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| Irregular Webcomic! #2461 | Monty: So we're on a zeppelin to Berlin, in the clutches of Nazis. / / Prof. Jones. It could be worse, Junior. / / Monty: Worse?! How could it be worse, Dad?! / / Prof. Jones: They could be evil mirror universe Nazis. / / [[beat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2461.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2462 | Martian 3: Where are you taking me? / / Soldier: We're going to do an alien autopsy. / / Martian 3: But... to do an autopsy you'd need me to be dead. / / Soldier: Now you're getting the idea. / / Martian 3: You're going to wait for me to die?? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2462.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2463 | Kyros: Channelling enough mana to blow apart the mountains will take several hours. / / Alvissa: And if you're interrupted? / / Kyros: If I lose concentration for so much as a split second, all the mana gathered so far will be released in a huge explosion. / / Alvissa: Oh. / / Kyros: Sorry, did you say somethin... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2463.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2464 | Nigerian Finance Minister: All right, let's see. A... B... C... D... / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: http://irregularwebcomic.net/2464.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2465 | Spanners: [[cyberspace avatar]] What? / / Spanners: [[into radio]] Paris, are we all in cyberspace again? What's going on? / / Paris: [[over radio]] Er, nothing. Just a tiny glitch in the ship's computer. / / Paris: Serron tried to plug his MP3 player into the ship's hi-fi system. / / Serron: I thought we could... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2465.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2466 | Jamie: How come the younger you was blond, when what little hair you have left now is ginger? / / Adam: That was when that cute chemistry student showed me data that looked like the Government was testing mind control chemicals on civilians. / / Adam: We raided military bases for evidence. I wanted a disguise,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2466.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2467 | Terry: Jane Goodall's on her way from Africa, Steve. She expects to see a live Balrog when she gets here! / / Steve: You want me to summon another one?! / / Terry: Steve. Do you remember what happened at our wedding reception? / / Steve: Crikey! Everyone had a bonza time! The gorillas really liked the cake! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2467.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2468 | Soldier: See, if you want to conquer Earth, you first need to understand Earth culture and traditions. / / Soldier: Take me for example. I'm named after my grandfather; he was named after his grandfather; and so on, every second generation. / / Soldier: And my grandson will be named after me. / / Martian 3: So... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2468.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2469 | Shakespeare: Inspired by the sucess of Harry Potter, I'm going to start writing a children's story. / / Ophelia: Good for you, Will! / / Shakespeare: It's a darkly humorous morality tale about a poor boy who wins a tour of a fantastical chocolate factory. / / Shakespeare: What do you think? / / Ophelia: I... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2469.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2470 | Caption: Meanwhile, in the mirror universe: / / Evil Monty: So we're on a zeppelin to Berlin, in the clutches of Nazis. / / Evil Prof. Jones. It could be worse, Junior. / / Evil Monty: Worse?! How could it be worse, Dad?! / / Evil Prof. Jones: They could be evil mirror universe Nazis. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2470.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2471 | Kyros: Where have the others gone? / / [[Alvissa looks around]] / / Alvissa: I think they've fled for the hills. / / Kyros: Oooh. Bad choice. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2471.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2472 | Soldier Ishmael: The base scientists will know what to make of you. / / Martian 3: They're experts in alien biology? / / Solider Ishmael: They're experts in everything. / / Soldier Ishmael: They've been figuring out how your flying saucer works. / / Scientist Jamie: Frankly, I don't see how this thing can... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2472.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2473 | Steve: Crikey! The Balrog's vanished! Its body has smouldered to ash! / / Steve: What are we going to do!? Jane'll be here soon! / / Terry: I've seen you face down charging rhinos, attacking tigers, stampeding elephants, and lunging crocodiles, but I've never seen you so agitated! / / Steve: They're nothing compared... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2473.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2474 | Spanners: Unfortunately this is an early version of the cyberspace software, without the enhanced safety features added later. / / Serron: So this time around should be even more entertaining. / / Paris: I died last time we were in cyberspace, in that "upgraded" version! / / Serron: True. It'll be hard... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2474.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2475 | Mercutio: Hmm. "Magic: the Gathering", "Hunter: the Reckoning", "Mage: the Awakening". There are lots of fantasy games named as "Noun: the Verb". / / Shakespeare: That really should be "Noun: the Gerunding". / / Ophelia: "Gerund" isn't a verb to be... um... gerunded. / / Mercutio: You can gerund any verb! / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2475.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2476 | Young Jamie: Where are we, Adam? / / Young Adam: Roswell Army Air Field. My grandfather was a base scientist here in 1947. / / Young Jamie: Really? By an astounding coincidence, so was mine. / / Young Adam: Wow. What are the odds of that? / / Young Jamie: In this universe, I'd say it was probably inevitable. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2476.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2477 | Mirror-Universe Haken: So glad you could accept our invitation, Herr Doctor Jones. / / Mirror-Universe Monty: What are you going to do with us, you fiend? / / Mirror-Universe Haken: We have tickets to A Midsummer Night's Dream, followed by a traditional dinner of sauerkraut and sausages. What do you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2477.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2478 | Iki Piki: Let's use the easy way out of cyberspace this time. Computer, end program! / / Computer: I'm sorry. Did you want me to send a telegram? / / Iki Piki: No! End program! / / Computer: I'm sorry. Did you want me to initiate a Zen pogrom? / / Iki Piki: No!! / / Paris: Actually, I'm kind of curious to see that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2478.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2479 | Host: Your next question is for the first safe level of $1000. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: I'm ready. / / Host: Over which of these Internet protocols is it safest to transmit credit card details? A. HTTP. B. HTTPS. C. IRC. D. Facebook. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Well, they're all safe for sending details... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2479.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2480 | Mordekai: Why are we even fleeing? There's no safe distance when Kyros and fire are involved. / / Lambert: Fleeing also achieves another very important thing. / / Mordekai: Oh? / / Lambert: We've managed to split the party again. / / Mordekai: Two recipes for disaster for the price of one? / / Lambert: You got it. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2480.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2481 | Customs Officer: Welcome to Australia. Name? / / Jane Goodall: Dame Jane Goodall. / / Customs Officer: Where have you arrived from today? / / Jane Goodall: Africa. / / Customs Officer: Anything to declare? / / Jane Goodall: A great many things, young man! / / Jane Goodall: Do you know what's wrong with the world today!?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2481.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2482 | Haken: So glad you could accept our invitation, Herr Doktor Jones. / / Monty: What are you going to do with us, you fiend? / / Haken: We have tickets to A Midsummer Night's Dream, followed by die traditional dinner of sauerkraut und sausages. What do you think! / / Prof. Jones: Ooh. I like sausages. This... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2482.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2483 | Young Adam: 1947, wow. Imagine the people we could meet and talk to. Einstein, Fermi, Feynman, Teller, Oppenheimer... / / Young Adam: All the great scientists! Just think of the opportunities! / / Young Jamie: To learn fundamental physics from the people developing it? / / Young Adam: To learn about making atomic... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2483.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2484 | Iki Piki: So we still can't make computers reliably recognise voice commands? / / Spanners: Nope. / / Iki Piki: A dog can recognise voice commands! Why can't the product of over 400 years of computer technology do so?! / / Spanners: Because there are now laws preventing us from wiring dogs' brains into... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2484.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2485 | Dwalin: Noo that wi're separated from thu elf und thu wizard, what do we do? [[translation: Now that we're separated from the elf and the wizard, what do we do?]] / / Lambert: We walk the Paths of the Dead. The souls of an army who pledged allegiance to the hobbits of the Shire haunt these mountains. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2485.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2486 | Anton van Leeuwenhoek: Attend here, my assistant! / / Assistant: What is it, Mijnheer van Leeuwenhoek? / / Anton van Leeuwenhoek: I have made a fantastic discovery with this "micro-scope" I have invented. Each drop of water swarms with hundreds of tiny animals! / / Anton van Leeuwenhoek: But in alcohol, there... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2486.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2487 | Haken: Erwin! Throw them in die cells! / / Erwin: Jawohl! / / Prof. Jones: I thought you said you were taking us out to a play and dinner. / / Haken: I was being sarcastic! Die Nazi sense of humour is very dry! / / Prof. Jones: Oh. So that whole thing your Führer told Neville Chamberlain about not wanting to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2487.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2488 | Steve: Jane! / / Jane Goodall: The Balrog! Quick! Where is it? / / Steve: Crikey! Um... it ran off! / / Jane Goodall: It ran off?! Quick! Sound the alarms! We have to evacuate the entire city! / / Terry: Now look what you've done, Steve. Why didn't you tell her the truth? / / Steve: And have her be mad at me? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2488.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2489 | Iki Piki: To get out of cyberspace again it'll be some sort of symbolic quest, right? / / Spanners: It says here we need to cross the Orcrift Mountains into the Swamp of Terror and so to the Golden Citadel... / / Spanners: ... to inquire of the Great Dragon Sage Ardaxar the whereabouts of the missing Ruby... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2489.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2490 | Alvissa: So anyone anywhere near these mountains is going to be engulfed in a vast gout of flame? / / Kyros: That's the idea. / / [[Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs manifests]] / / Alvissa: I was wondering when you'd get here. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2490.html |
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