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| Irregular Webcomic! #1891 | Air Traffic Controller: Okay, We're going to talk you through everything you need to know to land that plane. / / Air Traffic Controller: See those gauges just to the left of the steering control? They indicate your altitude and airspeed. / / Air Traffic Controller: The ones on the right show crosswind, fuel,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1891.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1892 | Julius: Ave, Marcus. / / Marcus: Ave, Juluis. What news? / / Julius: Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. / / Marcus: Do tell. / / Julius: The Emperor's wife, when getting out of her chariot, was seen not to be wearing anything beneath her toga. / / Marcus: This goes to prove my family motto. / / Julius:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1892.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1893 | Adam: What about the Lethe, the waters of which are reputed to wash away all of one's memories? / / Charon: You want me to take you there? / / Adam: Yeah! / / Charon: You have something you wish to forget? / / Jamie: I wish to forget what Adam's about to suggest... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1893.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1894 | Serron: The easy way to prove who's who is to ask us something only the real Iki Piki and Serron would know. / / Iki Piki: What?! That's never going to work! That's a stupid idea! / / Serron: Ah yes, that's the beauty of it. When they realise how stupid it is, they'll figure only the real me could have come... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1894.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1895 | Wendy: Here be it. Dig. / / Ponsonby: What? With our bare hands? / / Wendy: Dig! Or ye'll be tastin' lead from me pistol! / / [caption]: An hour later... / / Ponsonby: A chest! Well, that was buried pretty shallowly. That wasn't so bad after all. / / Ponsonby: [[opening chest to see the contents]] Picks and shovels? / / Wendy:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1895.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1896 | Lambert: I still feel a bit ill. Which reminds me of my second cousin Stitchbert, the tailor. Made the finest trousers in the shire. But a prodigious drinker, he was. / / Lambert: One night he didn't come home from the inn, and his wife called the shirriffs. She was livid; told them not to bother bringing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1896.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1897 | Head Death: AS INTERESTING AS THIS PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION IS, THE SIMPLE FACT IS YOU'RE DEAD. / / Head Death: YOU CAN'T RETURN TO LIFE JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO. / / Head Death: YOU NEED TO ESTABLISH GOOD CAUSE TO QUALIFY FOR A RETURN. / / Head Death: IMAGINE WHAT SORT OF MESS THE UNIVERSE WOULD BE IN IF WE... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1897.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1898 | [[scene: Outside the Louvre, Paris]] / / Haken: Erwin! Plan Fritz! Schnell! / / Erwin: Jawohl! [[runs off to implement the plan]] / / Ginny: What's Plan Fritz? / / Haken: It's die one after Plan Ernst und before Plan Gunther. Now, show me where this Palladium is. / / Ginny: It'll be heavily guarded. / / Haken: That is... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1898.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1899 | [caption]: Glasgow International Airport: [[Plane approaching runway]] / / [sound]: sssshhhheeeoooo... / / [sound]: [[It touches down...]] SCREEEEEEEEECH!!!! / / [sound]: [[... and takes off again]] ROOAAAARRR! / / Air Traffic Controller: HL16! Why did you abort the landing?! Is something wrong?! / / Steve: Crikey!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1899.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1900 | Morzeny: Colonel Klebb, welcome to SPECTRE Island. / / Klebb: My time is limited. Is the man I requested ready? / / Morzeny: This way. / / Morzeny: Grant! / / [[Grant walks over]] / / [sound]: [[Klebb sucker punches him]] Sucker punch!! / / [sound]: [[Grant strikes back]] Smack! / / [sound]: Wham! Chop! / / [sound]: Thump!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1900.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1901 | Adam: So, Charon, do you get a lot of work these days? / / Charon: There was more back in the days of Ancient Greece. Mostly these days it's ferrying various Deaths back and forth on assigments. / / Charon: Except one time recently a couple of Romans found their way down here in a fevered dream. They had no... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1901.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1902 | Wendy: Arrr! We be ready to be findin' and diggin' up the treasure now. / / Ponsonby: [[carrying two shovels, while the Mate is holding a brace of picks]] Wait! Mr Mate, give me one of those, and you can carry this shovel instead. [[they swap]] / / Wendy: What difference be it makin' what tools ye be carryin'? / / Ponsonby:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1902.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1903 | Paris: [[emerging from the ship]] What's going on out here? I thought you said we were ready to... / / Paris: [[seeing the multiple copies of Iki Piki and Serron]] Oh. / / Paris: Well this couldn't get any more confusing. / / Paris 2: [[appearing suddenly, a solid person, not a ghost]] Hey guys. I'm back! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1903.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1904 | Alvissa: Ahem, back to business. So we could use this teleport gate to go to Cragfoot, on the other side of the Orcrift Mountains? / / Villager: Sure. It's free to use. For anyone who hasn't committed a crime, that is. / / Kyros: What? How dare you?! I'm insulted! / / Villager: That I insinuated that you might... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1904.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1905 | [[scene: Wilson's Shoe Repair]] / / Aqualich: He's flipped the sneaker off! Get in there and capture them! [[orders The Hippo, Sea Dog, and The Bug to get the heroes]] / / [[big fight scene: The Hippos slams Captain Spatula]] / / [[big fight scene: Sea Dog slashes his cutlass at Refractive Man]] / / [[big fight... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1905.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1906 | [[scene: Inside the Louvre]] / / Ginny: There it is. The Palladium of Troy. / / Haken: Gut. We take it. / / Ginny: You can't just walk into the Louvre, pick it up, and expect to walk out! There are guards. / / Haken: Und what is die power of die Palladium? / / Ginny: Those who possess it cannot be defea... Oh. / / Haken:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1906.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1907 | Me: You can't do this to me! I created you! / / Head Death: THEN YOU KNOW I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. / / Me: You wait. I'll find some loophole! And then I'll leapfrog right out of here! / / Head Death: DON'T. SAY. THAT. WORD. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1907.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1908 | [[scene: On the tarmac at Glasgow International Airport. The plane is safely on the ground in the background. The man who saw the snakes on the wing is being wheeled away, restrained on a stretcher.]] / / Terry: We made it, safe and sound. / / Steve: See Terry, I told you there was nothing to worry about. / / Quarantine... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1908.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1909 | Charon: The River Lethe. / / Adam: Excellent. Now to test the myth that those who drink from its waters lose all their memories. / / Charon: You really don't have to. It's true. / / Adam: Yes, but how do you know? / / Charon: Well I haven't drunk from it, for starters. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1909.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1910 | Iki Piki: Paris! What? How? / / Serron: You're not dead? Did you come back from the future too? / / Paris 2: Yeah... I'm a ghost and I come back in a time machine, and suddenly I'm alive again. Think, you morons! / / Serron 2: Well, it's definitely her. / / Serron: Uh huh. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1910.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1911 | Ginny: You can't just take the Palladium from the Louvre now! There's not enough time! / / Haken: Time for what? [[opening the case to remove the Palladium]] / / Ginny: Er... for Erwin to perform the plan. / / Haken: You do not even know what die plan is. [[starts walking away with the Palladium]] / / Ginny: Well... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1911.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1912 | Villager: Wait... are you the folks who stole food and horses from Farmer Jakob? / / Alvissa: We left 100 silver nobles to pay for it! On his doorstep! / / Villager: You left silver where any thief could come along and take it? / / Mordekai: It was probably a lovable rogue, actually. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1912.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1913 | [caption]: Istanbul [[establishing aerial shot]] / / [[Tatiana emerges form the Russian embassy with a friend]] / / [[They exchange parting words]] / / [[She walks the streets of Istanbul...]] / / [[... to a remote and secret rendezvous location]] / / Tatiana: [[saluting]] Corporal of State Security Tatiana Romanova. / / Klebb:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1913.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1914 | Wendy: 'n' eight paces from the big tree. Here be it. Dig. / / Ponsonby: This is intolerable. You can't go around giving us orders. / / Ponsonby: What would your father, the Governor of Jamaica, say if he were here now? / / Wendy: He be an earl. He'd be puttin' ye in yer place 'n' tellin' ye not to be talkin'... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1914.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1915 | Adam: Come on Jamie. Drink. / / Jamie: I'm not sure that's a good idea, Adam. / / Adam: It's for science. / / Jamie: Hmmm. Well, since you put it that way. / / Adam: Drinking from the Lethe erases all memory, test one. / / [sound]: Slurp! Slurp! [[they drink]] / / Jamie: Where are we? / / Adam: Who are you? / / Jamie:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1915.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1916 | Quarantine Officer: So why are you trying to smuggle snakes into Scotland? / / Steve: I thought I'd bring some to show how bewdiful they are, since I heard you poor folks don't have any over here. / / Quarantine Officer: That's Ireland! / / Steve: Same thing, isn't it? / / Quarantine Officer: Arrest this... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1916.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1917 | Paris: You can't be me! I'm dead! These idiots erased my personality backups and destroyed all my genetic material! / / Paris 2: Stranger things have happened. / / Serron: We didn't do it! / / Serron 2: Wait a minute. Maybe we should claim credit. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1917.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1918 | Villager: Sorry, I don't think we can let you use the teleport gate to Cragfoot. / / Alvissa: But we've come so far! / / Villager: Where've you come from just now then? / / Alvissa: Er... Cragfoot... / / Villager: What? Across the mountains? Are you crazy?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1918.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1919 | Prof. Jones: [[looking behind them as Minnesota Jones and Monty stare at Notre Dame]] Erm, Junior... the Nazis are driving past in a truck... / / Monty: What?! / / Monty: Wait here. I'll jump on that horse and chase them! [[jumps on the horse and chases the Nazis]] / / Prof. Jones: [[watching the truck and Monty... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1919.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1920 | Head Death: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. YOU DON'T RETURN TO LIFE. YOU MOVE ON FROM HERE TO THE NEXT STAGE OF DEATH. / / Me: What? But... I don't want to reveal to my readers what happens after the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death! Not yet! / / Head Death: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU KILLED YOURSELF... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1920.html |
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