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| Irregular Webcomic! #2041 | [[A post-it note, with the following items written on it in an old-fashioned cursive hand:]] / / - Milk / / - Bread / / - Eggs / / - Toilet Paper / / - Flowers for Mrs Fermat / / - Pay Phone Bill / / - Write out that Proof / / - Cat Litter - URGENT! / / - More Post-Its / / - Writing Paper / / [[in the top right of the note, with an... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2041.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2042 | Ron: But Hermione, we know from The Prisoner of Azkaban that time is fixed in this universe. / / Ron: You can't change what happened in your past. / / Hermione 2: Oh Ron, don't be so logical. You know, you really annoy me sometimes. Unlike... / / Will: [[arriving]] Hermione! / / Hermione: Will! [[love heart... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2042.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2043 | Ginny: So. We're in the back of a truck speeding through Paris, being driven by Nazis. / / Ginny: The only thing stopping them from killing us being the Palladium of Troy... / / Ginny: That you just threw out the back of the truck. / / Monty: Your point? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2043.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2044 | Paris: I reiterate. We can't leave without paying. We can't break the law! / / Serron 2: We can't not break the law! / / Paris: This is no time to go into your personal psychological problems! / / Spanners: He may be right. If we don't follow established history, then we could potentially cause a paradox... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2044.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2045 | SASquaTCH Assistant: But how can he possibly expect to find anything mysterious just by wading into Loch Ness? / / Jane Goodall: Don't underestimate the power of blind stupidity. / / Steve: [[emerging from the Loch]] Crikey! I've found something! / / Jane Godall: See? / / Steve: Out you go then! / / Cthulhu: [[appearing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2045.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2046 | NASA Engineer: Okay, open up the simulator. / / [[It is revealed that Ishmael and Lorn are in a simulator, as the NASA Engineer walks into shot]] / / Ishmael: Wow, a test to see how we face certain death. / / Loren: No, that was a perfectly survivable emergency simulation. / / Loren: Why would we test a certain... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2046.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2047 | Villager: [[appearing, with a guard and some horses]] Hi, you're the ones to be banished into the Swamp of Terror? Sorry we're late. / / Villager: We had a bit of trouble rounding up enough horses and packing the supplies for you. / / Mordekai: And the silver? / / Villager: Only 120 nobles, I'm afraid. / / Mordekai:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2047.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2048 | Will: Hermione and... Hermione. There's two of you! / / Hermione 2: Oh, don't you worry about that other one, Will. She's an imposter. / / Hermione: [[drawing wand]] Get away from him, you BITCH! [[the Hermiones face off against one another, wands at the ready]] / / Harry: Wow, Will. Two girls fighting... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2048.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2049 | [caption]: Output from my revolutionary new Edge Detection Algorithm: / / [[photo of U2, playing live on stage, with arrows pointing at The Edge]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2049.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2050 | Jamie: What myth are we busting today, Adam? / / Adam: Time travel, Jamie! / / Adam: I have here plans for a time machine which I downloaded off the Internet. / / Jamie: I hope you didn't pay for those. / / [[scene change: Nigerian Finance Ministry]] / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Finance Minister! Someone bought... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2050.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2051 | Iki Piki: I wonder how those other merchants knew to beat us to Eisbach with a shipment of water worm spice. / / Serron: I reckon Quercus tipped them off. / / Serron: He's been pretending to be loyal to us, while the whole time giving our trading secrets to the rivals who hired him to infiltrate our ship. / / Iki... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2051.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2052 | Prof. Jones: So what do you think Junior wants us to do with the Palladium? / / Minnesota Jones: It's obvious, isn't it? / / Minnesota Jones: He threw it to us so we could take it straight to a museum. He can look after himself. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, right. Yes. Break off the chase and let's head to London. Paris... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2052.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2053 | SASquaTCH Assistant: Aiiiieeeee!!! It's Cthulhu! [[runs screaming]] / / Jane Goodall: Well now you've done it. You've driven my assistant insane. This is terrible. / / Steve: Crikey! I never meant to 'arm 'im! / / Jane Goodall: Oh, that's just an occupational hazard. / / Jane Goodall: I'm more worried about the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2053.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2054 | [[scene: the bridge of His Majesty's Ship Anatotitan]] / / Wendy: The Royal Navy workin' wi' pirates. Who'd ever be thinkin' it? / / Ponsonby: Who'd ever have thought the Governor's daughter would be a pirate? / / Wendy: I be runnin' away for the romance, expectin' pirates to be dashing, brave,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2054.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2055 | Alvissa: Why's the sun lower in the sky than in Footcrag? Is Cragfoot further north? / / Villager: Ah, no. Closer to winter. / / Alvissa: Huh? / / Villager: The teleport gate connects the villages a fortnight apart. Going to Footcrag you go forward in time. Coming here you go back a fortnight. / / Alvissa: Isn't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2055.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2056 | Jamie: [[building a time machine]] So where in time shall we go? / / Adam: The late Jurassic! I've always wanted to see an Allosaurus! / / [[beat]] / / Jamie: Our President is an Allosaurus. / / Adam: That doesn't count! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2056.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2057 | Will: Hermione, Hermione: don't fight. Violence never settled anything. / / Hermione: Oh Will, you're right, of course. / / Hermione 2: How silly we were! You're so wise! / / [[scene change: The office]] / / Mercutio: Will, how's the documentation of the new office conflict management strategy going? / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2057.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2058 | [caption]: My hobby: Manipulating the Dow Jones Index to get revenge on ex-girlfriends via geohashing. / / Me (stick figure): 5 seconds... 2,381 shares of Microsoft... SELL! / / Me (stick figure): Yes! This will teach her to dump me for that guy with the ball pit in his apartment! / / [caption]: Next day at 4... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2058.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2059 | Paris: All right. Let's take off without paying our docking fees. We can't risk destroying the universe. / / [[ship skews into hyperspace]] / / [[silence, as they look into the depths of space out the viewport]] / / Serron: Breaking the law shouldn't feel this unexciting. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2059.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2060 | Steve: So, Cthulhu, the Loch Ness Monster has been you all along, eh? / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn! / / Steve: Well, there ya go, Jane. One less mystery in the world! / / Jane Goodall: This does raise a few other questions, though... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2060.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2061 | Ishmael: I can't wait to get out there, riding the currents of space, the solar wind at our backs, at the helm of our trusty vessel. / / Ishmael: Miles from shore, with only the starts to steer by, bravely facing the challenges of those unfathomed depths. / / Loren: Space is not an ocean, Ishmael. That's a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2061.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2062 | Monty: They drove off and left us here! We're in real trouble now! / / Ginny: What do you mean "we", kemo sabe? / / Monty: Huh? / / Ginny: Old Russian joke. I was helping the Nazis. You climbed aboard, overpowered me, and threw the Palladium to your father... / / Ginny: They need me to help them track it... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2062.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2063 | Mate: So Miss Wendy, can you teach me to talk like a pirate? / / Wendy: It be easy. Be replacin' all yer verbs wi' "be" (uninflected) followed by the gerund if necessary, bein' droppin' the "g". And be sayin' "Arrrrr!" a lot. / / Mate: Well that does sound simple enough. You have a knack for explaining. / / Wendy:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2063.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2064 | Adam: Setting time coordinates. We're going back to a primitive era, full of lumbering giants engaged in a tooth and claw struggle for dominance! / / [sound]: ZUUURCH! [[the time machine operates!]] / / [[scene change: The Past]] / / Young Adam: Hey Jamie! Check out the old geezers! / / Young Jamie: Totally bogus... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2064.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2065 | Kyros: Wait. So it's a fortnight earlier now than when we left Footcrag? / / Villager: Aye. / / Kyros: So if we cross the Orcrift Mountains we could arrive back at Footcrag before we left? / / Villager: Aye, I suppose. / / Kyros: We could meet ourselves! That would be cool! Let's do it! / / Alvissa: Only if I can warn... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2065.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2066 | [[scene: Ñ's office at British Secret Service headquarters]] / / Ñ: Station T in Istanbul has been contacted by a cipher clerk from the Russian Embassy. She wants to defect. / / Ñ: Says she saw your photo in a file and fell in love. If you pick her up, she'll bring over a Lektor decoding... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2066.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2067 | Jane Goodall: So now that we've uncovered Cthulhu, what do we do with him? / / Steve: Crikey! Banish 'im to a place where 'e can't do any more mischief! / / Jane Goodall: But where? / / [[scene change: The Oval Office]] / / Advisor: Mr President, someone else just joined the Presidential race. With more popularity... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2067.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2068 | [[scene: The Legacy engine room]] / / Quercus: Mr Spanners, the presence of these time travellers makes me nervous. / / Spanners: Yes, Quercus. While they're around, the chances are high of creating a temporal paradox and disrupting the space-time continuum, potentially leading to the destruction of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2068.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2069 | Draak: Draak not like cross hills to town and see Draak in past time. / / Lambert: Why not, Draak? / / Draak: Cold bloods not get on well. Draak might start big fight with Draak from past. / / Mordekai: Okay, now that would be cool. / / Kyros: Was that meant to to dissuade us? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2069.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2070 | [caption]: 150km east of Paris: / / Erwin: Maybe it is time for a rest break, Herr Kolonel. / / Haken: Nein! Keep driving. We must get die Palladium to Berlin as fast as possible! / / Erwin: Shouldn't we have taken die zeppelin we left behind in Paris, then? / / Haken: Ach! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2070.html |
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