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| Irregular Webcomic! #2401 | Prof. Jones: Here's a local. We'll ask him where the zeppelins are. / / Monty: Subtly, dad. / / Prof. Jones: Entschuldigen Sie bitte, wo bewahren Sie die großen Windbeutel auf? / / Local: Dort drüben. / / Prof. Jones: He says they keep the large gas bags over this way. / / [[They arrive outside the Rathaus]] / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2401.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2402 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Look, sir. I've collected a victim of an insanely overpowered fireball. / / Head Death: You do realise Balrogs can't be killed by fire? / / [[beat]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Well what's he doing here then?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2402.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2403 | Dwalin: We cannae go north. That's thu land o' thu ice giants. [[translation: We can't go north. That's the land of the ice giants.]] / / Mordekai: We can't go south. That's the realm of The Necromancer. / / Alvissa: But we have to get east across these mountains into the Swamp of Terror! / / Lambert: Would now... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2403.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2404 | Edmond Halley: Mr Newton! A Mr Sinker has published a theory of a reflecting telescope, much like the one on which you are working! / / Isaac Newton: Curse it! First gravitation, then calculus, now this! / / Isaac Newton: Can nothing rid me of the scourge of these pretenders to my discoveries? / / Isaac Newton:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2404.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2405 | Young Adam: Do you mean to say Star Wars doesn't exist in this timeline? / / Jamie: Sure it does. All those laser satellites Reagan built to protect us from Soviet nukes. / / Young Jamie: You have actual laser satellites? / / Young Adam: Cool!!! / / Adam: Yeah. Best peace-keeping idea ever. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2405.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2406 | Iki Piki: So how do we get around the fact that travelling faster than light violates causality according to special relativity? / / Paris: Shhhh!!! We don't ever mention that! / / Iki Piki: Ah... / / Iki Piki: That explains the broom closet and the Persion rug in the ship's hallway. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2406.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2407 | Host: All right, now you play for $200. Are you ready? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Yes. / / Host: What is unwanted e-mail called? / / Host: A. Pork. B. Beef. C. Turkey. D. Spam. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Sorry, I don't understand the question. All e-mail is wanted! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2407.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2408 | Head Death: The material form of a Balrog can be destroyed, but its spirit is immortal. / / Head Death: It is merely banished to another plane until it reforms a new body and is summoned forth once more. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Who'd be crazy enough to summon a Balrog? / / Steve: Hey Terry!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2408.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2409 | Lambert: How about we ride some Giant Eagles and fly over the mountains? / / Mordekai: Now there's an idea! Let the Eagles do all the work! / / Lambert: There you go. There's my contribution to this quest. / / Alvissa: You don't know any Eagles, do you? / / Lambert: I figured Kyros could summon them. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2409.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2410 | Ginny: The zeppelin field is this way, I tell you. / / Monty: How do we know you're telling the truth? / / Ginny: Because there's a zeppelin landing over there? / / Prof. Jones: She's right, Junior! / / Monty: It's a trick, I tell you. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2410.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2411 | Ophelia: You can't argue against the success of J. K. Rowling, Will. / / Ophelia: She's sparked the imaginations of people everywhere. It's die Zeitgeist, as it were. / / Mercutio: Actually, it's der Zeitgeist. / / Ophelia: Oh honestly, Mercutio, what are you? Some sort of German Nazi? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2411.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2412 | Young Jamie: But Star Wars - the movie - came out five years before we left our time. / / Young Jamie: If it doesn't exist in this timeline, then the divergence point must be earlier than 1977. / / Young Adam: Quick! Who won World War II? / / Young Jamie: Don't be silly. Obviously the same as in our time. / / Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2412.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2413 | Martian 1: Okay. We need to conduct Earth operations more carefully from now on. / / Martian 1: We'll restrict ourselves to recon flights, mutilating cattle, and abducting people with no credibility for embarrassing probing experiments. / / Martian 2: What about the psychics who will correctly divine our existence? / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2413.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2414 | Iki Piki: So there are stars in hyperspace? / / Paris: No, not really. Those are just leakages of light from our own dimension. / / Paris: They serve as convenient navigation beacons, but there's no substance there. / / Iki Piki: I meant TV stars. I'm picking up a broadcast of The Tonight Show. / / Paris:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2414.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2415 | Steve: Etultainyë halda ëala Valarauko. Nalyë alta ar taura. Miquinyë tallya ar etelehtainyë hirdinya alcarlyanna. / / Terry: Steve! No!!! / / Terry: Steve! You summoned a Balrog! / / Steve: Crikey! I 'ope 'e wasn't busy somewhere. / / Terry: Oh seriously, who would be disappointed... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2415.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2416 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Well, assuming there were such a thing as unwanted e-mails... Let's see. Pork... no. Beef... no. Turkey... no. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Spam... / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: <cough> / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Lock in Spam please. / / Host: Okay, locked in! / / Host:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2416.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2417 | Kyros: You want me to summon Eagles to carry us over the Orcrift Mountains? / / Kyros: I can only summon Fire Eagles. / / Lambert: Sure, whatever works. / / Lambert: Although... What are Fire Eagles, exactly? / / Kyros: Let's just say that freezing at high altitude will be the least of your worries. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2417.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2418 | Young Jamie: Wait, wait, wait. The Nazis won? / / Jamie: Yes. They defeated the tyranny of the expansionist British Empire. / / Jamie: I mean, good lord, can you imagine if the British had won? / / Adam: We'd all be eating corned beef, stodgy puddings, and mushy peas! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2418.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2419 | Prof. Jones: Zeppelins always remind me of great sausages... / Monty: No wurst puns, Dad! I can't stand them! / Prof. Jones: You really mustn't like sausages. / Monty: No, sausages themselves are fine. / Prof. Jones: Then why do you knock-wurst so much? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2419.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2420 | Caption: Mars, 1947: / / Martian 1: Make a recon flight over Mt Rainier in Washington. / / Martian 2: What if a human sees us? / / Martian 1: Fly erratically. Skip across the sky like saucers skipping across a lake. Nobody will believe their eyes. / / Martian 2: So... you want our flying saucers to behave like...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2420.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2421 | Galileo: Wow, I see moons around Jupiter! / / Galileo: I shall name them after the discoverer, myself. They shall be known as... The Galilean Satellites! / / Man in Black: There's no such things as moons around Jupiter. / / Galileo: Er, of course... my mistake. They must be... stars, I guess. I shall name them...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2421.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2422 | Serron: So we're on course for Rubilith? / / Paris: Yes. / / Paris: You chose that planet because it had good market prices for the goods we're carrying? / / Serron: Yes. And slack customs inspection and enforcement. / / Serron: And the courts are known for accepting bribes. / / Paris: I'm glad you've thought that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2422.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2423 | Host: And Spam is correct for $200! Question 3, for $300: What is the capital of Nigeria? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Ah! Now this one I know! / / Host: Not so fast. Wait for the choices. / / Host: A. Lagos. B. Abuja. C. Ouagadougou. D. Antananarivo. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Oh. Where's the option for $853... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2423.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2424 | Steve: Stand back, Terry! I'll wrestle 'im! / / Terry: You can't wrestle a Balrog, Steve! / / Steve: Watch me! / / Steve: Crikey! It's lucky we had that house extension completed last month! / / Terry: The Endless Stair? / / Steve: Yeah! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2424.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2425 | Death of Choking on a Giant Frog: So, you had a Balrog, but you let him get away? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: It wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know he was immortal? / / Death of Choking on a Giant Frog: Haven't you read The Silmarillion yet? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2425.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2426 | Young Adam: So, no flying cars by 2009. Is there at least a colony on Mars? / / Jamie: Um... no. There's a slight prob... / / Young Adam: What sort of slacker future space-age civilisation is this?! Not even a Martian colony yet!! / / Jamie: The Martians won't let us. / / Young Adam: The who with the what now? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2426.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2427 | Lambert: Well then. I'll make a decision. Let's head south. / / Dwalin: But sooth lies Dentorn Forest. I hear tell it's fool o' talkin' trees. An unfinite noomber o' them! [[translation: But south lies Dentorn Forest. I hear tell it's full of talking trees. An infinite number of them!]] / / Alvissa: How can... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2427.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2428 | Governor: Arrrr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast! / / Ponsonby: Yarrr! I be aware o' that! Only a scurvy lubber'd not be talkin' like a pirate today! / / Governor: That be raisin' an interestin' question. What be real pirates doin' on this fine day, me matey? / / [[scene change: On board the pirate ship Allosaurus]] / / Long... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2428.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2429 | Martian 1: [[reading a newspaper]] "Flying Saucers Seen over Mt. Rainier". / / Martian 1: You fools! The Earthlings weren't supposed to see you! / / Martian 1: Make another recon flight. And this time I want no stuff ups! / / Martian 2: Where? / / Martian 1: Roswell, New Mexico. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2429.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2430 | Serron: So how does this hyperspace thing work, Spanners? / / Spanners: The local coordinate system is a conformal map of our own dimensions on to a logarithmic polar space. / / Spanners: Angles are preserved so navigation is straightforward. But distances are wildly distorted, allowing us to cover parsecs... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2430.html |
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