on Santorini, Pop? / / Minnesota Jones: I took a train to Athens and caught the ferry. / / Monty: I don't think that's quite what he meant, grandad... / / Sallah: Yes! How did you manage to get anywhere on the Greek public transport system?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/700.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #701 | Paris: But what happens to us if we can't get this upgrade installed? / / [sign]: [[over an ominous looking doorway leading into a...]] Maze of twisty passages, all alike. / / Spanners: We may be about to find out... http://irregularwebcomic.net/701.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #702 | Alvissa: Okay, with the session over, we can take care of some important out of character business. / / GM: Deconstructing your choices during the game to analyse what went wrong, so you can develop your characters... / / GM: ... into more believable personalities and improve both yourselves as roleplayers and our shared gaming experience? / / Kyros: Experience points! / Mordekai: All right! / Draak: Draak like! / Lambert: Yeah! http://irregularwebcomic.net/702.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #703 | Ginny: [[outside an open doorway, carrying a spool of thread]] Aha. I thought so. A labyrinth, just like at Knossos. / / Haken: Won't we get lost inside? / Ginny: That's what this spool of thread is to prevent. / / Erwin: A spool of thread to stop us getting lost in a maze? / / Erwin: That's ariadniculous idea! / Ginny: It's the theseust way... / Haken: Ach! http://irregularwebcomic.net/703.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #704 | Me: [[head on fist, thinking hard in front of the computer]] Wow, two years I've been making this comic. It's tough work. Good ideas are getting harder and harder to find. / / [sound]: Knock! Knock! / Me: Gah. Who could that be? [[goes to answer door]] / / Charity Collector Guy: [[at door]] Hi! I'm taking donations for the Worn Out Comics Artists Relief Fund. / Me: Crikey! / / Me: [[in bed, waking up in fright]] Gad, what a dream... I've definitely been working too hard... http://irregularwebcomic.net/704.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #705 | Amidala: [[looking out into a dense fog]] Curse this fog. I can't see a thing. / / Amidala: Jar Jar, you're familiar with this sort of weather. Can you make out what's happening out there? / / Jar Jar: Muy muy no, Senator Amidala. Meesa no see anything. / / Amidala: Whatever idiot thought to make the Galactic Senate Chamber this damn big didn't realise it would generate its own weather systems. http://irregularwebcomic.net/705.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #706 | [[scene: in a cafe on Santorini]] / Monty: Now we just have to figure out where Dr Smith is leading the Nazis. / / Minnesota Jones: I overheard them in this cafe discussing plans to explore the labyrinth beneath the ruins of the palace. / / Monty: What?! You saw them? Why didn't you have them arrested as spies?! / / Minnesota Jones: I didn't want you boys to miss all the fun! http://irregularwebcomic.net/706.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #707 | Shakespeare: [[in Mr Marwlowe's office]] Mr Marlowe, can I get Mercutio to set up a literature mailing list? Several staff are interested in it. / / Marlowe: I only want lists if they don't encourage staff to chat with each other about non-work matters on company time. / / Shakespeare: So the less we use it, the more likely you are to permit it? What if we have a topic nobody wants to talk about? / / Marlowe: Now that you can have! http://irregularwebcomic.net/707.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #708 | GM: http://irregularwebcomic.net/708.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #709 | Minnesota Jones: There's the labyrinth entrance. Looks like they've left a thread so they couldn't get lost inside. [[pointing at the thread Dr Smith has tied to a nearby bush and trailed into the labyrinth]] / / Sallah: I know! Let's untie it and wind it up as we follow them in! / / Prof. Jones: Well that sounds like a splendid plan to me! / / Minnesota Jones: They get this from hanging around with you, don't they boy? http://irregularwebcomic.net/709.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #710 | [[scene: in cyberspace]] / Spanners: Okay, let me just adjust this switch here... / / [[scene change: still in cyberspace, but the colours are now reversed]] / / Paris: What happened!? / Spanners: The chromaticity feeds to our neural interfaces have been reverse polarised. / / Paris: This is terrible! / Iki Piki: Don't be so negative. http://irregularwebcomic.net/710.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #711 | Head Death: [[on the phone]] I KNOW YOU CONSIDER HIM A THREAT... / / Head Death: BUT AS I'VE REPEATEDLY EXPLAINED, WE DON'T ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE. / / Head Death: AS A MATTER OF FACT, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER? / / [[scene change: the African jungle]] / Jane Goodall: [[on the phone]] I have friends in the United Nations! And Steve needs to be eliminated, damnit! http://irregularwebcomic.net/711.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #712 | Monty: Dad, you want to take labyrinth navigating advice from Sallah?! [[in the background, Minnesota Jones is inspecting the labyrinth entrance]] / / Monty: He has the direction sense of a shortsighted lemming! He's always getting lost! / / Prof. Jones: He never fails to find us again though. / / Monty: That's because we're always in a prison cell in Berlin! http://irregularwebcomic.net/712.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #713 | Martian 1: [[holding a report]] We have the report back from the Ethics Committee on our proposed invasion of Earth. / Martian 2: What's it say? / / Martian 1: [[quoting from the report]] "Subjugating an intelligent species is one of the most heinously unethical crimes imaginable. / / Martian 1: "With this guiding principle in mind, we have carefully studied the Earthling TV and Internet communication systems... / / Martian 1: "... and hereby unconditionally approve the proposed invasion." / Martian 2: w00t! http://irregularwebcomic.net/713.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #714 | [[scene: Me half-looking at the computer, puzzled]] / / Me: [[looking at camera with an expression of disbelief]] I just had this incredible feeling of deja-vu. / / [[scene: Me half-looking at the computer, puzzled]] / / Me: [[looking at camera with an expression of disbelief]] I just had this incredible feeling of deja-vu. http://irregularwebcomic.net/714.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #715 | Prof. Jones: [[walking thorugh thre labyrinth, following the thread]] Lucky they left this thread for us to follow. / / Monty: I can't believe how stupid these Nazis are... / / Prof. Jones: [[reaching the end of the thread]] Blimey, the thread's ended! / / Minnesota Jones: Bloody Godwin! http://irregularwebcomic.net/715.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #716 | Serron: There's one good thing about cyberspace though. / / Serron: Laser swords! [[Paris, Iki Piki, and Serron all brandish shiny glowing laser swords]] / / Serron: Surely we have the tech to build these things for real. How come they don't exist in real life? [[as Iki Piki turns around to face Paris]] / / Spanners: Any company who tried marketing them would go bankrupt from the legal fees for drafting the product safety disclaimer. [[pointing at Iki Piki, who has cut off Paris' head]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/716.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #717 | [[scene: Africa]] / Jane Goodall: [[to herself]] Steve's a menace to wildlife all over the world. / / Jane Goodall: Someone needs to do something about it, and I guess it has to be me. / / Jane Goodall: I'll have to take out a contract. Now who do I know who'll do anything for money? / / [[scene change: The Nigerian Finance Ministry offices]] / Nigerian Finance Minister: [[on phone]] What do you think we are here at the Nigerian Finance Ministry? Some sort of criminals?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/717.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #718 | [[scene: deep in the labyrinth]] / Ginny: I hate to say this gentlemen, but this labyrinth is more cunningly designed than I thought. We shouldn't have gone on with no thread. / / Erwin: Fraulein Dr Smith? Would you like to have dinner with me sometime? / / Ginny: We may be lost in here forever! Doomed never to see another sunrise! And you ask me to have dinner with you?! / / Erwin: [[lifting a lunchbox]] I brought sandwiches... / Ginny: I don't like gherkins... http://irregularwebcomic.net/718.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #719 | Me: [[drinking from a can decorated in a light green design]] Mmmm... Wasabi Cola... / / [[scene: me typing at the computer, the can of cola on the desk]] / / Me: http://irregularwebcomic.net/719.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #720 | [[scene: Cyberpsace. Paris' body and detahced head lie on the ground next to Iki Piki, who is still weilding his laser sword]] / Serron: You killed Paris! / / Iki Piki: It's cyberspace! I was just having a bit of fun! She's not really dead, right? / / Serron: Uh... / / Spanners: You just clicked "Yes, I've read the terms" without actually reading them when you installed your neural interface software, didn't you? http://irregularwebcomic.net/720.html |
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