You're browsing the archives of Irregular Webcomic!.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Irregular Webcomic! #2251 | Martian 2: There, done. All we have to do is activate this device and it will grind hadrons and recreate the universe exactly as it was. / / Martian 3: Is it serious that we have a screw left over after building it? / / Martian 2: Nah... What's the worst that could happen? / / Martian 1: Nooo!!... / / [sound]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2251.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2252 | Kyros: All right, I've channelled enough mana. / / Kyros: Stand back. I'm going to destroy the afterlife! / / Alvissa: Stand back?? / / Ardaxar: Excuse me. I heard you were looking for the Great Drag... / / [sound]: FWACKOOOM! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2252.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2253 | Jamie: [[into walkie-talkie]] Okay, I'm here at the beginning of time. I'll count down. Be careful, we have to set off these explosives exactly simultaneously. / / Adam: [[into walkie-talkie]] Simultaneously? You're 12 billion years in the past! / / Jamie: [[into walkie-talkie]] Don't argue with science! / / Jamie:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2253.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2254 | Monty: It's Charon, Ferryman of the Underworld! / / Charon: Well I'm glad to see someone knows their classical mythology. / / Prof. Jones: No, Junior, Charon is a wizened old man, not a skeleton. / / Minnesota Jones: He's skeletal in some depictions. / / Prof. Jones: That proves nothing. We'd need to do some... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2254.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2255 | [caption]: 12 billion years ago: / / Cthulhu: What? Reborn at the beginning of time again? / / Cthulhu: Nothing to do for 6 billion years until second generation stars form and life evolves... / / Cthulhu: Humanity will pay for this. / / Cthulhu: Especially the one known as Steve... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2255.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2256 | [[Cthulhu tumbles in a universe of primordial chaos]] / / [[which cools and fades to blackness]] / / [[galaxies form]] / / [[zoom in to Earth]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2256.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2257 | [caption]: Montana, 135 million years ago: / / [[Various dinosaurs standing around]] / / [[they look around]] / / Tyrannosaurus Rex: RAAARRRHH! / / Ceratosaurus: RAAARRRHH! / / [subtitle]: Hey, where's the Allosaurus? / / [subtitle]: Good question. / / Tyrannosaurus Rex: RAAARRRHH! / / [subtitle]: Um, and what am I doing in... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2257.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2258 | [caption]: Rome, 58 BC: / / Julius: Ave! Excuse me, you're a senator, right? / / Marcus: Yes, Senator Marcus. / / Julius: My name is Julius. I'm aspiring to be a senator too. Perhaps you could teach me a few things about politics? / / Marcus: Sure. Julius, huh? There's a general in the Roman army named Gaius Julius.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2258.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2259 | [caption]: Jamaica, 1652: / / Governor: Well Wendy, here we are. A five-year posting as Governor of Port Royal. / / Wendy: I hear there are pirates in these waters, father. / / Governor: There may well be, but you can bet there won't be once my men get to work cleaning the place up! / / Wendy: But piracy is so romantic. / / Governor:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2259.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2260 | [caption]: Cambridge, 1675: / / Isaac Newton: What a strange dream I have had. / / Isaac Newton: But it has given me renewed insight into my scientific investigations! / / Isaac Newton: Gravitation! Calculus! And... oh yes... / / Isaac Newton: The world will always remember Isaac Newton as the one who found the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2260.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2261 | [caption]: Oxford, 1862: / / Lewis Carroll: Wot a most curious dream. / / Lewis Carroll: A strange fantasy land, talking animals, a mad skeletal hatter, a Cheshire cat that can vanish... / / Lewis Carroll: I am inspired to write a children's fiction. / / Lewis Carroll: Oh, I must not forget the time-travelling ... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2261.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2262 | [caption]: Mars, 1898: / / Martian 1: Launch the invasion cylinders! / / Martian 2: I know Mars is a dying planet and we want to move the entire population to Earth... / / Martian 2: But is it really wise to send everyone except us three in the first invasion wave? / / Martian 1: Psssshhh... What could possibly... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2262.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2263 | [caption]: Berlin, 1933: / / Erwin: Hauptmann Haken! There has been an explosion in die Reichstag! Die Nazi Party candidate for Chancellor has been injured! / / Haken: Come, Erwin! We must risk our lives for die honesty und integrity of German politics! / / [caption]: Later... / / Erwin: Your bravery has saved die... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2263.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2264 | [caption]: Cambridge, 1961: / / Professor: Welcome to Cambridge, Miss Goodall. What field are you studying? / / Young Jane Goodall: I've been inspired to follow in the footsteps of another great Cambridge scholar: Sir Isaac Newton. / / Professor: Ah, science then? / / Young Jane Goodall: No. Investigation of fringe... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2264.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2265 | [caption]: Little Whinging, Surrey, 1980: / / McGonagall: Are you sure about this, Albus? Leaving the child with these Muggles? / / Dumbledore: Yes, Minerva. They'll provide him with a much-needed harsh foster parents background. / / Dumbledore: They'll deprive him of magic knowledge so readers will be able to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2265.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2266 | [caption]: An American college, 1982: / / Adam: Hi. It looks like we're roomies. My name's Adam. / / Jamie: Jamie. Come on in. Got a lot of stuff to move? / / Adam: Just my Dungeons & Dragons collection. / / Jamie: Dungeons & Dragons? Oh my god, you're a nerd! / / Adam: Says the guy with a poster... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2266.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2267 | [caption]: Sydney, 2001: / / Mercutio: Hi, you're the tech writer? I've been asked to show you around. My name's Mercutio. / / Shakespeare: Will. / / Mercutio: Here's your desk. / / Mercutio: This is Ophelia. Ophelia, this is Will, the new tech writer. He's from England. / / Ophelia: Nice to meet you. / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2267.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2268 | [caption]: A tavern, 1418 Shire Reckoning: / / Lambert: Hi, I'm Lambert, a travelling merchant. Would you care to join my party? / / Alvissa: Wait a minute. We're all meeting in a tavern? / / Lambert: Of course! / / Alvissa: But this isn't right. We didn't meet in a tavern! This flashback is all wrong! / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2268.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2269 | [caption]: Arawne, 2275: / / Serron: Hey guys, my uncle died and left me his old merchant ship. / / Serron: How about we start up an interstellar cargo business? / / Iki Piki: Yeah! That sounds like a great career! / / Paris: Hmmm. Well, it should be safe and profitable. Okay, I'm in. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2269.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2270 | Advisor: Mr President, we have reports that a dinosaur has appeared in Montana. An Allosaurus, to be precise. / / President: What?? / / President: Well there's only one thing for it. Get the most experienced cryptozoological wildlife wrangler on the planet. / / [sound]: Riiing! / / Young Jane Goodall: Dr... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2270.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2271 | Obi-Wan: These are the droids you're looking for. / / Stormtrooper: These are the droids we're looking for. / / C-3PO: What did he say? / / Obi-Wan: There's a big reward for turning them in. / / Stormtrooper: There's a big reward for turning them in. / / C-3PO: What? / / Obi-Wan: We'll be able to retire in comfort and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2271.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2272 | Charon: Since you dropped off the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death, the universe has been recreated without you. / / Charon: So I'm to ferry you from the land of the dead to the land of the living. / / Prof. Jones: Isn't that backwards? / / Charon: Wow. Some people really will argue with anything... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2272.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2273 | Hitler's Brain: For your bravery in saving my life, Hauptmann Haken, I promote you to Kolonel! / / Haken: Excuse me, Mein Chancellor, but should that not be Oberst? / / Hitler's Brain: Who is in charge here??! / / Haken: Jawohl! / / Hitler's Brain: And call me Führer from now on! / / Haken: "Die former"? Are you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2273.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2274 | Young Jane Goodall: I hear you have a problem with an Allosaurus who mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. / / President: Can you handle it? / / Young Jane Goodall: I can handle anything. I'm Dr Jane freakin' Goodall. / / Young Jane Goodall: Oh, and this is my new research assistant, Steve. / / Steve: G'day! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2274.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2275 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Hey, where did everybody go? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: The hyooniverse got recreated, guv. Everyone got returned to life. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: So everything's back to normal? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Well, 'istry... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2275.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2276 | Martian 1: Our entire invasion fleet has been wiped out! We're the last three Martians left! Do you know what this means?! / / Martian 2: No more bridge nights? / / [[beat]] / / Martian 1: Worse than that! / / Martian 3: We need a new drummer? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2276.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2277 | Ophelia: < Boo hoo hoo!... > / / Shakespeare: What's wrong, Ophelia? / / Ophelia: I've broken up with my fiancé! / / [[beat]] / / Ophelia: Well, isn't someone going to comfort me? / / Mercutio: That's one less birthday present you have to worry about. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2277.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2278 | Spanners: Wait a minute. This is how we began our adventures in space. / / Spanners: Serron destroying the time machine must have created a time rift that sent us back a few years. / / Paris: You mean we have to live through all that again?! / / Serron: Well you don't. You died less than halfway through. / / Paris:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2278.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2279 | Alvissa: Kyros! But... but... the Balrog! / / Kyros: Yeah, yeah. Not a problem. / / Alvissa: How do you keep doing that? / / Kyros: I unmake the universe, then remake it the same, but with the Balrog dead. / / Alvissa: Uh... / / Kyros: It's too complicated for your non-wizard mind to comprehend. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2279.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2280 | Adam: Want to join my Dungeons & Dragons campaign? / / Jamie: Sure. Can I be a hobbit? / / Adam: Well technically they're "halflings", but everyone knows they're just hobbits with the name changed to avoid referencing Lord of the Rings. / / Jamie: My name will be "Bilbert". http://irregularwebcomic.net/2280.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 >>