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| Irregular Webcomic! #2101 | [[scene: On board the alien vessel]] / / Serron 2: So, here we are on board the alien vessel. Hey, go in this room. / / Seron: Why? What's in there? I don't think I want to. / / Iki Piki 2: Use reverse psychology on them. / / Serron 2: Don't go in there! / / Iki Piki: It's obviously a trick. They're trying to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2101.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2102 | [[scene: Dwergenberg. Pitch blackness]] / / Mordekai: Question? / / Alvissa: Yes? / / Mordekai: Why don't we use Kyros' orb to get some light? / / Alvissa: Good thinking. Kyros? / / [[beat]] / / Alvissa: Kyros? / / Mordeka: Okay, you've satisfied my curiosity. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2102.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2103 | Advisor: Mr President! Something curious is happening over at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! / / Advisor: Yes, sir, and France. / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! RAAARRRHH!! RAAARRRHH!! / / Advisor: I've never known a President to have such a good grasp of scientific issues before. / / Advisor:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2103.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2104 | Loren: Hmmm. / / Ishmael: What?! What is it?! / / Loren: This is curious. / / Ishmael: WHAT?! / / Ishmael: We're walled off from the harsh vacuum of space with a limited supply of oxygen by a thin and vulnerable film of metal, and something is CURIOUS?! / / Loren: Curiouser and curiouser... / / Ishmael:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2104.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2105 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / [sound]: RIIING!! / / Head Death: Hello? Yes. Slow down. / / Head Death: At the Large Hadron Collider? Something... curious? / / Head Death: Oh Hell. This is going to require... the Paradox Department. I hate those guys. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2105.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2106 | Young Adam: Do we have any dynamite handy?? / / Young Adam: What sort of ridiculous question is that?! / / Young Adam: We're college students!! / / Young Adam: Here you go. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2106.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2107 | Monty: You're insane, you know. One brain in a jar can't conquer the world. / / Hitler's Brain: Taken them to die computer room! / / Erwin: Jawohl! / / [[they walk to another room, where rows of brains in jars sit on shelves]] / / Monty: Computer room? / / Haken: Hundreds of clones of die Führer, calculating exactly... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2107.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2108 | Robot: Greetings, friend aliens. / / Iki Piki: A robot! / / Robot: Please allow me to show you around the ship. / / Iki Piki: Er.. okay. / / Robot: This is the recreation lounge. Over there are personal hygiene facilities, fitted out for both oxygen and chlorine breathers. / / Serron: Convenient... / / Robot: We have... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2108.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2109 | [newspaper headline]: POLLS PREDICT CLIFFHANGER / / [[photos of Allosaurus and Cthulhu]] / / [subhead]: "Vote for me or I'll bite your head off.*" - Allosaurus / / [footnote]: *Paraphrase by Allosaurus Campaign Office. / / [subhead]: "Vote for me or I'll drive you insane. Then bite your head off." - Cthu... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2109.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2110 | [[scene: Darkness]] / / Alvissa: Roll call! Who's still here? Alvissa! / / Mordekai: Mordekai! / / Dwalin: Dwalin! / / Draak: Draak! / / Lambert: http://irregularwebcomic.net/2110.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2111 | Loren: I'm reading strange space-time fluctuations. / / Ishmael: No, seriously? How the heck do you build something to measure space-time fluctuations with current technology? / / Loren: Coming from... Earth. The French-Swiss border region... / / Ishmael: You'd need some sort of... / / ishmael: http://irregularwebcomic.net/2111.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2112 | Jamie: Um. That dynamite is lit. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Adam: Your point? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2112.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2113 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[closeup of face]] Hey, I'm looking for the new guy. Going Back In Time And Murdering Yourself. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[closeup of face]] Have you seen him? / / [[scene expands to include another Death, only partly skeletonised, standing by the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2113.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2114 | Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / Mercutio: The live results page and... wait. I've said this before. / / Mercutio: I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Shakespeare: What's going on? / / Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2114.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2115 | Robot: You don't want to buy the ship? Did I put too much pressure on you? / / Iki Piki: No, it's not that... / / Robot: Good. / / Robot: [[points gun]] This plasma pistol says you will buy the ship then. / / Serron: Hey, you must have gone to the same sales skills course I went to. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2115.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2116 | Hitler's Brain Clones: [[in unison]] Ah... Herr Doktor Jones. We meet again. / / Monty: But I've never met any of you before. / / Haken: Mein apologies. This is a glitch in their software. / / Monty: "Software"? / / Haken: Our new Nazi Science name for this sort of computing! / / Erwin: We wanted to call it "squishyware",... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2116.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2117 | [[scene: darkness]] / / Lambert: Ow! Why did you http://irregularwebcomic.net/2117.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2118 | Me: Oh, it's you again. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Sorry, have we met before? / / Me: Death of Being Stared At Angrily By A Giant Frog. Formerly Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, right? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Uh... yeah... / / Me: How does one die by being stared at by a frog,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2118.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2119 | Jamie: You have to put out the fuse on that dynamite or it'll kill our past selves and us in an insanely overpowered fireball! / / Adam: You know... / / Adam: I would put it out... / / Adam: Except I'm distracted by being stared at angrily by that giant frog over there... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2119.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2120 | Ishmael: This is Martian technology! You're a Martian agent! / / Loren: What if I am? Nobody will ever believe you. / / Ishmael: I'll tell the government! / / Loren: Ha! Your puny Earth government is actively trying to convince the public that flying saucers and aliens don't exist! / / Ishmael: This is not... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2120.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2121 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Finance Minister, there are some strange people here to see you. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Show them in. / / Long Tom: Arrrr! We be here seekin' a pirate! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: I'm afraid you won't find anything of that sort going on here. / / Nigerian Finance Minister:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2121.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2122 | [[scene: darkness]] / / Alvissa: If we kill Gollum now, it won't be able to attack our past selves later. / / Mordekai: That's good, isn't it? / / Alvissa: Not if we want to maintain causality and avoid possibly destroying the entire multiverse. / / [[beat]] / / Dwalin: Is anywhun else glad thu wizzard en't here? [[translation:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2122.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2123 | Iki Piki: Okay... no need to get violent. Can we look around a bit more before we buy? / / Robot: [[puts gun away]] Oh, certainly. Let me show you the bridge. / / Iki Piki: [[to Iki Piki 2 and the Serrons]] Not only a used spaceship salesbot, but a psychopathic one. / / Iki Piki 2: I'd go crazy too if I was programmed... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2123.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2124 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'm investigating a strange conflux of critical time junctures. I reckon you might know something about it, having gone back in time and murdered yourself. / / Me: I'm an innocent victim here! I'm the one who was murdered! I didn't kill myself! / / Death of Insanely... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2124.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2125 | [[scene: The British Museum]] / / Minnesota Jones: Ah, the British Museum. There's a temporary exhibit of half a dozen pastel portraits by Degas. It should be around here somewhere... / / Prof. Jones: Hmmm. Here's some paintings by that new American artist, Jackson Pollock. / / Prof. Jones: [[looking at the paintings]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2125.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2126 | Adam: We need someone to record what happens here for posterity. Where's our cameraman? / / Jamie: He's back in the future. And... he died, didn't he? / / Adam: But wait! We knew him when we were in college! / / Young Adam: Are you talking about... / / Adam: Yes! Quick, go get him! And his video camera! [[young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2126.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2127 | Long Tom: Arrrr! What year be this? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: 2008, why? / / Long Tom: Ye scurvy bilge rat! This nay be the past! / / Ponsonby: Hmmm. Yes. / / Ponsonby: We've been blown off course. This whole year is a space-time Sargasso, swirling with temporal eddies and maelstroms. / / Long Tom: Enough wi'... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2127.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2128 | Ishmael: You're a Martian agent, bent on letting Earth be destroyed! Help! / / Man in Black: [[appearing suddenly]] There's no such thing as Martians. / / Man in Black: Or any other strange unexplained phenomena you think you may be witnessing. / / [[silence as Man in Black vanishes as mysteriously as he app... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2128.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2129 | [[scene: Dwergenberg, interior, darkness]] / / Mordekai: All right, Gollum, get out of here. Go on! / / Lambert: My precioussss... [[leaves]] / / Alvissa: Right. Now we need to find Kyros. / / Kyros: Someone mention my name? / / Alvissa: Kyros! You're back! / / Kyros: Yeah, I saw a Balrog over there. I thought I'd better... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2129.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2130 | Hitler's Brain Clones: We will create a machine to allow us to go back in time to prevent die Führer from being confined to die jar! / / Monty: But you were only created because he is a brain in a jar. You'll destroy yourselves. / / Hitler's Brain Clones: When we will have done what we soon will... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2130.html |
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