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| Irregular Webcomic! #2221 | Monty: Dad, grandad, Dr Smith - get down here and have a look at this! / / Monty: There's a thin layer of something. It sounds hollow underneath. / / [sound]: Tap tap... / / Minnesota Jones: Ummm. This looks like firmament. / / Monty: Firmament? But that would imply... / / [sound]: CRAAACK! / / All: Aaaaaaaa!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2221.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2222 | Head Death: We have a situation... / / Head Paradox: Ribbit. / / Head Death: Yes, I know you know... / / Head Paradox: Ribbit. Ribbit. / / Head Death: And I know you know I know you know. / / Head Paradox: Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. / / Head Death: I hate you. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2222.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2223 | Adam: Excuse me. Can we have the black powder from your gun? / / Long Tom: Arrr! Fer what purpose, ye scurvy lubber?! / / Jamie: We want to see if we can restore the universe. / / Long Tom: And be bringin' everyone back to life? / / Adam: Oh. That hadn't occurred to us. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2223.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2224 | Yeti: Janes, I've found the Cheshire cat. I need you to help perform the ritual that will restart the universe. / / Jane Goodall: Right. But there's one other thing we need. / / Young Jane Goodall: Cthulhu. / / Yeti: Indeed. How are we going to find him? / / Young Jane Goodall: Look for the trail of gibbering madness... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2224.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2225 | Advisor: Here you are, Mr President. Your first executive act after re-election. An order to restart the universe. / / Advisor: I have to warn you, sir, Congress are threatening to block this. They say it's a waste of taxpayer funds. / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!!! RAAARRRHH!!! RAAARRRHH!!! / / Advisor:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2225.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2226 | Shakespeare: You want me to write as I've never written before, weave a story so compelling, create characters so vivid and lifelike, that it becomes reality? / / Hermione: Yes, Will! I know you can do it! / / [[beat]] / / Shakespeare: I'll need a computer. / / Mercutio: I have my laptop. / / Shakespeare: And... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2226.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2227 | Alvissa: It would have been easier finding the great Dragon Sage Ardaxar in the world of the living. / / Kyros: I've been thinking about that. We all died and came here. If we all died again, it stands to reason we'll end up back there. / / Alvissa: That's ridiculous! How would you even do that anyway? / / Kyros:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2227.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2228 | Head Death: Well, thanks for nothing. What do I owe you? / / Receptionist: It's quite simple really. Through the door. / / Head Death: Oh for crying out... Put it on my tab. / / Receptionist: Please go right in. Yes, we know. / / Head Death: I hope I never have to deal with you Paradox lot again. / / Receptionist:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2228.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2229 | Monty: I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Prof. Jones: That's putting it mildly, Junior. / / [[beat]] / / Monty: Is everyone here? / / Sallah: Yes, Monty. But I think the horses got left behind. / / [[beat]] / / Monty: I guess this is it then. / / Minnesota Jones: The final oblivion. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2229.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2230 | Quercus: So if we create a large enough vacuum, the universe should spontaneously recreate itself. / / Spanners: Well that stands to reason. / / Spanners: But any universe would evolve in new and unpredictable ways, dependent on contingency. It's highly unlikely to be our universe. / / Quercus: Murphy's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2230.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2231 | Terry: There they are. / / Steve: No, no! The best way to deal with stroppy ones... / / Steve: Oh, hi Terry! / / Terry: What are you doing? / / Steve: Tradin' tips. 'e's havin' a bit of trouble dealin' with all these science fiction and fantasy fans who want his autograph. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2231.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2232 | Adam: So we've started collecting explosives, but how are we going to build a time machine? / / Jamie: We don't have to. If anybody in the entire history of the universe ever built a time machine, it'll be here. We just need to ask around until we find it. / / Adam: That'll never work! / / Ponsonby: Excuse me.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2232.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2233 | Shakespeare: Okay. Soul-stirring... Let's see... / / [typing]: Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene. / / Shakespeare: What? / / Mercutio: I thought you were going to write something good. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2233.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2234 | Martian 3: So why a Large Hadron Abrasion Tool? / / Martian 2: Those Earthlings destroyed everything with their Large Hadron Collider. / / Martian 2: The problem was, it was too crude, just flinging hadrons together and creating a mess. It was ultimately just sheer destructiveness. / / Martian 2: We need finesse. / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2234.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2235 | Alvissa: You're channelling mana? There's mana here? / / Kyros: Oh yes. Lots of it. / / Alvissa: I thought mana was generated by life force. / / Kyros: It is. / / Alvissa: But that would imply... / / Kyros: What? / / Alvissa: I'm not entirely sure. But something potentially not very good. / / Kyros: Always the pessimist,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2235.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2236 | Monty: So this is how we spend the rest of eternity? Endlessly falling through blackness? This could get tedious. / / Sallah: I have an idea, Monty! / / Monty: Yes, Sallah? / / Sallah: I spy with my little eye... something beginning with D. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Monty: Darkness? / / Sallah: Yes!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2236.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2237 | Chauffeur: That's Citroën H following us today. They're Bulgarians working for the Russians. / / Chauffeur: They follow us, we follow them. It's a sort of understanding we have. / / Stud: We wouldn't put up with such Bulgarity in England. / / Chauffeur: You're in Turkey now, Mr Stud. / / Stud: Ah... That's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2237.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2238 | Yeti: Right. We have Cthulhu, and the Cheshire cat. And... who are you? / / Isaac Newton: Isaac Newton, my good... thing. But what is this unspeakably hideous blasphemous entity? / / Isaac Newton: It looks all wrong. As if its angles did not conform to the geometry of Euclid. / / Isaac Newton: It's almost enough... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2238.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2239 | Iki Piki: So if we create a good enough vacuum, the universe will simply restart itself? / / Quercus: That's the theory. / / Quercus: We just need to get a jar and connect it to a really good source of suction. / / Iki Piki: Something that sucks harder than anything else? / / Quercus: Yes. / / Iki Piki: That's almost... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2239.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2240 | Hitler's Brain: None of these people know how to restart die Universe. We will do it with Nazi mysticism, a branch of Nazi science! / / Hitler's Brain: We will make a new universe, a better universe! We choose only die fittest people. Die entire universe will be populated with Nazis! / / Haken:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2240.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2241 | Mercutio: You need to write something that captures people's hopes and dreams. Something that moves them to a deeper level of feeling and reality! / / Mercutio: Create a world we want to live in, somewhere so captivating and powerful that it grabs us and doesn't let us go! / / Mercutio: A world we can feel,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2241.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2242 | Jamie: So, we have access to every explosive that ever existed or will ever exist, anywhere, and a time machine. / / Adam: Awesome. We can go back and create the Big Bang right now! Not just a new one, but the original one! / / Jamie: Not so fast. We want to make sure this is done rigorously, in accordance... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2242.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2243 | Lambert: Isn't creating a fireball big enough to kill everyone in the hope that it will actually restart the universe a bit... dangerous? / / Kyros: Not at all. In fact, I'll bet you 10 gold pieces it won't destroy us! / / Lambert: What?! No! If it does destroy us all, how will I collect the wager? / / Kyros:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2243.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2244 | [sound]: Crunch! / / [sound]: Thud! / / [sound]: Thud! / / [sound]: Crunch! / / [sound]: Splat! / / Prof. Jones: What did we hit? / / [sound]: knock knock / / Monty: It's wood. Feels like... a wharf. / / Prof. Jones: Wow. A fall like that really should have killed us. / / Charon: You'd think people wouldn't need the obvious pointed... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2244.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2245 | Advisor: Good news, Mr President! Congress has approved the bill authorising the restarting of the universe. / / Advisor: All you need to do is sign it and it will happen. / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH! / / Advisor: Yes, if only all government initiatives were this easy to implement, indeed. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2245.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2246 | Jamie: Here's the plan. You set off every explosive that ever existed or will exist here. / / Jamie: I'll go back to the beginning of time and set off every explosive that ever existed or will exist there. / / Jamie: And we'll see if one or the other - or both - create the universe. / / Jamie: What... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2246.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2247 | Yeti: I'm starting the ritual to restart the universe. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn..." / / Isaac Newton: I should probably forget alchemy and return to studying light and motion. I suppose turning lead into gold is impossible. / / Ishmael: Oh, no, you just need to remove 3 protons from... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2247.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2248 | Erwin: Mein Führer, this new universe, will it include die Russians? / / Hitler's Brain: Communists?! Of course not! Now, do not interfere with die spell to select only Nazis, or it will go wrong. / / Hitler's Brain: With die power of Nazi science, I now restart die universe! / / Erwin: Nooooo!! [[Erwin... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2248.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2249 | Iki Piki: A water cooler? How are you going to create a hard vacuum in that? You'd need to suck every last molecule of water out. / / Quercus: A tree can suck thousands of litres of water an hour. Against huge gravitational gradients. With no moving parts. In complete silence. / / Quercus: You're looking at... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2249.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2250 | Shakespeare: There! It's done. Just the closing sentence to add. / / Hermione: It's amazing, Will. A work of genius. I'm sure when you finish it the universe will restart. / / Shakespeare: Here goes then... / / [typing]: And they all lived happily ever after. / / Mercutio: No, no, no!!! Totally unrealistic... / / [sound]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2250.html |
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