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| Irregular Webcomic! #2612 | [[scene: the Legacy is landing on Rubilith. A large city can be seen through the forward ports]] / / Paris: Rubilith is highly tectonically active. / / Paris: To make a stable building platform they use giant motion-damping rollers, which rest on the unstable bedrock beneath. / / Iki Piki: You mean... / / Paris:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2612.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2613 | [[scene: a hotel room in Istanbul]] / / Stud: Ah, back at my hotel room for a good night's sleep. / / Tatiana: Hello, James. / / Stud: Oh! You must be... / / Tatiana: My friends call me Tania. / / Stud: Hello, Tania. / / Tatiana: But you can call me Tatiana. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2613.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2614 | Hitler's Brain: Die Joneses will be after die Aegis too. You must beat them. / / Haken: To die Fledermauszeppelin! / / Hitler's Brain: Fledermauszeppelin? / / Haken: I thought it would sound catchy. / / Hitler's Brain: Perhaps if "Fledermaus" were just one syllable. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2614.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2615 | [[scene: the water cooler]] / / Mercutio: I'm reading this fantasy book series, The Recursiad. It's by a theoretical computer scientist. / / Mercutio: It weaves algorithms, data structures, and computability theory into traditional fantasy themes of myth and magic. / / Mercutio: The series has a big following... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2615.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2616 | Mary: What are you two blathering about? / / Young Jamie: I guess it's time to come clean. We're actually from the future. We're your grandsons. / / Sue: You mean... we... with our own grandsons?? / / Mary: Yuk!! / / Young Adam: Actually, we messed up. With each other's grandson. / / Mary: Oh. Well, that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2616.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2617 | Lambert: Dwarves are supposed to be able to find their way around underground. Why can't you? / / Dwalin: Hobbits are suppoosed tae be able tae tell guid jokes. Why can't you? [[translation: Hobbits are supposed to be able to tell good jokes. Why can't you?]] / / Lambert: My jokes are good!! / / Dwalin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2617.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2618 | Monty: The Gorgons reputedly lived in Libya. We need to get to Tripoli as fast as possible. But the Nazis will be watching the airports. / / Prof. Jones: We could take the train to Palermo and then a ferry from there. / / Monty: Hmmm. A bit slower, but easier to hide on. Good thinking, dad. / / Prof. Jones: And... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2618.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2619 | [[scene: the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Scientist Adam: "Don't move," you said. "It can't see us if we don't move," you said. / / Scientist Jamie: On the bright side, our remains will really confuse some paleontologist in the future. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2619.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2620 | Alvissa: We need to rejoin the others. / / Kyros: I could try a teleportation meeting spell. / / Alvissa: You can do that? / / Kyros: Only if one party is in imminent danger from fire. / / Alvissa: Well that should apply to anyone near you. How does this teleport work? / / Kyros: It brings the safe party to the location... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2620.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2621 | [[scene: the engine room of the Legacy]] / / Serron: I'm off to make some black market deals for our cargo. / / Spanners: Take Quercus with you. / / Serron: What for? / / Spanners: Muscle. / / Serron: He's made of wood! He doesn't even have any muscle tissue! / / Spanners: And brains... / / Serron: Likewise!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2621.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2622 | Mercutio: Hey Will, I have a great idea for a new fan-fic you should write. A prequel trilogy to one of the greatest stories ever! / / Mercutio: You start with a young slave boy, who gets caught up in larger events and goes on to become a great warrior for the forces of good. / / Mercutio: But in a tragic... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2622.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2623 | Haken: So, to where do we go? / / Ginny: Tripoli. We'll pick up the trail of the Gorgons there. / / Haken: Ah. A nice city. Tripoli has three prisons und twelve railroads. / / Erwin: Ja, that is mathematicaly sound. There is only one prison und four railroads in Monopoli. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2623.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2624 | Kyros: Okay, I'll try to teleport the others here. / / SFX: Flash! / / [[scene change: the tunnels under the Orcrift Mountains]] / / Lambert: Alvissa! How? / / Alvissa: We teleported. Look out, you're in imminent danger from fire! / / Lambert: Well now we are! You brought Kyros! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2624.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2625 | Mary: So now what? You go back to your own time and abandon us to raise your fathers by ourselves? / / Young Adam: We never met our grandfathers. You told us they died in a lab accident at the army base. / / Young Adam: So hanging around to help you raise the kids could destroy the timestream! It would be... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2625.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2626 | [[scene: London, 1940]] / / Steve: Crikey! There must be something we can do to save people from this terrible war! / / Terry: First we need to get off the street. Quick, into this bar. / / [[They go inside]] / / Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. / / Terry: Rick?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2626.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2627 | Head Death: [[into phone]] Eaten by an Allosaurus? That hasn't happened for 145 million years. / / Head Death: I see... I see. I see. And yes, I know Time doesn't work that way. / / Head Death: Get me Wrestled To Death By Steve. / / Head Death: And whatever you do, don't let the Paradox Department find out. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2627.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2628 | [[scene: A Berlin railway station]] / / Monty: Here's the train. We jump on board and hide in the toilets when the guard comes along to inspect tickets. / / Prof. Jones: Not this carriage. The next one. / / Monty: What? Do you see a guard? / / Prof. Jones: No. The next carriage is first class! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2628.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2629 | Iki Piki: So what do we do while those two are off getting a new cargo? / / Spanners: We could visit the Rubilith Museum of Applied Art. It's famous across all of known space. / / Iki Piki: Applied art? But true art has no purpose beyond its own existence! What could you possibly put in such a museum? / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2629.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2630 | Young Jamie: We have a problem now. Our former grandfathers took our time machine. We can't get back to our own time. / / Mary: That's not such a problem. The government is working on transchronic technology in an ultra-secret base in the Nevada desert. / / Young Adam: Area 51? / / Mary: You've heard of it? / / Young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2630.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2631 | Sting: [[singing]] Every breath you take... Every move you make... / / Lambert: Orcs!! / / Mordekai: Fireball them, Kyros! / / Kyros: I can't. I'm out of bat guano. / / Kyros: I can enhance fire enormously, but without a component of the essence of flame, I can't do anything. / / Alvissa: So we're in... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2631.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2632 | Shakespeare: [[typing]] "You're a funny little boy," she said, "How long have you been here?" / / Shakespeare: [[typing]] "Since I was very little; three, I think," the boy answered. / / Shakespeare: [[typing]] "My mother and I were sold to Imrazôr the Númenórean, but he lost us, betting... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2632.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2633 | Tatiana: Meet me tomorrow in the Saint Sofia Mosque, like we were tourists. I'll give you information about the Lektor decoder. Bye. / / Stud: Aren't you... staying the night? / / Tatiana: No. / / Russian: So why are we filming this through a one-way mirror again? / / Klebb: A British agent and a beautiful Russian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2633.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2634 | [[scene: On board a zeppelin, leaving Berlin]] / / Haken: By zeppelin to Africa. It is somewhat... romantic. / / Haken: You know, I am almost inspired to write die book about our adventures. / / Erwin: I thought we Nazis burnt books, Herr Kolonel. / / Haken: Ja. Many copies would keep me warm during die Bavarian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2634.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2635 | [caption]: xkcq A webcomic of recursion, self-reference, completeness, consistency, and recursion / / [caption]: How Randall Munroe gets stuff done. 1. Conceive idea. / / Randall Munroe: Massively Multiplayer Solitaire! You login and play solitaire, or find a game in progress and kibitz with messages like... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2635.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2636 | Young Jamie: So how do we get into Area 51, a well-guarded top secret base? / / Mary: Disguise yourselves as the pilots of the crashed flying saucer. The army always takes crashed saucer parts and crew there. / / Young Adam: And let ourselves be subjected to interrogation, embarrassing medical probing, and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2636.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2637 | Draak: Draak smash orc! / / Orcs: Aiieeee! / / Alvissa: Good work, Draak. You scared them off. / / Mordekai: He should have been less intimidating and killed them. Now we can't loot the bodies! / / Draak: What say we see what loot thief have? / / Mordekai: "Lovable rogue"! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2637.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2638 | Rick: Terry, what are you doing here in 1940? / / Terry: I... could ask you the same thing, Rick. / / Rick: After Paris, I had to come here to escape the memories. / / Terry: But... it's 1940! / / Rick: The past kept me a prisoner, so where better to lose myself? / / Terry: Other people are content to let poetic justice... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2638.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2639 | [[scene: The seedy dock areas of Rubilith Spaceport]] / / Shady Black Market Dealer: Okay. 2.4 million Rubilith dollars for your cargo. / / Serron: Done! / / Quercus: [[leaving with Serron]] I know we were carrying some sort of contraband, but what was it? / / Serron: Completely undetectable performance enhancing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2639.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2640 | [[scene: On board a train from Berlin to Palermo]] / / Monty: We don't have tickets so we can't use a cabin. / / Monty: We'll have to spend the entire trip... / / Prof. Jones: In the dining car! / / Monty: I was going to say in a corridor. / / Prof. Jones: Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha! You were... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2640.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2641 | [[scene: the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: G'DAY. SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY. THERE WAS SOME CONFUSION. / / Scientist Adam: Who are you? / / Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: DEATH OF BEING WRESTLED TO DEATH BY STEVE, FORMERLY DEATH OF BEING EATEN BY... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2641.html |
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