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|Irregular Webcomic! #211||Alvissa, Kyros, Lambert, Mordekai: Yay! We outsmarted Death! / / Kyros: What do we get for it? / / GM: [[disgusted]] "Get for it?" You're alive! What more do you want? / / Alvissa: Gold! / Kyros: Magic items! / Mordekai: Jewels! / Lambert: Experience points! / Draak: Draak like!|
|Irregular Webcomic! #212||French Bureaucrat 1: [[sitting at a table in front of a "Regardez! Francais, oui! Anglais, non!" sign]] Zee latest resarche shows usage of zee word "email" eez eencreasing among zee publique. / / French Bureaucrat 2: Zis eez out-rejjus! We cannot allow zee people francaise to speak any way zay want! / / French...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #213||Mordekai: Bandits! / / Kyros: Stand back! I'm going to channel 300 points of mana for a fireball! / / Draak: Draak not want die more! [[striking Kyros down in one blow]] / [sound]: CRACK! / / Alvissa: Well done, Draak! / Bandit: [[standing around watching]] Hey, what about us?|
|Irregular Webcomic! #214||Obi-Wan: [whispering] Your memory must be faulty, little droid. That was an R4 unit who went with me to Kamino. / / Artoo: Boop! Beep! Boop! Bleep! Beep! Bloop!
|Irregular Webcomic! #215||Bandit: Take that! [[slashing at Draak with his sword]] / [sound]: SLICE! / / Draak: [native tongue] / [caption]: * Translation: Oh dear. That's cut the tendon of the flexor carpi radialis and the anconeus. Fortunately it's missed the radial artery, but this wound will take weeks to heal and for the nerves...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #216||Phone: Hello. Bank of Nigeria. How can we help you? / Nigerian Finance Minister: Hi. This is the Minister of Finance. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: We have a federal budget surplus of $30,000,000. I'd like to transfer it to the U.S. Treasury to reduce our foreign debt. / / Phone: Unfortunately we can only do...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #217||Terry: Paris was nice, Steve. / Steve: Yeah, but it's good to be back home, Terry. / Terry: [[Cthulhu rears up out of nowhere]] Aiiee! Cthulhu followed us! / Steve: Oh, g'day. I'd be careful if I was you, mate. / Steve: We 'ave salt-water crocs! [[saltie approaches Cthulhu, mouth agape]] / Terry:...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #218||Amidala: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like. / / Anakin: Or be with the people I love. / Amidala: Are you allowed to love? / / Amidala: I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi. / Anakin: Oh, there's all sorts of loopholes...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #219||Male Telepath: [thinking] [[with his massive head]] Welcome to our planet! / Spanners: Hey, he's talking telepathically! / / Female Telepath: [thinking] [[while looking fabulous]] Yes. All members of my species are psionic. / / Iki Piki: Hmmm. Maybe you can answer something for me. / Male Telepath: [thinking]...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #220||Prof. Jones: [[hoisting a sword]] I can't believe they actually left this lying around where we could reach it. Those Nazis are pretty stupid, Junior. / / Monty: I don't know, dad. They got clean away with the Egyptian Book of the Dead and the Mayan Codex. / / Monty: They'll be halfway to Berlin by now. / Prof....|
|Irregular Webcomic! #221||Iki Piki: So what sort of psionic powers do your people possess? / / Female Telepath: [thinking] Oh, the usual. Telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, teleportation, astral projection, and precognition. / / Iki Piki: Precognition! That must be useful! / Female Telepath: [thinking] Less useful than you might think. / / Female...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #222||[caption]: South America 1937 [[Prof. Jones and Monty pass through jungle foliage...]] / / [[... by a large palm tree...]] / / [[... through tall grass...]] / / [[... past thick bushes...]] / / [[... along a river...]] / / [[... through a field...]] / / Prof. Jones: We're lost, Junior. / Monty: How so, dad? / Prof. Jones:...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #223||Serron: So, can I learn to be psionic? / Male Telepath: [thinking] No. You have to be born with the talent. / Serron: Hmmm. / / Serron: Do you have cloning labs on this planet? / Male Telepath: [thinking] Yes. / Serron: Gene-splice technicians? / Male Telepath: [thinking] Of course. / / Serron: And standard neural personality...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #224||Anakin: [[talking into a videophone]] Hi mum! I'm on Naboo! / Shmi: [[on phone]] Ani! It's good to hear from you! How are you? / / Anakin: Great! Guess what? I saved a whole planet, and I'm friends with the queen, and I'm gonna be a Jedi! / / Shmi: [[sitting at her videophone]] Oh, I knew you could do it Ani!...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #225||Haken: Mein Fuhrer! We have retrieved die Mayan Codex und die Egyptian Book of der Dead! / / Hitler's Brain: Wunderbar! Die Book of der Dead too! With this I can resurrect mein body and escape this jar! Open it! / / Haken: Your jar? / Hitler's Brain: nein! Die Book, you dumbkopf! / / Haken: It's in Ancient Egyptian! / Erwin:...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #226||Me: [thinking] [[reading a webcomic]] "This comic is self-referential." / / Me: [thinking] "Panel 1 tells you it's self-referential, and panel 2 tells you that panel 2 tells you about panels 1 and 2." / / Me: [thinking] "Panel 3 tells you about panel 3. It also tells you about panel 4, in which the reader...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #227||Haken: Actually, I can read Ancient Egyptian. / Hitler's Brain: Vell then! Read it! / / Haken: [hieroglyphs] / Erwin: Uh, Herr Kolonel... / / Erwin: [[a huge spinning vortex opens up behind them]] Die words are opening a vortex! / Haken: [[as he's drawn towards the opening]] Mein Gott! It's pulling me in! / / Erwin:...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #228||Wendy: [[presenting a captive rascal at sword-point]] Cap'n! This scurvy knave be needing punishment! / / Long Tom: Arrr! What be his crime? Stealing rations o' rum? Purloining pieces o' eight? Consorting with the Spanish? / / Dirque: He be messin' wi' the physical parameters o' the universe! / / Long Tom: Make...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #229||Vader: I sense something... / / Vader: A disturbance in the Force... [[a spinning vortex slowly expands behind him]] / / Vader: [[turns to look at it]] Yes, that's pretty disturbing... / / Vader: [[aghast as a person appears before him]] Where have you materialised from?! Did Obi-Wan send you? / Haken: [[stepping...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #230||Female Telepath: [thinking] Yes. / Spanners: Are you really precognitive? / Female Telepath: [thinking] Oh yes, indeed. / / Spanners: Can you predict what I'm about to say? / Female Telepath: [thinking] Of course I can. / / Spanners: Can you answer questions before I ask them? / Female Telepath: [thinking] I just...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #231||Haken: [[as they take a walk through the Death Star]] Zo, Herr Vader, this is some sort of alternate dimension to my own, ja? / Vader: It seems so, yes. / / Haken: Tell me about it. / Vader: I'm the right hand man of an all-powerful Emperor, who rules by the use of mysterious occult powers... / / Haken: Amazing!...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #232||Paris: So what was your main motivation for evolving psionic powers? / / Male Telepath: [thinking] Well, we got tired of hunting for the remote control. / / Paris: You mean...? / / Male Telepath: [thinking] Yes. We became telly-kinetic.|
|Irregular Webcomic! #233||Admiral Ozzel: Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of hyperspace and we're preparing to... / / Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. [[holds out his hand, clenching it]] / / Admiral Ozzel: Aaack!
|Irregular Webcomic! #234||Hermione: Boo-hoo-hoo! / Harry: Hermione! Stop crying! What's wrong? / / Hermione: It's the new headmaster...
|Irregular Webcomic! #235||Erwin: [hieroglyphs] [[vortex reappears and spits out a confused Haken in a black shirt]] / / Erwin: Kolonel Haken! You're back! / Good Haken: Erwin? What did you do? / / Erwin: I read the hieroglyphics backwards. When you disappeared, we thought it was an ill Amun. / / Good Haken: Erwin, you're a real Ra of s...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #236||Long Tom: Arrr! Shore leave in Tortuga! Time for winin' and wenchin'! No offense, Wendy. / / Prof. Jones: Avast ye swab! / Soccer Player: Belay, ye scurvy lubbers! / Nigerian Finance Minister, Steve: Arrr! / Harry: Ahoy, me mateys! / / Long Tom: What be this? / Harry: It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! / / Long...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #237||Erwin: Uh... Herr Kolonel, wasn't your hook on die other side before you went through der vortex? / / Good Haken: [[looks at the hook on his right hand]] It's okay. I prefer it this way. I'm actually left handed. / / Good Haken: Now it you'll excuse me, I have some important work to do. / / Erwin: Mein Fuhrer,...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #238||Hermione: What are you doing, Harry? / Harry: [[stirring a cauldron]] Ensuring my future, Hermione. / / Hermione: By brewing a potion? / Harry: Not just any potion, Hermione. Eternal life! / / Hermione: A Lich potion?! But that's... Dark Magic! Harry, you can't! / / Harry: Hermione, word on the street is I have two...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #239||Vader: [[leading the left-hooked evil Haken along a line of Stormtroppers]] And these are some of our Imperial Stormtroopers. / / Haken: But... this is fantastisch! We have Stormtroopers also in die Third Reich! / / Vader: Are your Stormtroopers all highly competent, combat hardened, ruthlessly effective killing...|
|Irregular Webcomic! #240||[caption]: If Shakespeare had been born 400 years later... / / Screen: Microsoft PowerPoint Hamlet.pps [[Screens showing such meaningful content as "*Be *Not Be" and a confused guy clip art and a simple "Play within play" diagram]]|
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