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| Irregular Webcomic! #1801 | [[impossibly long shot of a huge empty hospital waiting room, where Mercutio and Ophelia sit]] / / Mercutio: Ever notice how hospitals are so sterile and boring? / / Mercutio: It's like an infinite featureless waiting room of... / / Ophelia: Of what? / / Mercutio: Um. Never mind. We reap what we sow. / / Ophelia: Don't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1801.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1802 | Adam: [[looking around]] Gee, this Infinite Featureless Plane of Death is... big. / / Jamie: Yeah. Really, really big. / / Adam: D'you reckon it's big enough for an IKEA store? / / Jamie: I think have this place confused with Hell. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1802.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1803 | Draak: Draak smell fresh air. / / Alvissa: I can see daylight ahead. We've found the exit! / / Lambert: [[emerging from the tunnel into sunlight]] Dwalin did it! He led us safely through the mountains! / / Mordekai: [[looking back into the tunnel]] Bit of a shame we left him back there to get massacred by or... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1803.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1804 | [[scene: The pirates are being heated up in a large cooking pot by the native savages.]] / / Long Tom: Arrr! Can't we be bein' civilised about this? / / Native: Let's see... / / Mative: You're pirates, and we're cannibals. / / Native: I'd say that's a "no". http://irregularwebcomic.net/1804.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1805 | Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Come to my hideout. How much do you need? / / Serron: At least 20,000. More if you have it. / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: It's 10% per week. [[leads them out of the seedy bar and on to the seedy street]] / / Serron: No problem. It'll be paid back tomorrow. / / Shady Black... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1805.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1806 | Stewardess: We're going to hit the mountain! / / Terry: Not if I can help it. / / Terry: This is Terry, calling the yeti. Come in please. / / Stewardess: Yeti?! You're out of your mind!! / / Yeti: [[over radio]] Terry! Spiffing to hear from you again. / / Terry: I hope I'm not bothering you. / / [[scene change: a bunch... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1806.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1807 | [[scene: The Vatican Library. The Joneses stand cowering near the locked door as trap noises rumble all around them.]] / / [sound]: CLANK! CRUNCH! GRIND! CLANK! Flutter flutter... [[a piece of paper drops gently from the ceiling]] / / Monty: A piece of paper falling from the ceiling? That's it? That's da Vinci's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1807.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1808 | [[scene: The Nigerian Finance Minister's office]] / / Investor: Oh! I see now. That explains how all these investment schemes are genuine and workable. I must say, my hat's off to you. It's brilliant. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Thank you. It's quite straightforward once you understand it properly. / / Investor:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1808.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1809 | Mercutio: In these situations, five minutes always feels like six hours. / / Ophelia: Yeah. / / Mercutio: How long has it been? / / Ophelia: Six hours. / / Mercutio: Oh... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1809.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1810 | [[scene: The mouth of a cave leading out of the Orcrift Mountains.]] / / Alvissa: [[looking back into the tunnel]] Maybe we should go back and make sure Dwalin's all right. / / Mordekai: We've finally made it through the Orcrift Mountains; there's no way I'm ever going back in there again! Besides,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1810.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1811 | Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Just a minute, I'll be right back with your money. [[leaves Iki Piki and Serron alone in his hideout]] / / Serron: Well played. / / Iki Piki: Why'd you tell him to bet on the wrong team?! / / Serron: To get back at him. We win, he loses, it's all good! / / Iki Piki: Did you stop... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1811.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1812 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Adam: So. Got a myth? / / Jamie: "Cogito ergo sum." / / Adam: Right then. Well, we're currently thinking. / / Jamie: And yet, technically speaking, we aren't. / / Adam: Busted!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1812.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1813 | Yeti: [[into radio]] So Terry, what can we do for you? / / Terry: [[into plane's cockpit radio]] We're flying over the Himalayas. The plane is out of control and about to hit a mountain. / / Yeti: Ah yes, we have you on radar. Jolly good. Nothing to worry about. That particular mountain is just a concealing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1813.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1814 | [[scene: The Oval Office]] / / Science Advisor: The Speaker of the House is here to see you, Mr President. / / Science Advisor: He wants to discuss a bipartisan approach to this imminent asteroid threat. / / Allosaurus: Raaarrhhh! / / Science Advisor: Yes, sir. I'll show him in. / / Tyrannosaurus: [[entering]] GRA... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1814.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1815 | [[scene: A large panoramic shot of the Graf Zeppelin flying over a landscape somewhere between Rome and Paris.]] / / Haken: [[inside, at a window]] Ahh, back in die air. You know, I vas quite die barnstormer in my flying days, during und after die Great War. / / Erwin: Ja, Herr Kolonel? / / Haken: Indeed. In... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1815.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1816 | Dwalin: [[running out of the tunnel entrance behind the others, chased by a horde of rampaging orcs]] Gangweee...! [[translation: Gangway...!]] / Lambert: It's Dwalin! Being chased by orcs! / Kyros: Channelling mana! Four hundred should do it. / Alvissa: Four hundred?! Sorry, are you trying to stop... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1816.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1817 | [[scene: Hospital waiting room]] / / Mercutio: I feel like a doctor is going to appear suddenly and interrupt us with dramatic news. / / [[beat]] / / Mercutio: I said: "I feel like a doctor is going to appear suddenly and interrupt us with dramatic news." / / Mercutio: Stupid narrative causality. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1817.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1818 | Serron: What's that over there? [[pointing to a case on a nearby table]] / / Iki Piki: Looks like an organ storage case. / / Iki Piki: It has sparrial and pachekki organs! Our original organs, extracted three days ago! / / Iki Piki: So our future selves never got these ones. They must be dead by now. / / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1818.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1819 | [[scene: His Majesty's Ship Anatotitan]] / / Mate: Land ho, captain! It's Antigua. / / Ponsonby: Set course for that small island off the coast. That's where the pirates will have headed. / / Ponsonby: We'll need to keep an eye out for the natives as we search the island. / / Mate: Why, Captain Ponsonby,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1819.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1820 | [[scene: A jet cockpit. The view outside the front window is pitch black.]] / / Stewardess: I've never flown through a mountain before... / / [[The plane emerges into the night sky again.]] / / Steve: Crikey! Now there's nothin' to worry about! The snakes will just find some nice warm spot to curl up and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1820.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1821 | Jamie: This Plane of Death is pretty... / / Adam: Infinite? / / Jamie: I was thinking Featureless. I wonder what's under the surface. / / [[beat]] / / Adam: There's one way to find out. [[brandishing some dynamite]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1821.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1822 | [sound]: Fwackoom! / / Dwalin: Och, well doon, wizard. Ye've stopped th'orcs in theer tracks. [[translation: Well done, wizard. You've stopped the orcs in their tracks.]] / / Mordekai: I thought you said you'd never flee from orcs. / / Dwalin: Who was fleein'? I was mirrly liddin' thum into an ambush. [[translation:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1822.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1823 | [[scene: The corridors of the Vatican. The Joneses are striding from the library to an exit.]] / / Monty: The Little General, 1797. Napoleon must have captured the Palladium during his Italian Campaign. / / Minnesota Jones: Mmm, yes, he was in northern Italy then. / / Monty: There's no way you could have met... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1823.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1824 | Serron: I'll just tuck this organ case under my jacket... / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: [[reappearing from the other room]] Here's your money. Remember the deal is 10% a week. / / Serron: What?! Nothing! / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: No, 10%, not nothing. This isn't a flea market, bub. [[gives... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1824.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1825 | Steward: [[rushing into the cockpit]] Help! The passengers have been panicking back here! There's been a terrible tragedy! Just after you went into the cockpit! / / Stewardess: What happened?! / / Steward: A passenger fell in the panic. Someone tried to catch her but she accidentally had her neck snapped.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1825.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1826 | Doctor: We have news on Will Shakespeare. / / Ophelia: Yes?? / / Doctor: He's come through the surgery okay, and he's in recovery. He should be fine. / / Mercutio: Will he be able to write? / / Doctor: I don't see why not... / / Mercutio: You haven't read any of his fan-fic. / / Ophelia: Mercutio! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1826.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1827 | Dwalin: Luik at thu way ye stopped thoose orcs 'n' ridduced thu solid granite o' thu toonel entrance tae nought but a molten slaghipp. [[translation: Look at the way you stopped those orcs and reduced the solid granite of the tunnel entrance to nothing but a molten slagheap.]] / / Dwalin: We dwarves culd... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1827.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1828 | Me: [[close up of face with no scenery visible]] So wait... I'm dead? / / [[zoom out to show Me sitting on a chair at Head Death's desk]] / / [[zoom out a bit more]] / / Head Death: NOW WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1828.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1829 | Monty: [[walking along a corridor]] As soon as we get out of the Vatican we'll head to Paris... / / Prof. Jones: Look out! The Pope! / / Minnesota Jones: Buongiorno, Sua Santità. / / [subtitle]: Good morning, Your Holiness. / / Pope Pius XI: Ah, gli addetti alle pulizie. La biblioteca è pulita? / / [subtitle]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1829.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1830 | [[Scene: A dark night]] / / [caption]: Secret agent 0x0A James Stud makes his way carefully and slowly through the dark grounds of a chateau... / / [caption]: He steps lightly, pauses to take in his surroundings with all his senses, then steps again... / / [caption]: Taking the time to reassure himself that nobody... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1830.html |
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