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| Irregular Webcomic! #2582 | Sallah: Come on. We should get out of here. [[leads the way]] / / Prof. Jones: Before breakfast? / / Sallah: The Nazis weren't going to kill you. They were planning to interrogate you for information on the Aegis of Athena. / / Monty: The legendary goatskin breastplate of the Ancient Greek goddess Athena? But... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2582.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2583 | [[scene: A gypsy camp somewhere on the outskirts of Istanbul]] / / Stud: Well, this is the good life. Drinking strong booze and watching scantily clad women wrestle one another. / / Stud: It's a shame I'll never see either of these girls again. / / Kerim Bey: I'm Nassau sure about that... / / SFX: Bang! Bang! / / Kerim... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2583.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2584 | Paris: So what were we doing before Serron dumped us all in cyberspace again? / / Iki Piki: Serron was going to modify the hyperdrive to carry us forward in time so we could meddle with causality. / / Serron: Again. / / Paris: I've had about enough time travel and destroying the fabric of reality for one lifetime! / / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2584.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2585 | Head Death: SO YOU DIED 400 YEARS AGO, OF...? / / Ghost: Being run through the spleen with a sword. / / Head Death: [[into phone]] GET ME RUN THROUGH THE SPLEEN WITH A SWORD. / / Phone: YES, SIR. / / Head Death: MEANWHILE, FIREBALLS... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YES, SIR? / / Head Death: YOU'RE DEMOTED... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2585.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2586 | Alvissa: I hate to point out the screamingly obvious... / / Alvissa: ... Well, no, I don't. I'm quite relieved to be able to do so. / / Alvissa: But the mountain range is still there. / / Kyros: That ghost ruined my fireball! / / Alvissa: You did, however, scare off Death. / / Kyros: Is that supposed to make me ha... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2586.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2587 | Scientist Jamie: So, we've travelled from 1947 to the Jurassic. What scientific discoveries can we make here? / / Scientist Adam: We can examine the myth that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. / / Scientist Jamie: There are dinosaurs here. We're here. / / Scientist Adam: Wow. I always thought that one was fal... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2587.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2588 | Terry: So where are we? / / [[shot of St Paul's Cathedral through a smoky sky]] / / Jane Goodall: London, 1940. / / Terry: Seriously? / / Terry: Of all the times and places in the world, why would a time machine drop us here? / / Jane Goodall: Have you even heard of Dr Who? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2588.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2589 | Mordekai: Let's toss for it. Heads means left is the safe route, tails means right. / / Lambert: You can't decide a fact by tossing a coin! / / Draak: Draak go left. / / Lambert: I'm following Draak. [[they head for the left tunnel]] / / Mordekai: You can't decide it by following a lizard man! / / Lambert: If Draak... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2589.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2590 | Paris: We're skewing out of hyperspace at Rubilith. [[the ship emerges into realspace, revealing a huge red planet]] / / Serron: Wow, it's like a whole new world. / / Paris: It is a whole new world. / / Serron: I mean, one I've never seen before. / / Paris: I'll send out a press release to warn them you're... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2590.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2591 | Prof. Jones: The Aegis of Athena, huh? We could use Dr Smith's help on this one. / / Monty: Unfortunately, dad, the Nazis have her help at the moment. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, that's too bad. She's an expert on Ancient Greek artefacts. / / Monty: What are we, chopped liver?! / / Prof. Jones: Mmmm... liverwurst. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2591.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2592 | [[scene: Tunnels under the Orcrift Mountains]] / / Mordekai: Are we dead yet? / / Lambert: What? No. / / Mordekai: Are we dead yet? / / Lambert: No! / / Mordekai: Are we dead yet? / / Lambert: What are you doing?! / / Mordekai: Checking to see if the ghost was successful in stopping Kyros from destroying this entire mountain... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2592.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2593 | Scientist Adam: That's a stegosurus! / / Scientist Jamie: We should have brought a camera. / / Scientist Adam: I could write a thousand-word essay describing it. / / Scientist Jamie: I always wondered about that saying... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2593.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2594 | [[scene: The office water cooler]] / / Shakespeare: I'm reading a book about a wizard who, with his younger self, retrieves dinosaurs from the distant past, thus fulfilling legends of the existence of dragons. / / Mercutio: I'm reading one about Nazis using cloned yeti soldiers to raid the afterlife for great... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2594.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2595 | Paris: We'll be docked at the spaceport in half an hour. / / Serron: I'll head for the docks and seek out some shady characters. I'll need weapons and backup. / / Paris: Our first order of business should be to sell our cargo, not get arrested. / / Serron: Sure! What do you think I want the weapons and backup... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2595.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2596 | Lambert: It's lucky for you other races that my people are prone to misadventures such as this. / / Mordekai: Oh? Why is that? / / Lambert: We breed quickly. Our small body size means that females can give birth after a very short gestation period. / / Lambert: We'd quickly out-populate you if not for our tendency... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2596.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2597 | Young Adam: Right. We've effectively removed our supposed grandfathers from the timestream. / / Young Adam: We must be our own grandfathers now. Myth confirmed! / / Young Jamie: There are bigger issues here. Martians do exist and the government has been covering up the existence of flying saucers... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2597.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2598 | Terry: So we're in London during the Blitz. Now what? / / Jane Goodall: You two amuse yourselves for a while. There's a young girl I have to visit. [[walks off]] / / Terry: [[calling after Jane]] How do you know anyone in this time period? / / Steve: I reckon she knows more than she lets on. / / Terry: Making... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2598.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2599 | Ginny: The Aegis of Athena, huh? We could use the Joneses help on this one. / / Erwin: [[arriving]] Herr Kolonel! Die Joneses! They have escaped! / / Haken: What?? Why is it our prison cells are leaky like a sieve?! / / Ginny: Not exactly. A sieve holds the dregs. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2599.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2600 | Stud: We've fought the Bulgars off and saved the gypsy camp. / / Kerim Bey: Good. But I am shot in the arm. I shall get my revenge against Krilencu later. / / Vavra: Fala, glutskerdan mi ajlevi. Akana sinan mo čhavo. / / Kerim Bey: He thanks you and says you are now his son. / / Stud: Great! Can I borrow the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2600.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2601 | Scientist Adam: Look, a clutch of dinosaur eggs! I wonder what species they are. / / Scientist Jamie: With our modern 1940s scientific knowldge, we know dinosaurs are plodding reptiles who abandon their young. / / Scientist Jamie: So unfortunately the parents are long gone. / / Scientist Adam: Well I guess they... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2601.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2602 | Kyros: Where are the others? / / Alvissa: They fled. / / Kyros: They're missing all the fun. / / Alvissa: I'm sure they're having a better time than we are. / / Dwalin: Wi're lost, en't we? [[translation: We're lost, aren't we?]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2602.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2603 | Paris: We have to fill out these customs declaration forms. Are you happy to declare we're not carrying anything illegal? / / Serron: Happier than I would be owning up to it, yes. / / Iki Piki: Uh... Maybe I should buy the cargo next time. / / Serron: Then your only reason to have me as part of the crew would... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2603.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2604 | Shakespeare: What can we do to make our lives more interesting? / / Mercutio: We could make an edgy new website, with lots of interesting content. / / Mercutio: Gain a huge audience, then use it as a vehicle to publish and promote books. / / Shakespeare: Yes, I suppose a spectacular business failure would qualify... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2604.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2605 | Cat: Meow! Meow! / / Isaac Newton: That darn cat. I shall have to invent some apparatus to allow it to enter and leave as it desires without my intervention. / / Isaac Newton: Some sort of cunning flap arrangement in the door, through which the cat may effect its own ingress and egress. / / Cat: [[thinking]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2605.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2606 | Lambert: We're not lost. We know exactly where we are. Under the Orcrift Mountains. / / Dwalin: Thu Orcrift Moontains form a range suxteen hoondred miles long, und oop to 50 miles wide! [[translation: The Orcrift Mountains form a range sixteen hundred miles long, and up to 50 miles wide!]] / / Draak: On two... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2606.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2607 | Young Adam: Hi Mary, Sue. We need to tell you something important. / / Mary: I'm Mary. She's Sue. / / Young Jamie: Uh oh... / / Young Adam: This is terrible! We wanted to be our own grandfathers, but now we're each others' grandfathers! / / Young Jamie: Ah, but we're our own great-great-grandfathers! / / Young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2607.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2608 | [[scene: the streets of Berlin]] / / Monty: According to myth, Athena lent her Aegis to Perseus, to protect him when he went to slay the Gorgon, Medusa. / / Prof. Jones: But Medusa's sisters Euryale and Stheno were immortal. So they should still be alive! We go ask them! Brilliant! / / Monty: There's just one... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2608.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2609 | [[scene: London, 1940]] / / Steve: Let's go to the War Office! We can let them know Hitler's plans! We can end the war years early! Crikey! / / Terry: "Excuse me, Mr Churchill. We're from the future. Fortify Yugoslavia." That sort of thing? / / Steve: Oh. Yeah, I see the problem with that now. / / Steve: They'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2609.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2610 | Alvissa: Why do you carry an orb and a telescope instead of a wizard's staff? / / Kyros: Most wizards with a staff succumb to the temptation to add more and more gold ornamentation to it over time. / / Kyros: Until eventually the staff becomes too ornate and heavy to use properly. / / Alvissa: So... / / Kyros: Yes.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2610.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2611 | [[scene: the Jurassic]] / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! / / Scientist Adam: It's an Allosaurus! / / Scientist Jamie: Don't move. There's a theory that these creatures have such poor eyesight that they can only sense prey when it moves. / / Scientist Adam: [[not moving]] A theory? / / Scientist Jamie: Well if it's not true,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2611.html |
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