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| Irregular Webcomic! #2341 | [[scene: the swamps of Dagobah]] / / Luke: Well, gosh, thanks Ben, but I would have preferred it to be true from some other point of view. / / Obi-Wan's ghost: Such as? / / Luke: Such as, the point of view of having anything to do with what actually happened. / / Luke: So, when you told me that you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2341.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2342 | Mercutio: [[looking at his computer]] Hey, there's comics on the Internet! / / Mercutio: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! / / Shakespeare: Wow, you'd have to be a sad, sad person to devote your spare time to doing that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2342.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2343 | [[scene: Inside the ship Legacy, on the bridge]] / / Serron: This ship is fitted with all the latest high tech gadgetry. There's stuff in here which has never been used on a non-military vessel before. / / Paris: Why is half the stuff in here a horrendous shade of bright pink? / / Serron: That's so you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2343.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2344 | [[scene: Steve and Terry's house]] / / Steve: And then a few years later, I met you! / / Terry: Ah, so that expedition must have been when Jane first met the yeti. / / Terry: Though I don't understand how she became the world expert on cimpanzees if she devoted her life to cryptozoology. / / Steve: Crikey! Some... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2344.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2345 | Me: [[writing in diary]] On the run from Death: Day 180. / / Me: [[writing in diary]] It sounds more exciting than it is. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2345.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2346 | Lambert: It's the Balrog! It's on fire! / / Kyros: Ah, that would explain it. / / Kyros: Stand back! I'm going to use it's own fire to cast a huge fireball! / / Lambert: You can't fight fire with fire! / / Kyros: Of course you can fight fire with fire. You can fight everything with fire! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2346.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2347 | Sallah: I must leave you here, Monty. / / Monty: Why, Sallah? / / Sallah: If I go into Nazi Germany with you, who will rescue you when you get captured? / / Minnesota Jones: He has a point. / / Monty: We could try not getting captured for once! / / Minnesota Jones: Have you ever tried not being a Jones? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2347.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2348 | Adam: Hey Jamie: Knock knock. / / Jamie: Who's there? / / Adam: Interrupting coefficient of friction. / / Jamie: Interrupting coefficient of friction wh- / / Adam: MUUUUU! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2348.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2349 | [[scene: inside a remote monastery]] / / [caption]: Tibet: / / Young Jane Goodall: I'm here in search of the yeti. / / Monk: No such thing. / / Young Jane Goodall: But stories of the yeti have been coming out of Tibetan monasteries for hundreds of years! / / Monk: It's just a story to boost tourism. / / Young Jane Goodall:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2349.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2350 | [[scene: Giuseppe's pizzeria]] / / Ishmael: What are you doing, Giuseppe? / / Giuseppe: [[working on a circuit box on the wall]] Rewiring the pizzeria. / / Ishmael: Are you a licensed electrician? / / Giuseppe: I'm a direct descendant of Allesandro Volta! My family invented electricity! / / Ishmael: You know,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2350.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2351 | Spanners: This is the engine room, Quercus. We'll be spending a lot of our time down here. / / Quercus: But modern engines don't need much maintenance. Why would we need to stay here? / / Spanners: It's either that or spend time on the bridge with Serron and the others. / / Quercus: Ah. I see. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2351.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2352 | Young Jane Goodall: I'm sure there must be yeti hiding somewhere out of sight in the mountains out there. / / Monk: Nope. / / [[a yeti walks past]] / / Young Jane Goodall: What was that?! / / Monk: Uh... a servant. He... uh... forgot to shave ths morning. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2352.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2353 | [SFX]: Fwackoom! / / Mordekai: It worked! The Balrog is gone! / / Kyros: Told you nothing can stand up to fire. / / Alvissa: Uh... Where'd the village go? [[looking at a pile of smoking ruins next to them]] / / Villager: [[appearing from behind the ruins]] They came back to burn down what was left of our... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2353.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2354 | [[scene: northern Italy, around 1800]] / / Como, Italy: / / Alessandro Volta: Behold, my new invention! / / Assistant: What is it, Professore Volta? / / Alessandro Volta: A pile of zinc and copper plates, separated by paper soaked in acid! / / Alessandro Volta: Now, to finish off, can you hand me that flask of sodium... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2354.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2355 | [[scene: The dockside at Romanshorn, Switzerland]] / / Prof. Jones: Guten Tag. Can you take us to Friedrichshafen? / / Sailor: Ja, sure. / / Minnesota Jones: We need to row the last mile under cover of darkness. / / Sailor: Sneaking into Germany, huh? How will you be getting back out? / / Prof. Jones: Stealing a zeppelin. / / Sailor:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2355.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2356 | Young Jane Goodall: Hey! You! Stop! [[the yeti stops]] / / Young Jane Goodall: You're a yeti, aren't you? / / Yeti: Well that's a jolly rum thing. It's a fair cop. / / Young Jane Goodall: I've come all the way from England to find you! / / Yeti: Oh! From Old Blighty? What's the news from the latest Test match? We... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2356.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2357 | Iki Piki: You know, I wouldn't have thought it would be economically viable to ship goods over interstellar distances. / / Serron: You just need the right sort of goods. Small things that people will pay a huge premium for. / / [[beat]] / / Iki Piki: We're carrying contraband, right? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2357.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2358 | Adam: I have a cool idea for a TV show we can do! We'll test all sorts of urban myths to see if they're true or not! / / Jamie: That does sound cool. What sort of myth do you have in mind? / / Adam: Like: "We'll have flying cars by the year 2000." / / Jamie: That's 18 years away! How on Earth do we test that? / / Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2358.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2359 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. The Balrog stands there, facing Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Hey, don't blame me. He who lives by fire, dies by fire. / / [[beat]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Oh, yeah. Wait until you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2359.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2360 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: How are we going to make sure you win the million dollar prize, Finance Minister? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: You sit in the audience with an encyclopedia and cough when I say the right answers in my deliberation. / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Isn't that cheating? / / Nigerian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2360.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2361 | Shakespeare: Hi Ophelia. / / Ophelia: Hi Will. Say, maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a book for my cousin's birthday. He's turning 10. / / Shakespeare: J.K. Rowling has a new one out. / / Ophelia: Who? / / Shakespeare: She writes this series about a boy wizard who goes to a school for young witches and wizards.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2361.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2362 | Yeti: ... and that's why we can't reveal our existence - or that of other cryptozoological entities - to the public. / / Young Jane Goodall: I see. Yes. It all makes sense now. How can I help? / / Yeti: Join SASquaTCH. / / Young Jane Goodall: SASquaTCH? / / Yeti: Special Action Squadron Team of Cryptid Hunters. / / Young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2362.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2363 | Monty: Why aren't you helping argue against this insane plan? / / Ginny: I think it's a good idea. / / Monty: Oh, right. You're probably going to betray us by handing us over to the Nazis once we land in Germany, no? / / [[beat]] / / Monty: Well? / / Ginny: I think I just lost my element of surprise. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2363.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2364 | Wendy: Cap'n, I be havin' an idea to be makin' some loot. / / Wendy: I be designin' a new line o' women's undergarments based on pirate fashions. They be cheaper 'n' more comfortable! / / Long Tom: Arrr! Let me be gettin' this straight... / / Long Tom: Ye be wantin' us to be engagin' in some sort o' pirate soft-wear... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2364.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2365 | Iki Piki: Come on, tell us the truth. You've loaded this ship up with contraband, haven't you? / / Serron: I prefer to call it exotic luxury items of negotiable legality for discerning and discreet buyers. / / Iki Piki: Hmmm. / / Iki Piki: I hear prison moons are nice this time of year. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2365.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2366 | Lambert: So, how many times is this we've been run out of town by an angry mob of villagers? / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Alvissa: Do you mean this town, or all together? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2366.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2367 | Jamie: And how are we supposed to build a time machine? / / Adam: We make a vow that if we ever get our hands on time machine plans, we come back and put them in this desk drawer, so I can find them now. / / Jamie: The workability of that scenario is just an old myth used to justify completely ridiculous time... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2367.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2368 | Martian 1: Our surveillance operations on Earth over the past few years have been successful. Unfortunately, one human suspects the truth. / / Martian 1: Your mission is to assassinate him. / / Martian 2: Won't that alter the course of Earth history? / / Martian 1: Eh, what's one guy's death going to do? / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2368.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2369 | [[Millionaire game show logo graphic]] / / Host: Good evening! Welcome to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" / / Host: Which is kind of a redundant question, really... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2369.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2370 | SFX: Knock! Knock! / / Young Jane Goodall: Yes? / / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm collecting for the Save the Wildlife Fund. / / Young Jane Goodall: Oh for the love of... I don't care a tinker's cuss about saving wildlife! Get out of here! I never want to see you again! / / Charity Collector Guy: Perhaps you know... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2370.html |
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