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| Irregular Webcomic! #2071 | Young Adam: You're our future selves? / / Adam: Yep. / / Young Adam: Man, I don't want to grow up to be such a square. / / Adam: No, we have our own TV show, where we get to blow stuff up! It's really cool! / / Young Adam: Yeah, but look at your hair! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2071.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2072 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You wanted to see me, Sir? / / Head Death: Ah, Stared At Angrily By A Giant Frog, sit down. / / Head Death: Something weird is going on. A strange conflux of critical time junctures. I want you to investigate. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: But, Sir... / / Head... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2072.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2073 | Alvissa: You realise the flaw in this plan to travel to Footcrag and meet our past selves? / / Kyros: No doubt you're about to tell us. / / Alvissa: When we were in Footcrag, our future selves never showed up. So if we attempt to cross the Orcrift Mountains, we'll surely fail. / / Kyros: Well now you're just... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2073.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2074 | [[newspaper showing photos of Cthulhu and the Allosaurus, with captions]] / / [caption]: "FHTAGN!" / / [caption]: "RAAARRRHH!!" / / [headline]: MOST ARTICULATE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE EVER http://irregularwebcomic.net/2074.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2075 | Ishmael: Loren, I was excited to vote in my first Presidential election. But we'll be in space saving humanity on election day! / / Loren: You could send in an absentee ballot. / / Ishmael: Yeah! I bet nobody's ever been more absent during an election than 750,000 miles from Earth! / / Loren: I dunno... There... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2075.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2076 | Paris: So where to now? / / Serron: Faagrin. / / Serron 2: Banforth. / / Serron: I'm the merchant here. I know the markets where we can get the best profit. / / Serron 2: I'm from the future. I know the actual outcome of these events. / / Serron: So who do you trust? / / Paris: Setting course for Vallauris. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2076.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2077 | [[scene: A cafe, somewhere in Glasgow]] / / Steve: And there you have it, Terry. It was Cthulhu all along! Mystery of Loch Ness solved! / / Terry: Hmmm. I think you've merely replaced one mystery with an even bigger one. / / Steve: Crikey! That's what solvin' mysteries is all about! / / [[scene change: shot of giant... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2077.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2078 | Monty: We've been driving for hours. Don't these Nazis stop for anything? / / [[scene change: the front of the truck]] / / Erwin: A road block, Herr Kolonel! / / Haken: Drive straight through, Erwin. / / Erwin: But Herr Kolonel... / / Haken: Nazi science sneers at stopping for anything! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2078.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2079 | Alvissa: [[walking]] I can't believe we're going back, into the secret Dwarven Kingdom. / / Kyros: We took a vote. / / Alvissa: I hardly call threatening to fireball the village unless Draak, Lambert, Mordekai, Dwalin, and I agreed a "vote". / / Lambert: I think I'm getting a sore throat... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2079.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2080 | [[scene: A mysterious island somewhere in the Caribbean]] / / Grey Seer: The last known owner of the key to this chest was your father, Captain Medium Tom Short. / / Long Tom: Arrr! He be leavin' on a plunderin' expedition to the Far East when I be but a babe, and never be returnin'! / / Grey Seer: You must track... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2080.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2081 | Adam: So anyway, time travel: Myth confirmed! / / Jamie: Wait a minute. I don't remember our future selves coming back in time to visit us when we were in college. Do you? / / [[beat]] / / Adam: Parallel universes: Myth confirmed! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2081.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2082 | Paris: Hmmm. We've dropped out of hyperspace. There's a strange alien vessel adrift out there. / / Serron 2: Awesome. This is where the fun starts! / / Iki Piki 2: Don't tell them that! It could affect their future and change our past! / / Paris: Why does this not fill me with confidence? / / Serron 2: Relax. You're... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2082.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2083 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: "Strange conflux of time junctures." How am I even supposed to begin investigating that? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Dunno, guv. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: What about the new guy? / / Death of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2083.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2084 | Mordekai: Well, here's the exit from Dwergenberg we used... I mean, are going to use. / / Lambert: I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Dwalin: I feel an eerie presence wi'in, ye ken. [[translation: I feel an eerie presence within, you know.]] / / Kyros: That's us, you fool. / / Dwalin: Aye.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2084.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2085 | [[scene: On a launch pad at the Kenndy Space Centre, just outside a launch vehicle]] / / Ishmael: So here we are, about to launch further into space than any human has ever been. / / Loren: Okay then. In we go. / / Ishmael: In fact... where no man has gone before... / / Ishmael: I have a really bad feeling about... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2085.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2086 | [[scene: Outside the British Museum, London]] / / Minnesota Jones: The British Museum. Repository of many of the strangest and most powerful artefacts of the ancient world. Okay then. In we go. / / Prof. Jones: I have a really bad feeling about this. Maybe we should have helped Junior escape from the Nazis. / / Minnesota... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2086.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2087 | Jamie: It's not necessarily a parallel universe, Adam. It could just be that we're changing our own history by meeting ourselves for the first time. / / Adam: Hmmm. We need some experiment to distinguish the possibilities. We could kill our younger selves and see if we still exist. / / Jamie: That sounds a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2087.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2088 | Long Tom: What be ye meanin', the British be knowin' all about time travellin'? / / Ponsonby: All the greatest time travellers in history have operated primarily in Britain. H.G. Wells. Roger/Francis Bacon. The Doctor. / / Long Tom: Who? / / Ponsonby: Exactly. Jack the Ripper. Merlin. Isaac Newton. Leonardo da... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2088.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2089 | Iki Piki: I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Serron: Oh, come on. A weird alien ship of unidentifiable origin adrift in deep space and emitting strange energy readings. What's not to investigate? / / Iki Piki: Yeah, because that always worked out so well on Star Trek. / / Serron: They never lost... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2089.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2090 | Alvissa: Okay then. In we go. / / Alvissa: [[walking into the dark tunnel of Dwergenberg]] Just remember one thing this time guys. Whatever happens, let's not get separated. / / [[beat, in the pitch blackness]] / / Alvissa: Guys? / / Mordekai: Ha! Got you! / / Alvissa: That's not funny! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2090.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2091 | Advisor: The polls are very tight, Mr President. I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Advisor: Cthulhu has tapped into a well of public desire for gibbering uncertainty in an implacable and hostile universe. / / Advisor: With the world possibly about to be destroyed by an asteroid, descent into writhing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2091.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2092 | Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / Mercutio: The live results page and webcams seem to have gone into some sort of strange... time loop. / / Mercutio: I have a really bad feeling about this. / / Shakespeare: What's going on? / / Mercutio: Hmmm.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2092.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2093 | Hitler's Brain: Ah, Herr Doktor Jones. We meet again. Und this time, die shoe is on die... / / Hitler's Brain: ... other... foot... / / Hitler's Brain: Can I start again? / / Monty: Please. You should make the most of your megalomaniacal monologue mulligan. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2093.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2094 | Paris: Okay, we've docked with the ominously mysterious alien vessel. / / Iki Piki: This unidentifiable alien ship of a design that nobody has ever seen before just happens to have a docking connection that's compatible with the one on our ship? / / [[beat]] / / Paris: If it didn't, it would actually be less... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2094.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2095 | Adam: So, Jamie, how are we going to kill our younger selves? / / Jamie: We could point out just how ridiculous those hairstyles are going to look in a couple of years. / / Young Adam: A hit, a very palpable hit! O, I am slain! / / Young Jamie: O, what a rash and bloody deed is this! / / Jamie: Or how bad our sense... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2095.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2096 | [[scene: blackness]] / / Lambert: Did I ever tell you about my uncle Bilbert's magical headgear? / / Alvissa: Not that I recall. / / Lambert: It was a stylish fedora made out of leaves, grass, and feathers. The magic detected the nearest supply of hearty food. / / Alvissa: Sounds very useful for one of your kind. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2096.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2097 | Long Tom: A blue box? Be ye addled?! How be this helpin' us be travellin' through time? / / Ponsonby: Look inside. / / [[Long Tom looks inside]] / / Long Tom: This be manipulatin' space, not time! / / Ponsonby: Space and time are fundamentally inter-related. / / Long Tom: Arrrr! Aye. I always be forgettin' that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2097.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2098 | [[scene: The cockpit of a NASA rocket]] / / Voice: 10... 9... / / Ishmael: Uh, Loren? / / Voice: 8... 7... 6... / / Loren: What is it? / / Voice: 5... 4... 3... / / Ishmael: I need to use the bathroom! / / Voice: 2... 1... Ignition!... Lift off! / / Loren: Good luck with that. / / Voice: We have liftoff! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2098.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2099 | Monty: Just to satisfy my curiosity: You know you're mad, don't you? / / Hitler's Brain: The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad! / / Monty: You mean, besides the whole "brain in a jar" thing? / / Hitler's Brain: Details! My hypothetical madman is similarly afflicted. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2099.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2100 | Adam: Got any sharp implements handy? / / Young Adam: You really want to kill us, just to satisfy your curiosity? / / Adam: Actually, now you mention it... There's something else we need to fully satisfy our curiosity. / / Adam: Got any dynamite handy? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2100.html |
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