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Irregular Webcomic! #3004 Edmond Halley: Mr Newton! Something is terribly wrong! Look at this gauge! / / Young Jane Goodall: What is it? / / Isaac Newton: A major rupture in time has just occurred in 1933. / / Isaac Newton: Sorry, we are going to have to go back and repair it before we take you back to kill yourself. / / Me: Oh, gosh, well. Take your time. / / Isaac Newton: It is everyone's time. / / Young Jane Goodall: You tell him, Isaac.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3005 [[scene: The Golden Citadel]] / / SFX: Knock! Knock! / / Ardaxar: Yeeeesss? / / Kyros: Er... Be ye the Great Dragon Sage Ardaxar? / / Ardaxar: Oooh, wait, I think I know this one. / / Ardaxar: Let's see... dragon, lives in the Golden Citadel... Who do you think I am? The not-so-great Faerie Queen Oona?? / / Lambert: Ouch.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3006 [[scene: the Reichstag dungeons]] / / Giuseppe: [[in a cell]] Hey, what about me? / / Young Jamie: Let him out. Any enemy of the Nazis is a friend of ours. / / Giuseppe: Grazie! / / Young Adam: Why would the Nazis have an Italian prisoner in the Reichstag in 1933? / / Giuseppe: They do not appreciate true art! 'O sole mio...! / / Young Adam: Lock him back up!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3007 [[scene: the Head Paradox's office]] / / Head Paradox: Ribbit. / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn. / / Head Paradox: Ribbit. / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn. / / Head Paradox: Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit! / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3008 Kyros: Oh Great Dragon Sage Ardaxar, can you tell us the location of the missing Ruby of Dwarven Might from the arcane Crown of Power? / / Ardaxar: Yes. / / Lambert: Um... go on then. / / Ardaxar: It lies in this very Citadel. / / Mordekai: Cool! We ransack the place and look for it! / / Ardaxar: Um, hello? Dragon.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3009 Yeti: So we need to know when Hitler became a brain in a jar? / / Yeti: Jolly good! I can bring up a history of the Nazis in this timeline on my iPad. / / Terry: There's an app for that? / / Yeti: Yes, but I dare say you wouldn't believe the cross-reality roaming fees.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3010 Past Iki Piki: If only either of us knew anything about illicitly leaving a hospital. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Past Serron: Now if you'd said "prison"...
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Irregular Webcomic! #3011 Alvissa: How long has the Ruby of Dwarven Might been in your possession, oh great Dragon Sage? / / Ardaxar: Oh, since about 30 minutes from now. / / Alvissa: 30 minutes from now? You mean...? / / Ardaxar: Yes. / / Mordekai: What? / / Alvissa: You're not going to...? / / Ardaxar: Yes. / / Mordekai: What??!! / / Lambert: What??!!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3012 [[scene: An office, London, 1940]] / / Shakespeare: Here's my first speech for Winston Churchill. What do you think, Ophelia? / / [[beat]] / / Ophelia: Speeches aren't like fan-fic novels or plays, Will. / / Shakespeare: Why do you say that? / / Ophelia: You've put in response dialogue from Hitler.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3013 Erwin: Die Nazi Party leader is giving die rally speech here in die Reichstag tonight. / / Giuseppe: Let me fix this junction box. Will cause the lights to go off during the speech! No one will vote for him then! / / Erwin: That is die good idea. / / Young Jamie: Wiring is tricky. Are you sure you know what you're doing? / / Giuseppe: Hey, Alessandro Volta is my ancestor! Italians invented electricity!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3014 Lambert: Wait wait wait. You're not a good dragon? / / [[beat]] / / Ardaxar: Do I look like a good dragon? / / Lambert: RUN!!!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3016 [[scene: An airship, flying over a landscape]] / / Long Tom: Arrrr! / / Long Tom: A ship o' the air! / / Long Tom: We'll be undefeatable! / / Long Tom: Not even a great ball o' fire be enough to defeat this ship!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3017 Caption: NASA / / Vernon: Look at these readings! Time disturbances currently occurring in 1933! / / Julie: We'd better inform the President. / / Vernon: The President's never going to believe a story about time travellers and branching histories! / / Julie: He's an Allosaurus, Vern.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3018 SFX: Fwackoom! / / Ardaxar: A fireball? Seriously? / / Kyros: Hey, it was worth a shot. / / Ardaxar: What part of "huge, ancient, red dragon" don't you understand?
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Irregular Webcomic! #3019 Yeti: This says Hitler was turned into a brain in a jar in 1933 after his body was badly burnt in the Reichstag Fire. / / Yeti: This earned him a huge sympathy vote and he became Chancellor. Whereas in our timeline he was already Chancellor. / / Yeti: And ordered the fire himself to convince President Hindenburg to give him greater power. / / Terry: That's never been proven. / / Yeti: Oh... um... Well forget I said that last bit, then.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3020 [[scene: Naples, 1933]] / / SFX: JURRRZ! [[time machine appears]] / / Isaac Newton: Naples, 1933. / / Me: Naples? Really? Let's get some pizza! / / Isaac Newton: No. We're here to pick up a Neapolitan. / / Me: Ice cream with three flavours? Can't we get pizza first?
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Irregular Webcomic! #3021 Monty: Wait. How could you and Erwin have gotten married? The Gorgons turned you both to stone like us. / / Ginny: Not so. When Haken was petrified, we disguised some Greek statues as us and left the museum. / / Ginny: Without Haken's bumbling, the Führer was too effective, so we arranged for him to find the Golden Fleece and rescue Haken. / / Monty: Ah, and us! We would have foiled the Führer if we'd been around too! / / Ginny: If you say so.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3022 [[scene: Mars]] / / Martian 1: Look at this. The Earthlings are messing around with time travel. / / Martian 1: Going back in time and influencing events that have already happened. / / Martian 1: They're ruining the time-space continuum of the entire universe! Using up our most precious resource! / / Martian 1: Do they think history just happens all by itself?!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3023 Alvissa: He's immune to fire, Kyros! Use one of your other elemental skills! / / Kyros: Right. How about an earthquake then? Forces of the Earth, heed to my will! / / SFX: rumble rumble rumble rumble crunch! crack! boom! [[the Golden Citadel collapses into a pile of rubble]] / / Ardaxar: Okay. Now you've just made me angry.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3024 [[scene: Outside the Reichstag]] / / Young Adam: Excellent. Now we just sit back and watch the lights go out on Hitler. / / SFX: ZZZZZT! ZZZZZT! / / SFX: Fwackoom! / / Young Adam: Even better!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3025 Spanners: <whistling> [[while working on the ship's engines]] / / Paris: Hey Spanners, we met our past selves. / / Paris: Is that likely to cause any sort of weird time travel paradoxes? / / Spanners: Frankly, two copies of you guys is less likely to damage the time-space continuum than one copy of Serron and Iki Piki.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3026 Jane Goodall: So the Reichstag Fire is the divergence point. / / Terry: But if Hitler wasn't Chancellor then, the timelines are different already. / / Yeti: There are always minor differences between timelines. A strange name here, an odd date there. History largely flows over these without changing course. / / Yeti: But the Reichstag Fire seems to be a point where things went up in flames. / / Steve: Crikey! / / Yeti: Figuratively speaking.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3027 Giuseppe: 'O sole mio! / / Isaac Newton: Galileo, grab him. / / Galileo: Buongiorno. Volete cambiare il mondo? / / Subtitle: Would you like to change the world? / / Giuseppe: Vorrei diventare un grande tenore lirico. / / Subtitle: I'd like to become a great operatic tenor. / / Galileo: Intendo dire cambiare il mondo in meglio. / / Subtitle: I mean change the world for the better.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3028 [[scene: The Oval Office]] / / Julie: Mr President. We've detected incursions into history. Berlin in 1933, to be precise. Our timeline is under threat! / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! / / Julie: Our best agent, yes sir! Right away! / / Man in Black: [[appearing suddenly]] There's no such thing as a covert black ops reality protection unit with me as its crack field operative.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3029 [[scene: a speech to the British people]] / / Winston Churchill: To fight, or not to fight: that is the question. / / Winston Churchill: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Nazis, / / Winston Churchill: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? / / Winston Churchill: We shall fight!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3030 [[scene: Nigeria]] / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Finance Minister! We just got a call from the President of the USA. / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: There's a threat to global security. And in fact to global history. / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Multiple time travellers are congregating at a time rift in 1933! In Berlin! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Quick! Mobilise all units! Get working on merchandise! "I visited Berlin in 1933 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"!
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Irregular Webcomic! #3031 Monty: So what's the plan to defeat the Nazis? / / Ginny: The Russians will bog them down on the Eastern Front to give the Allies time to mount an invasion of Western Europe. / / Ginny: To hold out against their attacks we need to recover a powerful Russian artefact. / / Monty: Let me guess. Baba Yaga's hut? / / Ginny: No, the Egg of Koschei the Deathless. Although... do you know where the hut is?
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Irregular Webcomic! #3032 Kyros: Forces of Water, hear my call! / / Kyros: I summon forth a cage of ice! / / [[Ardaxar is caught in a block of ice]] / / Lambert: Cool! / / Kyros: See, this is why I prefer fire. Better puns.
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Irregular Webcomic! #3033 [[scene: Berlin]] / / [[Loren, Ishmael, and the Man in Black appear]] / / Loren: Berlin, 1933. / / Ishmael: How did we get here, exactly? / / Loren: Do I have to explain everything to you?
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Irregular Webcomic! #3034 Iki Piki: Paris! Quercus! Hey, the gang's all back together. / / Serron: Let's get off this planet before we mess up our past selves' timeline any further. / / Spanners: Capital idea. I'll prep the engines for departure. / / Paris: That's unusually responsible of you, Serron. / / Serron: I figured it would work better than "before we pay our berthing fee".
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