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| Irregular Webcomic! #1501 | Iki Piki: I pack some extra mining explosive for our trip to the seedy side of town. Just in case. / Serron: We need to be a bit careful. We don't want to make things difficult for ourselves in the future. How likely are we to return to this planet? / Iki Piki: Never, after this. / Serron: Good point.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1501.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1502 | Dr No: Take him to the cell! / Henchman: Yes boss! Er, what cell? / Dr No: The escape-proof cell! / Henchman: The electrified one? / Dr No: Yes the electrified one! And don't give it away! [[The henchmen escort Stud away.]] / Dr No: [[shaking head as he mutters to himself]] Henchmen. Evil, obedient,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1502.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1503 | [[scene: The Legacy engine room]] / Spanners: Well Quercus, with the others out of the ship, we can do that engine overhaul I've been meaning to do. / Spanners: We need to replace the tripolar neutronic phase coils, the flux wavelet holodamper conduits, the heisenfram intermix regulator,... / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1503.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1504 | Monty: So now what? / Ginny: I suggest we take advantage of our strengths. / Monty: What strengths? / Ginny: The guards are now convinced you're insane. So we can get away with attempting something crazy. / Monty: What, like trying to sneak in to a stronghold guarded by two military forces? / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1504.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1505 | GM: [[reading from Fellowship of the Ring]] "The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. / GM: "It stepped forward slowly on the bridge, and suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall;" / Kyros: Go back two paragraphs. / GM:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1505.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1506 | Yeti: [[leading Terry across mountainous terrain]] We have this sort of secret village thing. We try to avoid human contact, wot. / Terry: My GPS unit went haywire as I approached this area. / Yeti: There's an electronic shield that interferes with navigation systems. Jolly complicated business. Keeps... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1506.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1507 | Dirque: [[in the crows nest]] Sail off the port bow! / Long Tom: [[from the helm]] What flag be she flyin'?! / Dirque: Spanish! It be the merchantman Anatotitan! / Long Tom: Arrr! Close for a broadside! She be easy meat for the Allosaurus! http://irregularwebcomic.net1507.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1508 | Paris: So, if you had a DNA sample of me, could you force grow a clone body suitable for uploading my personality record file into? / fforbes-Davīs: Sure. Take a couple of months, but it'd be like you never died. You have a DNA sample? / Paris: Actually... no. / fforbes-Davīs: Oh. Well, we could load... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1508.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1509 | Martian 1: Right. We have an active agent in the most powerful government on Earth. / Martian 1: For more complete control, we also need an agent in the most economically advanced and influential nation. / Martian 2: Say no more. / Nigerian Finance Minister: Hello? Nigerian Finance Minister speak... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1509.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1510 | Me: If you saw a webcomic with a missing last panel and a button saying "Press me"... / Me: ... you might suspect it was some sort of newfangled interactive comic. / Me: And that clicking the button would reveal a really clever joke in the last panel that relies on concealment for humorous impact. / [[a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1510.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1511 | Monty: If we're going to sneak into one of the most secure and well-guarded buildings in the world, we should at least wait until night. / Prof. Jones: Good idea. I know an excellent restaurant where we can wait, just off Piazza di Spagna. / Prof. Jones: Wonderful antipasto, minestrone, pane di casa,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1511.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1512 | [caption]: Meanwhile, at the Imperial Stormtrooper Training Academy: / Administrator 1: Too many students are failing our strict marksmanship accuracy qualifications. The Emperor demands action! / Administrator 2: Well, we could raise the training standards, but on our salaries... / Administrator 3:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1512.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1513 | Alvissa: Confusion spell? That's the first time I've ever seen you cast a non-fire-based spell, Kyros. / Kyros: Balrogs are creatures of flame. Any spell cast against them is therefore effectively fire magic. / Alvissa: Hmmm. Well, there was still something unusual about that spell... / Mordekai:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1513.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1514 | [[scene: The seedy side of the town on Bune where the space crew are currently in port.]] / Serron: This seedy part of town... it's pretty shady. / Iki Piki: You were expecting parks full of kids? / Serron: I wonder if there are any exotic drugs we can turn a profit on at the next world we visit. / Iki... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1514.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1515 | Terry: [[admiring the view as they walk across the Himalayas]] Nice countryside you have around here. / Yeti: Yes, we like it. / Yeti: Sir Edmund enjoyed the local terrain when he visited, of course. / Terry: Hillary? / Yeti: More mountainy, he called it, actually. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1515.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1516 | Martian 1: Finally, we need a contact within Earth's defence forces. / Martian 1: Who's the most powerful military strategist we know on Earth? / Ishmael: Hello? Oh, not you guys again! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1516.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1517 | Mate: The pirates are miles ahead of us, Captain Ponsonby. How are we going to find them with the entire Caribbean to hide in? / Crows Nest: Smoke off the port bow! / Ponsonby: Where there's smoke, there's fire, Mister Mate. / Mate: Does that smugness come from being captain, or just from being B... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1517.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1518 | [[scene: Inside the Graf Zeppelin, flying over some snowy peaks.]] / Erwin: We arrive in Rome tonight. / Haken: Sehr gut. / Erwin: Look, Herr Kolonel! Die Austrian Alps. / Haken: Ja, ja, I've seen them. / Erwin: These hills, they are alive with die sound of music... / Haken: What did you say, Erwin?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1518.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1519 | [[scene: The seedy side of the Bune starport town.]] / Serron: I'm not sure about this. Strange people and weird looks... It could be dangerous around here. / Iki Piki: Good, that's what we want. / Serron: Hmmm. Well, I suppose so. / Iki Piki: You just don't like it when you're not the most disreputable... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1519.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1520 | [[scene: The party have just passed through a doorway and face a stone bridge spanning a vast bottomless chasm.]] / Dwalin: Thu Bridge of Khazad-Doom! [[translation: The Bridge of Khazad-Doom!]] / Dwalin: We joost nid tae cross thus, then make oor way doon a precarious collapsin' staircase tae safety!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1520.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1521 | [[scene: Two technicians are assembling an R2-unit droid, which stands between them, partially assembled.]] / Technician 1: Hologram recorder/projector? / Technician 2: Check. / Technician 1: Circular saw? / Technician 2: Check. / Technician 1: Cattle prod? / Technician 2: Check. / Technician 1: Fire... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1521.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1522 | [[scene: The yeti village, where tea is laid out on a table.]] / Yeti: Good show, we're just in time for afternoon tea. Now, what can we do for you? / Terry: It's my husband, Steve... / Yeti: Sorry, one lump or two? / Terry: Sugar? / Yeti: Yak butter. / Terry: Er... none... thanks... / Yeti: You were... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1522.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1523 | Stud: [[in a cell]] Electrified, huh? What rubbish. / [sound]: ZAP! / Stud: [[lying flat on his back in the cell]] Escape-proof, huh? / Stud: Okay, maybe. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1523.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1524 | [caption]: ==Mythbusters== Martians /
/ Jamie: It's time to bust the myth of the existence of Martians. In 1877, Giovanni Schiaparelli observed features on Mars that he called canali, or channels. / Jamie: Percival Lowell interpreted these markings as artificial canals, and became obsessed with the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1524.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1525 | [[scene: The engineering room of the Legacy. Quercus is lying on his back under a piece of equipment, working on it.]] / Spanners: Two electrons are sitting on a park bench. A third electron comes up and says, "Move over so I can sit down." / Spanners: One of the others replies, "What do you think we... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1525.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1526 | Me: I regret to have to inform everyone that I am discontinuing Irregular Webcomic! pending the outcome of litigation served by The Lego Group, ... / Me: ... Lucasfilm, J. K. Rowling, The Jane Goodall Institute, Beyond Productions and The Discovery Channel, Peter Jackson, the Tolkien Estate, ... / Me:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1526.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1527 | [[scene: The streets of Rome, night.]] / Prof. Jones: Do we have to go now? I'm so full I can hardly move. / Monty: I don't understand how you could eat so much pasta. / Prof. Jones: It was so good! / Monty: Or how you had room for gelato, tiramisu, baked ricotta cheesecake, panna cotta, zabaglione,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1527.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1528 | Dwalin: Quick! Acrooss thu Bridge! [[the party sets out across the narrow, precarious Bridge of Khazad-Doom]] / Lambert: For all the amazing feats of construction engineering we've seen in Dwergenberg... / Lambert: For all the advanced technological skills and astoundingly beautiful architecture you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1528.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1529 | Dirque: Arrr! The battle be over. Do we be scuttlin' 'er? / Long Tom: Aye! Scuttle 'er! Be sendin' 'er to the briny depths! That'll be teachin' Spanish merchants to be crossin' Cap'n Long Tom Short! / [sound]: Chop! Chop! Chop! [[the crew chop into the bottom deck of the merchantman with axes]] / Long... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1529.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1530 | Yeti: Well, there's just no two ways about it. We simply must rescue this Steve chap from the horrible clutches of Cthulhu. / Yeti: And save the people of Nepal from a dreadfully ghastly fate at the same time, I jolly well imagine. / Tery: Thank you. But... how do you plan to defeat Cthulhu? / Yeti:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1530.html |
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