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| Irregular Webcomic! #1681 | Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Into the operating rooms! / / Iki Piki: Quick! Tell us something useful about our future! Something that might help us get out of this alive! / / Serron 2: Bet heavily on the Acropolis Titans to win the zero-gee football Galactic Cup. / / Serron: Woohoo! A betting tip from the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1681.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1682 | Lambert: It's Footcrag! We've come out the same side of the mountain range as we went in! / / Dwalin: Dinnae be stuppid, laddie. [[translation: Don't be stupid, lad.]] / / Dwalin: I led ye through yon moontains, 'n' oot the uther side, ye ken. [[translation: I led you thorugh the mountains, and out the other... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1682.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1683 | Wendy: So Dirque, what be ye doin' wi' yer share o' the treasure when we be findin' it with the map and be diggin' it up? / / Dirque: I be doin' the traditional pirate thing, Wendy. / / Wendy: Blowin' it in a wild spree o' rum, gamblin', and wenchin'? / / Dirque: Nay! Buryin' it on an island fer safe-keepin'... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1683.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1684 | Jamie: So, this is the afterlife, huh? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: THE INFINITE FEATURELESS PLANE OF DEFF, MORE PRECISELY SPEAKIN', GUV. / / Jamie: Infinite featureless plane... hmmm. That brings to mind some myths I could bust. If only I had a camera crew. / / Cameraman: [[appearing suddenly from... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1684.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1685 | Ginny: There's the book! Mysteria Thesauri Iliani! / / Minnesota Jones: Wait. This is too easy. / / Prof. Jones: There's nothing to fear here. / / Minnesota Jones: That's what worries me. / / Prof. Jones: Oh don't be ridiculous! [[grabs the book]] / / Minnesota Jones: No, don't! / / [sound]: Rumble... rumble..... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1685.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1686 | [[scene: A field in the countryside. Fenceposts and tools lie around.]] / / Algernon: Thanks for helping me build this fence on my dad's farm, Ishmael. I would have thought you'd prefer to stay on your computer. / / Ishmael: Hey, no problem. / / [[Ishmael quickly erects a fence post]] / / Ishmael: First post! / / Algernon:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1686.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1687 | [[rowboat with Stud and Honey is being towed by the Coast Guard cutter on which Helix Leiter has found them adrift in the sea]] / / [[Stud loosens the tow rope...]] / / [[... which slips away, trailing out of the boat...]] / / Honey: Oh no you don't! [[grabbing the rope]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1687.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1688 | [[blackness]] / / Serron: Oooh, my head... / / Iki Piki: Serron? Is that you? / / Serron: I think so... What happened? / / Iki Piki: They must have dumped us, thinking we'd die before the anaesthetic wore off. Our extracted organs must be miles away by now. / / Serron: Yeah, feels like I'm lying on a pile of garbage. / / Iki... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1688.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1689 | [caption]: ==Adam's Mythbusting Show== Boggy AK-47 / / Adam: [[standing next to a gun which is being held by some sort of mechanical stand]] Well, if this AK-47 won't fire normally after being buried in a bog for a year, there's only one thing for it. / / Adam: In true Mythbusting tradition, I will now see... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1689.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1690 | Lambert: Back into the tunnels. Well, at least we have light again, thanks to Kyros. [[the party re-enters the secret dwarven passage, led by Kyros, who lights the way with his glowing magical orb]] / / Mordekai: [[looking around in the gloom]] Is there a reason none of us have a lantern? / / Kyros: I've got... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1690.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1691 | [[scene: The Vatican Library. A huge ball of stone is rolling along the hallway towards The Joneses and Dr Smith.]] / / Monty: Run!!! [[they start running away from the stone ball, Prof. Jones carrying the book he took from the rack]] / / Prof. Jones: I must say, this rather gets the blood pumping! / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1691.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1692 | [[scene: Steve and Terry's house]] / / Steve: Pack your bags, Terry! We're off to Scotland! / / Terry: Scotland? Hasn't the UK signed the treaty banning you from interaction with wildlife? / / Steve: Crikey! What's the UK got to do with it? Besides, we're after the Loch Ness Monster. / / Steve: If nobody's proved... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1692.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1693 | Me: Hmmm. It's about time I did another Star Wars strip, but for the life of me I can't think of anything funny. / / [[Me looking a bit surprised/schoked]] / / Me: [[choking]] Ack!!.. pfltl.. <gurgle> Aack!! / / Vader: [[in Force grip pose]] I find your lack of ideas disturbing. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1693.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1694 | [sound]: Fwackoom! / / [[scene change: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Adam: So, are you Death of Being Shot By An AK-47? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: NO. INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. / / Adam: Dang, that means it didn't fire properly. Jamie was right after all. / / Death of Insanely... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1694.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1695 | [[scene: A dirty alleyway.]] / / Serron: [[poking his head up out of a garbage skip]] Hmmm. We're in an alley. Where are our future selves? / / Iki Piki: They must still be operating on them. / / Serron: This is great! We can race to a nearby hospital to get replacement organs implanted before we die! / / Iki Piki:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1695.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1696 | Lambert: This gloom reminds me of the time cousin Wei-Lungbert came to visit from the mysterious Far East. / / Lambert: Uncle Bilbert didn't have a spare room in his house, so he cleared out a stall in the barn. But because of all the straw it was unsafe to light a lamp. / / Lambert: Wei-Lungbert took one... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1696.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1697 | Me: Since I announced I'd be killing off a major character by the end of the year, worldwide speculation has been running rife. / / [caption]: Ladbrokes of London has accepted over £30 million in bets. / / [[scene: Screenshot of Ladbrokes web site, showing odds for various characters being the ones to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1697.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1698 | Prof. Jones: [[running in front of the giant stone ball that is chasing them through the Vatican library]] There's one thing I don't get. / / Monty: What, dad? / / Prof. Jones: This trap is completely wrecking the library. / / Monty: And us too, if we're not careful! / / Prof. Jones: Why build a trap that destroys... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1698.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1699 | Adam: So where's Jamie? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: JAMIE? / / Adam: You should remember him. He got blown up in a similar fireball just yesterday. / / [[beat]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I... DON'T RECALL... / / Adam: I knew there was politics in Hell, but I didn't realise it was... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1699.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1700 | [[scene: Plane exterior in flight]] / / [[scene: Pilot in cockpit, making an announcement over the PA system]] / / Pilot: Flight time from Singapore to Glasgow is 13 hours. We'll let you know the local weather when we're close to arrival. / / [[scene: A snake appears in the cockpit, sneaking up on ominously on... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1700.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1701 | [[scene: The bridge of the Legacy, in space]] / / Spanners: What's taking so long? / / Paris: There's a military vessel exercising right-of-way ahead of us. We have to steer clear until they've passed. / / Paris: Ah, they're finally moving and letting us go. / / Paris: Space hogs!! [[yelling at ship... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1701.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1702 | [[scene: The British galleon Anatotitan, at anchor in Port Royal.]] / / Ponsonby: Weigh anchor! We sail for Antigua! / / Mate: Antigua? But it's full of savage Caribs! / / Ponsonby: And pirates! / / Mate: Even more reason to go somewhere else! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1702.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1703 | [[scene: Pitch blackness. Two black panels appear per line, intercutting between scenes in different locations. The panels are at first widely separated, but move inwards with each successive line.]] / / Alvissa: Well, no use just sitting here. / / Gollum: Gollum. / / Alvissa: May as well try to find an... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1703.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1704 | Monty: Wait. Why are we running in front of this giant stone ball? Let's duck sideways. / / [[The Joneses and Dr Smith step aside and let the giant stone ball roll past.]] / / [[It continues on in a straight line, crashing through the library, leaving them unscatched.]] / / Minnesota Jones: Well, you took... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1704.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1705 | Co-Pilot: [[over the cabin PA system]] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your co-pilot. If there is a herpetologist on board, please identify yourself to the crew. / / Terry: I wonder what that could be about? / / Steve: No idea. / / Terry: You should put your hand up, Steve. You're probably the closest thing to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1705.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1706 | Jamie: The myth is that parallel lines meet at infinity. So we'll draw some parallel lines... / / Jamie: ... and head out to the edge of this infinite featureless plane to see if they meet. / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: JUST A MO', GUV. / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'AFORE BUSTIN' ANY... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1706.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1707 | [[scene: A grimy alley somewhere on the planet Bune. Iki Piki and Serron have climbed out of the garbage skip.]] / / Iki Piki: The splanch is an organ peculiar to my species. There's no artificial version and there's unlikely to be a donor anywhere on this planet. / / Serron: Wait here! [[runs off]] / / Iki... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1707.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1708 | Dwalin: So, hoo mooch of thus epic quist ye're on ha' ye achivved soo far? [[translation: So, how much of this epic quest you're on have you achieved so far?]] / / Mordekai: Let's see, the first step was to cross the Orcrift Mountains... / / [[beat]] / / Dwalin: Furget I asked. [[translation: Forget I asked.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1708.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1709 | [[scene: A swamp on Dagobah.]] / / Yoda: The Dark Side, pull you to evil it will. Then cover your face you must... / / Luke: Master Yoda, how many times do I have to hear this? / / Yoda: Without care, you like Vader will become! Your soul with illness full, your body with decay afflicted. A law of nature it is! / / Luke:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1709.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1710 | Monty: We did it! We outsmarted Leonardo da Vinci's trapped puzzle lock. / / Monty: We dodged the rake. / / Prof. Jones: Mostly. / / Monty: And we avoided getting crushed by the library-destroying giant stone ball. / / Monty: Nothing can stop us now! / / Haken: [[appearing suddenly, with gun pointed at the Joneses]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1710.html |
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